Marty Prehn: Failure Extraordinaire

Just hours after his Lakeview High School Reunion fiasco, Marty Prehn adds to his ever-growing list of miserable failures. Marty is so desperate to appear to be fronting a charity event, he has resurrected the scam he forgot about - Operation Patch Adams.

Marty originally had this event scheduled for October 5th. It was the planned finish to his great Robin Williams tribute weekend. As with all of Marty's events, it simply never took place and he was counting on no one noticing so he didn't bother to bum gas money and stayed home. He even skipped his regular appearance at the Saint Clair Shores city council meeting to brag about how successful it was while wearing his latest skin-tight, see-through participant T-shirt complete with his number documenting his attendance. Marty didn't even bother to register for the event which tells me he never planned on attending. But what the hell, "Those council members couldn't possibly find out that I'm lying for the umpteenth time to them".

After this blog once again pointed out that another Marty bullshit story had come and gone, the Elder Avenger finally found the energy to get off the couch and at least attempt to save face. Luckily, there was another suicide walk scheduled within driving distance that Marty could attempt to hijack.

Suddenly team Operation Patch Adams is registered for the upcoming walk. Of course, this latest fundraising event will be his greatest. The target goal for team OPA is a cool One Million Dollars, a goal not seen since Mongoosapalooza, aka " I Need a Hero". From the looks of things so far, Marty is keeping his usual charitable pace. With zero team members and not a nickel in donations raised or even pledged, when you factor in the last walk, this charity is running a deficit in simply meeting the Mongoose, when you consider the free pizza he ate and stuffed in his pockets.  "Good Works" has a price, you know.

The reviving of OPA seems to fit with what we've been seeing from Marty lately. Elder Dawg's scams and claims have taken a downturn. Has Marty's creative lying ability finally begun to fade? Couldn't he come up with a new wrinkle for this latest walk? In fact, all of Marty's lies and threats have been downgraded lately. Now, instead of leading multi agency investigations, he's reporting alleged code violations. And how long has it been since we've heard Marty's spew about the great cyberstalkers MVZ or Flemshady? Has the crusade against them, headed by Marty and every elected official he could name, finally ended? Has Marty stopped listening to some sexual fetish balloon clown?

These latest developments leave me with a few questions: Will Marty manage to find the motivation and gas money to actually attend his own event this time? Will Flo join team OPA and donate? Or did she make the mistake of sending the donation straight to Marty? Will the Mongoose find the courage to update the city council of his latest "good works" despite the fact that Robin could be waiting to expose him as the lying idiot he really is? And what will Balloon Betty do now that Marty has forgotten about her and the balloon she had stuck up his ass?

You readers know this blog is a guilty pleasure. Stay tuned right here to find out the answers to all of these questions as they happen!

Marty Prehn's "Justice 4 Jr" Covert Operation

As we await the next great Marty rant, I thought we would take a look at some of the stuff he posted on his Justice 4 Jr event page. The stuff on there is classic Marty and worth a look. 

"If ever there were a miscarriage of justice last Monday was the day. June 23, 2013. To understand what is going on one needs to have some history of what has transpired and how the concept of innocent until proven guilty no longer applies. I have had to resort to setting up an event page to communicate with you my fb friends and acquaintances since my cyber stalkers continue to get fb to block me from posting to my own fb page. They continue to come in under assumed names that I block and they continue to come and stalk my postings and transfer them in part or in whole to their cyber hate blog against me called the Marty Prehn Chronicles. I would suggest reading the story lines and the comments that follow as they are VERY disturbing and are intended to harass and intimidate me. They are wanting me to respond to their hate postings but I will not. They follow me around to different events that I post that I am going to and call the people that head up these events all in an attempt to slander and discredit me. They post photos that are obvious photo shopped or cropped pictures, again their intentions are to harass and intimidate and instill fear. All elements of a cyber stalker under Michigan laws. They are part of a group known as the JOEY IS A LITTLE KID hate blog group that was started and run by a Megan Van Zelfden from Irving, Texas. Google her name and see that she has a track record of stalking and harassing other people. Her father, Michael Butler is the police chief in Longmont, Colorado. This is very much a cult type group who had been part of the OCCUPY MOVEMENT and the Church of Scientology who LOVE to play mind games with people. There is a game called FAIR GAME which the end result is to get someone charged with a crime they did not commit and they get bonus points if they are able to get the victim or target sent to jail or prison. This was the case with a blog reporter in Plano, Texas who ran a Ellis County Observer blog newspaper by the name of Joey Dauben." 

Let's start with the great " Miscarriage of Justice" that happened June 23rd - a couple of weeks ago. Marty can't even get the year right. This is 2014 you dim-witted moron. Correct time orientation is one of the three dimensional tests - Time, Person and Space - used to gauge mental health. We already know that you believe you're some kind of super hero, so let's see if you really believe you're in Langley, Virginia when you're sitting at the library. Go for the crazy trifecta, Marty!

I also don't understand how that day was such an outrage. You're son, currently on probation for a previous felony and a rap sheet longer than the Eastpointe phone book, was sentenced to 180 days in jail. He plead guilty to the charges several months ago and sentencing was delayed several times. You should be celebrating that judge as a hero for giving Jr such a light sentence. It could/should have been much worse. 

The next part of this rant is typical Marty. He gives your humble blogger and his readers the blame for his latest Facebook time out. The suspension couldn't possibly be the result of him attacking people and posting their personal information. It's those pesky cyberstalkers somehow getting Facebook to shut him down. Marty, you should read Facebook's Terms of Service and figure out that your own big mouth and stupidity is what causes the constant suspensions. 

Marty is correct about one thing though; we do transfer his comments to this blog. I just can't pass up the comedic value of his idiotic posts. Not to mention, if we didn't read them, no one would. I just wish for once he would get the name right. It's THE CHRONICLES OF MARTY!! How hard is that to remember? Write it on the inside of your stupid hat! 

And thank you, Marty, for the continuous plugs for this blog! You are hurting yourself and you're too stupid to realize it. Perhaps you get it, but can't resist. Any attention is better than just being the completely unremarkable  and obscure idiot in Detroit that you'd probably be more comfortable with. You ask people to come read here but what you don't understand is when they see the truth, they become regular readers. THANKS MARTY! 

Finally, you can also see that Marty is still stuck on MVZ. He just can't accept the fact that all of his Special Agent stake outs and surveillance tapes are totally worthless. I think he clings to MVZ being the ring leader of all of this just so he has a reason to continue to watch his tapes of her masturbating. That particular VHS tape must have been in his possession when he skipped out on his rent and it didn't get abandoned with the rest of his crap. LEAVE DAD. SAVE PORN! I just hope Linda bought him a new bottle of lotion! 

There is one other statement on the J4J event page I'd like to point out:

"More to come. I will post other information related to where he is incarcerated and how you can help me get him SET FREE."

I view this statement as a set up to be used to ask for donations. How long until Marty needs money to pay a lawyer to get Jr "SET FREE"? Is this the beginning of yet another money scam by the Mongoose? Is he now going to become the "Heroin Dealer Hero"? Stay tuned to see what our super hero does next. You know it will be very entertaining.

FAIR GAME ON!