Groundhog Day for the Mongoose

Thanks to all of our loyal readers for tuning in once again. I'd also like to welcome all of our new readers from Glen Campbell's extended family. I'm glad you managed to sniff out the complete crap Marty Prehn was trying to give you. I hope everyone enjoys this latest update on the fake advocate, unwanted guardian angel, and all around idiot, Martin E Prehn.

In spite of yesterday being Groundhog Day, it was not dissimilar to any other day that Marty blathers about.  Now that the Mongoose has finally given up on getting himself included in dead Dan Haggerty's close friends circle, it appears Marty is going to try to salvage all of the Facebook time and energy he put into scamming the Campbell family. Even though he was outed as the bullshitting attention monger he really is, Elder Dawg just can't make himself go away. Marty spent countless hours dedicating songs and acting like a long lost family friend. No way he can let all of that hard work pass by without somehow getting some notoriety out of those ungrateful people who refuse to acknowledge his imaginary greatness.

Now that Phase One of Operation Rhinestone Mongoose got the usual results of a Special Agent Marty (SAM) assignment - complete failure - it's only natural for Elder Dawg to move on and start Phase Two. This phase kicked off with Marty releasing his much anticipated official Facebook statement about his target, complete with his Vistaprint Certified official title of National Elder Advocate. Here is what Marty had to say about the "Campbell situation":

This statement contains all of the standard Marty bullshit. He begins with his standard "it's time" spew about exposing the truth. Who is supposed to expose this truth? Has the Mongoose Facebook investigation uncovered more "fireworks" to set off?  Then we have Marty's standard call for investigations to be conducted by the various government agencies he's claimed to work for over the last few years, while posing undercover as an auto parts delivery boy. I'll never really understand why Marty has to call for these investigations on Facebook when he works with these agencies. Wouldn't it make more sense to just email or phone his superiors and get those investigations started? Of course, the Mongoose is operating on a much higher intelligence level than us normal folks, so I guess I shouldn't be able to understand how such things work.

The part of this statement I find the most interesting comes next. "It's time for a forensic audit..." We all know that Marty is a proven expert in this area of probate court. Who would know this audit is needed better than a man who was slapped with a contempt of court judgement for not supplying the court ordered documents in the audit of his own mother's finances. You know, the mother who Marty managed to pilfer $700,000 from before his siblings were able to regain control of her assets.

Marty closes his statement by proclaiming it's time to "unseal the court case so the truth can be told". Why does Marty need this? Hasn't he already discovered the truth and that's why he's decided to speak out. Isn't he going to personally expose the truth himself? Or is Elder Dawg still "phishing" for claims he can make regarding this situation.

Next we see the progression of the latest Marty lie start:

After a person who obviously doesn't understand what Marty really is asks a question about the situation, the Mongoose springs into action. Without any mention of his source for his accusations or proof of any kind they are true, Marty tells a story of the abuse Glen Campbell's wife is putting him through. Where did this info come from? Has Marty interviewed the staff of the facility Mr Campbell is in? Did a witness relay this story to Marty? Anyone who knows Marty is well aware that when the Mongoose says someone is "alleged" to have done something, he made the entire thing up and it's nothing more than another one of his lies.

As usual, as soon as Marty thinks he's found someone interested in his latest scam, he immediately has to make it about himself. Next we see this in the comments:

So now Marty is going to Nashville to put his great national political clout behind legislation in the Tennessee senate? Pretty impressive for a homeless, part time delivery boy who once had to steal spare change from his roommate for gas money. I must have missed his 7-11 parking lot press conference announcing the passage of his Chism/Faulk legislation in Michigan. Or was it Chism/Campbell? I can't keep up with all the laws Marty personally pushes through various state legislatures anymore. What a powerful man the Mongoose has become.

Marty then wraps up his lies with one more comment.:

So Marty closes by saying all of his government agencies are now paying attention. As usual, he fails to point out not only how they are paying attention but also, how he knows it. Did SAM get an inner office memo? Was he named agent in charge of this case? Or is that just another Marty lie to reinforce the previous line of crap he spewed. Let's be honest, we all have seen this before and know the answer to that question. Once again, Marty is full of shit.

I'll close this latest Mongoose stupidity review with a thought of mine. In the last week Marty has claimed he is going to California for a memorial and to Tennessee for senate hearings. How does a man who has to squat in his son's drug house, walk to his part time job, steal Slim Jims because his food stamp card is empty, and can't afford a haircut, afford to fly around the country? I can't wait to see the pictures Marty posts in his attempt to discredit the truth that he wasn't at either place. I promise you this-  the photobomb king won't be in any of the pictures. It's hard to photobomb people in other states while laying on your horseblanket on the floor at Jr's house. But we all know he'll give it his SAM best try. Good luck with that scam, Marty.

And Happy Mongoose Day! Expect the same crap tomorrow, CoMmies...