A Disgraced Marty Prehn Speaks!

You know, there are certain things in life that we just grow accustomed to, perhaps even take for granted. Those simple blessings - kids playing in the backyard, Pastor knocking it out of the park with a great morning sermon or the missus making a chicken dinner that just can't be beat. Yep. Everything is in its place and God is in His heaven.

Oh, and Marty Prehn is spreading stupid, sexually-laced lies on Facebook.

Just like death and taxes, there are certain things in this world you know are eventually going to happen. One of these things pertains to Marty Prehn. As sure as the earth continues to spin, Marty is going to supply us with lie-filled empty threats on a regular basis. Saturday night, Marty let one of his most moronic threat posts fly on the fugitive Bill Windsor's Facebook page. Welcome back, dumb ass. We've missed you.

Like a swimmer dipping his toe in the pool before jumping in, Marty tested the waters with the seemingly tame threat that he was getting the diabolical Flemshady fired:

"Marty Prehn

Interesting that FLEM SHADY WORKS FOR AT&T. FOR HOW LONG IS THE NEXT MOST LOGICAL QUESTION.

1 · More · Yesterday at 9:42pm"

Personally, I don't really find it all that interesting to learn where Flemshady is currently employed. I'm also not sure who really cares how much longer he will continue working there. Until he retires maybe? Until he finds a different job? Maybe he'll just quit when he gets his big fat check from selling Bill Windsor's house in Georgia. I am certain of one thing, Marty won't be a factor in the answer to that question.

As you can see from the time stamp on Marty's comment, it was made fairly early on a Saturday night. After receiving only one "lemming like" - from himself - and checking this blog numerous times for a reaction, Marty just hadn't received the satisfaction he desired. A few hours and a six pack of Milwaukee's Best later, Marty decides it's time to ramp up his threat and add the lies it needs to become fitting of something coming from the idiot Mongoose. He next posts this lie-filled threat:

"Marty Prehn

Now Flem is sending messages to a married woman with children and talking about his genitals and asking her lewd and disturbing questions. He appears to be obsessed with stalking and harassing people and being sexually graphic and has been told to stop. His employer has been contacted by this woman and the FBI in Florida has been contacted and they have met with her.

1 · More · Today at 1:27a"

While looking through my Facebook news feed the next morning, I noticed an interesting screen shot posted on Flemshady's page. It was a conversation between Sean and Marty's Florida bitch, Carla. It referenced a comment by Marty that made me start checking. Once I found the comments, everything made sense. Here is the conversation Marty is referring to in his comment:

As you can easily see, Marty the idiot has once again showed us just how far he will go to attack someone. I can't see anywhere in this conversation where Sean says anything inappropriate. Any lewd comments were made by the lying buffoon he sent the message to. Marty just doesn't have the intelligence to figure out how utterly moronic it is to post his lies when they are so easy to prove as false. After all the times Marty claims to have screen shots of this and that, he is still stupid enough to think other people don't do likewise.

Marty goes on to finish his lame worthless threat by claiming Flemshady's employer has been contacted. I'm still trying to figure out why Marty thinks his employer should be contacted over a Facebook private message. Should people Marty messages his perverted crap start calling Fergan's Carquest and telling them what a desperate pervert their delivery boy is? Actually, maybe people should give that a try and see what they say. And Marty being, well, Marty, he can't spew a good threat without including a three letter agency in it somewhere.

Several readers have asked me who this Carla woman is. It's really quite simple. Shes a fat, lying, perverted, racist who claims to work with the CIA and FBI. In other words, a female version of Marty who is dumb enough to play his stooge. She is so insignificant, she's really not worth wasting anymore of my time on, so I won't. Cheers, Carla. This blog follows Marty Prehn. Have a nice life.

In closing, it's almost comforting to see Marty make his lie-filled worthless threats once again. The comedic value of his complete stupidity really is priceless. Has anyone here ever seen a bigger idiot in their life? I always heard there were people like Marty out there, but I thought our education system could identify them while they were still school children and give them special attention. Apparently, Marty slipped through the cracks and is still free to roam around in public, despite having a double digit or less IQ.

Yep. Some things in life you just count on...