Go West, Young Mongoose. Sha Right...

Attention CoMmies worldwide, you're not going to believe this:

MARTY PREHN IS BEGGING FOR MONEY!

Yes, that is not a misprint. Apparently, two recent "good works" trips to Tennessee and California have taken a financial toll on the Mongoose and he has no choice but to seek cash for doing nothing other than being an idiot with no shame whatsoever. Who among us could deny that fat retard a vacation from Jr's living room floor?

The "story" (wink, wink) is that Marty was a recent hospital guest, courtesy of your hard earned tax dollars, (ie: Medicaid for homeless slobs who blow their Bridge Card money on junk food) for a life-threatening heart ailment. We all know that the truth is, how do you say, "shocking".

After the mandatory 72 hours in the hospital being "observed", plus a couple more recuperating at an unknown location, Marty is back to being the idiot we all love to laugh at, doing what he does best - lie and beg.

The first sign that there was trouble in Martyland came last Monday. When Marty's page views decreased from his usual 50 to 75 a day all the way down to 30, alarm bells went off at CoM headquarters. It didn't take our crack investigators long to discover what was going on, Marty had been hospitalized. You can imagine the fear this news brought us. If something were to happen to Marty, what would we all do for comedic entertainment? But no worries, CoMmies, Marty is alive and still just as stupid as ever. Of course, no way Marty could resist using this latest development for his own gain. A few short days after being discharged, we see this post on his Facebook page:

There is nothing surprising about this latest comment from Elder Dawg. It contains all the hallmarks of a typical Marty scam attempt, plus plenty of idiocy. I'll start with his "Back to the Future" reference in which Marty McFly travels through time - hence the title of the movie - in a time machine, not a spacecraft, you moron. Even my six year old kid knew that. "Mommy, read it to me again what that dumb fat man said about the movie before bedtime, please!"  Next he'll claim he is an astronaut and flew the space shuttle with his BJU pilot's license. He's just so damn stupid.

Next we see the evolution of Marty's heart problems that we've heard about several times over the years. It began with the "I Need a Hero" fiasco because Marty's "days were numbered" unless he immediately received a pacemaker. That was over three years ago. Who can believe that the Mongoose made it this long? Then it was having Jr try to convince Eva to beg his landlord for cash to buy some exotic and expensive heart medication. Next it was a GoFundMe page to raise money for a heart transplant. Now, Marty announces he needs a minor outpatient surgery to fix his problem after he spent three days in the hospital with the staff working hard to "keep his heart beating". How many times can this superhero escape death? I can't wait to see the pictures of Denny McLain bringing Marty a Gatorade and Slim Jims. Or maybe Ruth Johnson and Bill Schuette delivering get well soon flowers and a big ol' teddy bear to the former Michiganian of the year candidate. They do that for all 51/50 wards, don't they?

The next part of the latest spew from the Mongoose is Marty showing us whose coattail he's now attempting to ride. The daughter of Casey Kasem has now become the latest target of the Elder Dawg! Marty claims to be working with her on his next great legislation in Michigan. I can only assume the Falk/Chism, or it it the Campbell/Chism legislation is getting yet another name. It's all academic at this point, as it's "commonly known as the Justice for Jean Bill". Here comes the Kasem/Chism Bill in Michigan! Will Marty's good friend Pete Lucido be the champion of this while Marty "walks it through the House and Senate behind the scenes"? This legislation is destined to end up like all of the previous ones. Someone is going to tell Marty to go to hell or they're calling the cops. No bill is ever introduced in Michigan, at least not with Marty's involvement. It's all just another Marty lie. Think "Wyatt's Law".

Now we come to the most important part of this Mongoose dropping. Marty announces he plans to attend a conference in California in April. After Marty's last two travel announcements turned out like they always do, he never left Detroit, why would he try it again? We pointed out on this blog that Marty couldn't afford a bus pass, much less airfare and hotel expenses for travel. This time Marty decided to throw caution to the wind and combine his latest near death health scare and upcoming travel needs into - you guessed it - a donation scam.

As with any new great announcement from the Mongoose, there are a lot of unanswered questions that Marty will never clear up. I'll list a few of the first things that come to my mind.

Why is it "breaking news" that broke-ass Marty wants donations again? That's pretty old news, as far as I can tell.

Which of Marty's two excuses for needing donations take priority? Will he pay his alleged medical expenses first or pay for his trip? Or will he just use the money he receives to eat at McDonald's like he usually does?

Why is Marty asking that the donations be sent directly to him instead of using GoFundMe or Paypal? Maybe Elder Dawg doesn't want any tracking or records of what he actually receives? Sorta surprised he's not asking for a brown paper lunch bag with unmarked $10's and $20's.

How much money does Marty actually need to cover both of his bullshit excuses? Is there even a fundraising goal?

What is the topic of the big conference Marty wants people to pay his way to attend and was he even invited? He fake advocates for so many different causes, the possibilities are endless. Is it a conference on how to scam old Polish ladies?

Who are Marty's "Hollywood and Nashville friends" he claims to be forming yet another nonprofit corporation with? Last I heard, everyone he tried to associate with in both of those cities told him to go away. 

Will Marty manage to get enough donations to match or exceed "Operation Patch Adams" (OPA)? CoM is officially predicting a tie.

Where are all of Marty's corporate sponsors to pay his way to California?

When will the article on the front page of USA Today be coming out to kick the donating into high gear?

Well, I could go on and on but now that I think about it, why bother? We all know what the truth is, what the results will be and most importantly that nobody is going to fund Marty's miserable life. He can just do what he usually does, lay in the floor of whoever he's currently mooching a place to stay at and pronounce his greatness on Facebook. 

Yep, that's some "BREAKING NEWS" alright. 

He's Back...

Stay tuned, CoMmies. It's a doozy!

Marty Prehn, Necrophilia Advocate

I hope everyone enjoyed their Valentine's Day weekend and got the chance to spend it with their loved ones. Most people enjoyed all of the traditional Valentine's Day niceties like giving or receiving flowers, cards, romantic dinners and such. Most people actually have some kind of love in their heart that they share with those who mean the most to them. Then we have that blundering idiot Marty Prehn. He spent his weekend doing the same thing he does every single day of his pathetic life - showcasing his stupidity on Facebook. 

This past weekend, Marty showed us who his Valentine is (was). He spent two straight days exclusively posting every picture of Dan Haggerty that he could scam from other's Facebook pages . No pictures of his children, grandchildren or even his "adoptive Polish mother who took him under her wings" - just his lifelong friend who he spent 10 minutes with after waiting in line for an autograph - and he left the autograph with the rest of his trash when he skipped out on his rent! This shows how mentally ill Marty is when it comes to celebrity worship. It's hard to imagine that Marty could miss the memorial service for a person he's so over the top obsessed with, but only in death. Not dissimilar to how he treated his own mother, whose service he also blew off.

Here is a recent post by Marty that shows us just how close Marty was to his dear departed lifelong personal friend:

I can only speak for myself, but if a close friend of mine had lost a daughter, I'd know about it and remember her name. I wouldn't be forced to ask strangers on Facebook for the details of an enormous tragedy in my friend's life. This just shows us that Marty really has no idea of what a friend actually is. Obviously, he's never had a real life friend so he has no frame of reference. Maybe you should log off of Facebook and venture out into the real world, Marty - that cold, cruel world that mocks you wherever you go. Where people hold their kids tightly when you walk by. "Don't laugh at the fat, stupid man, children. Just be glad you were born normal". Oh, that's right. The last time he tried that, he was banned from City Council meetings.

All of the veteran Marty watchers who read here know full well what's coming next for the Mongoose. When Elder Dawg doesn't have a living celebrity or their child to stalk, or someone whose legislation he's attempting to take credit for, he returns to his standard scam. When all else fails, it must be time to hold an event! None of Marty's imaginary events have ever taken place but it's still entertaining to see what his demented imagination can dream up next. Here is his latest mental masturbation:

This screen shot was posted in the comments of our previous article, but at the time I was too overwhelmed to dissect it. I'll give it a little more coverage today. 

Marty starts off this comment by admitting he has delusions on a regular basis. To me, this is just further proof that he really does suffer from some sort of mental illness. We've seen Marty post his "visions" many times and his latest target is usually the subject. Who can forget all of his Terry Schiavo fantasies, including all the "signs" she was sending him? Bottom line, Marty proves he's crazy on a fairly regular basis. How long until Marty is seeing Dan's face in the dog crap he stepped in while walking to Carquest? "Can't you see it in the name of the color of paint I'm delivering? It's maroon!" Yeah, that's Dan calling you a moron from beyond the grave.

After you filter though all of the ridiculous Dan crap, you see the part of this comment I find most predictably fascinating. Marty is announcing a Dan Haggerty Memorial Dinner to be held in the Detroit suburb of Washington, MI. Of course, it has to be held there because, as demonstrated last week, Marty can't manage to get himself any further than walking distance from his son's living room floor. Marty also neglects to mention what the venue for this dinner will be. I guess that info will be in the forthcoming "details". 

The one and only detail Marty does provide could really be the most important. Elder Dawg says this event will take place Friday July 17th 2016. Marty's reason for picking that date could be a couple of things, but they both relate to the Eastpointe Car Cruise, as that Friday is the start of the cruise weekend. Has Marty figured out he's not going to be welcomed back to the cruise committee after making an ass of himself both last year and during this past mayoral election? Is this Marty attempting to spite Eastpointe by holding one of his star studded, nationally televised events at the same time? If it is, I'm sure the committee and mayor are already terrified their cruise will become second fiddle to Marty's blowout extravaganza. 

The other hypothesis could be that Marty hasn't given up hope he's going to be on the committee again and this is the beginning of this year's hijack attempt. If this is the case, how long until we see Marty offering the Grand Marshall spot in the Dan Haggerty Memorial Cruise to whoever his scam target is that day? You know it's coming. I guess we'll just have to wait for the much anticipated Facebook event page to get the answers we are looking for.

As usual, anytime Marty announces his next great imaginary event, my mind is full of questions. Who will be hosting this dinner with Marty? Glen Campbell and his kids? Doc Chism and his greedy brats? Maybe Ellen, Jimmy Fallon, or Paula Deen? What cause will Marty turn this dinner into a fundraiser for? Who are the corporate sponsors for this extravaganza? What role will Denny McLain and his foot be playing? Will Malik Shabazz be saying a prayer to Allah, despite the fact that Dan was a Christian? How much are the tickets and which fake Marty entity will be selling them? But the most important question of all is...

Will Marty bestow upon himself his newly announced Dan Haggerty Humanitarian Award and what is the idiot going to use for the statue?

Grizzly Has Last Laugh at Marty Prehn

You'd think he'd at least remove the stupid hat...

What a complete moron. Has no shame, is obviously mentally ill and doesn't realize that all we have to do is wait.

Enjoy your weekend at Jr's Section Eight ghetto house, asshole.

Happy Valentine's Day, CoMmies!

Love and kisses,

Tut

Marty Prehn - Nashville or Bust!

There's an almost surreal electricity in the air here at CoM HQ as, once again, the Moronic Mongoose is proving just how worthless and stupid he really is!

As Marty attempted to yet again hijack someone else's hard work in order to make himself seem legitimate, he took things just a little too far. In the process, he did this blog a great favor by showing that he does the exact things we've been trying to point out for years. For now, I'll just provide the coverage of Marty's latest fake advocacy attempt and save the "I told you so" for another time.

With Marty's promise to be in Nashville Tuesday fast approaching, there was suddenly a bump in the road to Tennessee. It seems that Marty once again tried to insert himself into a situation he wasn't included in or had anything to do with. You know, the standard Elder Dawg hijack attempt. I'll only share a few of the many comments in this thread, but suffice it to say, I've archived them all in our massive idiot database We'll start with this doozy:

We previously covered Marty's attempt to latch onto Ms Falk, including his claim of being a distant relative of the family (it's all in the dimples). As she mentions in this comment, Marty spewed so many of his greatness delusions on her organization's page she was forced to delete and block the loon. She's totally hip to just how the Mongoose operates - find something he can claim to be an advocate for, act like a driving force behind it, claim to be a representative of someone involved and generally try to create the illusion that he engineered the whole thing. Ms Falk's comment is a spot-on description of what we've been saying about Marty since the beginning of this blog. I'm sure every claim she made is very recognizable to anyone who reads here. Same old Marty, only the dates and names are different.

To me, the best part of that comment is the ending. Ms Falk points out exactly what Marty does to his victims with laser beam accuracy. She even compares him to the very people he claims to be fighting against. I don't think Catherine fully understands why Marty reminds her of these people, but we do. Marty is a proven Elder Abuser of both his mom and Florence Iverson.

There are a high number of comments in this thread, but of course Marty has already deleted it. CoM to the rescue! Here are a few more:

These side comments are some of my favorites. Ms Falk starts out by pointing out this very blog (Thanks for the link drop, Catherine). She then continues listing all of the stupid things Marty did in his latest hijack attempt. Once again, it's all stuff Marty has done many times before. He's following the standard Mongoose Tutoring syllabus on how to insert yourself into something just to make yourself look important. Unfortunately for Marty, this time someone caught on to his bullshit.

Marty, being the childish idiot we all know so well, follows her comment with some juvenile idiocy and his standard Facebook cease and desist thrown in for good measure. Marty still hasn't figured out that the truth is not slander or defamation. I'm still waiting for Marty to claim Ms Falk will soon be charged with felony cyber stalking. We all know it's coming soon. Is the time now, Marty?

Ms Falk quickly points out just how stupid Marty's comment is and that he needs mental help. She even goes so far as to point out how delusional Marty is by referencing Marty's go-to greatness claim. He was responsible for the tearing down of the Berlin Wall? Any sane individual fully understands that claim is ridiculous. The fact that Marty still claims it even while he's being exposed as the dumb ass liar he is, just proves how mentally ill he really is. Upon information and belief of course, right Marty? Then, Marty gives Ms Falk the same mental diagnosis he does anyone who points out he's a con artist wannabe lying pile of crap. Must be bi polar! We've heard that at least a dozen times, Marty, starting with your brother, Richard - the brother who filed a restraining order on your retarded ass. "I know you are but what am I?!?"

This truth assault on Marty wasn't just Catherine Falk. Her partner in the work on this proposed legislation also joined the conversation. Here is a sample of how that went for the Elder Avenger:

Our loyal readers surely immediately recognized who this commenter is. Marcia is a past Marty supporter and subject of a couple of posts on this blog. She decides to come to the defense of Catherine and agrees that what Marty attempted to do "seemed bizarre" and Ms Falk was justified in calling him out. Somehow, Marty finds a way to insert some form of sexual reference by comparing Catherine's truth assault to a woman falsely crying rape. Only perverted Marty could come up with that analogy. Marcia attempts to point out the absurdity of this stupid comment while also telling Marty to not go away mad, just go away.

Marcia leaves another comment that confirmed what we here at CoM already knew. She was one of the NASGA members who attempted to support Marty with an anonymous comment here. This is her comment:

Marcia points out to Marty that he's not involved and very unqualified to use the insertion tactic he tried ("Who are you?" Hmm? Marty who?). This is true of every hijack attempt Marty makes, so it's not really breaking news. Marcia should be well aware of who and what she's dealing with. She was given many warnings by those involved with this blog. After she and her NASGA friends finally discovered Marty was a fraud, he was kicked out of the group and his comments disappeared from any of the group's sites. They then just pretended Marty was never a part of their group and that he hadn't been able to dupe them into believing his lies.

I'll wrap up this latest Elder Dawg stupidity coverage with some thoughts for the people involved to ponder:

Marty; Nice try, dumb ass, but you've been spotted again. Maybe someday you'll get the mental help you need so you can move past your desperate need to look powerful and important. You're still a loser in real life, regardless of what lies you tell on Facebook.

Ms Falk; I commend you for not only working hard for a cause you believe in, but also being wise enough to know when someone is just trying to use you. You recognized what Marty really is and you've now twice called him out as the liar he is.

Campbell children and extended family; I'm sorry you have become the latest scam target of the Mongoose and I hope that you will point out to all of your contacts that Marty is a fraud so he can't prey on them as well. Editorially speaking, I truly loved Glen's music.

Marcia Southwick and NASGA; You are advocating for a cause that you believe in. When people like Marty are permitted to join you and then be defended by you when someone points out what he really is, you risk your credibility while Marty has no credibility to lose. Being conned by the Mongoose isn't shameful, it's happened to a lot of people. The shame comes when attempting to hide the fact that you were fooled, you don't warn the others that you are advocating with. This leaves your friends and partners open to be conned by the same man you once defended. Think of how many fewer victims Marty would have if you had only spoken up when you first learned he was a fraud.

I wish you all luck Tuesday in Nashville and don't worry about Marty showing up. Every claim he makes is a lie and his rally against Elder Abuse on the steps of the capital is as well. That idiot can't afford gas money to get him to the next county, much less a plane ticket and hotel room. 

Besides, those brake pads and wiper blades aren't going to deliver themselves, you know...

Groundhog Day for the Mongoose

Thanks to all of our loyal readers for tuning in once again. I'd also like to welcome all of our new readers from Glen Campbell's extended family. I'm glad you managed to sniff out the complete crap Marty Prehn was trying to give you. I hope everyone enjoys this latest update on the fake advocate, unwanted guardian angel, and all around idiot, Martin E Prehn.

In spite of yesterday being Groundhog Day, it was not dissimilar to any other day that Marty blathers about.  Now that the Mongoose has finally given up on getting himself included in dead Dan Haggerty's close friends circle, it appears Marty is going to try to salvage all of the Facebook time and energy he put into scamming the Campbell family. Even though he was outed as the bullshitting attention monger he really is, Elder Dawg just can't make himself go away. Marty spent countless hours dedicating songs and acting like a long lost family friend. No way he can let all of that hard work pass by without somehow getting some notoriety out of those ungrateful people who refuse to acknowledge his imaginary greatness.

Now that Phase One of Operation Rhinestone Mongoose got the usual results of a Special Agent Marty (SAM) assignment - complete failure - it's only natural for Elder Dawg to move on and start Phase Two. This phase kicked off with Marty releasing his much anticipated official Facebook statement about his target, complete with his Vistaprint Certified official title of National Elder Advocate. Here is what Marty had to say about the "Campbell situation":

This statement contains all of the standard Marty bullshit. He begins with his standard "it's time" spew about exposing the truth. Who is supposed to expose this truth? Has the Mongoose Facebook investigation uncovered more "fireworks" to set off?  Then we have Marty's standard call for investigations to be conducted by the various government agencies he's claimed to work for over the last few years, while posing undercover as an auto parts delivery boy. I'll never really understand why Marty has to call for these investigations on Facebook when he works with these agencies. Wouldn't it make more sense to just email or phone his superiors and get those investigations started? Of course, the Mongoose is operating on a much higher intelligence level than us normal folks, so I guess I shouldn't be able to understand how such things work.

The part of this statement I find the most interesting comes next. "It's time for a forensic audit..." We all know that Marty is a proven expert in this area of probate court. Who would know this audit is needed better than a man who was slapped with a contempt of court judgement for not supplying the court ordered documents in the audit of his own mother's finances. You know, the mother who Marty managed to pilfer $700,000 from before his siblings were able to regain control of her assets.

Marty closes his statement by proclaiming it's time to "unseal the court case so the truth can be told". Why does Marty need this? Hasn't he already discovered the truth and that's why he's decided to speak out. Isn't he going to personally expose the truth himself? Or is Elder Dawg still "phishing" for claims he can make regarding this situation.

Next we see the progression of the latest Marty lie start:

After a person who obviously doesn't understand what Marty really is asks a question about the situation, the Mongoose springs into action. Without any mention of his source for his accusations or proof of any kind they are true, Marty tells a story of the abuse Glen Campbell's wife is putting him through. Where did this info come from? Has Marty interviewed the staff of the facility Mr Campbell is in? Did a witness relay this story to Marty? Anyone who knows Marty is well aware that when the Mongoose says someone is "alleged" to have done something, he made the entire thing up and it's nothing more than another one of his lies.

As usual, as soon as Marty thinks he's found someone interested in his latest scam, he immediately has to make it about himself. Next we see this in the comments:

So now Marty is going to Nashville to put his great national political clout behind legislation in the Tennessee senate? Pretty impressive for a homeless, part time delivery boy who once had to steal spare change from his roommate for gas money. I must have missed his 7-11 parking lot press conference announcing the passage of his Chism/Faulk legislation in Michigan. Or was it Chism/Campbell? I can't keep up with all the laws Marty personally pushes through various state legislatures anymore. What a powerful man the Mongoose has become.

Marty then wraps up his lies with one more comment.:

So Marty closes by saying all of his government agencies are now paying attention. As usual, he fails to point out not only how they are paying attention but also, how he knows it. Did SAM get an inner office memo? Was he named agent in charge of this case? Or is that just another Marty lie to reinforce the previous line of crap he spewed. Let's be honest, we all have seen this before and know the answer to that question. Once again, Marty is full of shit.

I'll close this latest Mongoose stupidity review with a thought of mine. In the last week Marty has claimed he is going to California for a memorial and to Tennessee for senate hearings. How does a man who has to squat in his son's drug house, walk to his part time job, steal Slim Jims because his food stamp card is empty, and can't afford a haircut, afford to fly around the country? I can't wait to see the pictures Marty posts in his attempt to discredit the truth that he wasn't at either place. I promise you this-  the photobomb king won't be in any of the pictures. It's hard to photobomb people in other states while laying on your horseblanket on the floor at Jr's house. But we all know he'll give it his SAM best try. Good luck with that scam, Marty.

And Happy Mongoose Day! Expect the same crap tomorrow, CoMmies...