The Inevitable Marty Prehn

It's another great Friday here at CoM. As we wait for the next great "fireworks" display to hit Saint Clair Shores, the anticipation continues to build. The worlds biggest idiot, Marty Prehn, has gone much too long without any form of outburst. When will the Mongoose make his next threat filled attack post? How long until Elder Dawg announces his next great advocacy cause? Who will Marty target next with his attention stealing scams? At this rate, dumb ass Marty is never going to make the nightly news or front page.

Several rumors are swirling around Michigan that involve the continued downfall of the fake advocate/secret undercover agent Marty. Apparently, the people involved in these rumors don't use the Mongoose approach to life. Instead of broadcasting empty threats and lies about what they are going to do, they have decided to remain quiet about what real actions they are taking. Our crack operatives have been unable to confirm what is coming but, I have high hopes its going to be good. Maybe we'll finally get to see more "fireworks" like we witnessed at the SCS city council meeting that shamed Marty into submission.

We'll continue to keep our eyes and ears open in the pursuit of the next Marty embarrassment. If past history is any indication, there will be a great Marty attack coming soon. It may not come from Marty directly because, as the true coward he is, he uses others to do his dirty work now. Maybe there will be an upcoming press conference announcement. Or we might get more state police/FBI/CIA/DOJ threats that only the Mongoose and Carla are dumb enough to post. One thing is guaranteed, when Marty learns that more bad news is coming, he will be sure to fill the Internet with his lies, empty threats, and childish attacks. That's all Marty really knows how to do and I can't imagine this will ever change.

As Marty tries to keep his complete obsession with getting any form of attention from the press tamped down, the frustration in him must be growing. Marty's entire life is based on his constant attempt to garner any kind of notoriety. If the idiot hasn't figured out he's never going to achieve this life long goal by now, he's never going to. Has Marty finally figured out that everyone in his area of operation now is well aware of who he really is? Will Marty attempt to find new areas to seek the attention he so desperately craves? How much longer can he convince Flo that she is financing a great advocate without any form of proof he's doing anything other that sitting on the couch ordering pizza and wings with her money? How much longer will Linda put up with his smell and attempts to replace her? What will Marty be camping out to stamp out when he's once again sleeping in the Mongoosemobile?

Stay tuned right here because you know as soon as the biggest idiot we've ever seen pulls his next moronic stunt, we'll have the in depth coverage you've come to expect. All Marty, all the time, CoMmies!!