The Secret Double Life of Agent Prehn

Welcome back loyal readers, and a special shout out to the new readers that responded to our handouts at Camp Patriot!

While watching TV a few days ago, I saw a commercial that made me think of Marty Prehn. I know I shouldn't bring my work home with me, but it happened. In the commercial there is a famous person featured comparing himself to another version of himself. This is so true to life for the Moronic Mongoose. There are actually two versions of Marty: Facebook Marty and real life Marty. Today, I'll juxtapose the differences between the two.

In Marty's fantasy life on Facebook, he is a superhero. Marty has given himself a couple of superhero names that he uses like he came straight out of a comic book. The Elder Avenger or Elder D.A.W.G. are the two most used. Marty once claimed an auto company was going to supply him with a tricked out car, similar to the Batmobile, to drive around the country performing his "good works". There was even a time recently where Marty posted a picture of the Batmobile and added the comment "Elder Avenger?" to it. His superhero personas are constantly coming to the rescue or promising to right some injustice.

Unfortunately for Marty, his real life is nothing like that of a superhero. He drives a POS SUV that's constantly in danger of breaking down every time it's used. The Mongoose is so broke, he can't afford a superhero costume either. You won't be seeing the Elder Avenger running around Detroit wearing a cape and tights. That is unless he ties his one stained sheet around his neck and stole some of Linda's XXXL pantyhose. Then he'd still have to steal spare change just to put gas in the Mongoosemobile. Regardless, it'll still be same old Marty waddling around in his thrift store jeans and shirt that is way too small. On a good day, you might catch him in that same ratty sports coat and sweat soaked shirt. And, of course, his Walmart "Special Agent" hat. I won't even mention how hard it is to be a superhero when the location of your secret lair changes according to who will let you flop on their couch or living room floor.

The left is Marty's Facebook bedroom, actual is on the right...

Facebook Marty is also a mover/shaker in the entertainment industry. He's friends with any Hollywood star that is in the news. He's worked as a voice coach for Sly Stallone in the Rocky movies. Marty is also a screen writer, having written a movie script for the Lifetime or Hallmark channels - I was never sure which because it changed by the day. He was also to star in his movie. There was another script supposedly floating around where Marty was a prize fighter. All of this makes Marty a sought out guest on daytime talk shows. He's announced several times he'll soon be appearing with whoever he's currently lying to on Ellen, Dr Phil and so on. Same story with the late night shows, including Leno, Letterman and Fallon. Marty's original production company, MTM Productions, was even producing a TV show similar to America's Most Wanted and Marty proclaimed "Hollywood here I come".

Of course, real life is much different for the complete idiot. We've all seen his pathetic Facebook messages begging Ellen and Dr Phil to have him on their shows. The moron showed up at fundraisers where celebrities were appearing, carrying his own version of an Oscar (dumpster-bound souvenir statue) trying to get in a picture with them. Marty posted a picture several months ago of him with his "close personal friend" Dan (Grizzly Adams) Haggerty. With the announcement a few days ago that Griz has cancer, Marty posted a couple of other pictures he took that day. They were taken while he was standing in an autograph line. Why would Marty need to stand in line for an autograph from a close friend? Why not get the autograph the next time you're "hanging out" with him. Of course, he recalled personal, intimate stories the two had shared and spoke of him in the past sense, as if he's already dead. Idiot. If and when Haggerty passes, Marty will likely learn from reading this blog 25 times a day.

Another part of Marty's Facebook life he's really proud of is his political power. He's friends with more elected officials than I have the bandwidth to list here. The Mongoose is constantly instructing the Michigan legislature to pass laws, have senators intervene on other's behalf, heading up national tasks forces, going to Washington D.C. to twist arms. Lunch with Sarah Palin, the Governor coming to Saint Clair Shores to meet with him. Pete Lucido setting up an office in Marty's inherited lake cottage. The political clout this man has is incredible. A real powerhouse, that delivery boy is.

Of course, reality is again a slap in the face to Marty. His continued crying for laws to protect the lying idiot from "cyber stalkers" go unanswered. His non stop emails to the Michigan AG go straight into the spam folder. He's never gotten close enough to Sarah Palin to get her picture. He was recently slapped down by the mayor of Eastpoint over his cruise hijack attempts. He's even been banned from speaking at the SCS city council meetings. You'd think the mayors and councils of these local cities would fear offending someone with the ability to get them voted out of office the next election. Well, they do, but that just isn't Marty. He's considered the village idiot in both of those cities, plus several others I'm sure. How's the love coming from Berkley these days, Marty?

No article about the incredible Facebook life Marty leads would be complete without covering Marty's many associations with government and law enforcement agencies. Marty works for the FBI, CIA, Secret Service, DOJ, Michigan State Police, and various sheriff's departments, just to name a few. His

original self-given nickname, Mongoose, was his code name while guarding the life of candidate Reagan and continued when working deep undercover for the CIA many years ago. He's a Secret Agent, Undercover Agent, informant, Special Agent and so on and so on. It was only a few months ago that Marty was riding in the protection detail for the President's visit to Michigan. Marty is even ranked high enough in the Michigan State Police that he personally arraigned for his friend Carla to have a police escort from the airport to the Oakland County courthouse so she could file an affidavit and make it back in time for her connecting flight. That can't be a small undertaking. The Mongoose was the agent in charge of the hidden camera bedroom surveillance of a woman in Texas that he claimed he was going to personally slap the cuffs on. You have to be a really high ranking member of the FBI to have multi-state agent in charge status, I would think. Marty is continuously having people investigated by all of the agencies listed above. As he's bragged, he has put many people behind bars himself!

Back to reality you poor, hapless imbecile. The only agency you've ever been in genuine communication with hands out the food stamps. Law enforcement and government agencies go to great lengths to keep their agents and informants secret. Those informants and agents don't brag about it on Facebook, you moron. You've never worked for any agency or sheriff. You've never instigated an investigation or worked undercover. You're a part-time auto parts delivery boy. You claim to be a law enforcement agent, yet you pissed yourself and ran away when "scarecrow" Dave Wilson threatened to kick your ass. Facebook badass, real life coward. None of the charges you've claimed your enemies were being arrested for have ever come true. No agency has ever investigated anything you claimed they were. Nothing more than empty threats and complete lies. Story of your real life, dumb ass.

Marty's Facebook life is so incredible, I just can't cover it all in one article. I haven't even mentioned all of Marty's advocacy claims or his great influence on the local and national media. Nor can I cover his day spent planning the reunification of Germany with the the Gipper or his recently revealed marching with MLK the day before his assassination. If only Marty had stayed a little longer, Dr King might still be alive today. There is only so much time in the day to cover Marty's lies and as usual, he has greatly exceeded my daily limit.

A man with such an incredible life should be getting hailed and celebrated. He should be living comfortably in retirement while writing his memoirs, not delivering auto parts and squatting in a dump where the house next door had to be burned down because of the infestation problems. His government retirement benefits should include medical coverage to pay for his pacemaker or heart transplant - whichever the latest GoFundMe scam page claims. How sad is it that this incredible American has to depend on the charity/pity of an over ninety year old senile lady to be able to feed himself Big Macs and pay his cell phone bill? 

Wake up, America. Support your local idiot!

Marty Prehn is Full of Shit

My name is John Tuttle - parts unknown because of the nature of my job - and it's good to be back again; Candice, Pete...

... back to continuing our coverage of the Moronic Mongoose Marty Prehn, that is. 

By now, everyone who reads here knows that when it comes to Marty, nothing ever changes, likely starting with his underwear. It's always the same thing over and over. The same worthless threats, claims of greatness, attention seeking scams and calls for fundraisers. Just once I'd like to see that idiot follow through on a threat or come up with a new scam. To be honest, I'm becoming quite bored with the same old crap/new day from this idiot.

Speaking of same old crap, Marty blessed us with this comment yesterday:

"Marty Prehn 

1hr

Flem Shady shooting off his mouth again and committing perjury at the same time. The Judge said that I had a case to go after Flem Shady and she would have a jury trial for aggrevated stalking which is a 5 year felony. And he committed perjury a 2nd time when he said that he was never at the apartments on 12 mile road and the apartment manager wrote a letter to the St. Clair Shores City Council stating that she had seen him on the property several times and he called the owner of the apartments and threatening them with a lawsuit if they mentioned his name and was wanting to get the property manager fired."

Blah blah blah you stupid internet blowhard. Does any of this sound familiar to anyone here? I'll do my best to ridicule this statement without going to sleep on my keyboard.

This comment by Marty was made on a Facebook share of a link to this very blog, so I can only assume that Marty is claiming "Flem Shady was shooting his mouth off" in my previous article. There was no quote from Sean Fleming in the article so I guess Marty is once again claiming Sean wrote it. Marty's repeated claims that Sean writes this blog, including his assertion that he can prove it with IP addresses, will end up being his downfall. Strike that, how can Marty have a downfall when he's already a bottom feeding moron? Nothing to fall from. I'm not going to even bother with the "committing perjury again" part. It's just too stupid to bother with.

Defendant Marty keeps ranting that the judge in his PPO hearing told him he had a case he could pursue against Fleming. You know, the felony with a five year sentence. I've read the transcripts from that hearing and either Marty was very confused about what the judge said that day or he's just doing his usual telling lies on Facebook. The judge warned BOTH parties that day to stop harassing each other. BOTH parties were told if they didn't stop then the other could pursue criminal charges. From what I've seen since, Marty is the only one who hasn't stopped posting about Sean. Wouldn't that mean Sean actually has a better case for a "5 year sentence" against Marty? Once again, the brilliant Prehn legal mind is on display. Did he get his J.D. before or after his pilot's license?

The other part of this comment is just more Marty stupidity we've seen before. Who can forget Marty reading his "letter from the apartment manager" to the city council. You remember, the one that kept changing from first to third person? It was really quite funny at the time because it was obvious the letter had been written by Marty. That's exactly why the letter was read to the city council, but not submitted as evidence against Fleming at the hearing. Marty was never able to accept that the person he was claiming was Sean was actually a process server Marty was dodging. They even went so far as to say the person was driving an SUV and identified himself as a constable. Doesn't matter that Fleming doesn't own an SUV and the court summons for the PPO hearing was being served by the constable's office. Once again, I'll skip the perjury nonsense because, based on the transcript, Marty perjured himself over and over.

As I begin to yawn more frequently, I'll close this article by once again talking straight to Marty:

Marty, you're never going to figure out just how stupid you make yourself look with your constant empty threats. Never once have you followed through on a single one. NEVER! Some of your favorite all caps sayings are "NOW IS THE TIME, THE TIME IS NOW" or "GET READY, IT'S COMING". Well, we've all been waiting for a long time and still you've never done a damn thing. It's the story of your pathetic life. What exactly is "it"? When is it coming? When is the time? When will you stop pretending to be a bad ass on Facebook and actually do something in real life? You make all these threats, claim you have evidence, yet never do anything. What are you waiting for, big bad Facebook Marty? Why haven't you made a single one of your threats happen? You're nothing more than a little girl in a old, fat, broken down body with way below average intelligence. Put up or shut up, you Facebook sissy. You're a clueless, powerless, lying idiotic blowhard! Prove me wrong, ELDER D.A.W.G. Unfortunately, we all know, including you, it's never going to happen, right?

Have a great weekend, Marty. Everyone here is looking forward to laughing at your next big threat. I now understand why your pea-brain thought the above Shit Demon picture was the Cowardly Lion...

Marty and his Silly Fantasies

One of the lessons we've learned here at CoM is this: Marty spews some of his best stupidity on the weekends. Actually, Friday Saturday and Sunday have been the best times to witness Marty at his idiocy peak. It's as if the Mongoose considers lying and attacking people ideal activities for an enjoyable weekend, not to mention, it's the only activity Marty can afford. What a great life ELDER D.A.W.G. has! 

I'm glad to inform everyone that this Saturday, all indications are that Marty will once again supply us with some weekend laughs. I noticed this Saturday morning post earlier: 

"Marty Prehn 1 hr edited This company, PRIMO FRAME AND COLLISION of Eastpointe, Michigan needs to be investigated for tax evasion and operating with out being a registered business with the State of Michigan and insurance claims fraud and fabricated towing bills. Why is the City of Eastpointe taking their police cars there to get repaired? The city manager Steve Duschene needs to check this out as well as Ruth Johnson from the Michigan Secretary of State and the Michigan Department of Treasury for tax evasion and fraud and for paying people under the table and using a computer to commit crimes and title jumping. This business is not located in Warren but is in Eastpointe and needs to be shut down and investigated. No local and state taxes or employment or employee taxes paid for several years now. WHY?" 

On the surface this appears to be an average, run of the mill empty threat from the Mongoose. Marty is continuously calling for investigations into anyone who has figured out that he's a total loser, but this threat is actually another great example of just how full of shit Marty really is. This next comment was posted, along with pictures of Primo's business permits, in an article on this blog June 24th 2014: 

"Marty Prehn 1 hr · Don't forget to attend the 7:30 Berkley Planning Commission Meeting and let your voices be heard. Next up will be the raid on Primo Frame and Collision for failure to pay state and federal taxes and employee payroll taxes. This will be conducted by the Michigan Treasury Department and the Michigan State Police. Cars will be seized including a silver Mercedes and the business padlocked and closed for business for failing to register as a business in the State of Michigan." 

In the top comment that was made Saturday, Marty states this business NEEDS to be investigated. Yet, over a year ago Marty was describing a pending law enforcement raid on this same business. Wouldn't an investigation have to have been completed before the great raid Marty is so happily bragging is imminent? Why is an investigation needed again? Why wasn't Primo's "padlocked and closed for business"? I'm sure the answers to those questions are easy to figure out. No branch or agency of any government, foreign or domestic, takes anything from this "mental patient in waiting" serious.

"How stupid can one man be?" is the real head scratcher. Marty was obviously lying in the earlier comment because no raid ever took place. The legal business permits were posted on this blog. Yet a year later, Marty is calling for an investigation into the exact same allegations. Marty, you've really got to create a system that will help you keep track of your lies so you'll quit exposing yourself because you can't remember your previous Mongoose droppings. It's easy. All of our employees use our massive database of your bullshit. 

I'll close this article by pointing out another Marty lie that was supposed to be happening today. Who, other than Marty, could forget this comment: 

"Marty Prehn August 15. 2015 is Detroit Tigers retirement day up at Houghton Lake for number 17 Cy Young Award Winner and 2 time MVP Denny McLain and number 11 and 11 time gold glove award winning catcher Bill Freehan and 1968 MLB World Series Champions." 

I would think Marty would be hyping this event on his Facebook page, or even be busy with last minute setup and preparation for this great party. Instead, the idiot has been posting silly Facebook memes nonstop all day. Did you forget about this lie too, Marty? If the party was rescheduled, as I'm sure you'll claim after reading this - probably because of Denny's foot, shouldn't MVP Productions have announced this? How many poor Tiger's fans will show up at the lake looking for the party? I'll answer that one for you Marty, NONE. That's because everyone knows you are a complete fraud and liar, and, like everything else, a complete failure.

Silly Mongoose. Silly, stupid, fat Mongoose.

Miscellaneous Mongoose Musings - and a Close Encounter of the Idiot Kind

Welcome back loyal readers. Thanks for once again tuning in for the latest update on the biggest idiot I've ever witnessed. Marty, as usual, has come through with more stupidity for our entertainment. Actually, it seems that's the only thing the Mongoose is capable of delivering - except, of course, brake pads, wiper blades, etc. With an unending stream of idiocy for us to laugh at on a regular basis, today I'll cover some random stupidity supplied by Elder Hawg.

I'll start by first covering Marty's latest attempt to somehow get his unbelievably large head - complete with more Chins than a Chineese phonebook - on television. As we've learned by watching Marty, nothing is off limits when it comes to his desperation to appear on TV. Any cause will be exploited, any lie will be told and any sucker dumb enough to let themselves be associated with Marty will be used. Once again, it's Denny McLain who Marty thinks will be his ticket to a TV appearance. The following link is to a press release issued by Denny's lawyer:

http://www.scribd.com/mobile/doc/273641511/McLain-Press-Release-08-15-15

According to this release, Denny has not only been unable to walk, but couldn't appear in court because he was incapacitated mentally from the medication he's forced to take to deal with the intense pain. We at the Chronicles wish him a speedy recovery. However, these little details couldn't possibly prevent Marty from trying to catch a ride to a TV appearance on Denny's coat tails. We saw this comment from the Mongoose this past weekend:

"Marty Prehn

Malik please have Steve Hood give me a call so we can set up a tv time with Denny McLain."

There you have it CoMmies, another great example of how moronic Marty is. Denny was unable to appear in court because of the various side effects resulting from his accident, yet Marty is still trying to schedule a TV appearance for Denny that would also include HIMSELF! Injuries be damned, Denny, Marty needs some camera love!

Another interesting part of that press release; it gives Denny's lawyer's name and number as the person to contact if you want to interview his client. I've looked that release over many times now, and I can't find Marty's (that's P-R-E-H-N for members of the media) name anywhere. If Minister Malik Shabazz wants Denny on his TV show, why would he need to contact Marty or include him in the interview in any way? This is just a lame attempt by Marty to use someone else as a way to get himself media coverage of any kind. Sound familiar, Erica and Wyatt?

Sticking with the theme of why people should never associate with Martin E Prehn, we'll move to our next example that proves this fact. Most readers here are very familiar with one of Marty's cronies, Helen Childers. Not only did she supply financing for the idiot Mongoose, she became his go to "sleuth". Not to mention her enjoying his infatuation with a few of her enhanced body parts. She attempted to pose as a friend to many people in order to get info Marty could then use in his attacks on them. A few days ago, we saw this little nugget from Marty:

"Marty Prehn
Bill Windsor please add the name of Helen Childers to your list of a anonymous contributors. She is from Hawaii. Maui I believe."

Based on this comment, I'm betting Hula Helen is about to experience the karma that is attached to being Marty's stooge. I can't help but wonder what happened to create the now obvious problems in their great friendship. Did Helen kill Marty's access to her credit card? Did she finally stop sending Marty sexy photos that highlighted her "assets"? Did sexting with Marty get boring? Things that make you say "hmmm?"

Moving on, I'll touch on one more ongoing problem with the Mongoose. Marty has become so delusional with his fantasy life on Facebook, it destroys him when real life suddenly hits him in the face. It seems that when any negative spillover from his Facebook life appears, it shakes and stirs Marty to the core. Here is another Mongoose dropping we read over the past weekend:

"Marty Prehn

Time to file a complaint against one of PRIMO'S goons. Today between 4:40 pm and 4:45 pm while I was at work a scarecrow by the name of Dave Wilson trespasses onto private property in Eastpointe while on his piece of crap motorcycle and confronted me and started to make verbal threats against me to leave Guy Moceri alone or this alcoholic scarecrow was going to beat me the FUCK up. As usual this painter and bump guy who can't hold down a job was either drunk or higher than a kite. He may weigh at the most 130 lbs and wears dentures and has a police record. He is operating an illegal business out of his garage and has a really big mouth for a scarecrow. The owner of the property was informed of the confrontation and,was tokd by me that I would be filing a police report and complaint against this idiot. If he is not already on probation he will be. I ignored his verbal threats against me and went inside. He won't be as lucky the next time. Mr. ALCOHOLIC TOUGH GUY. Remember his name it it Dave "the drunk" Wilson and he lives on Eleanor street in Warren. He can't hold his mouth and sure as he'll can't hold a job. A b oozer and a loser."

I have to admit, this is my favorite part of this article. Marty just doesn't seem to realize that the people he regularly attacks on Facebook are real life people with actual friends. Not Marty's "good friends" he's never actually met. This is the part of his delusional life he just doesn't understand. A real friend will defend their friends, a concept that's foreign to Marty because he has no real friends. Real life is so confusing for the Mongoose. Abnormal psychology at its zenith!

Marty reacts to this attack with his standard tactics. First he has to use his childlike mental capacity to attack the person's appearance. He refers to Mr Wilson as a scarecrow. Sorry Marty, any normal size person will appear skinny next to your bloated, oversized tub of lard body. Marty also claims he "ignored his verbal threats and went inside". I take that to mean Marty wet himself while waddling away trying to avoid getting his estimated 400 lb ass kicked by a scarecrow. If you were just "ignoring" him, Marty, why run inside - only to insult him on Facebook, tough guy? Say it to his face, you puss! 

Marty also can't make it through any Facebook threat without claiming he's filing something with the police. Can't you just hear Marty out of breath, calling the police. "Yes officer, a man one quarter my size made me pee myself in the parking lot. Arrest him before he comes back, I'm out of underwear and Linda won't buy me more!"

I'll close the article with a few question for Marty:

Are you going to drag Denny to the cottage August 15th for your big Detroit Tiger's retirement party? If you can get him to a TV studio to get you on the air, why not to the cottage with members of two World Series teams for an event MVP Productions sold tickets for? 

Did you manage to save all the pictures of Helen's breasts that you saved on your flip phone for those private bathroom moments? I sure hope so because, after Windsor sues her, I doubt she'll send any more. 

And my most important question for you Marty: Which of your Facebook friends is going to help defend you when someone shows up to kick your ass for attacking someone they care about or they are loyal to? I think you'd better renew that Depends© endorsement  deal you once claimed you had. You're going to need the free samples!

See you soon Marty, maybe I'll come with Dave!

Marty Prehn's Life Doesn't Really Matter...

Thanks for tuning in for our latest Marty the Moron update. And before you twist that caption into a death threat, Marty, it's a commentary on your entire pathetic existence. 

Throughout our coverage of the Moronic Mongoose, one thing has always stood out. Marty is willing to support any cause or person he thinks might bring him some attention. We are now in the middle of Marty's latest transformation. Forget elder abuse, suicide, bullying, or kissing Denny McLain's injured foot. After having both the suburbs and the entire Caucasian population tell him to go to hell, Marty is undergoing his greatest fake advocacy yet; He's now become a black activist.

If it worked for Rachel Dolezal, a skinny white chick in Spokane, think of what it could do for a fat white dude in Detroit!

After years of being rejected by any member of his own race, except for elderly polish women suffering dementia, Marty has decided a change was needed. I can only speculate as to why Marty has decided to become African American instead of maybe Asian or American Eskimo. I have to believe it's because of a couple of different factors. Black protestors have been in the news recently with catchy slogans printed on signs marching in protest. Marty, being the desperate media hound he is, couldn't help but notice who was on the nightly news. When you add that to him getting a pat on the head from a black Muslim activist, with his own TV SHOW, plus Marty's ban from appearing on the public TV broadcast of city council meetings, you can see why Marty chose to change his race and join the Black Panthers. It's all about the TV camera, brutha!

A quick glance at Marty's latest Facebook posts can see his latest pathetic attempts to insert himself into a cause that might get him in front of a camera. Things like calling for the release of a jailed black activist, posting links to a black owned business that paid for a billboard message to the black community. News articles about events at historic black churches in the Detroit area. These are just a few of the latest examples of just how fake the Mongoose really is. Marty is too damn stupid to see how his ever changing new advocate roles conflict with his previous ones. 

As is my nature, I can't help but think of the many questions Marty's latest change brings up.

Now that Marty is throwing his powerful support behind a Muslim activist, which side of the street will he appear on if Terry Jones returns to burn some Korans in Michigan? I'll give you a hint, whatever side gives him the best odds of getting in the news camera's view. 

How will Marty's BFF Carla feel about his support of African American causes? Who, besides Marty, can forget her comments about blacks being monkeys, swinging from trees, or her telling Flo to "suck Obama's black monkey phallus'? I think this could be a deal breaker, Marty. Your new Facebook "friends" may not pay attention to your page, but this blog is getting more hits from within the city of Detroit than ever!

Did Marty leave Linda's apartment and move in with Jr in the ghetto because Linda was "too white" and he needed to be closer to his new "people"? Nobody can deny Jr is a hood rat. Seems about right, as Jr's previous roommate sits in the Macomb County Jail on armed robbery charges - with a five month old baby, no less!  Now there's a celebrity for you, Marty. She's famous worldwide for her touching "What Would Jesus Do?" tattoo, complete with an artist's rendition of "The Human Centipede" across her chest.  Stay classy, Ronnie Moore. We're rooting for you, girlfriend!

Will Marty's hero worship of Denny be transferred to Al Sharpton? They are both guilty of financial crimes, so the transition would be easy. 

Who will be in probate court to team up with greedy kids trying to get their elderly parents estates before they are "wasted" on caring for the elderly person's needs late in life if the Elder Dawg is busy protesting against Whirlpool on behalf of a black activist?

Will Marty get new business cards to pass out in the black community? What will his snappy new title be? I'd go with "Cracker for the Cause!"

I could go on and on but, I want Marty to be able to read this without having to rest before he's done. I'll close with this thought: Marty will read this article and then pronounce we are racist. That is far from the truth. In fact, many key contributors here are black. We here at CoM are not prejudiced against any race - only fat idiots who will become anything in order to get media attention and scam money. This one isn't going to work either, Marty. You're still a transparent idiot!