"HANTZ OFF MY UNITY HOUSE!"
As we begin the standoff, Marty is hunkered down for the duration. He actually skipped an opportunity to be on both channels 2 and 4 at the Fraser meeting last night, while he hoarded water to flush the toilet and swiped a jumbo bottle of hand lotion from Aldi's.
We hope that this will end peacefully but, damnit as a disabled Elder Advocate, Marty has a God given right to squat in any
abandoned resale shop that he sees fit! Besides, he's made capital improvements to the property (think green light bulbs). Then there's the non-existent Roseville Gratiot Cruise that's just around the corner and he's already sold tickets on the front lawn. Hell, he's even booked Danny D to entertain in the median. "Bring a dish to pass!"
Stay tuned to this blog, The Problem Solvers, Help Me Hank and Let It Rip for continuing coverage, CoMmies.
Gonna get ugly - even for Marty.
"How does he do that?"
Way of the Mongoose.
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Think they'll send in a sniper?
Who needs to flush the toilet when you have a sewing box nearby...
ReplyDeleteMarty Prehn Pisses in the Sewing Box
Resourceful Mongoose.
Better get a mask, CS gas is bad.
ReplyDeleteCompared to the cleaning and fumigating, eviction is the easiest part of breaking free from the curse.
ReplyDeleteCurse of the Mongoose.
Dee took the easier route and evicted him for non-payment vs bringing up this horseshit:
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Good choice. The latter would likely involve a probate court.
"Go, Marty. Go!"
"Ten days? Business days? Does it end at 4:15 or 4:30? Someone changed the website.
ReplyDeleteIs that using the Gregorian, Julian or Mayan calendar?"
I don’t think the sheriff has to be nice about moving anything
ReplyDeleteKick him in the head again.
DeleteWait, that was his son. Nevermind.
Just feed the dog before you lock up, Wickersham.
No Mongoosemobile, no lights (green or otherwise), no discernable signs of life at the once vibrant and colorful UNITY House tonight. Some piece of shit white SUV parked towards the back of Foster's lot.
ReplyDeleteMust be across the street singing karaoke with his good friends at Grady's. Oh, that's right, he's been kicked out of there, too.
Other than that, how's your weekend going so far, Marty?
A possible scenario is he's back to living in the Mongoosemobile - while locked up at Foster's. "Gated community!" Circle of life.
DeleteJust like mobile home living, but without the glitz and glamour. Everything but the faux brick skirting...
Marty was not involved with anything everyone has their own attorneys
ReplyDeleteHe's planning a Mongoose hijack for Monday:
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His overwhelming need for attention is only matched by his insatiable lust for free food.
Timestamp.
Happy Mother's Day to two classy women who successfully escaped the curse.
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Curse of the Mongoose.
I wonder how Marty's "adoptive Polish mother" is doing and how the Wells Fargo investigation is going?
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ReplyDelete"...and that's how I got the Berlin Wall torn down and freed a captive nation."
Separated at birth?
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Wonder what they can dig up in Prudenville.
"Is there a shuttle?"
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"Target Rich!"
Trump could use some Mongoose Tutoring:
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Can't even spell "Hero's" right.
MAGA! (Marty's a gigantic asshole)
For you newer CoMmies, Marty can't spell "heroes" correctly to save his life. Ever! Even when spending Flo's money on worthless tickets to an event that would never happen:
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"How does he do that?"
He's retarded, that's how.
It was only last year. A softer, gentler time...
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We tried to warn Dee as soon as she pulled up at Ram's Horn, but he was on her like a hobo on a ham sandwich. Very much like, in fact. Solid analogy.
PLAGIARIZE ALERT!
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Now to find a televised council meeting that hasn't already tossed his lying ass out...
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ReplyDelete62 pathetic years late, Gerhard.
At least your ashes were rescued four evictions ago.
He tried so hard reposting the transcript again. People read that contact me and call him an idiot
ReplyDeleteGot contacted just this evening by someone asking about the transcript. They asked me all about you Marty. This person said some not so great things about you. Doing doing a great job son. Still laughing st you though LML
DeleteLaughing more louder lml lol rotfl
DeleteYAWN! ZZZZZ Marty guess your green light was put out out. LMAO. Lucido’s Bill has nothing to do with cyberstalking. AGAIN LMAOROTFL 😂😜🤪😝
ReplyDelete"You don't learn, boy. See you in court, Cyberstalker!"
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Delusional bastard.
Jr didn't make the cut.
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Probably has something to do with failing the G.E.D...
Curse of the Mongoose Tutoring.
"Marty Who?"
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Evicted from a parade by his good friend Pete.
Year of the Mongoose.
"Behind the scenes" working security...
DeleteLay people wouldn't understand.
"Thanks Mongoose!"
That is all you have Big Baby Marty? A doctored letter that is not the original because this one is an edited one? Seriously. What a joke. You crack me up son. Try harder. I am still Laughing at you. How is that Boarding house of the Stars these days?
ReplyDeleteAsk alcoholic Justin/Jason.
DeleteAt least he has rent money.
Zero value to society, except for the occasional Joe Nichols fellatio.
ReplyDeleteEven still, Nichols has turned him away lately.
Probably his breath and those rotting gum holes.
Got a lead on Marty's whereabouts...
ReplyDeleteEmergency landing as plane passenger’s body odour causes others to VOMIT
That Mongoose.
He is across the street from Kennedy park in Eatpointe.Fat ass is moveing his box's as I type real Pos that one.
ReplyDeleteHe is across the street from Kennedy park in Eatpointe.Fat ass is moveing his box's as I type real Pos that one.
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"Thanks, Mongoose!"
Just when you thought that his worthless treasures couldn't have any less value...
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"Damn you, Flem Ling!"
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ReplyDeleteInqire at the dirty white office with the Semper Fi decal in the back of the lot.
There is one less rat in Eastpointe. It looked like the conman got booted out of the latest scam base central.Some people are smarter then the average bear or fat rat mongoose.Living around here is no fun at all anymore LMAO
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Well well 1st night back at Forster's agent central until he is not welcome or did not pay the bills on the white POS.Not to fret team Chism will take him in.good old Laurie will change him up from a rooster to a hen then pimp him out. Lol time to play dress up now agent lard ass
ReplyDeleteShouldn't be too much of a job.
Delete"I also used to work for JCP and have some videos of different events that I was involved in that will have your viewers either laughing in their seats or peeing in their pants. One is a pie throwing contest and the other is myself and another brutish Nordsman dressed in drag for the JCP dress carninal. I had boobs that made Dolly Parton look average. I would like to share these videos with your viewers. On a serious note thank you for keeping America laughing. Oh did I mention that I am now homeless?: My e-mail address is mprehn2004@yahoo.com and my address is Marty Prehn PO Box 80732 St. Clair Shores"
Boob have held up nicely.
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I'm sure his good friend, Marty Prehn, will be standing behind him, if not beside him and sharing a few words.
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"Thanks Mongoose!"
Apparently evicted from SCS, too:
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This is at least the third time, counting Cubberness and Linda's den of sexual horrors...
You whisper" have the inside track a day ahead of me bravo bravo!
DeleteWell he's broke as a joke it will be hard for him to get around for a while HANTZ off my 400 dollars. LMAO oh and ass whipe heed your warning It's coming boy it's coming the time is now. Hey dickhead if you were smart but your not you would move up north and pitch a tent somewhere, as life won't be no fun around here no more. Don't shIt yourself Again.
ReplyDeleteI'd say that the judge at his eviction hearing did more for the "Roseville Beautification Committee" by simply bouncing Marty's fat filthy ass out of town...
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ReplyDeleteReally sucks to be Marty Prehn.
Yep it soon will be too! He has butted into everyone bees wax it time he get his own disruptions. I'll be on you like tic's on a hound dog got that advocate asshole .Now's the time the time is now YOUR TURN lol I soon predict you getting booted out of Fosters too! Go ahead DINK sing that song how does it feel to be a rolling Stone. Damn you have screwed so many over you have a world of shot coming your way Mongoose It is true sucks! to be you.
DeleteWell it's looking that way.
ReplyDeleteI have info from a good source" that stinky pee pee pants"
ReplyDeletehas been told he can't keep hanging around Fosters towing. His welcome is just about up. He could fight for the best spot under the underpass to drag his stinky bedding and set that up.No to easy Marty will most likely try to sniff after Linda Fergans panties again and tell HerI will not eat the last cookie please take me in I have no where else to go. Poor old Linda don't know the troll is out trying to put the make on any skirt he can talk to. POS Let us pray she is smarter this time around. But daddy please give Marty his job back or I'll hate you. Rest easy Marty and his games have not changed in years same old same old games and scams mark them words.
Good gawd I sure hope she's spayed the world don't need Anymore Martin JR's running loose.
DeleteJr has spent the bulk of the last decade behind bars, often holding them with his pants around his ankles.
DeleteMongoose Tutoring.
And as far as "sniffing Linda's panties", I don't think his nose is big enough.
DeleteI'm going to vomit.
"The horror... The horror... "
Another day in the life of the Mongoose...
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Rejection is all he knows. Trying to redeem himself with the bullhorn kids who laughed in his fat, greasy face.
I can only imagine the screen shots that accompanied his email.
Fucking mental case.
New blood would be nice but...... That Shri feller ain't nothing like me.
DeleteAnd the "reason BULLYING and Elder Abuse continues" is because no one wants to be "interviewed" or otherwise talk to the mentally disturbed guy marching up and down Gratiot with a bullhorn...
DeleteThat's a pretty heavy responsibility on his fat-laden shoulders.
I hope fatty boy don't try and pal around with Lil Jamie and still all his pop can and bottle money he was saving for the cruise.
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Traitor.
Seems like only yesterday when Jr was only being jailed for not paying his child support...
ReplyDeleteTay Tay says: Happy Father's Day Daddy and Grandpa Marty
Laquietta was wise to simply lie to Tay Tay and say his father died in the Gulf War.
Poor Marty. Couldn't even attempt a Cruise Hijack this year.
DeleteNot even a fake Father's Day event at Dimitri's with local celebrities waiting tables.
IHOP would have been the favored venue this year, but those bastards changed their name, rendering his prized possession obsolete...
Tamped down Mongoose.
It was fun talking with Curly and Pixley at the High School on Saturday about Marty. They had quite the stories.
ReplyDeleteHow are Ashley Burdick and Francis Marie supposed to continue their crusade without the Elder Dawg barking instructions through his bullhorn?
ReplyDeleteIt's like he was never there, except for the paper trail to Schuette's office...
"Marty Who?"
"Marty Wow!"
Retard.
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