Friday, October 30, 2015

"Time for a Team Chism Reunion!"



Thanks for everyone's continued support and views as we continue to highlight the abject stupidity of Marty Prehn. The last few days there has been a developing story unfolding. Marty's biggest claim to fame, glomming onto Dr James Chism's illness, took a new twist as he passed away this week. As every reader here is fully aware, nothing brings out the inner asshole in Marty more than a death to spew about and use for his own personal gain. The death of the doctor was sure to bring all of Marty's vile and self promotion traits out for the world to see. So far, the Mongoose hasn't failed to deliver.

Marty posted his first clue of things to come shortly after he learned of Chism's death. This comment was left on the Saving the Life Of.... page that Marty has previously spewed on. It's a good indication that Elder Dawg is getting ready to howl.

"We will be reposting our thoughts and comments after we change the settings to friends only or private to keep our

information posted and not removed by hackers and cyber stalkers. Please stand by. Google Dr. JIM CHISM to see the funeral location and date and time...."  

All I can say about this is; If you're honest, respectful and truly care about the family members involved in the loss of a loved one, why do you need to hide what you're saying? This comment is a great indication that what's coming next will be complete hate and bullshit. Pretty much exactly what always falls out of this mindless idiot's pie hole. 

As expected, Marty couldn't wait for the settings to be changed by the group before he started name dropping and promoting some event he is putting together. This comment is classic Marty:

"Florence we will all fight on. Steve has been in contact with the daughter of actor Peter Falk. I am in discussions with the daughter of Casey Kasem and the Kasem Cares Foundation and working to get them to do a presentation in the Detoit Metro area. There will also be a tribute dinner to Honor both Dr. JIM CHISM and Probate Judge Antonio Viviano who through his court ruling saved the life of Dr. CHISM. He will be the recipient of the 1st Dr. JAMES CHISM Humanitarian Award for Elder Abuse Awareness by and through his actions. My good friends State Representative Peter Lucido and Probate Attorney Barry R. Powers of the Cranbrook Law Firm and 1968 World Series Championship pitcher Denny McLain will take part in this elder abuse awareness dinner. A FUNDME ACCOUNT will be set up to raise money to have the adult children of Dr. Jim Chism come to take part in this appreciation dinner. The date and time will be announced in the near future. Thanks for all of the kind words regarding the accomplishments of Dr. JIm Chism, his children who fought the odds and the many elder advocates across the country and blog radio hosts Barbie and Marti and survivors of victims of the national epidemic of matracide and partracide whose only crime was growing old."

This comment is exactly what we've come to expect from Marty. I'll point out the problems with the Mongoose dropping in this statement in order. First, isn't it a little late for Steve and the Elder Avenger to start working with these famous "kids turned advocates"? Maybe they should have started this work four years ago, not a couple of days after the Dr's death? Sounds to me like Marty searched out anyone famous that had a Facebook page that could remotely be associated with the Chism brat's longtime dislike for their step mom. Suddenly, Marty announces their involvement? Once again Marty, you're late to the party.

Next, I'll move to Marty's money-shot announcement. Once again, Marty is putting together some nonsense dinner event. He's gone so far as to create an award named after the late doctor. Unfortunately, his gold statue was retired to a Detroit area landfill almost a year ago. What will this imaginary award look like? Will it be a plaque? Statue? Will the recipient only get to hold it for 10 seconds? Who knows what the brilliant mind of the Mongoose might come up with. Something tells me it'll have a picture of or reference to Marty on it somewhere. Or it'll just never exist and we'll never hear about it again.

Moving on to Marty's standard name dropping in this comment, I'm going to try to get some value out of Cookout's huge expense report. As we speak, RC3 is contacting the individuals Marty claims are going to be involved in his great "award dinner" to see what their involvement actually is. Will Denny be signing copies of his book, available for purchase at the dinner? And now that Denny's attorney has suddenly become a probate lawyer, what role is he going to play? Will Marty's "good friend" Pete Lucido be making arraignments from his new office located on the back porch of Marty's parent's old cottage? It should be interesting to see what Cookout discovers. Stay sober, Bob. No in-room movies at the hotel, either.

Next, we reach the part of this great Mongoose announcement that you knew would be included. As Marty calls it, a "Fundme Account" will be coming soon. We all know that no Marty event is complete until some funds are going to be raised. Like most people, I would think a Gofundme campaign wouldn't be announced until there is a firm date and location given for the event that the funds are needed for. But, as with all things Elder Dawg, Marty needs you to go ahead and start sending him money now. "Send me money and I'll get back with you with the details why at a later date." Sounds like Marty can't keep his phone service going until the great Denny appearance that is also coming soon. Denny's foot must not be healing fast enough to get Marty's bills paid.

Marty wraps up his latest great announcement by thanking the "advocates" that have helped along the way and two obscure internet radio hosts that once gave him a platform to lie and spew hate from. Of course, all of these people have long since cut all ties to Marty after they finally figured out he's was a lying, idiotic fraud. This part of his announcement has the feel of a person trying to get back into the good graces of these people because, in his early advocacy years, their exposure provided Marty with "fundraising" platforms. Back to that unpaid phone bill and Marty having to walk to work because Jr has taken ownership of the Mongoosemobile. Elder Dawg needs more cell data to continue his fantasy Facebook life, and a few bucks to get his ride out of hock with Jr.

I'll wrap up this latest installment for now. Our operatives are actively pursuing several leads in this evolving story. After the latest information is processed, we'll be back with another update. You can be assured that what Marty has done so far is just the beginning of days of upcoming lies, accusations and further self promotion from the Mongoose. As always, you know we'll have the latest Marty mongooshit right here, so check back often. 


Sorry you have unnecessary added grief from these assholes, Karen.


Thursday, October 29, 2015

Mongoose Instincts Kick In...


Stay tuned, CoMmies. New article (our 200th) coming shortly.

Please review this previous article for a sneak preview.

The Ignominy of Marty Prehn: Stop That Funeral

Yep. You guessed it. He's up to his old tricks again...

JT

PS: For any retard who still doesn't know how to use his smartphone, the red text is a hotlink.


Monday, October 19, 2015

Marty Hijacks Denny's Foot AND Event!

MVP Executive Committee

Contact:
Marty Prehn
17823 10 Mile Road
Roseville, MI 48066
586.563.0989
mprehn2004@yahoo.com


    ### FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE ###

The Executive Committee of MVP Productions, LLC, in concert with MTM Productions, Ltd, Lawless America and WhistleBlowers Productions, is pleased to announce its first annual "Pitchout to STOP the Bitchouts" in the abandoned lot at Michigan and Trumbull Avenues.  Date to be announced, but no later than when Marty Prehn's next MetroPCS bill comes due.

That's right, Tigers and Mongoose fans. Come out to the old Tiger Stadium site and join two Detroit icons, World Series hero and 31 game winner Denny McLain and legendary idiot Marty Prehn as they Strike Out Bullying and any other cause Marty can leech onto. Starting at noon and continuing until the property owners discover we are loitering and have the police use the water cannons - or we get robbed - this will be a can't miss extravaganza! Come take batting practice against the greatest pitcher of all time, broken foot survivor Denny McLain. Watch with great suspense as Marty Prehn reenacts the day he saved the legendary Doc Chism from certain death. Fun for the whole family! There will be peanuts, drinks and anti Muslim T-shirts available for purchase, cash only.

All the major networks will be covering this event and the big three Detroit auto makers will be giving away cars! After removal from the old ballpark, this event will head to the nearest 7-11 parking lot for a celebrity roast of Denny and a screening of Justice 4 Jean, starring The Elder Avenger himself. As with all MVP events, this will also be a fundraiser so be sure you bring cash or Walmart gift cards!

Advance tickets for this historic event will be available thru MVP Productions for the low price of $50.00 per person and they will sell out quickly so don't wait. Money orders and PayPal only, please. Group discounts for tables of six or more. B.Y.O.T. (bring your own table).



Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Unwanted Advocate, Marty Prehn





Now is the time and the time is now...

...for the latest review of Marty Prehn's spinning wheel of advocacy, that is!

This past week has been a rough one for the world's greatest fake advocate, Marty Prehn. Two different advocacy groups that Marty had recently tried to use for his own gain held events that he was somehow excluded from. As these groups both enjoyed the one thing the Mongoose craves more than anything, media attention, Marty was left sitting at Jr's, living the same worthless life he always does. Time to log back on to Facebook where you can pretend you're somebody, Marty!

Recently, we covered Marty's attempt to become a black community advocate and attempt to get himself on Malik Shabazz's television show. He tried to use his Facebook friend Denny McLain as the bait to get the show producers to bite. He also included what is one of his go-to lies, connections with the Detroit Tigers that can get events held during baseball games. There was to be an upcoming "Unity Night" at the stadium that Marty was organizing. Of course, the date for the event came and went unceremoniously, like so many protection orders and five year prison sentences.

Late last week, Malik Shabazz loaded all of his real friends onto buses and made the trip to Washington D.C. for the anniversary of the Million Man March. They would be there to see the great Nation of Islam leader speak. The national media would all be there to cover this event. What better chance for Elder Dawg to get his recently shoe polished head in front of a television camera crew? How could Marty possibly miss out on this incredible event being attended by his new "brothers"? Maybe it's because his new black friends were able to smell his bullshit, not to mention that nasty hat, from a mile away.  So Marty spent the day reaching out to anyone who attended, begging to be apprised of what he missed out on. I guess Malik felt that Marty's recollecting about marching arm in arm with Martin Luther King would detract from Farrakhan's overall message. No room for Marty, even in the back of the bus.

Another organization Marty tried to insert himself into has enjoyed some recent media attention. Who can forget Marty using the cruise and, once again, Denny McLain to set himself up with Betty from Hey U.G.L.Y.? Marty announced he would be heading up the new Michigan headquarters of this anti bullying charity. MVP was organizing summer camps with all the professional sports leagues, great fundraisers were in the works, and so forth. It seemed to take her a little longer than most, but it appears Betty was also finally able to sniff the bullshit through the Mongoose droppings. Hey U.G.L.Y. recently had a Michigan event and Marty was nowhere to be seen. How could the head of the Michigan office learn about these events after the fact - and from Facebook, no less? Why wasn't Marty invited to "say a few words" or parade Denny out to sign autographs? I think we all know the answer to that.

What a crushing blow this must have been. How did Marty miss the chance to appear on the front page of a Michigan newspaper? That kind of media coverage is more important to Marty than the air he breathes, and a close second to the food he eats. To add insult to injury, an UGLY participant also had an appearance on a daytime talk show the same week. After trying for years to get on any form of television, Marty's Holy Grail was a daytime talk show appearance. I hope someone put the Mongoose on suicide watch after all of this. Missed chances like that could push an Elder Dawg over the edge.

Now that Marty missed out on these great media coverage chances because he was sniffed out as the bullshit artist he really is, what's an Elder Avenger supposed to do next? Marty, being the predicable idiot he always has been, reacted the same way he does when any of his scams die - circle back to where his original advocacy moniker began. Behold, the return of the Great Elder Avenger!

Along with a couple of elder abuse posts on Facebook, Marty mixed in the two other noteworthy scams he's tried to pull; Dr Chism life-saving and Terry Jones bodyguarding. How long ago was it when Marty single handedly saved the good doctor from certain death? He posted several pictures of the Doctor and his greedy kids. Only problem - he's not in any of the pictures. How can the Mongoose take credit for this "good work" if there isn't any photographic evidence he was even there? Hey Marty, might be time to send Jamie Cook more pictures of yourself to use in the long awaited follow up article in the Macomb Daily about Dr Chism. Damn, if only you hadn't blown it with UGLY, you could have been on the front page!

The Pastor Jones pictures and videos also fall a little short when compared to the latest media coverage Marty missed out on. The one picture Marty posted twice never made it into a newspaper. Just a picture of him standing several feet from Jones while wearing an anti Muslim T-shirt he was trying to sell for the pastor's supporters. Marty also posted a cell phone video of the "attack" the special agent was protecting Terry Jones from. In this video, you can see the bodyguard skills of the agent on full display. As the pastor tries to leave the scene, Marty, instead of leading the way to prevent the protesters from being able to confront his assigned dignitary, is seen following a few feet away with the protestors in the trouble maker's face. Great work SAM, you're following Jones two paces behind just like a good Muslim wife!

If you are like me and completely bored with Marty's advocacy reruns, fear not. It's only a matter of time until Marty thinks up his next advocate insertion attempt. I just hope Denny is still available for Marty to use to get his foot in the door (no pun intended). Or, let's hope Marty can get a new Mayor elected in Eastpointe so he can get back on the cruise committee for next year's event hijack attempt. 

Good luck, Marty. We can't wait to see what you'll fail at next!



Thursday, October 8, 2015

Black Kettle Marty Prehn


Now is the time and the time is now...

... for another update to point out the continued stupidity of our beloved idiot, Marty Prehn.

When it comes to posting moronic crap on Facebook, Marty is like the Energizer Bunny. He just keeps going and going and going. It doesn't seem to matter how many times the Mongoose has posted about his latest target, posting it several more times within 24-48 hours is quite the norm for Elder Dawg. Is this because he knows Florence Iverson has the memory of a goldfish and won't realize he's just reposting the same crap he did an hour ago? Or is Marty just so completely obsessed with his latest target that it's all he can think about and he can't help himself?

By now, everyone who reads here knows how we operate. Marty makes a dumb ass comment, we copy it here then point out just how stupid he is. Marty has claimed more than once that we are slandering or lying about him. It can't be a lie or slander when it's his very words and lies we point out and laugh at. That being said, today I'll do this a little differently. In the interest of transparency, and to keep Marty from claiming we altered his comments, I'll use actual screen shots. This will also come in handy for any reviews by a judge if by chance this blog is mentioned in court (hint hint, Marty)

Based on Marty's recent Facebook postings, the Mongoose has become so obsessed with Sean Fleming that it now consumes his every waking moment. Marty loves to claim that Fleming is cyber stalking him but, in this humble reporter's opinion, it's the other way around. Here is my first example:





This picture is from MySpace and it was posted there in 2006. How obsessed of a stalker does someone need to be in order to search out their victim's pictures on MySpace - FROM 2006! This act alone shows the effort Mary is now putting into stalking Fleming. The fact that Marty has now reposted this picture SEVERAL times hints at a total, almost romantic obsession. How many days has Marty spent parked in the Carquest delivery vehicle in front of Sean's house or work just hoping to get a look at the subject of his infatuation?

Here is another example of Marty's continued attempts to harass and somehow taint Sean Fleming's name:




This is a link to an article from last March about the VFW Fleming is involved with. Marty knows basically nothing about the situation this VFW is in, but he can't miss the chance to blame whatever it is on Sean. The Mongoose is so desperate to use this against Flem he reposted this link AT LEAST 7 TIMES! Who does Marty think missed this post the first few times he did it? And does he think it'll make a bigger impact if his imaginary friends see it over and over? The only impact it makes is showing people how far his obsession has really gone. It screams CREEPY STALKER!

As Marty's obsession with Sean continues to get worse, and he's just not getting any satisfaction from his lame attempts to attack him, Marty ramps up his attack. Next we see this comment from Marty to Fleming's actual VFW post:





After two days of getting no response to his repeated posting about Fleming, Marty's hate ratchets up another notch. Instead of continuing to post the same link over and over, Marty decides to actually contact the VFW post in his attempt to smear Sean. I have yet to figure out what good Marty thinks this will do. Those people, unlike Marty, are very familiar with both Fleming and whatever it is that the post is going through. All Marty accomplishes with this idiotic attempt to attack someone is make himself look like an even bigger childish ass. Fleming's fellow veterans who work hard to provide a place for their brothers to gather and support each other really don't take kindly to some fat, poser, non-veteran attacking one of their own. Without these veteran's continued efforts, Fleming's included, Marty wouldn't have anyplace to spread his absolute bullshit while guzzling cheap beer by using his late mother's previous military service.

I'll close this latest report with some advice for the Moronic Mongoose; Get help, Marty. Get help before your out of control obsession with Sean D. Fleming lands your fat, worthless ass in jail. Your continued stalking and attacks are doing nothing but highlighting not only your mental problems but your complete lack of character.

Who am I kidding? Hate and Facebook is all that loser has.




Final thought: At least Fleming has balls, whereas Marty is and always will be just a dickhead...