Marty Prehn Goes Up In Flames

As the days pass since the arrest of Marty's hero, Bill Windsor, it appears The Mongoose continues to burrow deeper underground. Are we witnessing the end of The Elder Avenger as we know him? Has fear of arrest finally stopped Marty's greatness? Has Linda neutered the Elder Dawg? She certainly doesn't let him play with her iPhone anymore. Shudder to think what else he's forbidden to play with. It would seem that all of these factors play a part in the disappearance of our beloved idiot.

As the calendar changed to October this year, Marty was riding high. Coming off his latest Facebook suspension, he went on a posting frenzy. He was so busy on Facebook, his excitement at posting even spilled over onto Linda's page. Who could forget his reposting of the word OPA over and over and over, never quite understanding how to post a Google search of OPA-related crap. October was setting up to be the "Month of the Mongoose". There were several charity walks Marty had done his best to hijack. His newly imagined charity, OPA/Nautical Smile was a great success in his feeble little mind. Bill Windsor had taken over threatening Marty's enemies with his frivolous Texas lawsuit. Marty was still announcing upcoming breaking news about different Robin Williams tributes and updates that, true to Marty form, never happened. In short, it was pretty much business as usual for the worthless fake advocate. Unfortunately, things would take a drastic turn for Marty at the end of his month of charity greatness.

On October 28th, Big Vexi was scheduled for his latest vexatious lie fest in his Texas lawsuit. With the Lawless Lemmings, including Marty, cheering him on, Windsor charged into court ready to tell any lie necessary to get his revenge on his "cyber stalkers". This was one day Marty should have predicted "fireworks" because there were several that day. An unmanned Antares rocket carrying NASA's Cygnus CRS Orb-3 resupply mission to the International Space Station explodes seconds after taking off from the Mid-Atlantic Regional Spaceport in Virginia. Oh, and Bill Windsor and Lawless America exploded, too. Now that, faithful readers, are some noteworthy fireworks!

Past behavior would dictate that Marty would be leading the charge to free this innocent man, what with all his contacts into the Texas Attorney General's office and all.  But no, the Mongoose is laying low this time.

Why, you may ask?  I'll tell you my theory.  Marty Prehn is a two-bit con man, too stupid to actually be successful at it. He aspired to attain the infamy of Bill Windsor, as Windsor had a few bucks to invest in his scams. All Marty really has is a fistful of business cards paid for by Florence Iverson. Coupled with borrowed internet access, Marty's tools of the trade are fairly limited. His silly hat intimidates no one. His fake friends still say "Marty who?". In fact, he can't add Facebook friends fast enough to keep up with the "unfriend" demand.

Marty Prehn's days of terrorizing family, former landlords and just about everyone he meets are numbered.