The Inevitable Marty Prehn

It's another great Friday here at CoM. As we wait for the next great "fireworks" display to hit Saint Clair Shores, the anticipation continues to build. The worlds biggest idiot, Marty Prehn, has gone much too long without any form of outburst. When will the Mongoose make his next threat filled attack post? How long until Elder Dawg announces his next great advocacy cause? Who will Marty target next with his attention stealing scams? At this rate, dumb ass Marty is never going to make the nightly news or front page.

Several rumors are swirling around Michigan that involve the continued downfall of the fake advocate/secret undercover agent Marty. Apparently, the people involved in these rumors don't use the Mongoose approach to life. Instead of broadcasting empty threats and lies about what they are going to do, they have decided to remain quiet about what real actions they are taking. Our crack operatives have been unable to confirm what is coming but, I have high hopes its going to be good. Maybe we'll finally get to see more "fireworks" like we witnessed at the SCS city council meeting that shamed Marty into submission.

We'll continue to keep our eyes and ears open in the pursuit of the next Marty embarrassment. If past history is any indication, there will be a great Marty attack coming soon. It may not come from Marty directly because, as the true coward he is, he uses others to do his dirty work now. Maybe there will be an upcoming press conference announcement. Or we might get more state police/FBI/CIA/DOJ threats that only the Mongoose and Carla are dumb enough to post. One thing is guaranteed, when Marty learns that more bad news is coming, he will be sure to fill the Internet with his lies, empty threats, and childish attacks. That's all Marty really knows how to do and I can't imagine this will ever change.

As Marty tries to keep his complete obsession with getting any form of attention from the press tamped down, the frustration in him must be growing. Marty's entire life is based on his constant attempt to garner any kind of notoriety. If the idiot hasn't figured out he's never going to achieve this life long goal by now, he's never going to. Has Marty finally figured out that everyone in his area of operation now is well aware of who he really is? Will Marty attempt to find new areas to seek the attention he so desperately craves? How much longer can he convince Flo that she is financing a great advocate without any form of proof he's doing anything other that sitting on the couch ordering pizza and wings with her money? How much longer will Linda put up with his smell and attempts to replace her? What will Marty be camping out to stamp out when he's once again sleeping in the Mongoosemobile?

Stay tuned right here because you know as soon as the biggest idiot we've ever seen pulls his next moronic stunt, we'll have the in depth coverage you've come to expect. All Marty, all the time, CoMmies!!

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Defendant Marty Prehn

It's Friday once again my fellow CoMmies, time for another Marty the Moron update. Now that the Mongoose has virtually disappeared from public view, we are counting the days until he reappears with some new advocacy cause that might get him on TV, or maybe more empty, worthless threats aimed at his "cyber stalkers". He's got to announce something to keep the cashFlo coming.

While doing a regular glance for new Marty stupidity, our operatives came across a little interesting tidbit. Marty is now a named defendant in a lawsuit filed by Eric Gala. This really isn't anything new for Marty. He's been sued several times with the same results. A default judgement against him because he never bothered to answer the suit or appear in court. In Marty's world, there really isn't a reason for him to show up. Other than what has to be a decrepit cottage, Marty has nothing. Trying to collect from Marty is an act of futility. You'll never see a nickel because he eats it as fast as he makes it. 

It appears that Marty's days of not caring if he gets sued are about to get complicated. There is now proof that Marty is using various Fergan's Carquest assets while stalking and harassing his victims. Video of him doing his stalking drive bys in the company delivery vehicle and IP tracking of his use of the company computer have changed the game. Marty using these company assets even after ownership was made aware he is doing it, makes Fergan's jointly responsible. The company can now be named as a defendant in the harassment and defamation suit that a little bird told me was getting filed soon. Maybe Marty shouldn't have defamed so many lawyers and powerful Detroit area people.

No one will ever get any money out of Marty. You can't get blood from a turnip, or money from a worthless, idiotic rodent. Unfortunately for Marty and Fergan's, people have decided to use the Bill Windsor playbook and name Fergan's as a party. I can't wait to see what Linda will say during her deposition. How will she and her dad explain the evidence they knew what Marty was doing and continued to allow the use of their company to help him do it?

What this will all come down to is, how much is Marty worth to Fergan's business? As Windsor's victims have learned, fighting a lawsuit gets really expensive really fast. How much is daddy Fergan willing to spend on lawyers just to clear his company's name because of Marty? If it was me, I'd get Marty out of my business faster than the Elder Dawg can eat a large pizza. As long as Marty is still employed there and given company assets to continue being Marty, more suits are sure to follow. Is an obese idiot delivery drive really valuable enough to justify tens of thousands in legal fees? I guess we'll soon find out.

Are you "Hot and Ready" Marty? Pizza Pizza you dumb ass!

 

More Mongoose Stupidity Coming Soon.

Where Oh Where is Whittle Marty

Now that it's been over a week since the lynching of the Mongoose at the SCS city council meeting, Marty has remained in hiding. There have been no attack posts on his Facebook page. He hasn't announced a new advocacy cause or fundraiser scam. Marty hasn't even updated his fans about how well the benefit for Erica that he and The Hip Replacements put on this past weekend went. Maybe Elder Dawg collected so much money that he's still busy trying to count it. After a week of nothing from Marty, I have to borrow a song he wrote once. "Where oh where has whittle Marty gone? Oh where oh where could he be?"

During Marty's rebuttal of all the "allegations" presented to the council about him, he promised several things. Marty said he wasn't going to go into details about Erica's claims of him trying to hijack Wyatt's law and him posing as her agent. He instead was going to take it up with the newspapers. After checking with all the Detroit area newspapers, I've been unable to find any indication that there is an article pending about Marty in any way. Not even Marty's "good friend" Jamie Cook is working on a story to defend the good name of the Mongoose. Did Marty decide to have mercy on Erica and call off the hit piece about her that was destined for the front page of USA Today? That's the only explanation I can come up with for why the nation's press didn't rise up to correct the wrongs perpetrated against their beloved Elder Avenger.

During Marty's name dropping rebuttal to the council, he mentioned his recent favorite threat. Marty claimed he was having the Michigan AG's office involve the Michigan State Police in the investigation of the outrageous false claims against him. I'm sure by now there are teams of investigators working to arrest the criminal cyber stalkers who would dare point out Marty's own words and actions and use them to discredit his superhero reputation. It's a good thing the state of Michigan has an AG dedicated to protecting the good Mongoose name on a daily basis. I can't imagine the depth our great country would sink to if the luster of the Martin E Prehn name were to be dimmed. If world leaders will go to the trouble of changing decades of Cold World policies after Ronald Reagan spent one day with "Dimples Prehn", prosecuting Marty's detractors is the least the AG can do.

I've now begun scanning all the Detroit area television station news sites searching for Marty's next advocacy cause. We all know by now that Marty's advocacy is determined by what story might draw some media coverage. Maybe we haven't heard from the Mongoose because he doesn't want to tip anyone off to where he's going to be fundraising next. Or has Marty been called out of FBI retirement for a top secret undercover assignment? You know, once a Special Agent, always a Special Agent. Marty's unwavering dedication to protecting our country from evil takes priority over everything, except maybe sitting in the 7-11 parking lot staring at Primo's. Even a top secret undercover agent has to have his priorities.

Now that the SCS city council has told Marty to "stay the hell away", what the next move for the Mongoose? Will he find a new forum for pronouncing his great good works and attacking his cyber stalkers? Or will he use his standard approach and just pretend it didn't happen? How long will Marty stay tamped down before he comes back with a new advocacy scam and victims? Is Linda Fergan Bowery trying to rebuild the Elder Dawg's spirit so he can once again attempt to get donations rolling in order to help pay their enormous food bill? Will FERGAN'S Carquest continue to support Marty and all of his stalking endeavors? Stay tuned for the latest breaking news about Marty, you know it won't be long until his stupidity resumes.

Coming Soon:The Fleecing of Flo