Monday, May 22, 2017

Marty Prehn: "Master Baiter" Extraordinaire!





Oh, he's good. A Master, in fact:


Nice to see that he hasn't lost his "touch"...


Justice is a fickle bitch.

Having made zero traction with four years of threats of RICO lawsuits, immediate arrests and lengthy prison terms, the Special Agent has taken matters "into his own hands", as it were, and the hunter has now become the hunted.

That's right, Flem Ling, you are now officially being hunted, stalked, harassed or whatever the hell Marty does in his abundant spare time.

As is par, this moron can't even use the jargon correctly:


I can assure you, Marty, no one on earth is interested in any romantic relationship with you - even deceptively - online or in the real world.

While we all celebrated the greatest birthday in the world since the first Christmas, Marty went into stupidity overload, sitting in the Boarding House of the Stars alone and miserable like every other Saturday night. He decided he needed to lash out at Sean Fleming in an attempt to equalize his pain. The bitter realization that there is still nobody in this world that gives a rat's ass about his birthday, or any other day in his life for that matter, must have pushed the Special Ed Agent over the cliff. You're a pathetic, immature loser, Marty.

Most of the posts Marty made during his great day of birth were his same old cyberstalker empty threats aimed at Flem Ling. There is no point in reposting them here because we've seen them all before. For some reason, Marty seemed to think posting the transcript from his big PPO hearing bothered Flem because he kept doing it over and over. It was fun watching him tag Pete Lucido and all of the lawyers on his friends list. That should really scare the crap out of Fleming.

News Flash, Marty: Those lawyers couldn't care less about your pissing match with Sean. At least not until you pony up what they call a retainer. And no, Special Agent, I don't mean one of those things kids get after they get their braces removed. Pay up or shut up, you idiot. Besides, who in their right mind would even consider representing you?

The most exciting part of Marty's day of posting was the debut of his latest superhero persona - CATFISH HUNTER now joins the ranks of Marty the Mongoose, Elder Avenger and Elder DAWG! In reality, he's really only known as that fat, retarded guy who wanders up and down Gratiot bothering people.

Judge "Corsica" will be interested in hearing about Marty's new, aggressive identity and mission in life.

Marty Wow!





Sunday, May 7, 2017

Hijack Alert - Saint Clair Shores Memorial Day Parade!



Code Red!

"Everyone is welcome" is Mongoosespeak for "Personal invitation".

Restraining order or not, Marty is going to march in that damn parade if it kills him.  Free candy and a new shirt seals the deal.

"Bite me, Rubello!"