Wichita Lying Man, Marty Prehn

Now that we have begun a new year, everyone here at CoM knew it was only a matter of time until Marty unveiled his newest "good works" scam target. As we've seen in the past, the Mongoose can morph himself into any kind of activist, black or white, to try to get in the middle of some newsworthy story or celebrity's private life. Marty's real superpower is his imagined ability to change into whatever he needs to be in order to become relevant to his current target and it appears that Marty has become a family squabble mediator now. He should have named himself the Chameleon instead of the Mongoose. Whether reptile or rodent, he's still dumber than dirt.

Now that Denny McLain's foot figured out that Marty is nothing more than a blowhard idiot who clings to anyone with name recognition so he can attempt to feed his desperate desire to appear important, Marty needed a new set of coattails to ride. After spending weeks searching Facebook for someone famous with a cause he could try to insert his fat greasy face into, the Elder Dawg found Glen Campbell and his family. After all, a country singer with Alzheimer's is better than a dead President and can't defend himself, either!

Using screenshots from Marty's Facebook page, we'll point out how the Special Agent assesses a situation and figures out the approach he will use in his fame hijack attempt. Here is how it starts:

After trolling Facebook for info on Glen Campbell's family so he has a few names to drop, Marty posted a picture that he admits he knows nothing about. He throws in a quip about his own greatness while proceeding to give complete strangers some of his vast knowledge on family unity. You know Marty is the poster child for putting your differences with family members aside to bring unity back!

Here are the first comments under Marty's post:

Marty begins with what has become his standard - the Facebook "like" campaign. We've seen this fail numerous times now but that's never stopped Marty before. By now, failure is an everyday thing for the Mongoose so why not keep failing. Once again, Marty is trying to farm other groups to like something he posted so it will appear he is popular and frequently viewed on Facebook. This tactic usually results in at least 3 likes on his posts. That'll show 'em how important you are Marty! I can't wait for Marty to start sharing his found memories of his "good friend" Glen Campbell. We all know it's coming. 

These comments show the Elder Dawg getting started on his attempt to barge into this family. After he recovers from the euphoria of getting a small response from a family member, Marty pretends to have detailed knowledge of a project she is working on. Then, in a moment of typical Marty stupidity, he mentions how amazing it is that Glen Campbell is different than Elvis! Apparently, Marty thinks this is so amazing that Debbie Campbell should private message him so they can discuss it further. Any excuse to request a private message to boost his ego. Dumb ass then follows that up with bringing up his imagined great accomplishment of getting the Berlin Wall torn down to prove "he can do the impossible". 

What an idiot. 

This next screenshot shows the special agents great investigative skills at work:

This is a good example of Marty trying to get others to do the research for the information he needs so all the family members can become his close, personal, long-time friends. Why else would some Detroit part-time delivery boy need all these personal details? You don't need to know where these people live Marty, it's not close enough for you to circle their homes in the Fergan's delivery vehicle. I'm sure as soon as he finds out what instruments they play, he'll have fond memories of he and Glen teaching them how to play it. 
Unfortunately for the Superhero Elder Avenger, someone other than CoMmies wonders why Marty needs all of this family's personal details. She also points out that the he could easily find the information himself if he could force himself to log off of Facebook. We all know that's never going to happen. 

As the size of this Marty stupidity review grows, I'll use one last screen shot to highlight how this idiot operates:

Here, Marty announces his great upcoming tribute to a man he's never met, spoken to or knows anything about. I do wonder if this tribute will be like the others Marty has announced. Will it be televised on all three networks? Internationally live streamed? Million dollar corporate sponsors? Car giveaways from the big three Detroit automakers? Will the Mongoose be saying a few words? Maybe announcing that a member of the Campbell family will be Grand Marshal of the Eastpointe Cruise down the newly renamed Rhinestone Cowboy Blvd? I'm sure there will also be a fundraiser involved as well because it's Marty we're talking about.

The sky is the limit, right after Glen's family gives him a phone call, of course.

Pathetic retard.