Marty Prehn's OPA Commits Suicide

Welcome to 2015, all of our faithful readers!

It's been a great holiday season, but all good things must come to an end. Except, of course, the constant entertainment Marty supplies us with. We all know the lies and grandstanding will be just as big as the Mongoose himself in 2015. One big thing did come to an end with 2014 - the great Marty imaginary charity, OPA!

For months now we've had the OPA donation tracker posted at the top right corner of this blog. I personally updated the tracker based on its posting on the Out of the Darkness website. I looked for the big donations from Marty's various announcements about signing up new corporate sponsors and had our accountants on standby with their 10-keys ready to do the tabulations. Not a single donation, corporate or otherwise, was ever posted. That was a good thing for me because I'd feared all the work I was going to have trying to keep up with all the donations on the way to the million dollar goal Marty set. Thankfully, I never once had to update the tracker. 

I also can't help but wonder what happened to all the donations from Detroit area restaurants. Marty claimed they were going to donate a dollar for every flaming cheese order that was placed. I know I personally ordered some OPA at a couple of places, just trying to do my part. Not one dollar of those donations were recorded. How could that be possible? Did the restaurants send the money directly to Marty and he kept it? Or was it just one more Marty lie? Did I really even need to ask that question?

The great OPA grand finale was scheduled to happen New Years Eve at a park in Saint Clair Shores. Bob Seger and Kid Rock were signed up as entertainment and a list of stars longer than Marty Jr's rap sheet were supposed to appear. It was going to be the greatest production ever put on by Marty. Of course, that wouldn't be hard when you consider not a single Marty production has ever actually happened. Sean "Flemshady" Fleming went by the park to video the festivities and no one was surprised at what he found.

The gates to the park were padlocked and not a single person was there. That sounds exactly like every great event Marty has ever planned. I can only assume Marty couldn't come up with the $75 it cost to rent the pavilion at the park, not to mention that he was busy "meeting with the powers to be" that evening.  A piss-poor and wrongly worded implication by Marty to suggest that he was with the Governor and Attorney General of Michigan before their inauguration gala.

As I started this article I thought I was just highlighting another great Mongoose sized epic failure, but now I question that. Is it really fair to consider OPA a failure? How can something that never existed and was never going to happen be considered a failure? I'm not highlighting another failure, just another typical Marty Prehn lie. That's all OPA, or any of Marty's events, really was. It's all just more lies. 

Now that 2015 is here, I know we all look forward to the next Elder Avenger imaginary event. Who will be the next charity or cause Marty tries to attach himself to in order to try to collect donations? Over the last few days I've noticed a couple of new Marty lies forming. Marty announced he had formed yet another task force to combat something or another. This task force, as usual, consisted of every elected official in the state of Michigan. He christened the name of this task force as "RED OLIVE". How did the Mongoose come up with this name? Was Marty stuffing his enormous gut at the restaurant with that name when he imagined this new task force? Did he make a deal with the owner for a free omelette for the national exposure the restaurant name would get by Marty attaching its name to another one of his great crusades? Surely it worked out well for those pizza vets on Ellen.

The other event we saw the first hints of is a Marty classic. He posted an invitation to Suicide Prevention Tours Facebook page to a campout in SCS on Memorial Day weekend. This will be the Campout to Stampout something or other. I just don't see how Marty does it. He's going to cram yet another event into Memorial Day weekend? He already has the SCS parade to run, along with the Lakeview High reunion stuff, plus the motorcycle rally at Freedom Hill. How does a man who can't find the energy to get out of bed and walk to the bathroom in the morning, so he pees in a sewing box, possibly organize so many different events at once? I'll tell you how; he doesn't because he has nothing to with any of those events. It's all just more Marty lies!

The best part of Marty's Campout to Stampout invite - he asked the Suicide Tour organization to read this blog and determine if it's cyber bullying. Not a good move you idiot. Anyone reading this blog can easily see it's nothing more than people exposing your lies. All we really do is post your lies, in your own words, then prove they are lies. It's really that simple Marty. I guess I shouldn't expect someone as moronic as you to understand that.

This blog is in it's second year of exposing Marty Prehn's daily lies and adventures. A guilty passion, we truly love our idiot muse and look forward to an exciting 2015!

For the final time, I'm signing off by saying OPA!

JT