Marty Prehn's $73.00 Séance

BREAKING NEWS!

In my nicotine stained fingers, I'm holding a lucky ticket to Marty's Great Red Carpet, Star Studded, Black Tie Dan Haggerty Memorial Dinner and Humanitarian Awards Weekend Orgy!

I was a little nervous that Marty might sniff out our operative and refuse to sell us a ticket but, as usual, the Mongoose's investigative skills were lacking. 

Without further ado, I present you with our ticket to Marty's renamed and recycled, I Need a Hero event:

This ticket was produced on Marty's most abundant paper source, an empty Del Taco wrapper. I guess the Mongoose decided to save a few bucks by recycling paper. Thank God he didn't use discarded tissues from his MVZ surveillance days.  Or maybe he's next going to become an environmental advocate. Either way, I have my ticket and look forward to posting all of my pictures photo bombing Hollywood stars and country music legends. June won't be here soon enough!

God love ya and Hello...

He Has Risen!

Happy Easter to everyone. I'm going to post the latest Marty lie fest just in case anyone needs a good laugh. I'm not going to review it because, it's just to moronic to bother. 

Marty Prehn's Spring Break

Marty Prehn's Historic Wet Dream!

Giddyup, CoMmies!

We're back with the next installment of our coverage of the biggest fame hound, lying idiot humanity has ever spawned, Marty Prehn. 

As the Mongoose continues to announce more of his incredible fantasy events, he has actually reached the level of "historic" that he loves to tag everything that he does. The amount of lying and overall stupidity in these announcements is the only thing that is historic, in my opinion. I'm starting to wonder if Marty is still high from the drugs he was taking after his "near death, emergency yet scheduled heart procedure" or if his mental delusions have reached "historic" levels. Either way, it's fun to watch the moron dream bigger and bigger every day.

Here is the next great Marty fantasy event, where he dreams of having friends and endless food:

Marty starts out this latest delusion by asking Terry Bomar to be sure and invite his famous friends to join Marty in Michigan for his imaginary Dan Haggerty Tribute and Awards Dinner. We've given this event some coverage before and it appears Marty is still going with that lie. He still fails to give the location for this star studded gala but I'm sure he'll announce that soon enough. I'm also still wondering if Marty is going to announce a ticket price for this dinner, what's on the menu and other details that all events like this announce in advance. What does Marty expect Terry to tell his friends when he invites them? "Hey guys, plan to come to Michigan for a Dan dinner that I know nothing about other than some idiot on Facebook says is happening June 17th." Certainly sounds like a great plan so far.

Marty also makes sure to ask Terry to include the Eastpointe Cruise the next day. Elder Dawg has the great plan of setting up booths for theses stars at the cruise so they can sign autographs and conduct "meet and greets". Who is responsible for these "booths" Marty wants to set up? Is Marty arraigning that along with all of his dinner plans? How does Marty plan on paying for all of these necessities? Is there once again unnamed corporate sponsors to be announced soon? So many unanswered questions that need to be addressed before these "Hollywood celebrities" have their people book hotel rooms and flights.  "Stop my filming, hold that studio recording session. I'm going to Detroit to hang out with Marty Prehn!"

Marty left this comment on a post made by Terry about a friendly get-together they affectionately called "High Chaparral Reunion" so naturally, Marty also adds a Michigan High "Chapparel" (idiot can't even copy the proper spelling) Reunion in an attempt to catch the interest of this group of actors. This reunion is a western style picnic that suddenly gets added to Marty's Dan Haggerty Invitational Cruise Weekend. It's to be held at "high noon" the same day as the memorial dinner. Marty attempts to let Terry know the location for this picnic without actually giving away the name of the location to his hated cyber stalkers. But, as with everything covert the Mongoose attempts to do, he fails miserably. Anyone who has access to the Internet can easily find the location of Dan's artwork. It's located at The Old Lambert Dairy Farm in Washington Township, Michigan. One quick phone call gets the same results that looking into any of Marty's lies does. When the lady who answered the phone is asked for details about Marty Prehn's upcoming picnic, she gives the standard answer, "MARTY WHO?" The property owners have no clue that they are hosting a picnic that includes Hollywood legends and Nashville country stars. I'm sure everyone who reads here is as shocked as I am.

There is one other claim the Mongoose makes in this pipedream that I have to mention. Marty says he's working to get a Michigan Historical Landmark dedicated to pointing out the history that was made the day he waited in line for an autograph and picture with Dan Haggerty and Pete Lucido. My first reaction was "what history?" but, then I started thinking. What if I'm wrong? What if Marty really is an important and influential person in Michigan? Just to be sure, I sent Bob Cookout undercover to see what he could find out about Marty's historical importance to this location and the entire state of Michigan. While posing as a janitor inside Pete Lucido's office, RC3 uncovered some unbelievable new information. Not only does the State of Michigan feel Marty did make history that day, they are actually erecting a marker to commemorate that historic site. Cookout even managed to get a picture of the marker as it was being installed. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the first public glimpse of the marker notating Marty's place in Michigan history:

At first, I was stunned and confused by the marker and the story it told. I couldn't understand why I'd never heard about Marty pissing himself and why this was so historic. I then did a little digging and found out the whole story. If you look at the picture Marty is so proud of, the same picture he searched for weeks to find so he could post it, you'll see the truth:

That's right CoMmies, look at Marty's pants in the picture. They are indeed soaking wet in the crotch area only. But how can this be considered a historic event, I'm sure you're all asking. It's now makes perfect sense. At no time in the history of the State of Michigan has an elected official been more embarrassed than Pete Lucido is at the exact moment this picture was taken. HISTORY INDEED! Thank God it doesn't show the errection Marty is surely sporting.

So I'll close this report by congratulating Marty "The Mongoose" Prehn:

CONGRATULATIONS, MARTY! YOU ARE FINALLY PART OF MICHIGAN HISTORY!

Marty Prehn's $60/60, aka "Feed the Fat Guy"

Spring is in the air, CoMmies... 

Watdayasay we throw a scam fundraiser!

After Marty was hospitalized during his "near death" heart episode, followed by his scheduled in advance "emergency surgery", I started to become concerned. Marty claimed to several people that this traumatic experience had a profound effect on him. He was now a changed man who would direct all of his energy to making positive change in the world. A "stop and smell the roses" kinda guy, if you will.

As you all know, Marty has always been at his comedic best when attacking people and spewing his hatred or fantasy life lies all over Facebook. In all honesty, the kinder, gentler Marty was really quite boring. I just couldn't get interested in hearing about Marty attempting - and failing - to walk a few blocks in some protest march. I felt pity for the unfortunate soul who had to give his sweating, panting fat ass a ride after he only made it a few dozen yards. You can imagine the relief I felt when Marty opened the Sabbath with this new post:

I knew Marty wouldn't be able to contain his desperate need to lie and scam.  You just can't teach an Elder Dawg new tricks. It was only a matter of time before the lies  would return for us to laugh at. There is so much stupidity in this one post that it more than makes up for any time lost while Marty was pretending to be a changed man. Let's take a closer look at just some of this Mongoose dropping, shall we...

Marty begins with announcing his next great MTM or MVP or maybe his new imaginary non profit LLC production company's event. It's Marty's 60th birthday party, so we'll just call it $60/60 for the donation Marty wants for a chance to attend "this historic event". Who, other than Marty, could possibly think this complete idiot's birthday is in any way historic? I find it amazing that  Marty is still free to roam among the sane, but certainly not historic. You just can't make this crap up, CoMmies.

The location for this event has yet to be revealed because well, if he gives a location, it's easy to confirm that he's lying when the venue has never heard of the event and doesn't have anything reserved on that date. Marty learned this with his Great Lakeview Homecoming reunion dinner he was trying to sell tickets to last year. Also, Marty doesn't tell us where to buy the tickets or who is selling them. I guess we'll just have to wait for yet another event page that'll never materialize. I'm sure he'll get that up and running right after he posts the transcripts from his big PPO hearing with Flem Ling from nearly a year ago.

Only the Mongoose could turn his own birthday party that he's throwing for himself into a fundraiser. The interesting part of this fundraiser is the reason Marty gives for needing the funds. His "medical bills" will be a go-to excuse for at least the next year, but now he's added a new need. Marty needs a fundraiser to finance repairs to the cottage he inherited. Apparently, it needs a well, water heater, new pipes, and a toilet. You think he'd have started with these important details before installing the 10 person hot tub he bragged about putting in last fall. I'm also left to wonder how all of the people who work in the various offices he set up in the cottage last year can operate in those conditions. Are Pete Lucido's office staff having to pee in the bushes? Ugly Betty in the kitchen sink? If it's good enough for Marty, why not a state representative and a bully advocate, right?

Another question comes to mind. If Marty still needs to pay his medical bills, how is he attending, along with "his lawyer" as a guest, $100 a plate fundraisers for election candidates? Did CoM miss the fundraiser for Marty to buy tickets to these fundraisers?

We all knew Marty was long overdue for another great fundraising event. It just seems his imagination is lacking with this latest scam. No big name Hollywood celebrities. No national television coverage. No big corporate sponsors. The only incentive Marty gives for anyone to want to buy a ticket is the chance to win a stay in his parents old lake cottage. You know, the one where all the celebrity friends of his parents visited when in town. Of course, no one in the Prehn family other than Marty can recall the Prehns having any celebrity friends, much less them visiting the cottage. Maybe they autographed the walls or furniture so the lucky winners can get a picture of Marty's proof he's not lying. I know I'd love a chance for a weekend stay at a cottage with no water or toilet, just as long as a celebrity visited it 50 years ago. There just are no words to describe how stupid Marty is.  Speaking of chance, this birthday party now meets the Michigan legal definition of a raffle and, accordingly, is regulated by his close friend Ruth Johnson and requires a permit.  I'm certain the tickets will have the permit number printed on them, just to keep it all on the "up and up" (wink, wink).

The next part of this latest press release by the Mongoose is basically the same recycled threat we've been hearing from Marty for years with just a slight new twist. Marty is going to use the remaining funds after his medical bills are paid and the cottage is refurbished to go after his siblings - again! I thought that was the reason for the Marty Prehn Legal Defense Fund but, whatever. He mentions the same old RICO blah blah, federal lawsuit blah blah, federal prison sentence blah blah bullshit. We've seen this same threat how many times now? The new twist this time is Marty now claims his "distinguished lawyer Barry R Powers" will be filing this federal lawsuit. At first I assumed this was Marty just dropping the name of Denny McLain's lawyer but, who knows. If Marty has "retained" Mr Powers for his legal crusade, I have two thoughts for Barry. First: Before you file anything for Marty Prehn, you'd better research everything he told you. Marty's story has been proven as complete horseshit many times over. Second: Plan on working on this federal lawsuit for free because, a) there is not chance of winning because of the above mentioned detail, and b) there will be no "remaining funds" from the great $60/60 event. Marty will be lucky to get enough money from that farce to pay his cell phone bill, much less fix the cottage and pay for it. I guarantee you, Barry, there's no money there for you, so good luck. 

I have a feeling someone is going to wish they'd never fed that pesky Mongoose...

Happy Anniversary!

Really, Marty? You had all of that highly valuable stuff and it was stolen from you? Were you storing it here?

 

Marty Prehn's Dan Haggerty Humanitarian Award

Our great CoM operatives have uncovered an exclusive photo of Marty's newest award. 

Here it is, CoMmies - The Dan Haggerty Humanitarian Award!