Monday, April 2, 2018

Miscellaneous Mongoose Musings



Sing with us, CoMmies;

"Around and 'round the Mongoose goes

Marty is a weasel

He stinks and spies and tells his lies

Marty is a weasel!"




April is a new month and the sky's the limit for this asshole.




38 comments:

  1. So Marty I had a great conversation with the Roscommon County staff. Lots of giggles and snorts.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Mongoose WhispererApril 2, 2018 at 7:04 PM

      "Cyberstalking by Conversion over the phone!"

      Delete
  2. Must be rough without Facebook for 30 days LMAO

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Mongoose WhispererApril 2, 2018 at 9:22 PM

      He's in a bad way.

      And considering his life in general, that's really saying something...

      Delete
  3. Mongoose WhispererApril 3, 2018 at 9:49 AM

    Senior Advocate of the Roseville UNITY House didn't make the cut.

    Public Works Commissioner Candice Miller among this year's Athena Award nominees

    Conspicuously absent Mongoose.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Mongoose WhispererApril 4, 2018 at 8:47 PM

    Read Newsmax Article: Michael Savage Celebrates 24 Years on the Air

    [IMG]http://i68.tinypic.com/i6fbyx.png[/IMG]

    "Oh did I mention that I am now homeless?: My e-mail address is mprehn2004@yahoo.com and my address is Marty Prehn PO Box 80732 St. Clair Shores, Michigan 48080. I just got out of the hospital for a 9 day stay for atrial fibulation so I am good for another 100,000 miles. Sorry that I cannot say the same thing about my 2002 Trailblazer with over 185,000 and a bad transmission. And if by chance you have an extra $10,000 laying around I do accept charitable contributions and most likely will use it to help others."

    Shameless Asshole Mongoose.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Mongoose WhispererApril 9, 2018 at 9:59 AM

    BREAKING NEWS FROM MACOMB COUNTY:

    Marty Prehn enters his third week of non-existence.

    "Marty Who?"

    ReplyDelete
  6. Mongoose WhispererApril 10, 2018 at 2:02 PM

    BREAKING NEWS FROM CAPITAL HILL:

    Marty Prehn to testify with Mark Zuckerberg as to how Facebook helps him keep in touch with his loving granddaughter in Ohio, adoptive Polish mother in Minnesota and his dear siblings in Colorado, California and Arizona.

    "Marty Who?"

    ReplyDelete
  7. Mongoose WhispererApril 10, 2018 at 2:36 PM

    BREAKING NEWS FROM CAPITAL HILL:

    Marty Prehn testifies with Mark Zuckerberg as to how Facebook helped him save the life of the Legendary Doc Chism (dead), Glen Campbell (dead), Peter Falk (dead) and Casey Kasem (dead).

    "How does he do that?"

    ReplyDelete
  8. Mongoose WhispererApril 10, 2018 at 2:50 PM

    BREAKING NEWS FROM CAPITAL HILL:

    Marty Prehn testifies with Mark Zuckerberg as to how he, as Regional Director (since kicked out), used Facebook to successfully promote the blockbuster film "Lawless America... The Movie" and encourage anarchy across the country.

    "Copyright © Friends of Bill Windsor."

    ReplyDelete
  9. Mongoose WhispererApril 10, 2018 at 2:59 PM

    BREAKING NEWS FROM CAPITAL HILL:

    Marty Prehn testifies with Mark Zuckerberg as to how Facebook helped his son solicit nude pictures of children, ultimately resulting in a alcohol-fueled rape. Bonus testimony regarding the selling of a Bridge Card online before sentencing.

    "Mongoose Tutoring 101."

    ReplyDelete
  10. Mongoose WhispererApril 10, 2018 at 3:10 PM

    BREAKING NEWS FROM CAPITAL HILL:

    Marty Prehn testifies with Mark Zuckerberg as to how he ceases to exist without Facebook because everyone in real life hates his guts on sight.

    "POWERFUL."

    ReplyDelete
  11. I have it on good authority that Marty has been banned from attending the meetings in Fraser. All I can say is that it's about time.

    ReplyDelete
  12. Replies
    1. Mongoose WhispererApril 11, 2018 at 9:33 PM

      Ha ha ha ha...

      "Good morning Fraser Director of Public Safety George Rouhib. I am forwarding this text message that I made on facebook and F.A.I.R. today. I would ask that this request be recognized and enforced by a member of the Fraser Public Safety Department. Emotions appear to be at an all time high and I am not looking for any confrontation by anyone in the public Fraser City Council Meeting tonight. I appreciate your full cooperation in this matter.

      Respectfully,
      Martin E. Prehn
      Private Citizen"


      Ha ha ha ha ha!

      Retard.

      Delete
  13. Mongoose WhispererApril 13, 2018 at 9:46 PM

    People dressed as super heroes to help metro Detroit kid battling rare disease

    "Thanks, Mongoose!"

    Right. He's never helped anyone in his miserable 62 years of stinking up the Detroit area.

    The man literally makes the people in Detroit's Delray neighborhood hold their collective breath.

    Try wiping, Marty...

    ReplyDelete
  14. Replies
    1. Mongoose WhispererApril 16, 2018 at 8:07 AM

      "PPP Who?"

      You're subhuman garbage, Marty. No one misses you.

      You gonna walk Skye down the isle? Gotta figure out who the baby daddy is first...

      "Got W.I.C.?"

      Delete
  15. I hear today was another glorious day in Roseville

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. When isn't it?

      Businesses and young families are sprouting up everywhere near Gratiot and Frazho. Green lightbulbs and tiger posters are flying off the shelf at Aldi's. Grady's is hosting another GOP red carpet and black tie event - $.50 extra for cheese...

      "Thanks, UNITY House!"

      Delete
    2. Marty has always claimed to be a “numbers guy”. I wonder what the numbers 39th and 11th mean to him. Other than they add up to 50 of course.

      Delete
    3. Word has it the Crine Stoppers Unity Pot Luck Dinner is being host up north this year.

      Delete
    4. Mongoose WhispererApril 17, 2018 at 9:03 PM

      But he "gave his word to be heard" at the UNITY House?

      Ain't gonna seem like Christmas without it.

      Thank God for IHOP to share hugs and tears at. I just hope they can handle the crowd control and have VIP parking...

      Delete
  16. Mongoose WhispererApril 17, 2018 at 9:37 PM

    Marty and his future landlords.

    [IMG]http://i63.tinypic.com/2hfqf4o.png[/IMG]

    ReplyDelete
  17. Well went online got my 2 tickets for the trump rally. should be awesome.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Is Trudy giving the invocation before or after Danny D sings "American Pride" - and will she do it while eating a Big Mac?

      Delete
  18. Are you going to the after party in Prudenville with Donald and Stormy?

    ReplyDelete
  19. Mongoose WhispererApril 22, 2018 at 9:22 PM

    Thank God the weather is warming up, eh Marty?

    Back to the Mongoosemobile in a few weeks.

    Tick tock tick tock...

    ReplyDelete
  20. Mongoose WhispererApril 23, 2018 at 2:23 PM

    That Mongoose.

    [IMG]http://i64.tinypic.com/23l0fut.png[/IMG]

    All part of his "good works"...

    ReplyDelete
  21. "Isn't it rich?
    Are we a pair?


    [IMG]http://i64.tinypic.com/33oo84w.png[/IMG]

    But where are the clowns?
    There ought to be clowns.
    Don't bother they're here."

    ReplyDelete
  22. Replies
    1. Mongoose WhispererApril 25, 2018 at 8:00 AM

      Dee Lindroth was warned about Marty by this blog and practically everyone in Roseville, Eastpointe and SCS.

      Only cost her the election, her reputation, building and all self respect.

      Curse of the Mongoose.

      Delete
  23. Allow extra time for his fat ass to huff and puff past the Dairy Queen...

    [IMG]http://i66.tinypic.com/amy70w.png[/IMG]

    "It's Coming, Boy!"

    ReplyDelete
  24. Mongoose WhispererApril 25, 2018 at 2:03 PM

    All hands on deck for Court Watchers.

    "Trial of the Century!"

    Dee apparently doesn't realize that she too is subject to Judge Corsica's verbal written order...

    Slam dunk. "Next case..."

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. The only question I have is, when will Dee become Marty’s cyberstalker Fem Ling??

      IT’S COMING BOY!

      Delete
    2. Mongoose WhispererApril 25, 2018 at 2:28 PM

      Yep. Definitely her turn in the rotation.

      Everybody hates Marty Prehn. Everybody.

      Delete

Note: Only a member of this blog may post a comment.