2015: The Year of the Mongoose That Wasn't

Happy New Year to all of our beloved loyal readers. I hope everyone enjoyed their 2015 holiday season. Great food, great friends, time with your family and so on. Unless, of course, you're our biggest reader (in more ways than one), Marty Prehn. Marty, I hope you enjoyed being alone. No family, no friends, and greasy food from Del Taco pretty much sums up how your holiday was spent. Oh, and nonstop Facebook fantasy crap. I wonder why Marty didn't post a picture of the Prehn family Christmas tree with presents piled high under it and Marty the "Guardian Angel" on the top?

Traditionally, the new year is a time that people decide to make some changes in their lives. People make resolutions or decide it's time to improve themselves or break old habits. Unless you are Marty Prehn, then absolutely nothing ever changes. The new year just brings a continuation of the past five years of lies, empty threats, fake events, and just outright stupidity. Here are some examples of how the Moronic Mongoose is starting off 2016:

As you can see from this screen shot from Marty's Facebook page, the Elder DAWG just can't learn any new tricks. How many times have we seen this exact same pile of Mongoose shit? If I had a dollar for every time I've read Marty spewing that someone was going to be charged with a five year felony, I would be retired and living a life of leisure. Same old stuff, new year, Marty.

There is one noticeable difference with Marty's newest same old shit post. Apparently Marty has decided to give Sean Fleming a new name. Sean is now "aka Flem Ling" instead of Flem Shady? Who exactly knows Sean as Flem Ling other than some idiot delivery boy for Fergan's Carquest? This whole name game Marty loves to play brings another question to my mind; If Fleming was the only person warned by the judge that infamous day last April, then why is Marty scared to just post Sean's real name? Come on Marty, show us what a bad ass you are and use the man's real name, you big, smelly vagina.

Everything else in this great Mongoose New Years post is the exact same crap Marty has been posting for months. Hey Marty! Now is the time, the time is now to post that transcript you've been claiming is coming soon. For once in your miserable failure of a life you should back up some of your big talk. Do you not actually have the transcript or are you just too stupid to figure out how to post it? I'm going to go with both! You also keep saying "it's time to...." in regard to taking Fleming to court to have him charged with a felony. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, YOU BLOWHARD IDIOT? Get off your worthless fat ass and do it, Bill Windsor isn't going to do it for you, dumb shit.

I have to assume the first lesson in Mongoose tutoring is "If you don't get a reaction, change the lie slightly and post it again". Why else would the idiot keep posting this same crap with just a slight difference. Here is the next stupid comment from Marty, after lifting a graphic from this very blog with his nifty stupidphone:

So this is what Sean looked like when he found out he was going to be charged with your fantasy felony? Did everyone except you miss something Marty? I know nobody who reads here has heard about Sean getting charged with anything. Are you personally going slap the cuffs on him after handing him the warrant along with the numerous PPO's you've been waiting to serve him? Will Fleming have to bond out while he awaits for some good friend of yours to prosecute him? Will there even be a hearing or are you going to drive him straight to federal prison and escort him to your good friend the warden's office. Looks like your Facebook delusions are getting worse, you imbecile.

I'll close this article now because, honestly, I'm so bored with covering the same idiotic Marty spew it's like slow death. Same old crap over and over. It's a new year, Marty - find some new lies or threats to use. We've seen all of this stuff for way too long with the exact same result you've had your entire life; NOTHING! You are a worthless, lying, idiotic joke of a loser.

I saw you point out that it's 2016 and you're still here. Well guess what, dumb ass, so are we!