Marty Prehn's Associate and Mentor

Run, Bill. Run like the wind!

Marty Prehn: Lady Killer Wannabe

Bernice Prehn was a fine lady...

Once again, Happy Holidays to all of our loyal readers. As a New Year approaches our coverage of Marty will continue as long as the biggest idiot I've ever witnessed continues his stupidity. Over the weekend I decided I needed to clean out RC3's old office. While doing this I found several potential stories he was working on. One really caught my attention and I decided to touch on it for today's article. Was Marty trying to murder his own mother by starving her?

After reading through pages of scribbled notes found scattered about RC3's office, it looks like the previous editor of this blog had a sound theory. As Marty was spending upwards of $1,500.00 a month feeding his enormous gut, he was over medicating his mother while slowly letting her starve in the dark room he locked her in every day. Marty would gain total control of the family estate with the death of his mother, along with no longer having her there to cramp his make believe secret agent lifestyle. What better motive for the putrid soul we know Marty to be to want his mother gone.

Marty has shown an unnatural interest in other starvation cases. Was this interest spawned by his desire to see how long it would take for his mother to die? He became obsessed with the Terri Schiavo case. He went so far as to claim she was his guardian angel and was sending him signs through the nameplate on the Mongoosemobile. He even became friends with Terri's former diaper changer, a woman in Florida named Carla who appears to be as full of shit as Marty. As of this writing, Carla claims her "friends" in the FBI and CIA are in the process of shutting this blog down. Sound familiar? Why would Marty be so focused on the details of a woman who had her feeding tube removed? Was it research for what he was planning for his own mother?

The pictures and medical reports of Bernice Prehn's condition upon arrival in Colorado have been posted on this blog. She was emaciated and dehydrated. She was so malnourished that she gained 20 lbs the first month after being saved from Marty. Of course, Marty had no concerns about her physical health when his mother left for Colorado. Was this because he knew he was the reason for her condition? It appears to me Marty was just glad mom was leaving so he wouldn't have to be bothered with her anymore. After all, he still had control of the money. We all know how Marty changed his tune several months later when he found out the money was leaving with his mother.

The entire time Mrs Prehn lived in Colorado she never received so much as a Mother's Day, Birthday, or Christmas card from her loving son Marty. Sounds like he really missed her and was concerned about her well being. I believe Marlene actually saved her mother from certain death at the hands of Marty when she moved their mother to Colorado. At the time, Marty thought his sister was accidentally doing him a favor by taking mom off his hands, leaving him free to live the carefree big spender lifestyle. If the move hadn't happened, Mrs Prehn would have been dead in a matter of weeks, leaving the entire family estate in Marty's hands.

When Mrs Prehn passed away after enjoying her final days being loved and cared for by Marlene, it's was the best possible end for a woman who had to deal with a lying idiot thief for much of her life. That scenario was much better than being starved to death while locked in a room while Marty spent his day eating. Marty was too busy to be bothered with attending his own mother's funeral, but he found time to claim his sister had starved his mother to death that same day. Was this the accusation Marty chose because he was knowledgeable on the subject after attempting it himself? That's the way this writer sees it. I'm of the opinion Marty was in the process of starving his mother before Marlene saved her from death at the hands of her greedy son. As Marty shows us on a daily basis, he's more than soulless enough to do it. After all, Marty's only concern with his mother was the continued access to her money.

As Cookout so eloquently stated: "Keep Mom. Send checkbook... "

Marty Prehn is His Own Worst Enemy

I hope all of you loyal readers had a Merry Christmas. I know I really enjoyed the holiday with my family and friends. From the looks of things, Marty's Christmas was just like every other day of the year. He spent all day on Facebook either posting more "I'm a powerful and important person" lies on Bill Windsor's page or spewing more of the same threats towards his enemies he's been using for several years.

Christmas was another great example of how pathetic, bitter, and despicable Marty is. I know I can think of much more enjoyable things to spend my time on than Facebook bullshit. I'm not going to post his comments today because honestly, they look just like the thousands we've already posted here. Same claims to Windsor that he knows every elected official in the country and is personal friends with their staff members. He continuously offers to provide phone numbers that can be obtained from the most basic Internet search. Marty must think the rest of the world is as stupid as he is and can't find public information without spending hours on Google. Sorry Marty, the only people as dumb as you are either locked up or a Lawless America lemming.

Marty is such a POS that anyone who meets him in person almost instantly can't stand to be around him. Why did Marty have so much time to spend on Facebook on Christmas? His own kids can't stand him. Marty Jr won't even use his last name or join Marty's friends list on Facebook. Did Marty see any of his family on Christmas? His kids or grandkids? The short answer is no, he only has one person that actually knows him in real life that can stand to be around him. It would be sad if Marty wasn't the reason for this. I feel no pity for a man who is a complete asshole to everyone he ever meets, including his own children.

Instead of enjoying your loved ones for Christmas, what type of person spends that day attacking the only people who felt sorry for Marty and helped him when no one else would? My guess is Marty had no loved ones to spend time with. Instead we saw all his same meaningless threats. The FBI, AG, and US Marshals were all mentioned. People are going to prison or be deported. His illegal eviction will be avenged. Blah blah blah Marty. We've seen these exact same rants hundreds of times. It's really quite funny that you can name all the cars at a repair shop or owned by your ex friends. Sounds like someone is completely obsessed. Or is it the fact Marty's life is nothing but misery and rejection because he's a repulsive ass?

With a life as empty and miserable as Marty's, I'm not surprised he decided to become a suicide prevention fake advocate. If I was as worthless and bitter as Marty is, I might need someone to talk me off a ledge. His self worth is based totally on trying to get respect and praise from others but it's just not happening. When you're a jerk and an ass to anyone you come in contact with, you're never going to get either of those. 

Merry Christmas Marty. It's unfortunate you're just too stupid to learn what you're doing wrong after 58 years.

Some legacy for the kids, eh?

Marty Prehn: Lawless American Imbecile!

It's nothing short of a Festivus Miracle here at CoM, now that Marty's man crush has managed to bond out of jail!

As Bill Windsor starts his Facebook assault on every official in Ellis County, we all knew the idiotic Mongoose would be one of the first ass lickers to start commenting on his Facebook page. True to form, Marty left one of the greatest Mongoose droppings we've seen in a long time. I'll post the entire comment then break it down to analyze the complete stupidity:

"Marty Prehn
Let's talk once your phone is back on. You need to get in touch with 2 good ole boys from Texas. One is my friend US Congressman Pete Sessions and the other is Texas Attorney General and now Governor elect Greg Abbott. Looks like instead of coal in the stockings of the whittle Joeys and Flem Shady that they will be getting bags of DEPENDS as they are now a schitting all over themselves. And time to refile that PPO in Oakland County against your cyber stalker from Madison Hts. In Oakland County. Richard Thompson is the President of the Thomas More Law Center and former Prosecuting Attorney for Oakland County. Bill there is case law in Florida that sets the precedent for unlawful incarceration and gives compensation for $1,000 per minute for each moment your freedom was taken from you and your constitutional rights violated. Proxy filings my ass. You have my number so when you get your sea legs back give me a call. Ernest Hemmingway never looked so good. Let's talk with my contact with USA TODAY and get them to write an article of what you were subjected to.
More · 2 hours ago"

As I try to recover from the stupidity overload Marty just gave me, I'll try to cover all the idiocy in this comment. True to Marty form, he starts off with a classic Elder Dawg name drop. More of Marty's nation wide elected official friend network. Marty gives Bill two names to "get in touch with". If these people are Marty's friends, why hasn't the Mongoose already contacted them for Bill? I'd bet because up until Bill was released, Marty was afraid to even comment on his Facebook page, much less make calls to try to help him. And then there is the fact Marty is a lying dumb ass who doesn't know these people and just found an excuse to name drop in front of the lemmings.

Next, Marty claims the "Joeys and Flem Shady" are now scared because Windsor made bail. This is a good example of how clueless Marty is. Everyone involved has absolutely nothing to fear. Bill is out on bond and must return to Ellis County on January 21st. On that day, he will be returned to jail to await his transport to Montana. Once there, he is facing 130 protection order violations. That's 127 felonies Marty, so I figure Bill is going to be quite busy in the coming months and years. I can't figure out why anyone should be worried that Windsor is out. He's going right back to jail to stay soon.

The next part of this pile of Marty crap is probably the best. He tells Bill it's time to make another attempt for a PPO on Flemshady. This shows you not only how stupid Marty is, it also shows you how far Marty's head has been stuck in Robin Williams corpse's ass. It's obvious Marty isn't aware of the judgement Sean won against Bill yesterday. Here is the most important page from this signed court order dismissing Sean from the lawsuit:

You read that right my fellow Moronic Marty watchers, Sean was awarded $250,000 from Windsor. I have a feeling Big Vexi won't be coming to Marty land to try the PPO crap again. Sorry Marty, the days of using Bill Windsor to threaten people are still over. Bill getting out of jail didn't change what a complete disaster his lawsuit is. Everyone should cross their fingers Marty can talk his man-love into adding you to the suit. I wouldn't mind a $250,000 slice of Windsor's pie!

How stupid can Marty be to encourage Bill to continue to stalk and harass Flemshady? Rhetorical question, of course, as we are all well aware of the level of stupidity Marty is cursed with. How does that fat idiot tie his shoes? I assume he has Velcro laces or Linda does it for him every morning.

I'll skip over Marty's reference to the More Law Center (where were they during all of your real and make believe legal woes?). We saw how well his $1,000 a minute crap worked for Marty in his drug dealing son's arrest. Has that $30 million suit against the Macomb County Sheriff been filed yet, you idiot? Let me guess, you couldn't afford to hire a lawyer or pay the filing fee? It wasn't even about you in the first place! Marty, you are a complete loser!

I'll wrap this up with the last part of this comment.

"Let's talk with my contact with USA TODAY and get them to write an article of what you were subjected to."

Now Marty wants to use his "contact" at USA TODAY to get a story about Bill written. When Marty says contact, what he means is some guy he emails several times a week and never gets a response. By now Marty's emails to that poor soul go straight to the spam folder. If Marty had the ability to get anything in USA Today, why hasn't a single story Marty claimed was being done ever been printed? Give it up Marty, everyone knows you have absolutely no influence with anyone associated with that or any other newspaper. Your "national media contacts" are nothing more than spam email targets that have never once covered any story because of you. Maybe someday Marty's IQ will climb high enough for him to figure out just how stupid his comments make him look.

I don't have much hope of that happening.

Marty Prehn Holds City Council Hostage!

...snubbed by elfen meeting regular

As the Christmas season continues and the end of the year approaches, we here at CoM, as well as the Saint Clair Shores city council, find ourselves being held hostage by a fat idiot in a Santa suit. Since Marty has yet to make good on any of his on-camera lies - and to avoid any unwanted ass groping - the council has given the Santa gig to one of the local elves. 

Let's review the most recent official city agenda items that Marty failed to wrap up, shall we?

I'll start with the great used car sales crime wave that befell the sleepy Detroit suburb. Marty was reporting this code violation crime to the city council and the last we heard, documents would be provided to refute the claims of the scofflaws that were perpetrating this heinous act. Marty was going to prove beyond a doubt that they were lying to cover their criminal activity. I wish he'd hurry up because I'm tired of waiting for those fireworks. 

We also have Marty's great charity organization, OPA. Marty was scheduled to release the identities of his "unnamed" corporate sponsors right after the elections. He didn't want his great announcement to steal all the media coverage of the election results. It's been quite some time since the elections now - what is Marty waiting for? Why hasn't he given these generous corporations the credit they deserve for supporting his latest great cause? Is he just trying to let the suspense build even more or did he forget he told that lie? Did he hope we would forget he said it? Where are the Smiley Buttons and flashlight hats? Figure it out Marty, we never forget!

Marty had also made great promises of exposing all of his "cyber stalkers" to the city council. He was going to post their pictures on city websites and reveal their identities at an upcoming council meeting. Is this a case of Marty not wanting to reveal too much before his investigation was complete? Or did Linda let the idiot know that every time he attacked these people, it caused problems for her? I can imagine the conversation now: "If you want to continue to live here and mooch off me Marty, you better STFU and leave those people alone. Daddy doesn't like it when they show up at work and you hide in the back while others have to listen to their complaints about you!"

The next great Marty project that comes to mind is the planting of an evergreen tree in the park to honor the members of the Lakeview class of 74 who have passed. Marty went before the council to ask permission to plant the tree that was going to be paid for by donations. Did this tree ever get planted? Is the tree sitting in Linda's apartment decorated with lights and tinsel? Did Marty just pocket the donations knowing the council never takes him seriously and wouldn't expect anything to get done because they know he completely full of crap? Maybe Marty is just waiting until spring so the weather will be nice for the nationally televised dedication ceremony.

As we all know, this list could get longer than Marty's tab at Dimitri's, so I'll skip to the present. At the latest council meeting Marty, instead of giving an update on any of his previous lies, skipped right to his next one. He told the council he was organizing a memorial service for a veteran who died last March. This vet had been involved with a hot button topic the council had mentioned the last couple of meetings Marty missed while hiding out after Bill Windsor's arrest. He said he had been working with this man's family and a memorial would be held at the Bruce Post VFW this coming March. Sounds like Marty is having trouble finding funeral buffets to crash so he's planning one for a year after this man's death. Where was Marty when this man passed last March? 

A simple phone call to the Bruce Post also reveals that they know nothing about Marty making plans for them. After speaking to the commander, it was made very clear that Marty had absolutely nothing to do with any events that are held at the VFW. The commander was offended enough by Marty's lie that he said the post would send a letter to each council member and the mayor to let them know that Marty doesn't represent them and a post member would present any events that the council needed to know about, not Marty. I'm sure the council already knew that!!

In closing, all I can really ask is will we ever get the closure of Marty's "good works" we all crave? Will Marty ever stop lying with the hopes nobody will remember? Will this idiot ever realize that his lies all get documented here and aren't going to just go away when he moves to the next one? And one last question for Marty - Where the hell is the evergreen tree, you moron? 

Merry Christmas and OPA to everyone!

Marty Prehn's Twelve Days of Christmas

Sing along with us, CoMmies...

12 Cyberstalkers Posting as Robert Cookout.

11 Asses Grabbed while Playing Santa.

10 Stolen Slim Jim's.

9 PPO's Waiting to be Served.

8 Dollars Per Hour Delivering Car Parts.

7 Upcoming Primetime Specials.

6 Estranged Family Members.

5 Fake Reunions.

4 Non Existent "I Need a Hero" Events.

3 House Foreclosures.

2 Ex-wives.

And one senile coot who took the bait!


Hey, kids! 

CoM is now accepting your vote for Marty's Dumbest Moment of 2014! Submit your entry below in the comments and it might be featured in our upcoming "Mongoose Year in Review - Special Edition"!

The top five entrants will each get one of our CoM T-shirts and an opportunity to hold Marty's Stupid Souvenir Statue!

God bless us, everyone!

Phat Marty vs Flemshady

As the season of comfort and joy continues, so does our coverage of the world's biggest idiot, Marty Prehn. I'm sure everyone here has been surprised by the new approach to life being used by the Mongoose. No rants, no threats, none of the tactics Marty had been using for the past several years. My biggest question during the latest Suicide Avenger remake was how long would it last? Could Marty really keep his inner chicken shit asshole self tamped down? I had my doubts because we all know who Marty really is. You can't teach an Elder Dawg new tricks.

Just like death and taxes, a Marty attack was guaranteed. On the heels of Sean Fleming's crushing defeat of Bill Windsor in Texas, the real Marty is coming to the surface again. This past weekend we saw the first signs that Marty can't contain his evil stupidity side much longer. A new public post appeared on his Facebook page about Flemshady that can only foretell a moronic Marty return:

"Marty Prehn
This slanderous video was shared by its author on December 16, 2013. Once the Madison Heights Police Department had view it and determined that it was slander it was removed by the author. This is evidence and proof that The author has been cyber staking me and saying slanderous things about me. Time for Justice to be served and for the continuing cyber stalking to stop."

This comment was attached to a link to the now famous "Who is Marty Prehn" video that Sean Fleming made about one of Marty's lies. True to Marty form, the link doesn't work because the video was removed several months ago. This new Marty post managed to spark a couple of comments from the brain dead idiots that are stupid enough to buy into Marty's crap:

"Marty Prehn
So who says that this is slander and cyberstalking?
JUST WHO IS MARTY PREHN?"
showyou.com
Like·Comment·Share

"Cristal Wendorf Ferrand
I clicked on it an it says does not exist"
Like · More · Yesterday at 9:44am

"Marty Prehn
Yes I know once the Madison Heights police department viewed it and determined it was slander he removed it but that does not negate the fact that he slandered me and my reputation. The video was saved on a flash drive as have all of the comments that have been made against me on the Marty Prehn Chronicles."
Like · 2 · More · Yesterday at 10:07am

"Carla Sauer-Iyer
It says this video does not exist"
Like · More · Yesterday at 10:19am

"Carla Sauer-Iyer
Ok I read your comment"
Like · More · Yesterday at 10:20am

"Marty Prehn
I will have to scan the letter that the police detective sent to me claiming that in his opinion that Sean D. Fleming was stalking me and that the video slandered me and have it posted on Facebook. This should piss him off."
Like · More · Yesterday at 11:08am

Let's start with Marty's question to whoever might have read his post. How could anyone have an opinion about a video no one can view, you idiot? That is just another example of Marty's complete stupidity. I've seen the video and all it does is point out a lie you told about an event you were trying to hijack. The truth, using your own words, is never slander. The cyberstalking claim is just one more attempt by Marty to try to make himself a victim. Laughing at your lies and stupidity isn't cyberstalking Marty, it's just entertainment. If you don't want people laughing at you, try shutting up.

I'll skip over the lost souls that couldn't figure out why Marty posted a link he knows doesn't work. If they haven't figured out what a dumbass Marty is by now, they never will. 

Marty's next comment is really entertaining. He claims the video and all of the comments on this blog have been saved to a flash drive. Unless Marty figured out a way to plug a flash drive into his prepaid T-Mobile flip phone, how did the idiot save anything to a flash drive? Even if the broke loser could afford a flash drive, where would he stick it? I can suggest a place Marty, but you'd have to pull your head out of your ass before the flash drive could be inserted.

Why exactly would Marty waste the time it would take to copy this blog onto a flash drive? It's posted online for anyone who cares enough about him to look. All anyone has to do is Google Marty's name and they'll see everything that's ever been said about Marty on this blog. And if Marty has the video, why not post it for his little mindless friends to see? Either Marty is lying about having a copy, or he really doesn't want anyone to see his lies being exposed. As with all things Marty, the safe bet would be he's lying again.

The last part of this Marty mini rant we'll cover is his reference to the letter he received from the police. I hope Marty does get someone to scan it and post it for him. The letter says nothing about "cyberstalking" him. It does say, based on some lies Marty told the detective, that Fleming might have slandered Marty. This opinion was not based on the contents of the video, but on the fact Marty blamed the contents of this blog on Sean. The letter states that there is nothing criminal involved and if Marty wants something done about it, he'll have to hire an attorney and try a civil action. Unless Marty can find a lawyer that will accept his bridge card as monthly payment, sounds like he's out of luck. Even if Marty were able to find a lawyer to take him as a client, he's still a lost cause. Apparently Marty hasn't been paying attention to what's happening to his boyfriend in Texas. Bill Windsor will be paying for his ill-fated attempt at suing people. It's now just waiting for the judge to decide how much.

In closing, I'll just say this: Post your letter Marty, it's not going to piss anyone off. It will just give us a fresh reason to laugh at you while pointing out what a moronic liar you are. And when you start claiming you're going to sue Mr Fleming, there are a few things you should remember. He doesn't write this blog - he is just an occasional commenter. The truth is never slander. And if Bill Windsor, a man who is far more intelligent than you and doesn't rely on public assistance or ripping off old ladies to survive, lost his ass in court, what do you think  will happen to a hapless, lying imbecile like you? 

Don't you already have enough outstanding judgements against you?

Little Brain on the Fathead

With less than three weeks until we celebrate the birth of the Son of God, I'm sure everyone is looking forward to the true big event - the official tally of the corporate donations to OPA!

I hope everyone enjoyed their Thanksgiving without over imbibing, unlike an unnamed recent visitor. I'm still trying to get the puke smell out of the break room.

Throughout our coverage of the raw stupidity that is Marty, one thing has always been obvious. He has an obsession with all things television related. Marty's childhood - and his adult life for that matter - must have been spent sitting in front of a TV eating. When you're an outcast that nobody can stand to be around, TV can become a substitute for real human contact. 

Marty seems to be able to find a connection between any lie he is currently involved in and some old movie or TV show. Most of Marty's moronic comments are aimed at or about someone he recently saw on TV. The most recent example of Marty seeing someone on TV and immediately trying to become involved in their life is illuminated in the following comments that were made on the host of a local Detroit morning show's Facebook page. Marty watched one morning when Melissa Gilbert from Little House on the Prairie was a cohost:

Marty Prehn
"One of her shows on LHOTP helped me to save a WWII vet from dying. Go to the group page Saving the life of army vet Jim Chism. Also google JUSTICE 4 JEAN by David Schied. Half pint and Pretty Woman. Detroits new DYNAMIC DUO."
2 · More · Nov 29 at 1:25pm

This comment is a great example of Marty trying to get the attention of someone he saw on TV. It's also a classic example of his disjointed thought process, as the sentences have little relation to, well, anything. I'd be very interested to hear exactly how a television show helped Marty save a life. To be honest,  I still haven't figured out how Marty saved a life while sitting in a car outside of the hospital he was banned from. But what's even more puzzling to me is how can watching Marty's lie fest about his family tie into the ridiculous claims of his life saving being helped by an episode of LHOTP? As is Marty's custom, he can find a link between any situation and his greatness or his lies about his family. By the way, that Justice 4 Jean bullshit was filmed by the now incarcerated Bill Windsor, aka inmate #14-1898.

After Marty gets the usual response to his "look at me" comment - nothing - he has to take his stupidity to the next level. He then leaves this moronic comment on the same thread:

Marty Prehn
"Karen Drew when time permits please ask Melissa what her favorite episode was. I will bet it was the episode where Ernest Borgnine played God up on the Mountain top and her wooden cross floated down the river and her Pa found her. She wanted to make a deal with God to take her to heaven and let her dead brother come back to live instead of her. No shows like that on tv anymore. Time for a Little House Reunion on LIVE IN THE D. Karen Drew you and WDIV Rock. Time for a NBC SPECIAL LIVE from Detroit with Floyd Shad And A PAC A LAFS NOW to pay tribute to our troops."
Edited · More · Yesterday at 8:04pm

This is Marty's idiocy on display for the world to see. So Marty thinks he knows an actor's favorite episode of a show they once starred on? Something tells me the episode Marty referenced must have been rerun that same day. That comment screams "I'm obsessed with you and if I could, I'd stalk you too!"

Another question I have: What's with Marty and reunions? He's constantly calling for a reunion of some group. High School, Chism family, and now LHOTP. Does he like reunions because he can pretend to be a part of a group? Is it a chance to blend in while supplying him with new people to lie to about himself? Oh, and free food, of course.

The most interesting part of this comment is the end. "Time for a NBC SPECIAL LIVE from Detroit with Floyd Shad And A PAC A LAFS NOW to pay tribute to our troops." The last comments Marty made about A PAC A LAFS, it was going to be a tribute to Robin Williams that a "friend" of his was producing in California. Did Marty steal his friend's event name? What happened to the Robin Williams tribute part? Now that Robin Williams is old news, is Marty circling back to "our troops"? Did Marty forget to add elder abuse as another cause his latest suggested TV show will support? Is Marty just a complete idiot who has run out of any original thoughts? Rhetorical questions with no need to answer.

Now that Robin Williams is old news, it appears OPA has been forgotten about as well. With not so much as a single dollar raised by all of Marty's "unnamed corporate sponsors", it was probably time for Marty to move on. Now that Melissa Gilbert has become his newest celebrity crush, it's only a matter of time until he finds ways to incorporate her into his latest lies. How long until she is a cohost of a great MTM production? When will they be making an appearance on the Ellen show? Is Ms Gilbert pregnant with Marty's love child yet? I'm sure her name is already appearing in the name of his truck and many other odd places. How long until Melissa is quoted saying "MARTY WHO?"

WATCH OUT HALF PINT! Looks like you've become the latest Marty Prehn obsession!

At least this one is still alive.

Marty Prehn is Stuffed with Total Crap

The holidays are a time to visit with family and see old friends.  Here at our secret underground headquarters, miles beneath the earth's crust, we were somewhat shocked to see a former employee's retina scan still worked on our biometric locks. Then again, he probably remembered that we typically leave a key under the mat, so in staggers Bob.

After bitching about his monthly direct deposit and being forced onto Obamacare, I decided to let him sleep it off in my office while I went to a meeting. He must have hacked someone's password and took control of our servers again, so without further explanation or discussion of the vomit smell in the break room, here's your old friend RC3...

~~~~~
Happy Thanksgiving, you despicable CoMmies!

I recently returned to the states for a brief visit. Thanksgiving is one of my favorite holidays and I wouldn't consider not spending it with my family. Unlike Marty, I have family that loves me and enjoys my company during the holidays and I'd never let them down. I also needed to restock my sunscreen supply and see my dermatologist about a nasty reaction to latex on my privates

I feel I owe my old loyal readers an explanation about my abrupt departure. With the mounting pressure from Marty's numerous investigations into my various crimes, I began to worry. If you were to add up all the crimes Marty found me guilty of, combined with the various federal prison sentences I was set to receive for said crimes, my nerves were shot. I was becoming paranoid and had begun drinking pretty heavily (thanks, Marty, for giving me something to blame that on - wink, wink). In the words of my "good friend" Kenny Rodgers, you've got to know when to fold them.

When the opportunity to cash in on CoM and essentially disappear presented itself, I just couldn't resist. I now had the chance to hide from the ever present investigative mastermind, Marty "The Mongoose" Prehn. His investigations had brought down much more sinister criminals and I felt like a sitting duck. I chose to escape to a country with no extradition treaty with the U.S. I still have to live with the constant fear that at any moment, Mongoose Team 6 will wade ashore and take me by force. I've accepted that as the price to be paid for cyberstalking the greatest man to ever live.

Of course, if you believe any of that load of crap, I know a great charity you can donate to for the holidays. OPA!

Truth of the matter is, I just got bored with Marty. Empty threat after empty threat. Famous friend here, great fundraising event there. I could only report on so many bullshit stories before I became jaded with humanity. I suspect Marty has that effect on just about everyone he encounters. I'm not proud of it but I'm man enough to admit, I took the money and ran like Marty to a free funeral buffet. I just failed to realize how much I'd miss my partners in crime.

I've got to wrap this up, as there is a door buster at Duke's Party Store that I can't afford to miss. In the spirit of Thanksgiving, I'd like to thank everyone who helped make CoM a huge success - and me a rich retiree! Without you, I never could have sold out and ran for the border. Without offending anyone that fought Marty with me, there are a couple of people I need to thank by name. First there is Marlene. Nobody suffered more from Marty than she did, yet she found the courage to stand up and fight back. She was the inspiration I needed to start this blog. The others I'll call out by name are Robin and Guy. I'm so thankful they saw through Marty's bullshit and decided enough was enough. There are many nameless individuals who took up the call to speak up against the Elder Dawg and I'll respect their wishes for anonymity. It doesn't diminish their contributions to the cause. So thanks again, my faithful CoMmies, keep fighting on. Mr Tuttle is more than capable enough to humiliate Marty so continue to support him. 'Til we meet again, good luck and Godspeed.

Robert Cookout III
~~~~~

Tuttle here again: Thanks, Bob. Now get out of here and try not to hit another car in the parking garage.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

Marty Prehn Goes Up In Flames

As the days pass since the arrest of Marty's hero, Bill Windsor, it appears The Mongoose continues to burrow deeper underground. Are we witnessing the end of The Elder Avenger as we know him? Has fear of arrest finally stopped Marty's greatness? Has Linda neutered the Elder Dawg? She certainly doesn't let him play with her iPhone anymore. Shudder to think what else he's forbidden to play with. It would seem that all of these factors play a part in the disappearance of our beloved idiot.

As the calendar changed to October this year, Marty was riding high. Coming off his latest Facebook suspension, he went on a posting frenzy. He was so busy on Facebook, his excitement at posting even spilled over onto Linda's page. Who could forget his reposting of the word OPA over and over and over, never quite understanding how to post a Google search of OPA-related crap. October was setting up to be the "Month of the Mongoose". There were several charity walks Marty had done his best to hijack. His newly imagined charity, OPA/Nautical Smile was a great success in his feeble little mind. Bill Windsor had taken over threatening Marty's enemies with his frivolous Texas lawsuit. Marty was still announcing upcoming breaking news about different Robin Williams tributes and updates that, true to Marty form, never happened. In short, it was pretty much business as usual for the worthless fake advocate. Unfortunately, things would take a drastic turn for Marty at the end of his month of charity greatness.

On October 28th, Big Vexi was scheduled for his latest vexatious lie fest in his Texas lawsuit. With the Lawless Lemmings, including Marty, cheering him on, Windsor charged into court ready to tell any lie necessary to get his revenge on his "cyber stalkers". This was one day Marty should have predicted "fireworks" because there were several that day. An unmanned Antares rocket carrying NASA's Cygnus CRS Orb-3 resupply mission to the International Space Station explodes seconds after taking off from the Mid-Atlantic Regional Spaceport in Virginia. Oh, and Bill Windsor and Lawless America exploded, too. Now that, faithful readers, are some noteworthy fireworks!

Past behavior would dictate that Marty would be leading the charge to free this innocent man, what with all his contacts into the Texas Attorney General's office and all.  But no, the Mongoose is laying low this time.

Why, you may ask?  I'll tell you my theory.  Marty Prehn is a two-bit con man, too stupid to actually be successful at it. He aspired to attain the infamy of Bill Windsor, as Windsor had a few bucks to invest in his scams. All Marty really has is a fistful of business cards paid for by Florence Iverson. Coupled with borrowed internet access, Marty's tools of the trade are fairly limited. His silly hat intimidates no one. His fake friends still say "Marty who?". In fact, he can't add Facebook friends fast enough to keep up with the "unfriend" demand.

Marty Prehn's days of terrorizing family, former landlords and just about everyone he meets are numbered.

Marty Prehn: Advocate Without a Cause

As we continue our in depth coverage of the world's biggest idiot, today we'll do a basic review of Marty's many different advocacy adventures. After a quick glance, I already know we could never cover all of his great causes in one article. We'll touch on just a few of them today.

When reviewing Marty's advocacy, you have to start with Elder Abuse. This was the start of Marty's career as a fake advocate. While undergoing his internet hate campaign against his family after he was removed from the conductors seat on the gravy train, Marty discovered there were people who publicly battled elder abuse. Since Marty had neglected and financially abused his own mother, he was a natural fit for this group. It was an easy transition for the Mongoose. Just blame your siblings for what you were actually guilty of, get lucky that no one will bother to question your claims and you're in the club! It didn't take Marty long to figure out that being an advocate was the perfect cover for begging people to support you. Instead of mooching off his parents, he'd rely on total strangers to send him money based on his claims of helping others, aka "Good Works". We all know now that the only person Marty was helping was himself.

As the donations began arriving, Marty figured out he had found a great alternative to getting a job.  He then began to build up his fake credentials all over the Internet. Certified County Advocate, National Elder Advocate, National Task Force Coordinator and anything else he could dream up. But then the same thing that always happens to Marty started - the truth surfaced. Anytime anyone begins to pay attention to what Marty is saying, they figure out he is a liar. Soon, any of Marty's supporters with an ounce of intelligence figured out he was completely full of shit and distanced themselves from him. Groups stopped letting him post his lies on their sites as the donations dried up. It was time for Marty to find a new cause with victims who weren't familiar with him.

Since Marty's lies were exposed on the Internet, it only makes sense that his next cause would become "cyberstalking", not dissimilar to an abuser of an old lady becoming an elder advocate. "Hiding in plain sight", as it were.  Cyberstalking is a form of bullying, ergo, suddenly Marty is waging war on bullies and cyberstalkers. The only part Marty didn't consider is the fight against bullies is being fought by rich celebrities. They do public service spots and encourage kids to stop teasing each other. There are no networks set up to promote people sending donations. There just wasn't any money to be made on this cause. It didn't help that Marty was one of the biggest internet bullies anyone had ever seen. It didn't take long for Marty to figure out this cause wasn't going to pay his rent or Dimitri's tab. Time to find another cause to attempt to make a few bucks from. But what?

While watching the news, Marty stumbled onto another great advocacy idea. He saw a story of a restaurant in Berkley, MI about a restaurant that wanted to expand its parking into an adjacent neighborhood. Neighbors took issue and a challenge to the city government was being led by an elderly veteran. This issue would be right up Marty's alley. There were several factors involved that Marty felt he could take full advantage of. During his elder abuse scam, Marty had somehow managed to find Florence. This is still the crowning jewel of his advocacy career, as she became a monthly source of money. If he had managed to con this senior into that, why not try to add another? The fact that the man in Berkley was as old as Flo, on top of being a veteran, made him the ideal target for Marty. Marty's claims of being a veteran and an advocate for the elderly, combined with the news coverage of the issue, which we know Marty craves, were the perfect combination. Suddenly Marty started making the hour drive to another city's council meetings to speak on behalf of the residents. He was never asked to speak, claimed he was this man's guardian angel, and was now calling himself a "advocate for the public". All of that was just an attempt to get close to an old man he hoped to sign up as a regular donor. Unfortunately for Marty, this elder was still able to think and therefore able to sniff out Marty's bullshit story. He let Marty know he didn't need a guardian angel nor a public advocate. Sorry Marty, no money to be made here and the news crews didn't want to interview you or even put your name (that's P-R-E-H-N for members of the media) in their stories. Time to move on to the next great cause.

While looking through upcoming Macomb county events, Marty found yet another cause he could try to insert himself into. There was a charity walk scheduled in honor of a woman horrifically murdered by her husband. Marty had used his near death experience with a rolling office chair that had bumped into his leg as a way to get revenge on his roommate that discovered Marty had been stealing his change for gas money. Who better to join the crusade against domestic violence than a fellow victim. Marty began posting DV stories and linking anything he could to the DV cause. But as usual with Marty, it didn't take long for people to realize he was once again completely full of crap. Not to mention, not many people could connect a 6'3" 400lb man to a cause that is usually geared towards women who have been beaten by men half the size of Marty. Nobody was seeing his huge ass as a victim that would need their financial support. No donations translates to time for Marty to find yet another cause to champion.

Of course we all know where Marty went next. Sticking with the fundraising walk theme, combined with a celebrity suicide, Marty moved on to Out of the Darkness. We heard all about his great Nautical Smile/OPA weekend that never happened. When Marty started trying to hijack yet another suicide awareness walk, it's organizer quickly figured out that Marty was a lying idiot. She told Marty that he should just hold his own walk since he had such great resources to put to use. That's how we got to where we are today. Marty's great OPA charity. Constant "BREAKING NEWS" predictions, unnamed corporate sponsors, yet still not one cent donated. Marty made a good choice in making Robin Williams the celebrity focus of this scam. A beloved dead man can't say "MARTY WHO?"

We all know this latest Mongoose advocacy will be ending soon. Once again, it's a dead end for Marty. No donations are going directly to him and everyone associated to this latest cause is learning that he is a fraud. Sound familiar?

As we've watched Marty this past year, the list of his advocacy claims is bigger than his enormous ass. We didn't even bother to mention most. Human trafficking, tea party agenda, free speech rights of anti Arab protesters, civil rights, renters rights, code enforcement, jailed drug dealers, just to name a few. I do find it very interesting that Marty has decided not to advocate for one cause that should really be a big deal to him. Where is his crusade to free the leader of the Revolutionary Party, Director of Lawless America and Marty's man crush, Bill Windsor? What am I missing Mr Lawless America Regional Director? Your hero could sure use your advocacy right now. Let me guess why you've remained silent on this issue: You know Inmate #14-1898 has already cleaned out the lemmings so there are no donations left for you? 

And let's face it. Those idiots don't have any money to begin with. He should know better than anyone.

Marty Prehn's Veterans Day Greeting Cards

Happy Veterans Day Eve to all of our loyal readers, especially those that served in the armed forces. As our coverage of all things Marty Prehn continues, the supply of utter stupidity seems endless. Amid Marty's latest updates to his imaginary charity, OPA, Marty released some new information. This is the opening line of one of his lie filled updates:

Marty Prehn "Ok Mary. I am official now as a dear friend went and bought me official business cards which look very cool."

That's right CoMmies, the Mongoose is now official. Apparently VistaPrint has now ordained Marty an official something or another. Unfortunately, Marty never bothers to reveal what that is exactly. I guess as long as Flo buys him some business cards, it doesn't really matter what they say. Of course we are going to give it our best guess as to what exactly Marty's new official capacity is.

The base of every business card is the person's name. Even this is a tough one to figure out when dealing with Marty. He's called himself so many different things, how did he decide which of his great names to use? I'll list a few of the possibilities.

Marty "The Mongoose" Prehn

The Elder Avenger

Marty "The Elder Dawg" Prehn

Martin E. Prehn ESQ.

After Marty recovered from the headache induced by all the deep thought that went into which name would become official, the hardest decision of all was to be next. Marty would now have to decide what his "official" title was going to be. A business card is only so big and with all of the titles Marty has bestowed upon himself, he'd need a 5'x7' card to even come close to listing them all. How could Marty possibly limit advertising his greatness by choosing just one title? Personally, I think Marty should just go with _______________ Advocate and carry a crayon. Unfortunately, that would cause to many problems. There is no spell check when writing on a business card. And having to pull out his box of Crayola's when passing out his card would make him look sorta silly, don't you think? (did I really just write that?). I'll list my best guess at what Marty's latest great title might be:

- Certified Macomb County Elder Advocate

- National Elder Advocate
 
- Special Regional Advocate
 
- Guardian Angel

- FBI/CIA/DOJ/Secret Service Agent

- Legislation Consultant

- Campaign Advisor

- Bodyguard For Hire

- Code Enforcement Agent

- National Public Advocate

- Deed Restriction Advisor

- Hollywood Voice Coach

- President, MTM productions

- Auto Part Delivery Professional

- Linda's Bitch

There are just too many possibilities to list them all here. Feel free to add your own guesses in the comments below.

The bottom corners of Marty's "cool looking" business cards are pretty easy to design. One corner would have Marty's official government issue free Yahoo email address. The other corner would have his much publicized flip phone number. I just hope he has enough room for a note by his number. "If I don't answer towards the end of the month, I'll return your call after I receive my free minutes from the president"...

I look forward to the day we get to see what Marty's final decisions were on these tough questions. We shouldn't have to wait long though. Everyone present at the next city council meeting will be handed one I'm sure. And if all else fails, he can have Jamie Victory strategically slip them into the shopping carts at Kroger. I'm also sure there will be plenty of them left behind after Marty visits the VFW.  Think of it as toilet paper for the veterans. What a guy.

Semper Fi, Marty. Semper Fi...

Marty Prehn Resuscitates Long Deceased Mother - Film at 11:00

Happy Friday to our loyal CoMmie readers and national media types everywhere.

Before yesterday, I hadn't had the absolute pleasure of viewing the legendary "TeamX" video. Now that I have, I must tip my hat to the individuals responsible for its production. BRAVO!

This video falls right in line with the way this blog highlights Marty's lies, fake events, bogus charity work, empty threats and all around stupidity. You simply take his own words, add the truth after he's said them, and the narrative writes itself.

With Marty's recent reposting of his packed full of lies testimony to Bill Windsor, renamed without any mention of the now imprisoned Lawless America leader, TeamX decided to also revisit the true version of "Justice4Jean". Changing the color of the intro credits and the name of the producer doesn't change the fact that Marty's and Bill Windsor's video is an absolute lie. Sorry Marty, as usual with your scams, it just doesn't work that way.

Without further fanfare, I bring you the story behind the story of Marty's lie filled Justice4Jean abomination.

http://tinyurl.com/TrueJustice4Jean 

The Return of Justice 4 Jean...

Just when you thought YouTube did away with elder porn.

By popular demand, and with thanks to an old friend, the award winning exposé by TeamX is back.

Stay tuned, CoMmies.  You too, Marty...

"Don't Arrest Me. Think of My Good Works!"

I hope all of our readers had an enjoyable Halloween and even better Día de los Muertos! As I distributed candy to all of the Trick or Treaters that visited my home, I found myself thinking of Marty (how scary is that!). What do you think Marty dressed as for Halloween? Was he an undercover government agent, complete with Special Agent hat? How about a Suicide Awareness Advocate, complete with light up hat? Or did Marty spend Halloween hiding at Linda's, now that he could be a marked man for assisting Bill Windsor with his across the country stalking campaign? We know for certain that he didn't pay homage to his deceased ancestors for el Día de los Muertos. At least not this year, since Pop's ashes are no longer buried under his soiled underwear and masturbation waste collections.

As Marty fears for his own personal freedom (such as it is), has he now forgotten the importance of November 1st? That was to be a very big day with his great OPA event. Marty made this comment on his Facebook page recently:

"Marty Prehn
Thanks Teresa for your kind words. The OPA event that I have put together hopefully will get national attention and donations to start being reported starting November 1. Setting up the tv stations and the large commercial companies to take part in this fund raising event and we will have fun with it at the same time. More information to follow."

I take this comment to mean that the incredibly high dollar amounts donated to OPA will be reported on November 1st. As of this writing, still not a single nickel has been donated. The donation tracker in the top right corner of this blog is up to date. Maybe the big corporations and TV networks checks just haven't cleared the bank. Or is it possible they mistakenly sent their donation straight to Marty? We all know where the money went if that happened.

That comment also contains another regular diversion by Marty. Generally, when Marty says more info is coming, that really means he's run out of excuses and is getting ready to move on to his next great lie. I've never seen "more information" provided - Mongoospeak© for "I hope you'll lose interest and forget I said it in the first place". Is Marty in the process of inventing his next big event? Maybe we'll see a fundraising drive to help fund a millionaire's felony stalking defense, with money included for Marty's expenses for his diligent, "good work" helping to free Bill Windsor. Hey, it worked out so famously getting Jr off for selling smack to kids. Oh, that's right - he was convicted. But "Justice 4 Jr" was able to get him freed! Oops, wrong again. That was just another failed event with "more information to follow". 

Now that Mary's last hope for someone to save him from this blog, which in essence would be saving himself from his own stupidity being parroted beyond his otherwise unread Facebook page, what is the next move for the Mongoose? Will he head up the great "Save Bill Windsor" campaign? Will he follow in his fearless leader's footsteps and get imprisoned himself? Maybe Marty can get the Saint Clair Shores city council to pass a resolution demanding Big Vexi's immediate release. Then Marty could hand deliver it to the court in Montana, after a travel expense fundraiser of course.

Now that Windsor is essentially on ice, what threat will Marty use to attempt to silence his detractors, many of whom find this blog a place to discuss this boil on the ass of society. Will we see new cease and desist demands from him and that dumb-ass balloon clown? Now that his convict son is free, will Jr become his newest threat device? Will Linda step up to save her dream man by supplying him the money to retool his crime fighting machinery? Or will Marty just continue with the same stupidity he's used the last few years? Maybe he can get his old job back at the FBI/CIA/DOJ/ Secret Service. If not, I'm sure he can find a code violation somewhere to report. There has to be at least one evil puppy dog with an excessive bark habit somewhere in Saint Clair Shores.

That reminds me, I need to mow my lawn before Marty sees it and reports me. I'll be back shortly with more Marty updates, so keep checking back. 

Things are moving fast here, CoMmies...

Idiots of a Feather, Bunk Together...

You're next, Marty...

Mongoose Goodwill Tour 2014

As Marty expands upon his "kinder, gentler" approach by sharing puppy dog and Marie Osmond memes, one has to wonder what precipitated this curious change of lifestyle.

Linda: "I got teased about you at Dunkin' Donuts again and $20 is missing from my purse. I can't take too much more of this.  Who ate my pork rinds? I was planning on eating those for breakfast, damnit!"

Marty: "I swear I can turn this around, starting with my latest address to City Council. Give me another chance, baby. I'll loofah your stretch marks again?  Then we'll hit Lee's Coney and 'Pizza Me'. Those guys owe me for the shout out on Ellen!"

Linda: "We need to talk."

All of the readers here at CoM have expressed their absolute astonishment that any woman would consider Marty for anything more serious than cleaning her windshield at a busy intersection. Why would anyone decide this moronic man child was someone they would want to be in a relationship with? You could never call Linda a gold digger, as Marty is on public assistance and he abandoned the vast Prehn estate when he skipped out on the rent. Marty's entire life is one huge lie so how could he possibly convince a woman to let him move in and feed him? We all know he had to have told some great lies to pull that off. Or maybe Lovely Linda is just as pathetic. Only her father would hire her, so they have that in common. Oh, the ties that bind...

Now that Linda is stuck with a fat, worthless and incredibly stupid superhero, has she finally decided to flex her financial muscle on Marty? Has the pressure placed on Linda to explain Marty's actions, or justify her participation in his scams and threats, forced her to rein in his stupidity? Did she threaten his $80/week paycheck? Is Linda the reason for the latest version of the Depression Dawg?

We first noticed the change in Marty shortly after fear of confrontation by Marty's foe caused Linda to become physically ill. Was this the event that forced her to give Marty an ultimatum? "Leave those people alone or find a new place to live, you idiot." Denying Marty lived with her and claiming they aren't a couple didn't work so is forcing Marty to change his lying, threatening ways the next step? How long can the Mongoose keep up his charitable nice guy act before the real Marty comes out again?

This blog is officially predicting that it won't last long at all.  The only thing Marty has going for him is consistency. He fails at everything, lies about anything and is despised by everyone.

Perhaps Papa Fergan will step up to the plate and save his little girl, the business and whatever is left of the family name soon.
 
Or not.  "Marty's Carquest" does have a certain ring to it...

Good Morning, Linda...

Marty Prehn's Latest Persona Grab Bag

There is a saying in life some people use: Change is Inevitable, especially with our favorite idiot, Marty Prehn. It seems that there is a different Mongoose for any occasion, complete with a themed hat.  

Now if Linda could just get him to change his underwear...

At the latest State of the Mongoose address to Monday's Saint Clair Shores City Council, the newest incarnation of Marty was unveiled. As is his pattern, Marty changes every time the season does. He became an "Advocate for the Public" with his vast knowledge of deed restrictions this past summer. He claimed to be leading the fight in the great Berkley parking crusade, all while serving as a Guardian Angel for a man who didn't know or want to have anything to do with Marty. Now that the leaves and temperatures are falling, it was time for a new version of Marty to magically appear where he's neither invited or welcome.

As Marty addressed the council this week, complete with props, a new kinder, gentler Mongoose was introduced. There were no attacks, code enforcement claims, not even a mention of cyber stalkers. This is a drastic change from what we usually get from Marty. I can't help but accredit this new tactic to Linda. After Robin approached Linda about Marty's claims that included her, Linda became so scared it made her physically sick. This, from a woman who shares her bathroom with Marty, so you know she was pretty nauseous. I'm of the opinion that Marty's meal ticket laid down the law and told Marty to quit attacking people because it was now affecting her. There has also been a new effort by Marty to give the appearance that he no longer lives at Linda's. He even claimed at the council meeting that he now lives in Eastpointe. Sorry Marty and Linda, you're not fooling anyone with that. After waddling up to the microphone, does it surprise anyone here that the first words out of his mouth is a complete lie?

As luck would have it, there was another suicide walk scheduled for the weekend following the great event weekend he had planned but didn't bother to show up for. This gave Marty the chance to become a full fledged National Suicide Prevention Advocate. He just continued on with his OPA fundraising and a new national goal of raising a million dollars. This would allow Marty to expand out of Macomb, a county that has grown quite tired of his craziness, with his new persona. We all know Marty is a master at coming up with catchy names for all of his events and his own superhero greatness. Now that Elder Dawg and Elder Avenger don't apply to his newest crusade, we're left to speculate as to what his latest moniker will be. Here are a few possibilities complete, with what their "good work superpower" will be:

Suicide Avenger©:
This superhero will be on constant lookout for suicide victims to exploit. He'll scan all the local newspapers looking for recent suicides so he can can start trying to contact the survivors with his offers to aid them. When he is shunned and unable to exploit anyone, his superpower will take over. He'll research police and autopsy reports looking for details he can use to inflict added pain on the victims for his revenge.

Depression Dawg©:
A distant cousin to McGruff and the younger litter mate of Elder Dawg, this canine will battle depression. A tail wagging dog that's excited to see you will cheer up almost anyone and Depression Dawg will serve basically the same purpose. He'll promise depressed people, especially single women, luxury box tickets to sporting events, flower delivery, and other gimmicks to lift their spirits. He will write songs in their honor and make arraignments for them to meet Dr Phil for counseling sessions. Depression Dawg's superpower will be begging for food and leaving piles of crap everywhere. Marty has been honing those skills for years now. With great power comes great responsibility, you know...

Bully Buster©:
Bully Buster will lead the fight against bullying by forming state and national task forces with every elected official, dead or alive, he can remember. He'll direct new legislation to make bullying a federal offense with a 20 year prison sentence. Buster's superpower will be attacking the teenage female children of anyone he doesn't like, thus educating them as to how to spot that little bitch who spread lies about you after math class. "What a bitch, I'm sure..."

Out of the Dark Knight©:
Marty pointed out the number of overdoses while talking about suicide. This can only mean that he feels those overdoses were depression related and a form of suicide. This superhero will seek out the families of overdose victims to comfort and convince them that the overdose wasn't the result of drug addiction, but in reality a suicide - or perhaps murder (another hero we'll discuss in a later article). The Knight's superpower will be investigating the drug dealer who caused the suicide by going undercover and simply keeping an eye on his son for once. After confirming that Jr wasn't the dealer, the Knight will be the driving force that gets the supplier prosecuted for murder and sentenced to 20 years in a federal penitentiary, likely under the Homeland Security Act that Marty co wrote.

Whatever iteration of a lying, scamming free loader this new superhero will be, underneath the cape we'll still find a moronic and extremely immature man-child who just can't get anyone to notice his greatness. 

Marty Prehn's Idiots of a Feather

Gentle readers;

Between the various wars overseas and Ebola coming to America, the true big story of the week is we've reached a milestone in our continued coverage of the most prolific idiot I've ever witnessed. Marty's cowardice has reached a low that I never dreamed we would see. The Mongoose can't even threaten his enemies himself anymore. Now he has a vexatious moron posting threats for him. Florence Iverson must have declined the job.

The screenshot pictured is from Marty's suspended Facebook page. It appears to be some kind of threat to add Marty's most wanted list of enemies to a lawsuit, William Windsor vs Joeyisalittlekid. Apparently, this Windsor guy is the person RC3 referred to as Big Vexi. In all due respect to my predecessor, "Big Vexi" could have just as easily been "Big Moron". Anyone stupid enough to use information provided by Marty for a legal purpose probably needs some mental help, in my humble opinion of course. Any attorney worth his/her sheepskin will have a field day with involving Marty. Didn't he get the message with that PPO incident I've read about?

This idiotic post to Marty's page must be the brainchild of none other than the Elder Avenger himself. Who else would be stupid enough to post a threat to people on a Facebook page that can't be seen by anyone other than Marty's make believe little friends. How is this supposed to strike fear into Marty's enemies when they can't see it? What will Marty do next, threaten to arrest them while holding his imaginary gun and handcuffs? Perhaps his silly Special Agent hat will make the whole look work for him. Sha right.

I view this latest scare attempt as a good example of what an Elder Dawg does after he's been neutered by a Robin. I assume Marty finally tired of getting laughed at every time he posted his threats so he found someone else to threaten people for him. I would be willing to wager that none of the people listed in this lame threat attempt have even heard of Windsor, much less been a participant in the "largest defamation suit in history". That sounds like something Marty would say. Wouldn't you need to be someone important to receive that level of defamation? How does that happen to somebody that even Marty gave second billing to when he came to Michigan for the big failed PPO attempt? Now Marty is telling this man what to post and who to add to his lawsuit? To me, that doesn't really speak to the importance of this Windsor guy if he's dumb enough to be Marty's stooge.

As Marty burns up his trusty flip phone checking this blog hoping to giggle at the fear he has caused, I have some questions for him: Do you honestly think this newest threat scares anyone? Could you not think of a new investigation that you're supposed to be leading against these people? Can't find any other names to drop of officials you're working with to imprison them? Has every three letter agency finally threatened to arrest you if you keep claiming to be their employee? Couldn't find any code violations to report? Scared to threaten people at city council meetings now that people can point out what a lying idiot you are?

Marty, you've now become the schoolyard bully that got laughed off the playground. As you waddled away, you looked back and said "I'm telling my daddy, and he's going to get you."

I also have a few words for that Big Vexi Dipshit, because I know that as soon as Marty can get to a device that can copy/paste this article, he'll be sending it to you. Him or that Balloon psycho. The people you're threatening have no clue who you are and have no idea what Joeyisalittlekid is. The fact you would post this threat on Marty's page, based on information provided by Marty, shows how far you have fallen. You've become such a "Nobody" that you've been reduced to being Marty's bitch. That's just sad, if you ask me.

And one last thing: Your clip art package that lists for $99.00 was on sale at OfficeMax for $29 with rebate and I can repost your stupid monkey picture until the cows come home. You and your copyright can bite me, you idiot.