Showing posts with label Detroit Tigers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Detroit Tigers. Show all posts

Monday, October 19, 2015

Marty Hijacks Denny's Foot AND Event!

MVP Executive Committee

Contact:
Marty Prehn
17823 10 Mile Road
Roseville, MI 48066
586.563.0989
mprehn2004@yahoo.com


    ### FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE ###

The Executive Committee of MVP Productions, LLC, in concert with MTM Productions, Ltd, Lawless America and WhistleBlowers Productions, is pleased to announce its first annual "Pitchout to STOP the Bitchouts" in the abandoned lot at Michigan and Trumbull Avenues.  Date to be announced, but no later than when Marty Prehn's next MetroPCS bill comes due.

That's right, Tigers and Mongoose fans. Come out to the old Tiger Stadium site and join two Detroit icons, World Series hero and 31 game winner Denny McLain and legendary idiot Marty Prehn as they Strike Out Bullying and any other cause Marty can leech onto. Starting at noon and continuing until the property owners discover we are loitering and have the police use the water cannons - or we get robbed - this will be a can't miss extravaganza! Come take batting practice against the greatest pitcher of all time, broken foot survivor Denny McLain. Watch with great suspense as Marty Prehn reenacts the day he saved the legendary Doc Chism from certain death. Fun for the whole family! There will be peanuts, drinks and anti Muslim T-shirts available for purchase, cash only.

All the major networks will be covering this event and the big three Detroit auto makers will be giving away cars! After removal from the old ballpark, this event will head to the nearest 7-11 parking lot for a celebrity roast of Denny and a screening of Justice 4 Jean, starring The Elder Avenger himself. As with all MVP events, this will also be a fundraiser so be sure you bring cash or Walmart gift cards!

Advance tickets for this historic event will be available thru MVP Productions for the low price of $50.00 per person and they will sell out quickly so don't wait. Money orders and PayPal only, please. Group discounts for tables of six or more. B.Y.O.T. (bring your own table).