Mongoose Burrows Underground

Like Robert Cookout before him, Marty feels the need to skip town and run, but for entirely different reasons.

When Bob sold his highly successful blog, Chronicles of Marty, he pursued his second passion - getting drunk and stumbling around all day on a beach in a foreign country.

Marty, however, just feels the need to run. And run he is...

In today's coverage of Marty's latest stupidity, I thought I'd stick with the Mongoose's chosen subject matter from this past weekend. Marty decided he needed to start attacking Flemshady once again. This time, Marty circled back to a subject he has posted about previously on the now incarcerated Bill Windsor's page. The idiot Elder Dawg left this comment for our amusement:

"Marty Prehn likes a link.
February 28 at 5:35pm ·
Some people just don't understand the words STOP and CEASE and DESIST. 2 interesting court cases involving Flem Shady. in Oakland County case 2005-707865-DM involving a Brenda Lyn Fleming and a another case 2012-792145-DO. with Teresa Pasternacki. The 1st case is a divorce hearing involving a minor child and the 2nd is a divorce case without any children involved. Interesting that in atleast one of these cases a Personal Protection Order was requested. Gee I wonder why? Fireworks? you betcha"

As you can see from this comment, Marty has no shame about his continued harassment attempts aimed at Flemshady. After wasting countless hours searching public records for any kind of dirt he can dig up on his latest target, all the moron can come up with are summary divorce records - dates, status, etc. Marty is so stupid he thinks he's found something to use to attack somebody once again. He goes so far as to post the case numbers for Sean Flemings two divorces. This just makes it easier to research what Marty is trying to use for harassment. After looking at the records, Marty's big hint that Sean was somehow violent and had a restraining order placed on him to protect a woman is standard Marty. It's complete bullshit as usual. The restraining order was issued to both parties to restrict them from selling off any marital assets before the divorce was complete - pretty standard procedure when you actually own stuff purchased during the marriage - another foreign concept to Marty. So where are the "fireworks" Marty seems to think he posted? Duds.

Since Marty has decided that posting about people's past divorces is considered "fireworks", and Sean refuses to play Marty's latest stupid little game, I thought I'd highlight one of Marty's two marriages that ended in divorce. If he thinks that other people are bad because they divorced, then what his past marriage reveals says so much more about what type of person the Elder Avenger is.

Marty's second marriage victim was a woman named Rebecca (Becci) who now lives in Berkley Michigan. I've never figured out how Marty could ever convince any woman to marry him to begin with but, it appears he pulled it off. Apparently this woman didn't pick up on what a loser Marty really is until it was far too late. Maybe Marty convinced her he was a rich and powerful man because this happened while Marty was spending his parents money faster than they were. Becci missed what should have been a huge red flag that Marty was worthless. While planning their wedding, in an attempt to have a free party, Marty tried to include his wedding reception in an anniversary party his siblings were having for their parents. Of course the siblings refused to let Marty turn a celebration of their parents successful marriage into his wedding reception just because he was too cheap to pay for it himself.

I'm sure it didn't take Becci long to figure out what a total waste of excessive skin Marty Prehn really is. After several years of dealing with Marty, Becci had finally taken all she could of the fat idiot. She left Marty and later filed for divorce. This is when she got another great example of what type of person she had been conned into marrying. In Michigan, a marriage has to last a certain length of time before either party can ask for spousal support in the divorce. Marty began doing what he's now become famous for; dodging service of legal papers. Marty had figured out that if he avoided service long enough, he could ask for spousal support from Becci because she was the only one who actually had a job during the marriage. Marty, being the complete piece of shit we all know him to be, saw an opportunity to find a way to get money from another victim. Fortunately for Becci, process servers caught up to the the running fat ass Mongoose on Valentine's Day before Marty reached his spousal support finish line. Kinda the story of Marty's pathetic life, never manages to finish anything.

As Marty continues his usual attacks on people just for exposing what a lying scam-attempting loser he really is, we are hearing rumors that Marty is once again dodging a process server. Why is Marty running this time? Is it just instinct for the Mongoose to flee anytime someone has a legal summons for him? Is someone finally going to sue Marty for all of the things he does to hurt people? Does law enforcement want to question Marty about his involvement in the crimes committed by Bill Windsor? Whatever it is, Marty must know it can't be good because there are so many things he's guilty of. Marty is doing the same thing he's been doing his entire life - running from the reality of the true idiot loser he has always been and always will be.

Fireworks Marty? You betcha. Fireworks indeed, you hapless dumbass.