Marty Prehn and Balloon Betty: Match Made In Pervert Heaven

With the approach of the holiday of lovers, Valentine's Day, I thought we should cover what could be the greatest match ever made by Cupid. The pairing of the Mongoose and Balloon Betty is truly a match made in pervert heaven. This power couple has so much in common, nothing would ever be able to come between them. Let's examine all the similarities between these two morons.

We've discussed Marty's many perverted comments throughout our coverage of the idiot advocate. Many of Marty's victims have revealed the sexual content of his texts and messages to them. I believe RC3 even dedicated an entire article to this subject titled Sexually Frustrated Mongoose. Balloon Betty's fetish sexual lifestyle is well documented in the court records in her divorce from her first husband. One thing is very clear when looking at these two idiots. Both have deep issues when it comes to sex. We witnessed Marty's obsession with MVZ and his claims of his surveillance tapes of her masturbating with various stuffed animals. It can't be just a coincidence that Betty's balloon fetish turned into a business of making balloon animals. Was this the connection that brought Marty and Betty together? Was their shared obsession with sex with miniature fake animals a factor in this super hero couple's forming?

Another aspect of the pairing of these two is their involvement with the vexi idiot Bill Windsor. Both Marty and Betty attempted to be key players in Windsor's Texas lawsuit. We all saw Marty's constant supply of people Windsor needed to add to the Texas lawsuit farce. Betty went so far as to supply Windsor with a perjury filled affidavit he filed in the suit. Marty's desperate need to be someone combined with Betty's obsession with MVZ resulted in the months of attacks on MVZ posted by Marty. Apparently Betty had already run out of ways to attack MVZ so she needed a new location to seek her revenge. She found the perfect stooge in Marty Prehn. He was willing to post anything fed to him by Betty just to be able to appear to be a lead investigator for Windsor. It does lead me to question what Betty was offering or promising Marty for jumping when she snapped. Was she sending him balloon animals to play with? Did Marty have hopes that Betty would be shaking and not stirring him sometime soon? The only word that comes to mind is ewwww. 

A few days ago we learned that the relationship between Betty and Marty was not one sided. Betty posted this comment on CoM after she was mentioned in our previous article:

"So Marty posts that CURTIS BUTLER told him about MVZ and her involvement with the "Joeys". Windsor finds the liable case against her in Collin County forcing the take down of the first Joeyisalittlekid blog and you attack someone you know NOTHING about? THIS IS A CEASE & DESIST NOTICE. I already have ID information from Facebook on the fake page you set up with my name and photo. I have looked up the top lawyers in the country for cyber stalking. TAKE MY NAME OFF THIS BLOG IMMEDIATELY OR EXPECT TO HEAR FROM AN ATTORNEY WITHIN THIRTY DAYS!!!!!"

You can see from this comment, Betty learned from the Mongoose as well. Marty has taught Betty the fine art of making a worthless threat. She says she's looked up the top cyber stalker lawyers in the country and gives us a 30 day deadline before they contact us. Obviously Betty hasn't learned from Marty's constant deadline failures. And just like Marty, she has no idea who she's sending her team of lawyers after. Betty has no idea who writes this blog, just like Marty. And if Marty and Betty spent as much time researching cyber stalking as they do trying to get sexual satisfaction from sex with various animal balloons, they would stop claiming they're being cyber stalked. I also love Betty's use of two of Marty's tried and true failure tactics. The all caps threat combined with a cease and desist. Classic!

Now that Bill Windsor's lawsuit has been dismissed and he's a fugitive on the run, where does this leave his biggest idiot pair? Marty no longer has the threat of having Windsor sue his "haters" and Betty doesn't have an avenue to attack MVZ. What can this couple do next to grow their relationship? Maybe Betty will come to SCS and make balloon animals during a future city council meeting to try to help Marty get back in their good graces. Or maybe Marty can travel to Garland Tx and join the balloon clown performing at kids parties. I can only think that this idiot couple will just fade away with the demise of Bill Windsor. Sorry Marty and Betty, it looks like the sexual balloon animals have popped. 

Marty Prehn and Bill Windsor - Lovers or Just Friends?

Gentle CoMmies;

The weekend is upon us and decent people across the nation gather with family and friends to enjoy the best things in life. Things like going to the movies. School or sporting events. A special dinner at home or a fine restaurant. And, of course, reading about what a f*ck up Marty Prehn is...

It's been an exciting past couple of weeks here at CoM. The first month of 2015 will forever be known for the downfall of some of the biggest idiots mankind has ever defecated. I'll be the first to say that 2015 isn't going to be the Year of the Mongoose, nor will it be the year Lawless America..The Movie makes its world premiere. Actually, it's shaping up to be just the opposite. Marty Prehn, by and thru Bill Windsor's crushing defeat in a Texas courtroom, lost the only viable threat he ever really had to use against his enemies.

The only real people or cause that Marty has successfully aligned himself with has been declared dead and it's "Advocate in Chief", Bill Windsor, is a wanted fugitive with numerous judgments and Protection Orders against him for, well, doing exactly what Marty does - harass and con people for money and make believe notoriety. You can see how those two idiots made such a great team. Windsor had the ability to harass people through the courts and Marty could do what he does best - latch on to someone's coat tails and claim to be a part of what they're doing - front and center or "behind the scenes". Marty was so caught up in the excitement of whatever con Bill Windsor was pulling that he proclaimed himself the Regional Director for Lawless America. He filled his Facebook page and even posted to this very blog with idiotic comments like this:

Marty Prehn aka THE AMBASSADOR February 4, 2014 at 5:39 PM
"Get ready for some more breaking news that will be getting National Media Attention where Megan Van Zelfden and her imaginary wittle joeys will be exposed for ALL of the word to see. I just notice in the photo on the set with ELLEN that the gold statute has been included. Thanks I thought I left it home whern that photo was taken. And Megan WHOSE YOUR BIG BOY? lol Can you create that photo that I had asked you for? You know the one with Bill Windsor as the Skipper (does the Skipper have a last name?) And me as Gilligan (does Gilligan have a last name?) David Scheid as the Professor (does the Professor have a last name?) Tammy as MaryAnn (does MaryAnn have a last name?) And of course Jennifer Love Hewitt as Ginger (I know she has a last name on the show. And maybe Brenda Battle Jordan and her husband Ken as Mr. and Mrs Thurston Cookout the III. I guess most of those on Gilligan 's Island were NOBODIES as well. Well Maggy are you up to the task? And don't forget to make the boat the SS MEKNOW and on the back of the boat LAWLESS AMERICA Windsor, Ontario. Lets see those artist skills of yours."

Marty proceeded to attach himself to Bill like a tick on Mary Deneen in Montana. The Mongoose became Lawless America's biggest, fattest lemming. Marty thought Bill was going to put him on the big screen and make him a star. That would surely get the advocacy donations rolling in. Marty would be not only a huge star but also wealthy beyond his greatest hopes. Unfortunately, Bill never figured out what everyone here knows. Anything that Marty manages to associate himself with is immediately doomed. The Elder Avenger is so toxic that just having his name attached to Lawless America meant certain death to the movement. As of yesterday, the SS MEKNOW now sits on the bottom of Vexi Lake in Ellis County Texas. I'm just amazed, yet somewhat disappointed, that the rodent Marty was able to abandon the dingy before it went down.

While telling the story of these idiots, I must mention a few of the players in the saga. When a group of people we'll refer to as the Snaps (I still can't figure out what a "Joey" is) found Windsor and recognized him as the con artist he is, they began to comment about him on a blog. Bill began a desperate search to find out who Gingersnap, the alleged leader of the Snaps, is. Enter a Balloon Sex fetish clown from Garland Texas named Betty Krenik, aka Ballon Betty. When Betty's husband became dissatisfied with the way Betty was "blowing his balloon", as it were, he supposedly had an affair with a client of his that we know as MVZ. This caused a burning hatred in Betty and an all out Internet war began. This eventually led to Betty falsely informing Bill that MVZ was the evil cookie that ran the Snaps blog. It didn't take her long to figure out that Marty was the dumbest lemming of the herd and he would jump at the chance to attack MVZ in order to stay in the LA spotlight. Marty also decided this innocent woman must also be the mastermind behind this blog as well. Marty then began to harass and defame MVZ on his Facebook page using information being fed to him by the balloon clown. Who can forget moronic CoM comments like this?

Marty Prehn aka THE ELDER AVENGER February 4, 2014 at 5:50 PM
"Meg it was very simple. Curtis Butler contacted me and told me and asked if I can get him a deal and not get prosecuted if he told Bill Windsor everything that he knows about you. Which photo should the news story show? You with your daughter at the Plano, Police Station or the one with the other people from the Occupy movement or the one that was taken at the hotel in Colorado when you complained about the smell in the hotel room and they switched your room several times and then you decided that you were going to sleep in the lobby and thats when the police were called in. Watch for the TMVZ blob page that lists all of the court cases that you have been involved in and all of the news articles and pictures of you from Kindergarten to your High School graduation. OH WHEN THE SAINTS COME MARCHING IN. I WANT TO BE A PART OF THAT NUMBER WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN and say Megan Van Elfden you have the right to remain silient as anything you say or text may be used against you in a court of law. Do you understand these rights? Opps too late the screen shot has already been taken."

We've covered all of Marty's FBI surveillance claims and his threat that he was bringing the national media to Texas with him when he went to personally slap the cuffs on MVZ. This was the, soon to be outdone, peak of Marty's stupidity because soon thereafter, Bill named a new person as leader of the Snaps. Of course, this just pointed out what a complete idiot Balloon Betty is and how stupid Marty and all his Betty fueled rants really were. It was a great source of humor for everyone involved. The naming of a new evil cookie suspect put an end to the balloon clown's role in this tale but she continues to stalk this blog daily in her search for any hateful thing she can get the Mongoose to say about MVZ.

This story has so many different twists, a book could easily be written about it. Since Robert Cookout III has already called dibs on that idea, I'll fast forward to recent events. It appears this pair of idiots have reached the end of their respective hate filled partnerships. They were both recently crushed in what were their preferred methods of harassment. Marty had always used the SCS televised council meetings to carry out his various attacks on his enemies. After his complete exposure as a lying dumb ass at the last meeting, those days could and should be finally over. Even the mayor joined the speakers in telling Marty that everyone is sick of him using the public forum to name drop, lie and attack people. It'll be interesting to see if Marty has the guts to show up for the next meeting. If he does, I'm looking forward to see what kind of reception he receives and how the council limits his next batch of lies. Our field reporters will be there. Might even "say a few words"...

It now appears Bill Windsor's assault on his enemies through failed civil litigation attempts has also come to an end. Ellis County Texas dismissed his civil case against the "Joeys" yesterday. With the dismissal of Windsor's last civil suit, he's now left with only his criminal case to play "pro se legal genius" with in court. For years now, Bill has used a courtroom to impose his vengeance on his enemies. Windsor's status as a fugitive and probable future as an incarcerated felon will put and end to his frivolous harassment through the courts. Bill learned yesterday you can't maintain a lawsuit when you can't appear in court. That had to hit the vexatious dumb ass pretty hard.

It's seems really fitting that both of these hateful idiots lost their best weapon against people within a few days of each other. Both of these monsters were shut down after years of attacks and hatred. I guess you can consider January 2015 as the month that Lawless America and its self-proclaimed Regional Director finally received what they truly deserved. To be shut down, embarrassed, and exposed for what they really are. Nothing more than spiteful scammers, liars and nobodies who desperately wanted to manufacture some notoriety. Marty Prehn and Bill Windsor chased fame together - and went down in flames together.

Good riddance to you both.

Marty Prehn's Associate and Mentor

Run, Bill. Run like the wind!

Marty Prehn Goes Up In Flames

As the days pass since the arrest of Marty's hero, Bill Windsor, it appears The Mongoose continues to burrow deeper underground. Are we witnessing the end of The Elder Avenger as we know him? Has fear of arrest finally stopped Marty's greatness? Has Linda neutered the Elder Dawg? She certainly doesn't let him play with her iPhone anymore. Shudder to think what else he's forbidden to play with. It would seem that all of these factors play a part in the disappearance of our beloved idiot.

As the calendar changed to October this year, Marty was riding high. Coming off his latest Facebook suspension, he went on a posting frenzy. He was so busy on Facebook, his excitement at posting even spilled over onto Linda's page. Who could forget his reposting of the word OPA over and over and over, never quite understanding how to post a Google search of OPA-related crap. October was setting up to be the "Month of the Mongoose". There were several charity walks Marty had done his best to hijack. His newly imagined charity, OPA/Nautical Smile was a great success in his feeble little mind. Bill Windsor had taken over threatening Marty's enemies with his frivolous Texas lawsuit. Marty was still announcing upcoming breaking news about different Robin Williams tributes and updates that, true to Marty form, never happened. In short, it was pretty much business as usual for the worthless fake advocate. Unfortunately, things would take a drastic turn for Marty at the end of his month of charity greatness.

On October 28th, Big Vexi was scheduled for his latest vexatious lie fest in his Texas lawsuit. With the Lawless Lemmings, including Marty, cheering him on, Windsor charged into court ready to tell any lie necessary to get his revenge on his "cyber stalkers". This was one day Marty should have predicted "fireworks" because there were several that day. An unmanned Antares rocket carrying NASA's Cygnus CRS Orb-3 resupply mission to the International Space Station explodes seconds after taking off from the Mid-Atlantic Regional Spaceport in Virginia. Oh, and Bill Windsor and Lawless America exploded, too. Now that, faithful readers, are some noteworthy fireworks!

Past behavior would dictate that Marty would be leading the charge to free this innocent man, what with all his contacts into the Texas Attorney General's office and all.  But no, the Mongoose is laying low this time.

Why, you may ask?  I'll tell you my theory.  Marty Prehn is a two-bit con man, too stupid to actually be successful at it. He aspired to attain the infamy of Bill Windsor, as Windsor had a few bucks to invest in his scams. All Marty really has is a fistful of business cards paid for by Florence Iverson. Coupled with borrowed internet access, Marty's tools of the trade are fairly limited. His silly hat intimidates no one. His fake friends still say "Marty who?". In fact, he can't add Facebook friends fast enough to keep up with the "unfriend" demand.

Marty Prehn's days of terrorizing family, former landlords and just about everyone he meets are numbered.

Marty Prehn Resuscitates Long Deceased Mother - Film at 11:00

Happy Friday to our loyal CoMmie readers and national media types everywhere.

Before yesterday, I hadn't had the absolute pleasure of viewing the legendary "TeamX" video. Now that I have, I must tip my hat to the individuals responsible for its production. BRAVO!

This video falls right in line with the way this blog highlights Marty's lies, fake events, bogus charity work, empty threats and all around stupidity. You simply take his own words, add the truth after he's said them, and the narrative writes itself.

With Marty's recent reposting of his packed full of lies testimony to Bill Windsor, renamed without any mention of the now imprisoned Lawless America leader, TeamX decided to also revisit the true version of "Justice4Jean". Changing the color of the intro credits and the name of the producer doesn't change the fact that Marty's and Bill Windsor's video is an absolute lie. Sorry Marty, as usual with your scams, it just doesn't work that way.

Without further fanfare, I bring you the story behind the story of Marty's lie filled Justice4Jean abomination.

http://tinyurl.com/TrueJustice4Jean