Marty Prehn Gets His Comeuppance, Part I

I'd like to start the day off with a big thank you to our loyal readership and on the scene field reporters. Yesterday, our previous record for blog views was blown out of the water! The interest level in Marty getting called out in front of the city council was unbelievable. That tells me just how fed up people have become with Marty Prehn's stupidity. Thanks again for everyone's participation.

Last night's council meeting was an absolute epic fail for the self proclaimed Elder Avenger. As the line of Marty's victims formed at the podium for the public comments to the council, you'd think Marty would have the good sense to slither out the back door, hop in the Mongoosemobile and burn rubber! Perhaps he didn't have the gas to waste and decided to stick it out, but I was shocked he didn't turn and run like he does when the buffet line opens at a stranger's funeral. To be honest, I'm glad he hung around to squirm, stumble his words and generally backpedal. After all, he got dressed to impress! Homeless Chic never looked better!

With the large amount of truth about Marty that was delivered to the council last night, it would be impossible to cover it all with just one article, so I'll have to break the report into sections. Each speaker will have their contribution covered along with Marty's attempted rebuttal to their exposure of his moronic and hateful ways. All of these speakers played an important role in the Taming of the Shrew Mongoose. Today, I'll cover the first speaker, Erica Hammel.

With the limited exposure I've had to Erica and her cause, I must say that I've been very impressed with this young mother. She came to the meeting with a purpose and she succeeded in her mission. Erica's top priority, rightfully so, was to get the word out about Wyatt's Law. She presented the council with all the background regarding the horrible abuse of her son and the circumstances that kept her from preventing it. She mentioned several elected officials she is working with to change the system in order to prevent this from happening to another child. Unlike Marty, she really is working with these officials, not just dropping names and claiming to be working "behind the scenes". Marty could learn a lot about being an advocate from this woman. Erica is a true advocate who lets her actions speak for themselves, not a fake like Marty. If anyone reading here hasn't signed the petition for Wyatt's Law, I strongly encourage you to do so. Erica and Wyatt deserve all of our support!

After Erica finished the most important part of her address to the council, she had enough time left to touch on the subject of the fake advocate and liar, Marty Prehn. She recounts how Marty showed up at a court hearing, introduced himself as an elder advocate, complete with his stupid "official" business card. She states that within five minutes, Marty was already dropping names of his celebrity and political friends. He claimed to know state representatives, the city council, and wanted to get Erica in touch with Chevrolet. Of course, no Elder Dawg lie would be complete without the promise of getting an appearance on the Ellen show. How many times have we seen this before? I'm sure Erica has already forgotten the Kid Rock benefit concert, luxury suite sporting event tickets to every professional team in Detroit, and the Hallmark movie about her and Wyatt that he's already written the script for. I'm always astounded that idiot can find the time to deliver brake pads and stalk people in the Fergan's Carquest delivery vehicle.

Erica next proceeds to point out what the Mongoose did that finally pushed her to speak out about Marty. She reads a message from a reporter that says Marty claimed to be intimately involved in Wyatt's case and was representing Erica. What she didn't mention to the council, but has pointed out in posts on Facebook, is Marty had started messaging her personal questions and had gone to the trouble of finding her home address. Ms Hammell ends her comments by telling the council Marty doesn't know her or Wyatt, is not involved with Wyatt's law in any way, and asks that Marty stop stalking her court hearings and just leave her alone. Might be time to cancel the fundraisers and move on, Marty. You won't be collecting any donations in Wyatt's name and as you learned last night, no news crews want to interview you about Wyatt and Erica. Nothing for the Mongoose to gain from this situation!

Let's skip ahead in the meeting and cover Marty's response to Erica's council address. The fact that Marty even went to the podium to speak points out just how stupid he is. I guess the presence of a news crew overrode Marty's survival instinct. If he left without speaking, how would he get in front of the camera for an interview?

Marty's answer to what Erica said was really quite simple: It's all my cyber stalker's fault! Marty claims that Erica was just fine with him until his cyber stalkers contacted her as part of their "smear campaign" against him. If people contacted Erica as part of a great conspiracy against Marty, what could they have possibly said to her that would make her disown the Mongoose and make up the claim that she was upset that Marty was claiming to represent her? The Special Agent will get to the bottom of it though, as he's having the Michigan AG get the state police to investigate the "false allocations" against the delivery boy fake advocate. I'm really looking forward to the results of this investigation as I'm sure the Mongoose will be passing out 20 year federal prison terms to all the conspirators against him. "Personally slap the cuffs" on them, I'd bet.

In the interest of saving bandwidth for reader comments, I'll wrap this article up. The basic summary of Erica's portion of the great Marty outing at the city council meeting is this: Young mother presents her idea for Wyatt's Law. She is very professional and well spoken. Points out that she wants the fat idiot fake advocate to leave her alone. The moron rebuts her address by saying it's all someone else's fault. He's going to have those people investigated by the state police. And he's just a great man who is the victim of a smear campaign against his "good works". All in all, just another average day in the life of a lying, scamming, fake advocate/idiot.

Be sure you check back tomorrow as we'll cover the next speaker involved in the great Marty "smear campaign" of 2015!