Poor Marty. Poor Retarded Marty...

The time is now, now is the time for coverage of the latest stupidity from Marty Prehn. It appears that just as Marty found a dead celebrity to once again use as an example of his popularity among famous people, he was getting sniffed out on his other recent fame hijack attempt.

With the death of Dan Haggerty this past week, the Mongoose sprang to action. Marty turned his Facebook page into a 24/7 Grizzly Adams Memory Marathon! Elder Dawg shared every obituary, picture or comment about Dan from anywhere on Facebook. He even went to the trouble to screen shot pictures posted by Haggerty's real friends and repost them as if they were his. Marty made constant comments on other posts about what a wonderful man his "lifelong good friend" was. I guess it's the least Marty could do for someone he'd formed such a strong friendship with while he took pictures of him from the autograph line the one time Marty actually saw him at a public appearance, only to never hear from him again. Ahhh the lifetime of memories.

While Marty was taking full advantage of the fact that dead celebrities can't say "Marty who?", his Mongoose senses must have started to twitch. Sensing there might be a problem with the members of Glen Campbell's family that Marty had spent so much effort brown nosing in order to squeeze his fat head into their business, Marty decides he better make one of his now famous idiotic comments on a picture. Here is the screenshot:

We've seen many comments like this from Marty aimed at celebrities and their families before. Just another attempt to give the impression that he is good friends with people he's never met and doesn't know. Unfortunately for the Moronic Mongoose, this latest fame association attempt was sniffed out by a real friend of the family who Marty apparently had already been targeting with his complete bullshit stories. We then see this comment following Marty's:

"Kelli D Mims Marty Prehn, where did you come from? You act like you've known Travis and Trudy for a lifetime. You're scaring me. No seriously, what's your angle, dude? Like2More · 3 hours ago" 

Knowing both the truth about Marty and the level of his stupidity, we all realize that this should be when Marty makes a quick exit and just continues his Grizzly Adams love fest, but Marty just can't go away quietly. He responds with this:

"Marty Prehn Dude? Seriously? If Trudy wants to tell you that is up to her. Edited · LikeMore · 2 hours ago" 

Marty gives it the standard Elder Avenger dumb ass response. Fake some disgust at being questioned but be sure you dodge actually answering the question. This is when the comment exchange starts to really turn against the idiot. Marty is just too stupid to keep trying to pull this crap. Here is what came next:

"Kelli D Mims Marty Prehn Trudy Andes Campbell is one of my closest friends. So I wouldn't go there if I were you. Edited · LikeMore · 2 hours ago
Claire Paris What's up dude! LOL LikeMore · 2 hours ago
Kelli D Mims Claire Paris, he is or never was in the CIA. LikeMore · 2 hours ago" 

Claire is another friend of the family that Marty targeted during his Campbell fame hijack attempt. Marty was using her to fill him in on the family details he should have known if he truly was their friend or wanted to help them. He was just too lazy to do the research needed. Of course, Marty also peppered Claire with his dirty old man flirting and pick up lines. It seems that Claire also sniffed the Mongoose droppings. The two ladies then continue on:

"Kelli D Mims Marty Prehn it has been proven that you prey on famous people, claiming to be an Advocate for Elder Care, just to say you are their BFF'S for credibility. Well the buck stops here. You are very welcome to go befriend Kim Woolen and her side of the family, but you need to leave Travis and Trudy alone right now. Seriously. LikeMore · 2 hours ago
Claire Paris Well I can say is I'm the Duchess of France LMAO! Like1More · 2 hours ago"

As you can see, this comment thread is getting ugly for our beloved guardian angel. It appears Kelli decided to Google the secret agent and found out every word out of his mouth is a lie. You'd think Marty would learn when to shut his mouth and give up but he's just not capable of that. Marty decides to display his superior secret agent mind and respond to this blatant attack on his greatness:

"Marty Prehn I went there. LikeMore · 41 minutes ago" 

That's right, the only retort Marty can come up with is that juvenile comment. I assume he has faith that one of the Campbell family has believed some of his lies and will step in to defend him. Sorry Marty, you're dreaming if you think anyone is falling for your inane horseshit. Kelli then decides to put Marty in his place one last time. I think I'm really starting to like Kelli. I can see a future CoMmie starting to emerge:

"Marty Prehn are you a female? Dude fits perfectly when one knows ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about you! Drop out of this story and go hitch on to Charlie Sheen! He's got a lot going on in his life that will keep you busy AND you can stop flirting with my sister, which is very disrespectful to my big strong Travis Campbell! He's not a fighting man, but I will come at you like a monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew! So back off! LikeMore · 30 minutes ago"

By all counts, the Campbell family has, like hundreds before them, rejected Marty Erwin Prehn and told him to go piss up a rope.  In the spirit of the common love they share with CoMmies worldwide, we dedicate one of Glen's more cogent songs, certainly inspired by the actions of some fat, obsessed retard in Detroit...

"No one will ever know
How much I love you so
My prayers, my hopes, my SCHEMES
You are my every dream
BUT IT'S ONLY MAKE BELIEVE!"

Wichita Lying Man, Marty Prehn

Now that we have begun a new year, everyone here at CoM knew it was only a matter of time until Marty unveiled his newest "good works" scam target. As we've seen in the past, the Mongoose can morph himself into any kind of activist, black or white, to try to get in the middle of some newsworthy story or celebrity's private life. Marty's real superpower is his imagined ability to change into whatever he needs to be in order to become relevant to his current target and it appears that Marty has become a family squabble mediator now. He should have named himself the Chameleon instead of the Mongoose. Whether reptile or rodent, he's still dumber than dirt.

Now that Denny McLain's foot figured out that Marty is nothing more than a blowhard idiot who clings to anyone with name recognition so he can attempt to feed his desperate desire to appear important, Marty needed a new set of coattails to ride. After spending weeks searching Facebook for someone famous with a cause he could try to insert his fat greasy face into, the Elder Dawg found Glen Campbell and his family. After all, a country singer with Alzheimer's is better than a dead President and can't defend himself, either!

Using screenshots from Marty's Facebook page, we'll point out how the Special Agent assesses a situation and figures out the approach he will use in his fame hijack attempt. Here is how it starts:

After trolling Facebook for info on Glen Campbell's family so he has a few names to drop, Marty posted a picture that he admits he knows nothing about. He throws in a quip about his own greatness while proceeding to give complete strangers some of his vast knowledge on family unity. You know Marty is the poster child for putting your differences with family members aside to bring unity back!

Here are the first comments under Marty's post:

Marty begins with what has become his standard - the Facebook "like" campaign. We've seen this fail numerous times now but that's never stopped Marty before. By now, failure is an everyday thing for the Mongoose so why not keep failing. Once again, Marty is trying to farm other groups to like something he posted so it will appear he is popular and frequently viewed on Facebook. This tactic usually results in at least 3 likes on his posts. That'll show 'em how important you are Marty! I can't wait for Marty to start sharing his found memories of his "good friend" Glen Campbell. We all know it's coming. 

These comments show the Elder Dawg getting started on his attempt to barge into this family. After he recovers from the euphoria of getting a small response from a family member, Marty pretends to have detailed knowledge of a project she is working on. Then, in a moment of typical Marty stupidity, he mentions how amazing it is that Glen Campbell is different than Elvis! Apparently, Marty thinks this is so amazing that Debbie Campbell should private message him so they can discuss it further. Any excuse to request a private message to boost his ego. Dumb ass then follows that up with bringing up his imagined great accomplishment of getting the Berlin Wall torn down to prove "he can do the impossible". 

What an idiot. 

This next screenshot shows the special agents great investigative skills at work:

This is a good example of Marty trying to get others to do the research for the information he needs so all the family members can become his close, personal, long-time friends. Why else would some Detroit part-time delivery boy need all these personal details? You don't need to know where these people live Marty, it's not close enough for you to circle their homes in the Fergan's delivery vehicle. I'm sure as soon as he finds out what instruments they play, he'll have fond memories of he and Glen teaching them how to play it. 
Unfortunately for the Superhero Elder Avenger, someone other than CoMmies wonders why Marty needs all of this family's personal details. She also points out that the he could easily find the information himself if he could force himself to log off of Facebook. We all know that's never going to happen. 

As the size of this Marty stupidity review grows, I'll use one last screen shot to highlight how this idiot operates:

Here, Marty announces his great upcoming tribute to a man he's never met, spoken to or knows anything about. I do wonder if this tribute will be like the others Marty has announced. Will it be televised on all three networks? Internationally live streamed? Million dollar corporate sponsors? Car giveaways from the big three Detroit automakers? Will the Mongoose be saying a few words? Maybe announcing that a member of the Campbell family will be Grand Marshal of the Eastpointe Cruise down the newly renamed Rhinestone Cowboy Blvd? I'm sure there will also be a fundraiser involved as well because it's Marty we're talking about.

The sky is the limit, right after Glen's family gives him a phone call, of course.

Pathetic retard.