Poor Marty. Poor Retarded Marty...

The time is now, now is the time for coverage of the latest stupidity from Marty Prehn. It appears that just as Marty found a dead celebrity to once again use as an example of his popularity among famous people, he was getting sniffed out on his other recent fame hijack attempt.

With the death of Dan Haggerty this past week, the Mongoose sprang to action. Marty turned his Facebook page into a 24/7 Grizzly Adams Memory Marathon! Elder Dawg shared every obituary, picture or comment about Dan from anywhere on Facebook. He even went to the trouble to screen shot pictures posted by Haggerty's real friends and repost them as if they were his. Marty made constant comments on other posts about what a wonderful man his "lifelong good friend" was. I guess it's the least Marty could do for someone he'd formed such a strong friendship with while he took pictures of him from the autograph line the one time Marty actually saw him at a public appearance, only to never hear from him again. Ahhh the lifetime of memories.

While Marty was taking full advantage of the fact that dead celebrities can't say "Marty who?", his Mongoose senses must have started to twitch. Sensing there might be a problem with the members of Glen Campbell's family that Marty had spent so much effort brown nosing in order to squeeze his fat head into their business, Marty decides he better make one of his now famous idiotic comments on a picture. Here is the screenshot:

We've seen many comments like this from Marty aimed at celebrities and their families before. Just another attempt to give the impression that he is good friends with people he's never met and doesn't know. Unfortunately for the Moronic Mongoose, this latest fame association attempt was sniffed out by a real friend of the family who Marty apparently had already been targeting with his complete bullshit stories. We then see this comment following Marty's:

"Kelli D Mims Marty Prehn, where did you come from? You act like you've known Travis and Trudy for a lifetime. You're scaring me. No seriously, what's your angle, dude? Like2More · 3 hours ago" 

Knowing both the truth about Marty and the level of his stupidity, we all realize that this should be when Marty makes a quick exit and just continues his Grizzly Adams love fest, but Marty just can't go away quietly. He responds with this:

"Marty Prehn Dude? Seriously? If Trudy wants to tell you that is up to her. Edited · LikeMore · 2 hours ago" 

Marty gives it the standard Elder Avenger dumb ass response. Fake some disgust at being questioned but be sure you dodge actually answering the question. This is when the comment exchange starts to really turn against the idiot. Marty is just too stupid to keep trying to pull this crap. Here is what came next:

"Kelli D Mims Marty Prehn Trudy Andes Campbell is one of my closest friends. So I wouldn't go there if I were you. Edited · LikeMore · 2 hours ago
Claire Paris What's up dude! LOL LikeMore · 2 hours ago
Kelli D Mims Claire Paris, he is or never was in the CIA. LikeMore · 2 hours ago" 

Claire is another friend of the family that Marty targeted during his Campbell fame hijack attempt. Marty was using her to fill him in on the family details he should have known if he truly was their friend or wanted to help them. He was just too lazy to do the research needed. Of course, Marty also peppered Claire with his dirty old man flirting and pick up lines. It seems that Claire also sniffed the Mongoose droppings. The two ladies then continue on:

"Kelli D Mims Marty Prehn it has been proven that you prey on famous people, claiming to be an Advocate for Elder Care, just to say you are their BFF'S for credibility. Well the buck stops here. You are very welcome to go befriend Kim Woolen and her side of the family, but you need to leave Travis and Trudy alone right now. Seriously. LikeMore · 2 hours ago
Claire Paris Well I can say is I'm the Duchess of France LMAO! Like1More · 2 hours ago"

As you can see, this comment thread is getting ugly for our beloved guardian angel. It appears Kelli decided to Google the secret agent and found out every word out of his mouth is a lie. You'd think Marty would learn when to shut his mouth and give up but he's just not capable of that. Marty decides to display his superior secret agent mind and respond to this blatant attack on his greatness:

"Marty Prehn I went there. LikeMore · 41 minutes ago" 

That's right, the only retort Marty can come up with is that juvenile comment. I assume he has faith that one of the Campbell family has believed some of his lies and will step in to defend him. Sorry Marty, you're dreaming if you think anyone is falling for your inane horseshit. Kelli then decides to put Marty in his place one last time. I think I'm really starting to like Kelli. I can see a future CoMmie starting to emerge:

"Marty Prehn are you a female? Dude fits perfectly when one knows ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about you! Drop out of this story and go hitch on to Charlie Sheen! He's got a lot going on in his life that will keep you busy AND you can stop flirting with my sister, which is very disrespectful to my big strong Travis Campbell! He's not a fighting man, but I will come at you like a monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew! So back off! LikeMore · 30 minutes ago"

By all counts, the Campbell family has, like hundreds before them, rejected Marty Erwin Prehn and told him to go piss up a rope.  In the spirit of the common love they share with CoMmies worldwide, we dedicate one of Glen's more cogent songs, certainly inspired by the actions of some fat, obsessed retard in Detroit...

"No one will ever know
How much I love you so
My prayers, my hopes, my SCHEMES
You are my every dream
BUT IT'S ONLY MAKE BELIEVE!"