The holidays are a time to visit with family and see old friends. Here at our secret underground headquarters, miles beneath the earth's crust, we were somewhat shocked to see a former employee's retina scan still worked on our biometric locks. Then again, he probably remembered that we typically leave a key under the mat, so in staggers Bob.
After bitching about his monthly direct deposit and being forced onto Obamacare, I decided to let him sleep it off in my office while I went to a meeting. He must have hacked someone's password and took control of our servers again, so without further explanation or discussion of the vomit smell in the break room, here's your old friend RC3...
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Happy Thanksgiving, you despicable CoMmies!
I recently returned to the states for a brief visit. Thanksgiving is one of my favorite holidays and I wouldn't consider not spending it with my family. Unlike Marty, I have family that loves me and enjoys my company during the holidays and I'd never let them down. I also needed to restock my sunscreen supply and see my dermatologist about a nasty reaction to latex on my privates
I feel I owe my old loyal readers an explanation about my abrupt departure. With the mounting pressure from Marty's numerous investigations into my various crimes, I began to worry. If you were to add up all the crimes Marty found me guilty of, combined with the various federal prison sentences I was set to receive for said crimes, my nerves were shot. I was becoming paranoid and had begun drinking pretty heavily (thanks, Marty, for giving me something to blame that on - wink, wink). In the words of my "good friend" Kenny Rodgers, you've got to know when to fold them.
When the opportunity to cash in on CoM and essentially disappear presented itself, I just couldn't resist. I now had the chance to hide from the ever present investigative mastermind, Marty "The Mongoose" Prehn. His investigations had brought down much more sinister criminals and I felt like a sitting duck. I chose to escape to a country with no extradition treaty with the U.S. I still have to live with the constant fear that at any moment, Mongoose Team 6 will wade ashore and take me by force. I've accepted that as the price to be paid for cyberstalking the greatest man to ever live.
Of course, if you believe any of that load of crap, I know a great charity you can donate to for the holidays. OPA!
Truth of the matter is, I just got bored with Marty. Empty threat after empty threat. Famous friend here, great fundraising event there. I could only report on so many bullshit stories before I became jaded with humanity. I suspect Marty has that effect on just about everyone he encounters. I'm not proud of it but I'm man enough to admit, I took the money and ran like Marty to a free funeral buffet. I just failed to realize how much I'd miss my partners in crime.
I've got to wrap this up, as there is a door buster at Duke's Party Store that I can't afford to miss. In the spirit of Thanksgiving, I'd like to thank everyone who helped make CoM a huge success - and me a rich retiree! Without you, I never could have sold out and ran for the border. Without offending anyone that fought Marty with me, there are a couple of people I need to thank by name. First there is Marlene. Nobody suffered more from Marty than she did, yet she found the courage to stand up and fight back. She was the inspiration I needed to start this blog. The others I'll call out by name are Robin and Guy. I'm so thankful they saw through Marty's bullshit and decided enough was enough. There are many nameless individuals who took up the call to speak up against the Elder Dawg and I'll respect their wishes for anonymity. It doesn't diminish their contributions to the cause. So thanks again, my faithful CoMmies, keep fighting on. Mr Tuttle is more than capable enough to humiliate Marty so continue to support him. 'Til we meet again, good luck and Godspeed.
Robert Cookout III
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Tuttle here again: Thanks, Bob. Now get out of here and try not to hit another car in the parking garage.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
I luff Bob!
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I shudder at the thought of how many margaritas he's consumed the last few months!
ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving, Bob & thank you for this blog ... thankful to you too, JT & Happy Thanksgiving to you too !!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThank you, Bob and so many others that have been an amazing inspiration to me. I always told my precious Nicky that truth would prevail , it may take time but it will come forth. I am forever grateful that you all sought out to find the truth concerning MP's lies. I was blessed to be able to care for my Precious Momma and give her the loving care that she deserved. There were some very difficult times of assault on myself , siblings and my children and loved ones character. I am also grateful for my other family members and friends that helped in freeing my Mom from awful living conditions. Thank you Guy and Robin for seeking the truth and coming forward . I value you each and everyone. Thank you all so much for your determination to seek the truth. It is my hope and pray that my brother will turn from his lying ways , repent and live an honorable life. Thank you all from my heart and soul. You have given me and my family an amazing gift. <3 May we all live in integrity and do the right thing for others. Happy Thanksgiving my friends . Be the change this world needs ! Thinking of my Momma, Dad and Nicky in heaven this Thanksgiving and everyday. Peace all xo
ReplyDeleteBack atcha, Sis.
DeleteHappy Thanksgiving!
PS: Bob - sober up and call me. Your email makes very little sense.
Peace to you, Marlene!!
ReplyDeleteYou deserve a lot of peace!
We all appreciate you & I'm so sorry for ALL you're endured~
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Thank you so very much! At the end of the day, it was worth all the heartache and struggle to care for and love on my Momma till her last breath. I have tremendous peace knowing that my Mom is in Heaven with my Dad and Nicky. Thank you all again for your support and love,,,
DeleteHappy Thanksgiving Bob, Mr Tuttle, Marlene, Robin and Guy, Spammy, and all the others who expose this lying turkeyshit. I am thankful that there are resources such as this blog, that will prove the lies and not allow the ramblings of a deranged con man to simply slide by un-noticed, conning money from easy prey like Ms Florence Iverson and others. Makes me very thankful indeed, that there are people in the world who still abide by "do the right thing" philosophy.
ReplyDeleteSo cheers to you all, enjoy your Thanksgiving with your loved ones. After the picture above, I am switching my menu a bit, and we'll enjoy delicious, juicy tri-tip with all the sides. Yummy!! Peace out peeps!! Much love to you all.
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DeleteThank you Ninja. I am grateful for you all !
DeleteCan this idiot be anymore ridiculous? Cruising obits for a buffet to crash. Posting his worthless condolences on his own personal Facebook page. Trying to appear sympathetic and insightful.
ReplyDeleteOnly one who might bite is that senile Florence.
Where's your "statute" from Boystown now, Marty?
"Marty Prehn
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Rest in Peace Joe Zappa and thank you for your service to your country and your community in St. Clair Shores. I know after talking with your kid brother Paul that you are in Heaven somewhere over the rainbow. Many thanks from the alumni at Lakeview High School as well. There is a statute at the entrance of BOYSTOWN in Omaha, Nebraska of 2 brothers in a winter snow storm. The one had tired and the other was carrying him on his back along with his burdens and the caption at the base of this statue reads HE A'INT HEAVY LORD HE'S MY BROTHER. Happy Thanksgiving to Joe's brother Paul and his family and all of the hard work and emotional hardships that he has had to endure this last year to honor his big brother Joe who was like a father to him growing up. This song is dedicated to you and all of our other brother's who fought the good fight both on the battlefield and in your minds who suffer or had suffered from PTSD.
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Florence Iverson
He aint heavy,he's my brother"
"the caption at the base of this statue reads HE A'INT HEAVY LORD HE'S MY BROTHER. "
DeleteThat's not even accurate. F&cking idiot!
"In the 1940s, the words, adapted as "He ain't heavy, Father, he's my brother", were taken as a slogan for Boys Town children's home by founder Father Edward Flanagan.[5]"
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/He_Ain%27t_Heavy,_He%27s_My_Brother#Origin_of_the_song
Gag! He literally creeps through the obits!
ReplyDelete& that Flo woman laps it up! They truly deserve on another!
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THE FUNERAL CREEPER missed one = Marty Prehn Ramsey El Amri are either of Tony Forton's parents alive and had there been a funeral and burial for Tony yet?
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Samantha PlusOne ^^ yes it was held yesterday, Tony's sister which would be my mother has had custody of tony since he was 14. My mom gave the services.
November 23 at 7:05pm
Typical Marty. Day late and way more than a dollar short.
DeleteStill stalking the media, too ....... (On newscaster Karen Drew's page) ... Marty Prehn - Karen left a pm and a vm at your work number regarding Half pint.
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And what, pray tell, is he referring to with "half pint"?
DeleteI "think" it is Karen's daughter, he posted that on a pic of Karen and her daughter.
DeleteUghhhhhh,Spamanon,. Melissa & her husband moved to and now reside in a small town in Michigan.
DeleteI too saw the photo it is Melissa Gilbert aka Halfpint with Karen Drew not Drew's daughter anon@ 11:07
DeleteAnd, still stalking & lying to unsuspecting females that have NEVER met him ....Marty Prehn - Give those kids of yours a hug for me and what the hell your husband too. I look forward to meeting you all in the near future. CAMP OUT TO STAMP OUT SUICIDE IN MAY 2015 a National Event and a bike ride rally hosted by Michigan's Secretary of State (SOS) Ruth Johnson to Save our Students, Save our Soldiers, Save our Seniors and to Stamp out Suicide. More details to follow. SOS-2015. I NEED A HERO. A special Thanks to the friends of the Patriot Guard Riders who take a stand for our fallen HEROES.
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I know right @Spammy !!!!! LOL !!!
DeleteStill stalking and lying to former & current sport stars, too ... like X Lion Eric Hipple ( Marty Prehn Looking Great Eric. I need you to be part of Operation Patch ADAMS or OPA to address the issue of suicide, depression and other related mental illnesses. I can be reached at 1 586 563 0989.)
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Still stalking the politicians too !!!!!! Marty Prehn Best Secretary of State Michigan has ever had and did I mention that she is a biker chick as well. Born to ride and born to lead.
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SATURDAY STALKING of channel 4's Karen & "Halfpint" (Marty Prehn One of her shows on LHOTP helped me to save a WWII vet from dying. Go to the group page Saving the life of army vet Jim Chism. Also google JUSTICE 4 JEAN by David Schied. Half pint and Pretty Woman. Detroits new DYNAMIC DUO.
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Me too, Tuttle ... me too !!!!
DeleteSoooooooo I went to the "Saving Jim Chism" page where Fatty spews his bs and Hula asks a great question about Fatty's "Saving Chish" ...ha, ha Bahahahaaaa = Helen Childers - Where is he? With the same woman who tried to destroy him. There is no justice in that. This man was told what she did and still willing went with her. Where are his assets? Where is he? Where is his justice?
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Marty Prehn Stand by for news on your questions as I am working on that.
September 19 at 11:49am · Like · 1
Steve Chism The 3 of us never saw him again and he takes a cocktail of mind drugs every morning that he thinks are vitamins... Justice is elusive.
September 22 at 4:02pm · Like · 1
You'll notice, when any of those people refer to Dr Chism, they can't help but mention his assets. Why would Hula Helen be concerned about where his assets are? Did Marty promise her a cut?
DeleteYup JT, yup ...
DeleteYou'll also notice that Bill Windsor, aka inmate #14-1898, is no longer mentioned in the production of his lie-filled video.
DeleteTotally debunked by TeamX, by the way...
And he's too f&cking stupid to post a video link.
Delete"Go find it. Just don't Google my name..."
Bye, bye Halfpint & channel 4 .... Marty's moved on to stalk the female newscasters of channel 7 = Marty Prehn Is it just me or is it getting very HOT in here?
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Marty Prehn Rachel McCrary when are you coming to St. Clair Shores to visit the Nautical Mile?
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Wait. What happened to Nautical Smile???
DeleteFickle fatass...
DeleteI would personally like to THANK Michigan for keeping this lying POS up yonder! I am truly sorry about y'all's bad luck...
DeleteCan you just imagine whoever reads the viewer's comments for each station's on camera staff? You know they are ROTFL! Taking screen shots & texting to their friends "read this freak's sh*t"
That's loyal how fast he ditched Inmat 14-1898, his little LawlessVideo has been edited & now Little Davie is his video promo hoe! Reckon either of these 2 even write to Inmate14-1898? Nah. Why bother?
Again, thank you Michigan! The rest of the nation thanks y'all!
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Even Canada dumps their waste in Michigan...
DeleteI plan to be at the Royal Oak Music Theater on the 11th and will pass out reprints of Marty's online threats, lies, fake advocacies and information from this blog. Anyone in Michigan care to come with? Robin and Guy? Fleming? SCS City Council? Lisa Wood? Lawless America victims? Prehn family members? Johnny Dinardo? Dave Wilson? Media people?
ReplyDeleteThat actually sounds like a great idea. Let Marty's latest scam targets know who the real bully, stalker, and outright liar really is.
Deletethe vfw is nearby also
DeleteMaybe MVZ can Skype in...
DeleteReally, anon@12:58?
DeleteTotally untrue.
ReplyDeleteSegment was about hacking banks and electrical grids.
Marty Prehn can't tell the truth to save his life.
"Marty Prehn
Watch a news special on WDIV with reporter Kevin Dietz and the new FBI Special Agent Director of the Eastern District Paul Abbate as they do a special segment regarding cyber threats. There will be a follow up to discuss cyber stalkers and cyber bullies and how they are going to be monitored and then exposed. It will be on during the 11:00 pm segment."
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He's just trying to keep the cashflo going.
DeleteHe knows people who still have their mental faculties don't believe him.