Marty Prehn and Bill Windsor - Lovers or Just Friends?

Gentle CoMmies;

The weekend is upon us and decent people across the nation gather with family and friends to enjoy the best things in life. Things like going to the movies. School or sporting events. A special dinner at home or a fine restaurant. And, of course, reading about what a f*ck up Marty Prehn is...

It's been an exciting past couple of weeks here at CoM. The first month of 2015 will forever be known for the downfall of some of the biggest idiots mankind has ever defecated. I'll be the first to say that 2015 isn't going to be the Year of the Mongoose, nor will it be the year Lawless America..The Movie makes its world premiere. Actually, it's shaping up to be just the opposite. Marty Prehn, by and thru Bill Windsor's crushing defeat in a Texas courtroom, lost the only viable threat he ever really had to use against his enemies.

The only real people or cause that Marty has successfully aligned himself with has been declared dead and it's "Advocate in Chief", Bill Windsor, is a wanted fugitive with numerous judgments and Protection Orders against him for, well, doing exactly what Marty does - harass and con people for money and make believe notoriety. You can see how those two idiots made such a great team. Windsor had the ability to harass people through the courts and Marty could do what he does best - latch on to someone's coat tails and claim to be a part of what they're doing - front and center or "behind the scenes". Marty was so caught up in the excitement of whatever con Bill Windsor was pulling that he proclaimed himself the Regional Director for Lawless America. He filled his Facebook page and even posted to this very blog with idiotic comments like this:

Marty Prehn aka THE AMBASSADOR February 4, 2014 at 5:39 PM
"Get ready for some more breaking news that will be getting National Media Attention where Megan Van Zelfden and her imaginary wittle joeys will be exposed for ALL of the word to see. I just notice in the photo on the set with ELLEN that the gold statute has been included. Thanks I thought I left it home whern that photo was taken. And Megan WHOSE YOUR BIG BOY? lol Can you create that photo that I had asked you for? You know the one with Bill Windsor as the Skipper (does the Skipper have a last name?) And me as Gilligan (does Gilligan have a last name?) David Scheid as the Professor (does the Professor have a last name?) Tammy as MaryAnn (does MaryAnn have a last name?) And of course Jennifer Love Hewitt as Ginger (I know she has a last name on the show. And maybe Brenda Battle Jordan and her husband Ken as Mr. and Mrs Thurston Cookout the III. I guess most of those on Gilligan 's Island were NOBODIES as well. Well Maggy are you up to the task? And don't forget to make the boat the SS MEKNOW and on the back of the boat LAWLESS AMERICA Windsor, Ontario. Lets see those artist skills of yours."

Marty proceeded to attach himself to Bill like a tick on Mary Deneen in Montana. The Mongoose became Lawless America's biggest, fattest lemming. Marty thought Bill was going to put him on the big screen and make him a star. That would surely get the advocacy donations rolling in. Marty would be not only a huge star but also wealthy beyond his greatest hopes. Unfortunately, Bill never figured out what everyone here knows. Anything that Marty manages to associate himself with is immediately doomed. The Elder Avenger is so toxic that just having his name attached to Lawless America meant certain death to the movement. As of yesterday, the SS MEKNOW now sits on the bottom of Vexi Lake in Ellis County Texas. I'm just amazed, yet somewhat disappointed, that the rodent Marty was able to abandon the dingy before it went down.

While telling the story of these idiots, I must mention a few of the players in the saga. When a group of people we'll refer to as the Snaps (I still can't figure out what a "Joey" is) found Windsor and recognized him as the con artist he is, they began to comment about him on a blog. Bill began a desperate search to find out who Gingersnap, the alleged leader of the Snaps, is. Enter a Balloon Sex fetish clown from Garland Texas named Betty Krenik, aka Ballon Betty. When Betty's husband became dissatisfied with the way Betty was "blowing his balloon", as it were, he supposedly had an affair with a client of his that we know as MVZ. This caused a burning hatred in Betty and an all out Internet war began. This eventually led to Betty falsely informing Bill that MVZ was the evil cookie that ran the Snaps blog. It didn't take her long to figure out that Marty was the dumbest lemming of the herd and he would jump at the chance to attack MVZ in order to stay in the LA spotlight. Marty also decided this innocent woman must also be the mastermind behind this blog as well. Marty then began to harass and defame MVZ on his Facebook page using information being fed to him by the balloon clown. Who can forget moronic CoM comments like this?

Marty Prehn aka THE ELDER AVENGER February 4, 2014 at 5:50 PM
"Meg it was very simple. Curtis Butler contacted me and told me and asked if I can get him a deal and not get prosecuted if he told Bill Windsor everything that he knows about you. Which photo should the news story show? You with your daughter at the Plano, Police Station or the one with the other people from the Occupy movement or the one that was taken at the hotel in Colorado when you complained about the smell in the hotel room and they switched your room several times and then you decided that you were going to sleep in the lobby and thats when the police were called in. Watch for the TMVZ blob page that lists all of the court cases that you have been involved in and all of the news articles and pictures of you from Kindergarten to your High School graduation. OH WHEN THE SAINTS COME MARCHING IN. I WANT TO BE A PART OF THAT NUMBER WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN and say Megan Van Elfden you have the right to remain silient as anything you say or text may be used against you in a court of law. Do you understand these rights? Opps too late the screen shot has already been taken."

We've covered all of Marty's FBI surveillance claims and his threat that he was bringing the national media to Texas with him when he went to personally slap the cuffs on MVZ. This was the, soon to be outdone, peak of Marty's stupidity because soon thereafter, Bill named a new person as leader of the Snaps. Of course, this just pointed out what a complete idiot Balloon Betty is and how stupid Marty and all his Betty fueled rants really were. It was a great source of humor for everyone involved. The naming of a new evil cookie suspect put an end to the balloon clown's role in this tale but she continues to stalk this blog daily in her search for any hateful thing she can get the Mongoose to say about MVZ.

This story has so many different twists, a book could easily be written about it. Since Robert Cookout III has already called dibs on that idea, I'll fast forward to recent events. It appears this pair of idiots have reached the end of their respective hate filled partnerships. They were both recently crushed in what were their preferred methods of harassment. Marty had always used the SCS televised council meetings to carry out his various attacks on his enemies. After his complete exposure as a lying dumb ass at the last meeting, those days could and should be finally over. Even the mayor joined the speakers in telling Marty that everyone is sick of him using the public forum to name drop, lie and attack people. It'll be interesting to see if Marty has the guts to show up for the next meeting. If he does, I'm looking forward to see what kind of reception he receives and how the council limits his next batch of lies. Our field reporters will be there. Might even "say a few words"...

It now appears Bill Windsor's assault on his enemies through failed civil litigation attempts has also come to an end. Ellis County Texas dismissed his civil case against the "Joeys" yesterday. With the dismissal of Windsor's last civil suit, he's now left with only his criminal case to play "pro se legal genius" with in court. For years now, Bill has used a courtroom to impose his vengeance on his enemies. Windsor's status as a fugitive and probable future as an incarcerated felon will put and end to his frivolous harassment through the courts. Bill learned yesterday you can't maintain a lawsuit when you can't appear in court. That had to hit the vexatious dumb ass pretty hard.

It's seems really fitting that both of these hateful idiots lost their best weapon against people within a few days of each other. Both of these monsters were shut down after years of attacks and hatred. I guess you can consider January 2015 as the month that Lawless America and its self-proclaimed Regional Director finally received what they truly deserved. To be shut down, embarrassed, and exposed for what they really are. Nothing more than spiteful scammers, liars and nobodies who desperately wanted to manufacture some notoriety. Marty Prehn and Bill Windsor chased fame together - and went down in flames together.

Good riddance to you both.