An M.V.P. is born...

Thanks, CoMmies, for tuning in for the latest update on the biggest idiot to ever grace this great country. Once again, Marty Prehn has blessed us with his great stupidity and outright lies. The good times just never end with this moron. Still drunk from managing to get in a picture with his boyhood crush Denny McClain, the Mongoose blessed us with this idiotic comment:

"Here is the new MVP Production Company along with Betty Hoeffner from the anti bully group HEY U.G.L.Y. Looks like the losers lost the bet as you can see both my friend Denny McLain and the Hey U.G.L.Y. President both showed up. It is awful quiet in the Peanut gallery."

This is the biggest news to come from Marty since the last time he bothered to put on deodorant. A new production company with a great snappy name. MVP stands for McClain, Victory, Prehn. Just think of all the great things those three powerhouses can produce. I can't help but wonder what their first great production will be? The newest Mongoosepalooza, I Need a Hero maybe? Will MVP be the production company that finally gets the Hallmark movie that Marty wrote, will be directing and starring in started? He's been promising the Chism brats for several years now that it was coming, so maybe it's finally going to happen. MVP could also get the Camp Out to Stamp Out (insert the latest Marty advocacy here) off the ground. The possibilities are only limited by what crap Marty can dream up while stuffing his face with something.

A production company is key to getting a great project off the ground with financing. That should be no problem for the dream team Marty has put together in his latest endeavor. The financial power of these three should be huge. Will Jamie Victory tap into the vast fortune he's amassed from his years of collecting empty bottles and cans to turn in for the deposit to kick start the "good works" this new company is about to undertake? Where will Marty's contribution to this company's start up cost come from? Maybe Marty is finally getting his $30 million from his lawsuit against Macomb County. Or is he going to sell his Bridge Card on Facebook to get the ball rolling? Perhaps a second mortgage on the shoebox that Jr rents in Eastpointe that Marty often calls home now. Think of all the great things this new company can accomplish with the unlimited resources it has available! And Denny can manage their pension fund!

As of this writing, Betty Hoeffner's role in this farce company is unknown. We're all familiar with the last Betty that Elder D.A.W.G. was involved with:

For our new readers, that would be the world famous Latex enchantress Balloon Betty of Garland, Texas, who actually feels robbed of all dignity by her association with the Mongoose.

This latest Betty has a charity named U.G.L.Y. which would be a fitting name for anything Marty is associated with. Our crack investigation team is just getting started on researching this woman, her charity and its finances as a non profit. We'll be sure to keep everyone informed about what we discover. I'll have to admit though, I'm skeptical of any charity leader who is gullible enough to be suckered by the Mongoose. I'm afraid Betty is about to find out what happens when you associate with Marty. It's never turned out well for anyone. Ever. Never, ever.

With all of the exciting new things adding to Marty's self proclaimed greatness, we here at CoM were worried that Marty had forgotten the love of his life, Bill Windsor. This comment Marty posted on Bill's Facebook page put those fears to rest:

"Bill your request for a PPO against was held in abeyance so you can come back to Oakland County and request that same PPO as the court matter is no longer pending. You really do need to contact the Thomas More Law Center and have them represent you and get a substantial judgment for punitive damages say like $1.5 million dollars."

It appears Marty is still hoping Big Vexi will attack his arch enemy Flemshady for him. Unfortunately, Bill is a little busy trying to find a loophole that will keep him out of prison. The ankle monitor he's currently wearing that prevents him from leaving Missoula Co, Montana might also pose a problem for Marty's plan for Bill to return to Michigan and fight the cyber stalkers for the Mongoose. 

I'll close this latest update with a thought for Marty. Marty suggested Bill contact the Thomas Moore law center to go after Flemshady and get a $1.5 million judgement. Why doesn't Marty contact them to sue for his judgement? He claims he's been defamed and harassed just like Windsor, shouldn't it be just as easy for Marty to get the same judgement he's encouraging Big Vexi to collect? That $1.5 million would be a great way to get MVP Productions rolling wouldn't it? Or at least pay off some but not all of Marty's creditors. 

Think about it Marty, after reimbursing 7-11 for the Slim Jim's you swiped, you might even have enough left to pay down your Dimitri's tab!

Marty Prehn and Bill Windsor - Lovers or Just Friends?

Gentle CoMmies;

The weekend is upon us and decent people across the nation gather with family and friends to enjoy the best things in life. Things like going to the movies. School or sporting events. A special dinner at home or a fine restaurant. And, of course, reading about what a f*ck up Marty Prehn is...

It's been an exciting past couple of weeks here at CoM. The first month of 2015 will forever be known for the downfall of some of the biggest idiots mankind has ever defecated. I'll be the first to say that 2015 isn't going to be the Year of the Mongoose, nor will it be the year Lawless America..The Movie makes its world premiere. Actually, it's shaping up to be just the opposite. Marty Prehn, by and thru Bill Windsor's crushing defeat in a Texas courtroom, lost the only viable threat he ever really had to use against his enemies.

The only real people or cause that Marty has successfully aligned himself with has been declared dead and it's "Advocate in Chief", Bill Windsor, is a wanted fugitive with numerous judgments and Protection Orders against him for, well, doing exactly what Marty does - harass and con people for money and make believe notoriety. You can see how those two idiots made such a great team. Windsor had the ability to harass people through the courts and Marty could do what he does best - latch on to someone's coat tails and claim to be a part of what they're doing - front and center or "behind the scenes". Marty was so caught up in the excitement of whatever con Bill Windsor was pulling that he proclaimed himself the Regional Director for Lawless America. He filled his Facebook page and even posted to this very blog with idiotic comments like this:

Marty Prehn aka THE AMBASSADOR February 4, 2014 at 5:39 PM
"Get ready for some more breaking news that will be getting National Media Attention where Megan Van Zelfden and her imaginary wittle joeys will be exposed for ALL of the word to see. I just notice in the photo on the set with ELLEN that the gold statute has been included. Thanks I thought I left it home whern that photo was taken. And Megan WHOSE YOUR BIG BOY? lol Can you create that photo that I had asked you for? You know the one with Bill Windsor as the Skipper (does the Skipper have a last name?) And me as Gilligan (does Gilligan have a last name?) David Scheid as the Professor (does the Professor have a last name?) Tammy as MaryAnn (does MaryAnn have a last name?) And of course Jennifer Love Hewitt as Ginger (I know she has a last name on the show. And maybe Brenda Battle Jordan and her husband Ken as Mr. and Mrs Thurston Cookout the III. I guess most of those on Gilligan 's Island were NOBODIES as well. Well Maggy are you up to the task? And don't forget to make the boat the SS MEKNOW and on the back of the boat LAWLESS AMERICA Windsor, Ontario. Lets see those artist skills of yours."

Marty proceeded to attach himself to Bill like a tick on Mary Deneen in Montana. The Mongoose became Lawless America's biggest, fattest lemming. Marty thought Bill was going to put him on the big screen and make him a star. That would surely get the advocacy donations rolling in. Marty would be not only a huge star but also wealthy beyond his greatest hopes. Unfortunately, Bill never figured out what everyone here knows. Anything that Marty manages to associate himself with is immediately doomed. The Elder Avenger is so toxic that just having his name attached to Lawless America meant certain death to the movement. As of yesterday, the SS MEKNOW now sits on the bottom of Vexi Lake in Ellis County Texas. I'm just amazed, yet somewhat disappointed, that the rodent Marty was able to abandon the dingy before it went down.

While telling the story of these idiots, I must mention a few of the players in the saga. When a group of people we'll refer to as the Snaps (I still can't figure out what a "Joey" is) found Windsor and recognized him as the con artist he is, they began to comment about him on a blog. Bill began a desperate search to find out who Gingersnap, the alleged leader of the Snaps, is. Enter a Balloon Sex fetish clown from Garland Texas named Betty Krenik, aka Ballon Betty. When Betty's husband became dissatisfied with the way Betty was "blowing his balloon", as it were, he supposedly had an affair with a client of his that we know as MVZ. This caused a burning hatred in Betty and an all out Internet war began. This eventually led to Betty falsely informing Bill that MVZ was the evil cookie that ran the Snaps blog. It didn't take her long to figure out that Marty was the dumbest lemming of the herd and he would jump at the chance to attack MVZ in order to stay in the LA spotlight. Marty also decided this innocent woman must also be the mastermind behind this blog as well. Marty then began to harass and defame MVZ on his Facebook page using information being fed to him by the balloon clown. Who can forget moronic CoM comments like this?

Marty Prehn aka THE ELDER AVENGER February 4, 2014 at 5:50 PM
"Meg it was very simple. Curtis Butler contacted me and told me and asked if I can get him a deal and not get prosecuted if he told Bill Windsor everything that he knows about you. Which photo should the news story show? You with your daughter at the Plano, Police Station or the one with the other people from the Occupy movement or the one that was taken at the hotel in Colorado when you complained about the smell in the hotel room and they switched your room several times and then you decided that you were going to sleep in the lobby and thats when the police were called in. Watch for the TMVZ blob page that lists all of the court cases that you have been involved in and all of the news articles and pictures of you from Kindergarten to your High School graduation. OH WHEN THE SAINTS COME MARCHING IN. I WANT TO BE A PART OF THAT NUMBER WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN and say Megan Van Elfden you have the right to remain silient as anything you say or text may be used against you in a court of law. Do you understand these rights? Opps too late the screen shot has already been taken."

We've covered all of Marty's FBI surveillance claims and his threat that he was bringing the national media to Texas with him when he went to personally slap the cuffs on MVZ. This was the, soon to be outdone, peak of Marty's stupidity because soon thereafter, Bill named a new person as leader of the Snaps. Of course, this just pointed out what a complete idiot Balloon Betty is and how stupid Marty and all his Betty fueled rants really were. It was a great source of humor for everyone involved. The naming of a new evil cookie suspect put an end to the balloon clown's role in this tale but she continues to stalk this blog daily in her search for any hateful thing she can get the Mongoose to say about MVZ.

This story has so many different twists, a book could easily be written about it. Since Robert Cookout III has already called dibs on that idea, I'll fast forward to recent events. It appears this pair of idiots have reached the end of their respective hate filled partnerships. They were both recently crushed in what were their preferred methods of harassment. Marty had always used the SCS televised council meetings to carry out his various attacks on his enemies. After his complete exposure as a lying dumb ass at the last meeting, those days could and should be finally over. Even the mayor joined the speakers in telling Marty that everyone is sick of him using the public forum to name drop, lie and attack people. It'll be interesting to see if Marty has the guts to show up for the next meeting. If he does, I'm looking forward to see what kind of reception he receives and how the council limits his next batch of lies. Our field reporters will be there. Might even "say a few words"...

It now appears Bill Windsor's assault on his enemies through failed civil litigation attempts has also come to an end. Ellis County Texas dismissed his civil case against the "Joeys" yesterday. With the dismissal of Windsor's last civil suit, he's now left with only his criminal case to play "pro se legal genius" with in court. For years now, Bill has used a courtroom to impose his vengeance on his enemies. Windsor's status as a fugitive and probable future as an incarcerated felon will put and end to his frivolous harassment through the courts. Bill learned yesterday you can't maintain a lawsuit when you can't appear in court. That had to hit the vexatious dumb ass pretty hard.

It's seems really fitting that both of these hateful idiots lost their best weapon against people within a few days of each other. Both of these monsters were shut down after years of attacks and hatred. I guess you can consider January 2015 as the month that Lawless America and its self-proclaimed Regional Director finally received what they truly deserved. To be shut down, embarrassed, and exposed for what they really are. Nothing more than spiteful scammers, liars and nobodies who desperately wanted to manufacture some notoriety. Marty Prehn and Bill Windsor chased fame together - and went down in flames together.

Good riddance to you both.

Marty Prehn's Idiots of a Feather

Gentle readers;

Between the various wars overseas and Ebola coming to America, the true big story of the week is we've reached a milestone in our continued coverage of the most prolific idiot I've ever witnessed. Marty's cowardice has reached a low that I never dreamed we would see. The Mongoose can't even threaten his enemies himself anymore. Now he has a vexatious moron posting threats for him. Florence Iverson must have declined the job.

The screenshot pictured is from Marty's suspended Facebook page. It appears to be some kind of threat to add Marty's most wanted list of enemies to a lawsuit, William Windsor vs Joeyisalittlekid. Apparently, this Windsor guy is the person RC3 referred to as Big Vexi. In all due respect to my predecessor, "Big Vexi" could have just as easily been "Big Moron". Anyone stupid enough to use information provided by Marty for a legal purpose probably needs some mental help, in my humble opinion of course. Any attorney worth his/her sheepskin will have a field day with involving Marty. Didn't he get the message with that PPO incident I've read about?

This idiotic post to Marty's page must be the brainchild of none other than the Elder Avenger himself. Who else would be stupid enough to post a threat to people on a Facebook page that can't be seen by anyone other than Marty's make believe little friends. How is this supposed to strike fear into Marty's enemies when they can't see it? What will Marty do next, threaten to arrest them while holding his imaginary gun and handcuffs? Perhaps his silly Special Agent hat will make the whole look work for him. Sha right.

I view this latest scare attempt as a good example of what an Elder Dawg does after he's been neutered by a Robin. I assume Marty finally tired of getting laughed at every time he posted his threats so he found someone else to threaten people for him. I would be willing to wager that none of the people listed in this lame threat attempt have even heard of Windsor, much less been a participant in the "largest defamation suit in history". That sounds like something Marty would say. Wouldn't you need to be someone important to receive that level of defamation? How does that happen to somebody that even Marty gave second billing to when he came to Michigan for the big failed PPO attempt? Now Marty is telling this man what to post and who to add to his lawsuit? To me, that doesn't really speak to the importance of this Windsor guy if he's dumb enough to be Marty's stooge.

As Marty burns up his trusty flip phone checking this blog hoping to giggle at the fear he has caused, I have some questions for him: Do you honestly think this newest threat scares anyone? Could you not think of a new investigation that you're supposed to be leading against these people? Can't find any other names to drop of officials you're working with to imprison them? Has every three letter agency finally threatened to arrest you if you keep claiming to be their employee? Couldn't find any code violations to report? Scared to threaten people at city council meetings now that people can point out what a lying idiot you are?

Marty, you've now become the schoolyard bully that got laughed off the playground. As you waddled away, you looked back and said "I'm telling my daddy, and he's going to get you."

I also have a few words for that Big Vexi Dipshit, because I know that as soon as Marty can get to a device that can copy/paste this article, he'll be sending it to you. Him or that Balloon psycho. The people you're threatening have no clue who you are and have no idea what Joeyisalittlekid is. The fact you would post this threat on Marty's page, based on information provided by Marty, shows how far you have fallen. You've become such a "Nobody" that you've been reduced to being Marty's bitch. That's just sad, if you ask me.

And one last thing: Your clip art package that lists for $99.00 was on sale at OfficeMax for $29 with rebate and I can repost your stupid monkey picture until the cows come home. You and your copyright can bite me, you idiot.

Marty Prehn: Failure Extraordinaire

Just hours after his Lakeview High School Reunion fiasco, Marty Prehn adds to his ever-growing list of miserable failures. Marty is so desperate to appear to be fronting a charity event, he has resurrected the scam he forgot about - Operation Patch Adams.

Marty originally had this event scheduled for October 5th. It was the planned finish to his great Robin Williams tribute weekend. As with all of Marty's events, it simply never took place and he was counting on no one noticing so he didn't bother to bum gas money and stayed home. He even skipped his regular appearance at the Saint Clair Shores city council meeting to brag about how successful it was while wearing his latest skin-tight, see-through participant T-shirt complete with his number documenting his attendance. Marty didn't even bother to register for the event which tells me he never planned on attending. But what the hell, "Those council members couldn't possibly find out that I'm lying for the umpteenth time to them".

After this blog once again pointed out that another Marty bullshit story had come and gone, the Elder Avenger finally found the energy to get off the couch and at least attempt to save face. Luckily, there was another suicide walk scheduled within driving distance that Marty could attempt to hijack.

Suddenly team Operation Patch Adams is registered for the upcoming walk. Of course, this latest fundraising event will be his greatest. The target goal for team OPA is a cool One Million Dollars, a goal not seen since Mongoosapalooza, aka " I Need a Hero". From the looks of things so far, Marty is keeping his usual charitable pace. With zero team members and not a nickel in donations raised or even pledged, when you factor in the last walk, this charity is running a deficit in simply meeting the Mongoose, when you consider the free pizza he ate and stuffed in his pockets.  "Good Works" has a price, you know.

The reviving of OPA seems to fit with what we've been seeing from Marty lately. Elder Dawg's scams and claims have taken a downturn. Has Marty's creative lying ability finally begun to fade? Couldn't he come up with a new wrinkle for this latest walk? In fact, all of Marty's lies and threats have been downgraded lately. Now, instead of leading multi agency investigations, he's reporting alleged code violations. And how long has it been since we've heard Marty's spew about the great cyberstalkers MVZ or Flemshady? Has the crusade against them, headed by Marty and every elected official he could name, finally ended? Has Marty stopped listening to some sexual fetish balloon clown?

These latest developments leave me with a few questions: Will Marty manage to find the motivation and gas money to actually attend his own event this time? Will Flo join team OPA and donate? Or did she make the mistake of sending the donation straight to Marty? Will the Mongoose find the courage to update the city council of his latest "good works" despite the fact that Robin could be waiting to expose him as the lying idiot he really is? And what will Balloon Betty do now that Marty has forgotten about her and the balloon she had stuck up his ass?

You readers know this blog is a guilty pleasure. Stay tuned right here to find out the answers to all of these questions as they happen!

Sexually Frustrated Mongoose

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