Marty Prehn and Balloon Betty: Match Made In Pervert Heaven

With the approach of the holiday of lovers, Valentine's Day, I thought we should cover what could be the greatest match ever made by Cupid. The pairing of the Mongoose and Balloon Betty is truly a match made in pervert heaven. This power couple has so much in common, nothing would ever be able to come between them. Let's examine all the similarities between these two morons.

We've discussed Marty's many perverted comments throughout our coverage of the idiot advocate. Many of Marty's victims have revealed the sexual content of his texts and messages to them. I believe RC3 even dedicated an entire article to this subject titled Sexually Frustrated Mongoose. Balloon Betty's fetish sexual lifestyle is well documented in the court records in her divorce from her first husband. One thing is very clear when looking at these two idiots. Both have deep issues when it comes to sex. We witnessed Marty's obsession with MVZ and his claims of his surveillance tapes of her masturbating with various stuffed animals. It can't be just a coincidence that Betty's balloon fetish turned into a business of making balloon animals. Was this the connection that brought Marty and Betty together? Was their shared obsession with sex with miniature fake animals a factor in this super hero couple's forming?

Another aspect of the pairing of these two is their involvement with the vexi idiot Bill Windsor. Both Marty and Betty attempted to be key players in Windsor's Texas lawsuit. We all saw Marty's constant supply of people Windsor needed to add to the Texas lawsuit farce. Betty went so far as to supply Windsor with a perjury filled affidavit he filed in the suit. Marty's desperate need to be someone combined with Betty's obsession with MVZ resulted in the months of attacks on MVZ posted by Marty. Apparently Betty had already run out of ways to attack MVZ so she needed a new location to seek her revenge. She found the perfect stooge in Marty Prehn. He was willing to post anything fed to him by Betty just to be able to appear to be a lead investigator for Windsor. It does lead me to question what Betty was offering or promising Marty for jumping when she snapped. Was she sending him balloon animals to play with? Did Marty have hopes that Betty would be shaking and not stirring him sometime soon? The only word that comes to mind is ewwww. 

A few days ago we learned that the relationship between Betty and Marty was not one sided. Betty posted this comment on CoM after she was mentioned in our previous article:

"So Marty posts that CURTIS BUTLER told him about MVZ and her involvement with the "Joeys". Windsor finds the liable case against her in Collin County forcing the take down of the first Joeyisalittlekid blog and you attack someone you know NOTHING about? THIS IS A CEASE & DESIST NOTICE. I already have ID information from Facebook on the fake page you set up with my name and photo. I have looked up the top lawyers in the country for cyber stalking. TAKE MY NAME OFF THIS BLOG IMMEDIATELY OR EXPECT TO HEAR FROM AN ATTORNEY WITHIN THIRTY DAYS!!!!!"

You can see from this comment, Betty learned from the Mongoose as well. Marty has taught Betty the fine art of making a worthless threat. She says she's looked up the top cyber stalker lawyers in the country and gives us a 30 day deadline before they contact us. Obviously Betty hasn't learned from Marty's constant deadline failures. And just like Marty, she has no idea who she's sending her team of lawyers after. Betty has no idea who writes this blog, just like Marty. And if Marty and Betty spent as much time researching cyber stalking as they do trying to get sexual satisfaction from sex with various animal balloons, they would stop claiming they're being cyber stalked. I also love Betty's use of two of Marty's tried and true failure tactics. The all caps threat combined with a cease and desist. Classic!

Now that Bill Windsor's lawsuit has been dismissed and he's a fugitive on the run, where does this leave his biggest idiot pair? Marty no longer has the threat of having Windsor sue his "haters" and Betty doesn't have an avenue to attack MVZ. What can this couple do next to grow their relationship? Maybe Betty will come to SCS and make balloon animals during a future city council meeting to try to help Marty get back in their good graces. Or maybe Marty can travel to Garland Tx and join the balloon clown performing at kids parties. I can only think that this idiot couple will just fade away with the demise of Bill Windsor. Sorry Marty and Betty, it looks like the sexual balloon animals have popped.