Sunday, May 7, 2017

Hijack Alert - Saint Clair Shores Memorial Day Parade!



Code Red!

"Everyone is welcome" is Mongoosespeak for "Personal invitation".

Restraining order or not, Marty is going to march in that damn parade if it kills him.  Free candy and a new shirt seals the deal.

"Bite me, Rubello!"


69 comments:

  1. The joke's on you, Tuttle. It's actually a surprise birthday party for Marty.

    For security reasons, cyberstalkers will not be permitted on Jefferson.

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    1. Everyone is encouraged to dress as their favorite superhero.

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  2. "Reserve your historic parade viewing spot on Jefferson by sending $10 (or $20 for two) to:

    Marty Prehn
    PO Box 80732
    Saint Clair Shores, MI

    Walmart money orders only, please."

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    1. "Leadership curb seating for ten; $200."

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  3. If Lucido doesn't have an XXXXL shirt, Marty can always wear his Anti-Muslim Crusades shirt. Might actually get him media attention.

    "Kill the infidel!"

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    1. I am sure that his fellow republican friends would be proud

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  4. Forget passing out candy to the youngsters. Give them Jello shots!

    Alcohol breath tests for those under 21 would require a warrant, new bill proposes

    Party on, children! Courtesy of Pete Lucido!

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  5. Do the Boy Scouts have a merit badge for "Excellence in Making Potato Wine in a Toilet Tank"?

    If not, they should. Handle it, Pete.

    #WLYJr!

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    1. Maybe Jr. Is writing home his best hooch recipe. Maybe Marty could get Mark Hackell to get him into the Jail like that tv show 60 days in.

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  6. Marty;

    I'd be careful in Googling the Bradley family for any news article you can latch onto.

    Search engines work both ways and you're in the top ten using the keywords "idiot, loser, retard, scam and Flem".

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  7. How ironic is it that his only local next of kin is Tay Tay, and they've never even met?

    Everyone hates Marty.

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  8. A classic from the archives:

    Time for a Team Chism Reunion!

    Just about everyone he mentions or name-drops has figured him out.

    He has nothing and no one.

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    1. He has such a small and mostly make-believe world and even still, everyone in it hates him.

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    2. The funniest part is his life is as good as it gets and it's all downhill from here, burning in Hell for all of eternity and such...

      Seriously, who's going to give a shit when he finally vapor locks?

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    3. The owner of the Boarding House to the Stars will. She has to haul both his body and his piss-soaked belongings to the curb on garbage day. At least he doesn't have all that "intellectual property" anymore.

      It'll probably need a roll top dumpster in the driveway - and that's just for his fat carcass and the porn magazines.

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    4. There's a "Mongoose Challenge"©.

      Marty; Comment on this blog with the name of one person on this planet of 7.5 billion who will shed a tear when you croak and the blog will be taken down.

      No cheating. Go!

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    5. https://youtu.be/HpgDVlKdlwI

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  9. Eureka!

    Talk about your "target rich environment"...

    [IMG]http://i64.tinypic.com/1626sr7.jpg[/IMG]

    And, of course, FREE FOOD!

    Trust us, Pete. No one is ever glad that they met Marty Prehn.

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    1. Marty has a business relationship with the owner of that banquet hall and he probably doesn't even know it.

      Give my best to Jimmy Lahood-Sarkis, Marty. He still has your picture at the front desk at Barrister Gardens.

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  10. Boy Scout counselor Marty Prehn. What would th merit badge be? Boy Scouts are hometown Heros now. I guess the veterans at the VFW are just chopped liver now.

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    1. I liked the part where Pete is such a stand-up guy because normal people are home with their families on a Sunday.

      Marty being there sorta puts his life in perspective, having neither family or a home...

      Pete probably chalked the event up as feeding the homeless and mentally ill population from the county.

      You're pathetic, Marty.

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  11. The media, business leaders, politicians and the general constituency of Macomb County all follow Marty Prehn on Facebook to see what Representative Peter Lucido is doing for Michigan.

    "Thanks, Mongoose!"

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    1. "Eva Marie Godoy November 22, 2013 at 2:23 PM
      yes, this is true, the posts began earlier the following week... and it did not make any sense as to why a criminal investigator what speaking via text to my phone.. why not call me, and why was the investigator using Marty's phone? I did request he have his son call me or a friend of his but with no response... the investigator knew more than he should have; and how could he get any information out of Marty if he was in an induced coma? Yes, it was said that I had been listed as next of kin and more accurately I was told listed as his "wife". I have never met Marty in person. By way of FB and speaking to me over the phone we have had contact only in this manner. I kept looking on his FB page to see conversations that may be taking place to find out if Marty was okay... I was worried because of other conversations we had including his Security Detail with President Reagan...and he often mentions knowing and contacting FBI Agents. I finally on a posted made a comment that he must be fine as he was expressing in great detail information with other people on his site. I posted this post on November 19, 2013 and on November 20, 2013 I received another text at 9:09pm expressing I had interferred with the investigation. In his 2nd text it states...'LADY STAY OFF OF MR PREHNS FB PAGE. WE GO ON TO TRACK THE IP ADDRESSES AND YOUR COMMENTS ARE SHOWING UP ON A HATE WEB PAGE IN TEXAS. WE CANT SHARE ANY MORE INFO' I had not posted anything on this web site and this time, had only read information from the site that was posted on Marty's FB timeline. So this comment of his was also a lie. The final text which was sent to me at 9:44pm on November 20, 2013 reads as follows: 'HELLO that is why we have had to delete your comments before the Joey group sees them. Just walk away and don't look back. If we come it will be to arrest you." I do take this as a threat...my last message to him was as follows: 'Whatever Marty, you have seriously lost your mind....." I sent this on11-20-13 at 9:46 pm......because I have been blocked the message he sent me via FB chat will not load...but I had told him to stop texting me and to not send me messages via FB either... I removed him from my FB friends and blocked his number off my phone."

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    2. Pete is lucky to have him on Team Lucido!

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    3. Ha! That'll end up just like him being on team Chism.

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    4. Would you let this idiot into your home and be around your Cub Scouts?

      And he's looking for pictures of a new one from Fraser.

      Jessica and Lisa pics "just don't do it" for him anymore.

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  12. [IMG]http://i64.tinypic.com/fks7jb.jpg[/IMG]

    "Proudly refusing to serve Marty Prehn for 40 years..."

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  13. [IMG]http://i68.tinypic.com/357mwj4.jpg[/IMG]

    Co-author Marty Prehn
    Dedication to Marty Prehn
    Forward by Marty Prehn
    Published by MVP Productions

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    1. Proceeds to "Ye Ol' Lambert Dairy Farm Roof Restoration Fund", a 501c3 and pending Michigan Historical site.

      Payable to Marty Prehn. Walmart money orders only.

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    2. With every Leadership Book order of 10, get a limited edition lunchbox!

      [IMG]http://i67.tinypic.com/2i28rr9.jpg[/IMG]

      Uncle GRIZZ would love this.

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    3. [IMG]http://i64.tinypic.com/2nanod0.jpg[/IMG]

      "Chapter One - Brokeback Mongoose
      I remember our first night together and how the rain lovingly danced on our tent, set up under the Eagle Statue that Dan had personally signed with his big, strong hands. Oh, how we laughed and cried that night as he gently taught me how to love..."


      This and more! Get your copy today!

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    4. [IMG]http://i63.tinypic.com/29qfkhg.jpg[/IMG]

      "Chapter Two - Growl Like a Bear!
      Never in my larger than life existence did I expect Dan to take me by the hand as we both spied the inviting swimming pool at the condo development next door to Lambert farm. There were no national media following us, so I forgot about Linda and lost myself in his warm embrace. God love ya and hello..."


      Sure to be a New York Times bestseller!

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    5. [IMG]http://i64.tinypic.com/fjj9ko.jpg[/IMG]

      "Chapter Three - It's Coming, Boy!
      Oh, sure I was excited, but little does my good friend, Ruth Johnson, realize that this beautiful plaque is somewhat inaccurate, as it wasn't urine that adorned my Salvation Army issued jeans, but something much more special..."


      For an extra $10, get the deluxe edition, complete with Pop-Up pictures and "Scratch-N-Sniff"!

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  14. They'll never let him in, and they accept transgenders now.

    Trustworthy - Nope.
    Loyal - Strike.
    Helpful - Lazy.
    Friendly - Only on Facebook.
    Courteous - Only when scamming.
    Kind - Kinda not.
    Obedient - Like a DAWG.
    Cheerful - Full of hatred.
    Thrifty - Broke and always begging.
    Brave - Puss.
    Clean - You've got to be kidding.
    Reverent - Doesn't know the meaning.

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    1. Pete's a grown man and he can make up his own mind, but Marty's constant fellating these Cub Scouts is disgusting.

      Go back to the quiet dignity of the hobos, Marty.

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  15. Marty is still calling himself special agent lmao that guy has never worked for a law enforcement agency in any capacity. Can't wait for the SCS Parade i will be I. Two parades marching myself and then this is where I will get to watch one on Sunday.

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    1. It's an honest mistake. He truly believes that those classes he attended from K-12 was vocational training to be an agent of some sort.

      Special Education has an entirely different meaning, Marty. The short bus should have tipped you off.

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  16. Marty and Jessica have so much in common, it's scary.

    Both of them honor a late parent in their own dignified way.

    [IMG]http://i63.tinypic.com/se377b.jpg[/IMG]

    Maybe they should get together for coffee and help each other through the grieving process.

    Coffee my ass, order "The Hungry Man Special" and arm wrestle for the check.

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  17. "Hey, at least he didn't also rob her at knifepoint!"

    [IMG]http://i63.tinypic.com/2mexwms.jpg[/IMG]

    "And he did pay for the booze..."

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  18. Where's his requisite song dedication for his "adoptive Polish mother"?

    Here, Marty. This is for you, Mongoose...

    https://youtu.be/dOg2MCHT7_U

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  19. No Sunday family get-together to crash, Marty?

    "Yeah, those Cub Scouts are like Lay's Potato Chips.."

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  20. Seems like only yesterday, but it was about a year ago.

    [IMG]http://i67.tinypic.com/33nyyac.jpg[/IMG]

    "Marty Prehn
    This is the same DANNY D that will be providing the music at the June 17th METRO DETROIT HOMETOWN HERO'S AND UNITY DINNER AT BARRISTER GARDENS IN MY HOMETOWN OF ST. CLAIR SHORES. TICKETS ARE $50. DUE TO THE RESPONSE OF MY CELEBRITY AND HERO'S CHALLENGE TO THE LOCAL TV NEWS STATIONS THE CELEBRITY AND HOMETOWN HERO'S RED CARPET ARRIVALS WILL BEGIN AT 5:00 PM. DOORS OPEN AT 6pm to ticket holders and dinner served from 6:30-7:30pm with a cash bar and the Dan Haggerty Humanitarian Awards program will begin at 8pm. Candidates running for local primaries or the November election are encouraged to attend and set up their own display tables to promote their political campaigns regardless of their political office or party. This offer goes for the various 501c3 non profit organizations who will be recognized as 1 of the now 22 recipients of the Dan Haggerty Humanitarian Awards. Local law enforcement from the DETROIT METRO AREA, COUNTY SHERIFFS AND THE MICHIGAN STATE POLICE WILL BE RECOGNIZED AS WELL AS PURPLE HEART, BLUE STAR AND GOLD STAR FAMILIES. Plans are also in the works to have this event live streamed and video taped to be distributed and sold for those who were not able to get tickets or live out of state. This will be an annual event for the DETROIT METRO AREA TO RECOGNIZE HOMETOWN HERO'S AND CONTINUE TO STRIVE TO BRING PEACE, HOPE AND UNITY TO THE UNITED COMMUNITIES OF AMERICA. FOR FURTHER INFORMATION ABOUT THIS EVENT AND HOW TO SECURE YOUR TICKETS FOR YOU AND YOUR GUESTS OR SUPPORTERS PLEASE CONTACT ME BY MESSENGER ON FB, BY EMAIL AT mprehn2004@yahoo.com or by calling my cell phone and leaving a phone text message. PRIVATE calls or RESTRICTED calls will NOT be answered and as always cyber stalkers and internet bullies are not invited and will be asked to leave and their tickets NOT refunded. Tickets can be purchased individually for $60, as couples for 2/$100 or a leadership or hero's table of 10 for $500 and your table and or HOMETOWN HERO will be publically recognized as will my friends as it has already been established that I AM A NAME DROPPER. DUE TO SECURITY ISSUES NOT ALL OF THE NAMES OF THE 21 RECIPIENTS WILL BE MADE PUBLIC UNTIL THE EVENT ITSELF. THERE WILL BE A VIEWING AREA FOR NON TICKET HOLDERS AND FANS FOR THE RED CARPET ARRIVALS OF THE CELEBRITIES, HOMETOWN HERO'S AND AS MY FRIEND DENNY MCLAIN DESCRIBES THEM. THE MOVERS AND SHAKERS, SPORT and MUSIC LEGENDS from METRO DETROIT AND MOTOWN. OPPS I DID IT AGAIN. We will also be celebrating my 60th Birthday that took place on May 20th and my rebirth or 2nd birthday after heart surgery on February 24th, 2016 known as CODE BLUE-42. As well as guest and alumni invited from my Alma Mater LAKEVIEW HIGH SCHOOL aka the HUSKIES for my 42nd 1974 class reunion. All graduating years are invited. My co-host for the evening activities is St. Clair Legend and "Chick Magnet" Jamie VICTORY. Tickets 1-200 are already spoken for so there are now only 300 tickets available. My friends and neighbors from TROMBLY aka SESAME STEET, former associates from JC PENNEY'S and friend from my HOMETOWN church youth group are also being invited for a long overdue Calvary Baptist Church reunion. The mini reunions at the funeral homes is not my idea of a real reunion. So don't delay and secure your tickets today. Tickets can be purchased through a Walmart store to store money order transfer using this information: the amount of ticket or tickets to be purchased made out to me Martin E. Prehn or a seperate money order for the total amount of tickets to be purchased made out to me;

    Martin E. Prehn
    PO BOX 80732
    St. Clair Shores, MI 48080

    Your money order stub will serve as your receipt and your tickets will be at the WELCOMING TABLES unless you request them to be mailed to you. Personal or corporate checks and credit cards are not being accepted at this time. Call me if you have any futher questions.

    X Marty Prehn"

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    1. Hilarious. Having no bank account of his own, Mr C's Liquor Store would only cash Walmart money orders for Marty, and even then, they charged him a huge fee.

      Who are you going to scam today, Marty? Even the blacks aren't buying your crap.

      "Marty Prehn
      To my friend Pastor Ovella Andreas keep preaching the message of LOVE, HOPE and GRACE, sister, as it will take the death of baby Miracle to advance your VISION for PEACE not only in the streets of the City of Detroit but in the homes as well. Let baby Miracle's life and death have a purpose for God NEVER moves without a purpose or plan when molding a soldier while making a man. This is NOT a gun issue. It is a HEART and HEARING issue and right now in the City of Detroit we are seeing that in many their hearts are deceitful and desperately wicked. The sad and retalitorial death of baby Miracle and the other innocent young babies and children reminds me of the 4 young girls killed in the early 1960's at the 16th Street Baptist Church in the south near Atlanta, Georgia where a bomb went off while these innocent young girls were at Sunday School. This was the SPARK that set the nation on fire for the Civil Rights Movement and motivated Martin Luther King Jr. to say "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH" and to be used by God to say "I HAVE A DREAM". I would compare Pastor Ovella Andreas as a modern day Martin Luther King Jr. who possesses that same fire and compassion that burns within her to bring HOPE, LOVE and PEACE to not only the neighborhoods, streets and homes in the City of Dertroit but to ALL communities across America. Martin Luther King Jr. had a DREAM. Pastor Ovella Davis has a VISION and that DREAM and VISION lives on in all of us who want Peace not only for ourselves but for others who no longer have a voice. We need to be their voices for them to say ENOUGH IS ENOUGH and live that DREAM of PEACE and to STOP THE VIOLENCE. So to my dear friend and fellow community activest and advocate Pastor Ovella Andreas thank you for your vision and may we all obtain our DBA in life and that is to

      1. DREAM IT!
      2. BELIEVE IT! and
      3. ACHIEVE IT!

      I hope you like your new official title as DETROIT'S own QUEEN OF SOULS. And Aretha Franklin has it right when she sings what will STOP THE VIOLENCE and that is
      R-E-S-P-E-C-T for yourself and for your neighbors in the City of Detroit.

      National Elder Advocate and "SPECIAL AGENT"

      MARTY PREHN aka
      ELDER D.A.W.G. aka MARTY THE MONGOOSE"


      Shameless Mongoose.

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    2. Remember, he was going to have Wrigley/Mars (maker of Skittles) be a corporate sponsor after the Big Three auto manufacturers and Harley Davidson told him to get lost.

      From Cowboys to Hood Rats, Marty just never got any traction with any group he attempted to scam.

      You're going to Hell, you know Marty...

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  21. I had the most interesting conversation at Westborn Market on Woodward the other day. Unreal.

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  22. Nominate someone for Evrod Cassimy's Inspire Today

    "Thank you for your submission. However, we are not accepting nominations for Martin Prehn at this time."

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    1. You'd have better luck with Rob Wolchek's "Hall of Shame".

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  23. Wait! Where was the great national elder advocate? Why wasn't Elder Dawg included in this? Wouldn't this event require the Elder Avenger's national task force?

    Dumb ass.

    [IMG]http://i64.tinypic.com/4t8qpy.jpg[/IMG]

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    1. Back off!

      He's busy working on another no-show adjournment.

      "The following event: CRIMINAL SENTENCING scheduled for 04/13/2017 at 8:30 am has been rescheduled as follows:

      Event: CRIMINAL SENTENCING
      Date: 05/18/2017 Time: 8:30 am
      Judge: SERVITTO, MICHAEL E Location: CIRCUIT COURT BUILDING - 4TH FLOOR - COURT ROOM 3"

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    2. Organizing the candlelight vigil on the courthouse steps I guess.

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    3. Between Jr and Skye, he's got quite the caseload.

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    4. Seems to me that if the State and County go to the trouble of bringing him from Jackson to Macomb, the least they can do is let him celebrate his father's birthday party at Comerica Park.

      Maybe throw out the first pitch. "This is for you, Mongoose!"

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    5. "Your honor, I'd like to request a short recess, as the defendant's father has assured me that he's borrowed Air Force One to pick up his boy..."

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    6. "Oh, sure he's a violent, drug selling, support skipping, child molesting, uneducated thief, but when he gets out of prison I'm bringing him into the family business of scamming old ladies on Facebook..."

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  24. Wonder if the press is covering that story I heard there will be a story in the Macomb Daily about junior.

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  25. Looks like Jr's sentencing is going to have to wait until June 1st. That's going to be a busy day for Legal Dawg. The Chism hearing is also that day. Wait, never mind. They don't waste their time with his begging ass anymore.

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    1. It's not time for a Team Chism Reunion?

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  26. Keep trying, Marty. Donna Burkland will probably just call the cops.

    They're on to you and your scams. All of them.

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  27. Here we go again...

    [IMG]http://i66.tinypic.com/vqppj6.jpg[/IMG]

    Fireworks. "It's coming, boy!"

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  28. [IMG]http://i63.tinypic.com/4t3e60.jpg[/IMG]

    Go git 'em, Marty!

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  29. These guys stick together. Fraternal thing.

    [IMG]http://i64.tinypic.com/aljm9k.jpg[/IMG]

    Watch out, FlemShady. In spite of you seeking a protection order on him and actually being in the same courtroom, Marty's going to find out your real name with the help of his agent brethren!

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    1. "The fake agent strikes fear in the hearts of his fake enemies with his fake friends and his repetitive nonsensical blather."

      Sun Tzu
      Art of War

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  30. I see Marty is acting like a 12yr old girl again. He thinks he's making Fleming mad by posting the transcript over and over. He really is as stupid as you people say he is. He obviously isn't smart enough to figure out how bad he makes himself look.

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  31. The birthday tradition of being completely ignored by Stephanie, Paitlyn and his siblings is well under way. Laquietta has never told Tay Tay that he has a grandfather and only refers to Marty as "some fat, dumb cracker".


    Jr didn't even pass a birthday kite.

    It's just like so many birthday parties from his childhood when no one showed up and Marty sat alone in the basement, dressed like a superhero and eating his tear-soaked cake with a big wooden spoon.

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  32. It's the only attention he'll get for his 61 years of a worthless life.

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  33. He's in love with my nose and lips again. I bet he's rewatching all of my videos and making me more money.

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  34. Another birthday has come and gone for this pathetic retard.

    At least Flo didn't get suckered into sending him money and a sweater again.

    See? This blog is a public service. Young and old, many people have been helped over the years.

    We're truly "Guardian Angels", us CoMmies are...

    (PS: Go to Hell, Marty. Take that piece of shit son of yours with you.)

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  35. [IMG]http://i65.tinypic.com/2jep5ya.jpg[/IMG]

    "Oh, Mr Prehn. That's not my daughter, but my wife! How are you, stranger? You seem like a person I'd like to get to know better, even if only on Facebook. Let's be friends."

    Then Marty wakes up. It was just a dream after combing through two year old pictures of people he doesn't even know.

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