Monday, April 2, 2018

Miscellaneous Mongoose Musings



Sing with us, CoMmies;

"Around and 'round the Mongoose goes

Marty is a weasel

He stinks and spies and tells his lies

Marty is a weasel!"




April is a new month and the sky's the limit for this asshole.




Wednesday, March 21, 2018

Ides of March

Bad month for our lovable muse.

After being ignored by the Campbell/Kasem/Rooney trio in Lansing, booted by Romeo and told to go to hell by the Behenna family, Marty is about to lose his only possession (aside from the IHOP Christmas ornament) to tax foreclosure.

What to do? Attack Someone!

Hatred is all he has left. Way of the Mongoose.


Go Marty, go!

Pathetic.

Shame on you, Macomb County Mental Health Department.




Tuesday, March 13, 2018

Goofy, Stupid, Lying Marty Prehn

Then, quite suddenly, the dream is dead.


Always starts the same. Always ends the same.

Shameless Mongoose.


Wednesday, February 21, 2018

Tuesday, February 20, 2018

Campbell, Kasem, Falk and Rooney Families Tell Marty to F&ck Off



Seriously, how did he think it was going to end?

For how many years has this blog been following this idiot bothering those people? We've written at least a dozen articles with thousands of comments about Glen Campbell alone. I recall that Mickey Rooney's family was being harassed before CoM even existed - the first "I Need a Hero" scam that was to have celebrities dressed as super heroes watching a Mickey Rooney movie at his old high school (after he gives his own eulogy, complete with a borrowed casket).

It always starts with a song dedication, followed by an endless stream of lies on top of lies and more lies - interspersed with a spattering of fundraising scams and likely a parade or cruise.  Inevitably, he's told to fuck off and threatened with a protection order, lawsuit or both.

You're an idiot, Marty. A lying, fat, filthy and stupid idiot.

Go Team Behenna!


Wednesday, February 14, 2018

A Prehn Valentine...





I know this asshole will be rocking the cellblock tonight.

Pun intended.

Xoxo

Tut


Friday, February 9, 2018

The Return of the Deed Restrictions Advocate!

Cited references include the seminal Vinsetta Garage Apocalypse that he "was called in to look at".


Bless you, Mongoose. Bless you for keeping Fraser on its toes!

Sadly, the light blue dress shirt finally "gave up the ghost" and has been retired. Black is Back!


Wednesday, January 10, 2018