Evil Mongoose Spawn...

Not dissimilar to giving your son a Bubble Mower or daughter an Easy Bake Oven, Marty is preparing Jr to follow in his footsteps; aka Mongoose Tutoring.

Throughout our coverage of Marty Prehn's antics, we've seen plenty of examples of what a lowlife he truly is. Nothing sacred - nothing off limits.

Marty has spent at least the last twenty years doing his best to get others to pay his way through a life of leisure and sitting around eating too much. From his parents, various scams, fundraisers, Florence Iverson and anyone else Marty could con into donating a few dollars to help with his imaginary "good works", Elder Dawg has depended on others to support him. The reason Marty is constantly looking for something to attach his name to for some media coverage is simple; he needs to manufacture evidence of his advocacy work to post on his Facebook page so he has something to reference when begging for money. It's hard to ask people to donate to Marty's cause of the month when all he really does is sit on his enormous ass searching the Internet for things to take credit for.

Marty the Junior lived with his dad up until Marty lost his parent's home. Jr saw first hand how Marty depended on anyone he could to pay his bills and more importantly, feed him. When your father has no job, and no plans to get one, it's hard for a youngster to learn the value of hard work. Marty's absolute refusal to work to support himself set the example for his son, who was watching the whole time. It now appears that Marty Jr is going to follow in his fathers footsteps and start trying to scam his way through life. 

That's right CoMmies, you are actually seeing that correctly. The above picture is a screen shot from Marty Jr's (aka Marty Erwin) Facebook page. It is a link to a GoFundMe.com page set up by Jr to raise funds for his father's emergency heart transplant. I can only assume Jr decided that selling drugs was just too much work and has now moved into the family business - scamming donations. Daddy must be so proud!

Obviously, Marty has passed his strongest character traits on to the next generation of worthless, idiotic morons named Martin E Prehn. I guess it's safe to say Jr has now graduated from Mongoose Tutoring. Jr is following the Mongoose playbook so closely, he didn't even bother to think up a new scam. He just recycled his mentor's "I Need a Hero" fiasco, and dumbed it way down while increasing the impact of the lie. Who can forget the Marty narrative posted here where the Mongoose was trying to con Ellen Degeneres, Paula Deen and others because he needed a lifesaving pacemaker and was gonna put on a star studded weekend long event, complete with his own eulogy and casket!

Jr is now attempting the lazy version of the same scam. No need to send messages to famous people, or announce a fake fundraiser. Just spend five minutes setting up a donation page and now claim that his precious papa Marty needs a heart transplant - yes, that same papa that he removed as a Facebook friend and dropped his last name. Jr has managed to do even less work than Marty did when this scam was first attempted. Has Jr now taken the famous Prehn laziness to a new level? Has the student now become the master?

Now that Marty Jr has decided to follow his infamous father's career path, what should we expect to see from him? If Jr follows his Mongoose Tutoring like his dad taught him, he should soon be announcing his great advocacy against something he is guilty of doing. Of course, Jr's options are more limited than Marty's because he's so much younger. He hasn't had the time to commit the variety of low life acts his father has. Will Jr become an advocate against drug sales and use? Maybe Jr can have a Camp Out to Stamp Out Assault with Bodily Injury (less than manslaughter, of course). Or, he could take up the fight against using stolen credit cards online. How about advocating to end Bridge Card/Food Stamp fraud? The list of possibilities grows by the day! In my opinion, Jr should organize a Walk Against Deadbeat Parents. He could use some of the money raised to pay down his back child support before he ends up in jail again for non payment.

Tay Tay needs some new shoes, Marty Erwin!