Where Oh Where is Whittle Marty

Now that it's been over a week since the lynching of the Mongoose at the SCS city council meeting, Marty has remained in hiding. There have been no attack posts on his Facebook page. He hasn't announced a new advocacy cause or fundraiser scam. Marty hasn't even updated his fans about how well the benefit for Erica that he and The Hip Replacements put on this past weekend went. Maybe Elder Dawg collected so much money that he's still busy trying to count it. After a week of nothing from Marty, I have to borrow a song he wrote once. "Where oh where has whittle Marty gone? Oh where oh where could he be?"

During Marty's rebuttal of all the "allegations" presented to the council about him, he promised several things. Marty said he wasn't going to go into details about Erica's claims of him trying to hijack Wyatt's law and him posing as her agent. He instead was going to take it up with the newspapers. After checking with all the Detroit area newspapers, I've been unable to find any indication that there is an article pending about Marty in any way. Not even Marty's "good friend" Jamie Cook is working on a story to defend the good name of the Mongoose. Did Marty decide to have mercy on Erica and call off the hit piece about her that was destined for the front page of USA Today? That's the only explanation I can come up with for why the nation's press didn't rise up to correct the wrongs perpetrated against their beloved Elder Avenger.

During Marty's name dropping rebuttal to the council, he mentioned his recent favorite threat. Marty claimed he was having the Michigan AG's office involve the Michigan State Police in the investigation of the outrageous false claims against him. I'm sure by now there are teams of investigators working to arrest the criminal cyber stalkers who would dare point out Marty's own words and actions and use them to discredit his superhero reputation. It's a good thing the state of Michigan has an AG dedicated to protecting the good Mongoose name on a daily basis. I can't imagine the depth our great country would sink to if the luster of the Martin E Prehn name were to be dimmed. If world leaders will go to the trouble of changing decades of Cold World policies after Ronald Reagan spent one day with "Dimples Prehn", prosecuting Marty's detractors is the least the AG can do.

I've now begun scanning all the Detroit area television station news sites searching for Marty's next advocacy cause. We all know by now that Marty's advocacy is determined by what story might draw some media coverage. Maybe we haven't heard from the Mongoose because he doesn't want to tip anyone off to where he's going to be fundraising next. Or has Marty been called out of FBI retirement for a top secret undercover assignment? You know, once a Special Agent, always a Special Agent. Marty's unwavering dedication to protecting our country from evil takes priority over everything, except maybe sitting in the 7-11 parking lot staring at Primo's. Even a top secret undercover agent has to have his priorities.

Now that the SCS city council has told Marty to "stay the hell away", what the next move for the Mongoose? Will he find a new forum for pronouncing his great good works and attacking his cyber stalkers? Or will he use his standard approach and just pretend it didn't happen? How long will Marty stay tamped down before he comes back with a new advocacy scam and victims? Is Linda Fergan Bowery trying to rebuild the Elder Dawg's spirit so he can once again attempt to get donations rolling in order to help pay their enormous food bill? Will FERGAN'S Carquest continue to support Marty and all of his stalking endeavors? Stay tuned for the latest breaking news about Marty, you know it won't be long until his stupidity resumes.