Friday, May 11, 2018

Wacko Standoff - Roseville UNITY House Under Siege!


As we begin the standoff, Marty is hunkered down for the duration. He actually skipped an opportunity to be on both channels 2 and 4 at the Fraser meeting last night, while he hoarded water to flush the toilet and swiped a jumbo bottle of hand lotion from Aldi's.

We hope that this will end peacefully but, damnit as a disabled Elder Advocate, Marty has a God given right to squat in any
abandoned resale shop that he sees fit! Besides, he's made capital improvements to the property (think green light bulbs). Then there's the non-existent Roseville Gratiot Cruise that's just around the corner and he's already sold tickets on the front lawn. Hell, he's even booked Danny D to entertain in the median. "Bring a dish to pass!"

Stay tuned to this blog, The Problem Solvers, Help Me Hank and Let It Rip for continuing coverage, CoMmies. 

Gonna get ugly - even for Marty.

"How does he do that?"

Way of the Mongoose.

Monday, April 30, 2018


Local Idiot Evicted Again


It’s been a very interesting morning here in Martyland, my loyal CoMmies. Once again, sweet karma his inserted her large foot right up a Mongoose’s ass. As per a fresh order by the Honorable Joseph F. Boedeker, Chief Judge, Marty has 10 days to vacate the now infamous UNITY House of Roseville. The only thing left to do now is wait until the Sheriff arrives to throw the “Senior Advocate” Marty and his big pile of “intellectual property” out onto Gratiot.

Dee, Marty’s landlord, owner of Grady’s, failed councilwoman candidate and all around idiot who ignored multiple warnings about feeding the Mongoose, might finally get the worthless pile of shit out of her building. She’s so desperate to have him removed, she’s willing to waive the $1,800 in back rent just to get him to leave.

It appears now the only thing left to do is wait for Marty to show up at the next protest he can find, break out the bullhorn and blame all of this on Sean Fleming - “It’s Coming Boy!”

We do know one thing for sure:

He won’t be having a burger with a piece of cheese for 50c extra at Grady’s anytime soon. The idiot has also been banned from that dump!

Go, Marty! Just go.

Shameless asshole.

Monday, April 2, 2018

Miscellaneous Mongoose Musings

Sing with us, CoMmies;

"Around and 'round the Mongoose goes

Marty is a weasel

He stinks and spies and tells his lies

Marty is a weasel!"

April is a new month and the sky's the limit for this asshole.

Wednesday, March 21, 2018

Ides of March

Bad month for our lovable muse.

After being ignored by the Campbell/Kasem/Rooney trio in Lansing, booted by Romeo and told to go to hell by the Behenna family, Marty is about to lose his only possession (aside from the IHOP Christmas ornament) to tax foreclosure.

What to do? Attack Someone!

Hatred is all he has left. Way of the Mongoose.

Go Marty, go!


Shame on you, Macomb County Mental Health Department.

Tuesday, March 13, 2018

Goofy, Stupid, Lying Marty Prehn

Then, quite suddenly, the dream is dead.

Always starts the same. Always ends the same.

Shameless Mongoose.

Wednesday, February 21, 2018

Tuesday, February 20, 2018

Campbell, Kasem, Falk and Rooney Families Tell Marty to F&ck Off

Seriously, how did he think it was going to end?

For how many years has this blog been following this idiot bothering those people? We've written at least a dozen articles with thousands of comments about Glen Campbell alone. I recall that Mickey Rooney's family was being harassed before CoM even existed - the first "I Need a Hero" scam that was to have celebrities dressed as super heroes watching a Mickey Rooney movie at his old high school (after he gives his own eulogy, complete with a borrowed casket).

It always starts with a song dedication, followed by an endless stream of lies on top of lies and more lies - interspersed with a spattering of fundraising scams and likely a parade or cruise.  Inevitably, he's told to fuck off and threatened with a protection order, lawsuit or both.

You're an idiot, Marty. A lying, fat, filthy and stupid idiot.

Go Team Behenna!