Unwanted Advocate, Marty Prehn

Now is the time and the time is now...

...for the latest review of Marty Prehn's spinning wheel of advocacy, that is!

This past week has been a rough one for the world's greatest fake advocate, Marty Prehn. Two different advocacy groups that Marty had recently tried to use for his own gain held events that he was somehow excluded from. As these groups both enjoyed the one thing the Mongoose craves more than anything, media attention, Marty was left sitting at Jr's, living the same worthless life he always does. Time to log back on to Facebook where you can pretend you're somebody, Marty!

Recently, we covered Marty's attempt to become a black community advocate and attempt to get himself on Malik Shabazz's television show. He tried to use his Facebook friend Denny McLain as the bait to get the show producers to bite. He also included what is one of his go-to lies, connections with the Detroit Tigers that can get events held during baseball games. There was to be an upcoming "Unity Night" at the stadium that Marty was organizing. Of course, the date for the event came and went unceremoniously, like so many protection orders and five year prison sentences.

Late last week, Malik Shabazz loaded all of his real friends onto buses and made the trip to Washington D.C. for the anniversary of the Million Man March. They would be there to see the great Nation of Islam leader speak. The national media would all be there to cover this event. What better chance for Elder Dawg to get his recently shoe polished head in front of a television camera crew? How could Marty possibly miss out on this incredible event being attended by his new "brothers"? Maybe it's because his new black friends were able to smell his bullshit, not to mention that nasty hat, from a mile away.  So Marty spent the day reaching out to anyone who attended, begging to be apprised of what he missed out on. I guess Malik felt that Marty's recollecting about marching arm in arm with Martin Luther King would detract from Farrakhan's overall message. No room for Marty, even in the back of the bus.

Another organization Marty tried to insert himself into has enjoyed some recent media attention. Who can forget Marty using the cruise and, once again, Denny McLain to set himself up with Betty from Hey U.G.L.Y.? Marty announced he would be heading up the new Michigan headquarters of this anti bullying charity. MVP was organizing summer camps with all the professional sports leagues, great fundraisers were in the works, and so forth. It seemed to take her a little longer than most, but it appears Betty was also finally able to sniff the bullshit through the Mongoose droppings. Hey U.G.L.Y. recently had a Michigan event and Marty was nowhere to be seen. How could the head of the Michigan office learn about these events after the fact - and from Facebook, no less? Why wasn't Marty invited to "say a few words" or parade Denny out to sign autographs? I think we all know the answer to that.

What a crushing blow this must have been. How did Marty miss the chance to appear on the front page of a Michigan newspaper? That kind of media coverage is more important to Marty than the air he breathes, and a close second to the food he eats. To add insult to injury, an UGLY participant also had an appearance on a daytime talk show the same week. After trying for years to get on any form of television, Marty's Holy Grail was a daytime talk show appearance. I hope someone put the Mongoose on suicide watch after all of this. Missed chances like that could push an Elder Dawg over the edge.

Now that Marty missed out on these great media coverage chances because he was sniffed out as the bullshit artist he really is, what's an Elder Avenger supposed to do next? Marty, being the predicable idiot he always has been, reacted the same way he does when any of his scams die - circle back to where his original advocacy moniker began. Behold, the return of the Great Elder Avenger!

Along with a couple of elder abuse posts on Facebook, Marty mixed in the two other noteworthy scams he's tried to pull; Dr Chism life-saving and Terry Jones bodyguarding. How long ago was it when Marty single handedly saved the good doctor from certain death? He posted several pictures of the Doctor and his greedy kids. Only problem - he's not in any of the pictures. How can the Mongoose take credit for this "good work" if there isn't any photographic evidence he was even there? Hey Marty, might be time to send Jamie Cook more pictures of yourself to use in the long awaited follow up article in the Macomb Daily about Dr Chism. Damn, if only you hadn't blown it with UGLY, you could have been on the front page!

The Pastor Jones pictures and videos also fall a little short when compared to the latest media coverage Marty missed out on. The one picture Marty posted twice never made it into a newspaper. Just a picture of him standing several feet from Jones while wearing an anti Muslim T-shirt he was trying to sell for the pastor's supporters. Marty also posted a cell phone video of the "attack" the special agent was protecting Terry Jones from. In this video, you can see the bodyguard skills of the agent on full display. As the pastor tries to leave the scene, Marty, instead of leading the way to prevent the protesters from being able to confront his assigned dignitary, is seen following a few feet away with the protestors in the trouble maker's face. Great work SAM, you're following Jones two paces behind just like a good Muslim wife!

If you are like me and completely bored with Marty's advocacy reruns, fear not. It's only a matter of time until Marty thinks up his next advocate insertion attempt. I just hope Denny is still available for Marty to use to get his foot in the door (no pun intended). Or, let's hope Marty can get a new Mayor elected in Eastpointe so he can get back on the cruise committee for next year's event hijack attempt. 

Good luck, Marty. We can't wait to see what you'll fail at next!