Now that 2015 is well underway, everyone here knew Marty would be busy coming up with new events and snappy catchphrases for the new year. The first new phrase I saw Marty throw out was "Justice for Jean in 2015". This announcement was made a couple of weeks before the ball dropped in Times Square, but hasn't been seen since. How many years has Marty been getting this justice? So many, I've lost count. But I'm sure 2015 will finally be the year it happens. I believe the justice is scheduled to happen right after Marty wraps up this years million dollar "I Need a Hero" event/memorial service for the Mongoose. There should be the requisite fireworks associated with this great event, and, of course, national media coverage.
Our previous article covered Marty's great fundraiser announcement at the city council meeting. He claimed to be working with a local musician to organize a fundraiser for a woman he's never met or even spoken to. By now I'd bet that Jimmy V has already said "Marty who?" I have to admit, I'm disappointed Marty didn't bother to give this fundraiser a name or catchphrase, or perhaps it's enveloped into the covert "Operation Red Olive" and I don't have the proper security clearance. I still have hope he'll come up with something great by the next state of the Mongoose address. I'm thinking "The Hip Replacements jam for Marty's Latest Scam!"
Marty has just started the hype machine for the event I think could be his greatest for 2015. He has already come up with his rhyming name and begun asking people to participate in this great event. The CAMPOUT TO STAMPOUT!(C2S). This nondescript event has Marty written all over it. He's claiming to be organizing a big campout to help end suicide and bullying, along with any other causes he can think of to add. Were Marty to have a smidgen of loyalty in his idiot body, he'd be raising money for either sunscreen or thermal underwear for his fugitive friend, Bill Windsor. A scam coverall, if you will, with C2S the possibilities for this event are endless. Of course, as of this writing, no date for this extravaganza has been set. That will allow Marty to dream up all the various activities that will be happening during the campout, and work Flo for money for several months leading up to its sudden disappearance. "She can't remember what she had for lunch. Surely she'll forget why she wrote me a check..."
Marty also hasn't revealed the location for his great campout. It shouldn't be hard for the Mongoose to find a location though. Marty knows where all the great camping spots in Macomb County are from his days of sleeping in the Mongoosemobile. I'm sure he'll find the perfect spot, complete with a dumpster to feed from and pee behind. Marty will most likely try to keep the location a secret though. That's the only way to prevent a Flemshady drive-by video that proves the whole thing was a lie.
Marty hasn't mentioned the various camping activities he has planned yet but you know he'll be busy dreaming them up.
Any campout Marty is planning can't help but be as big a disaster as any horror movie camping trip, though. We are, after all, talking about Marty here. I'm predicting as big of a disaster as Lawless America... The Non-Movie.
Any campout Marty is planning can't help but be as big a disaster as any horror movie camping trip, though. We are, after all, talking about Marty here. I'm predicting as big of a disaster as Lawless America... The Non-Movie.
Maybe Bob Seger will lead a sing-along. Grizzly Adams could lead a seminar on how to survive a night in the Detroit wilderness. Betty White can judge a Half Pint costume contest. Pastor Terry Jones will organize S'mores making at a Quran bonfire! It'll be a great time for everyone. Marty's friend, Carla Whatsherface, will head up the medical team. She can take care of applying band aids for scratches and mosquito bites or changing adult diapers. CIA help or terrorist chasing, optional.
Everyone fire up your PayPal account and get your deposit into Marty as fast as possible. As with any Marty event, he needs your money ASAP.
7-11 wants their Slim Jim money and Marty is out of gas again...
I have to stop laughing and wipe my eyes from tears caused by laughing after reading this .. best post ever ^^^^^^^
ReplyDeleteLMAO @ Camp Crystal Lake!! I was SO thinking that same thing when reading. HAHAHAH he's really running out of ideas. This is the stupidest one of them all. And that's saying a lot, since they are all stupid! Here's a question seriously, do they make sleeping bags that big? Or will he need to buy like three to zip together? Oh, who am I kidding, there won't be any campout. HAHAHA
ReplyDeleteI'm still waiting for the sequel to " The Legendary Doc Chism ".
ReplyDeleteSomeone needs to alert this young mother. Sounds like she has enough problems without this con in her life...
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To St. Clair Shores newest HERO and child advocate Erica Hammel. I am regifting this song and dedicating it to you and Wyatt the Warrior. You gave your word that you would be heard and you are the voice to STOP child abuse and is now being heard around the county, the state and the country as NO ONE will take your son away from you. You and Baby Wyatt are now the voice and the faces who will addressing the issue of child abuse. You are such an inspiration and advocate. You call my name and I will be there. You have my card and my number. Great to meet your father as well. God bless you and your miracle child. National Elder Advocate and Special Agent Marty Prehn. See you on Wednesday.
I Promise You - Kenny Rogers
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Time to apply what we used to save the life of Dr. Jim Chism and use it to get national media attention to STOP child abuse like what happened to Wyatt the Warrior from St. Clair Shores. Whether against the elderly or against our children there is NO EXCUSE FOR CHILD OR ELDER ABUSE. Hands off. Hugs on. And learning and teaching people to Help Others. We have 2 new HEROES from St. Clair Shores. Wyatt the Whittle Wounded Warrior aka Wyatt Burp and his mother Erica Hammel aka Wonder Woman and Super Mom. Erica this is the other case that I was involved in that I told you about. Were you able to watch the You Tube video that I told you about?"
BREAKING NEWS!
ReplyDeleteLegendary Doc Chism gives candid phone interview about life, children and their fat friend Marty Prehn!
Will post soon. Mr Tuttle, how can I get the audio to you?
wonder if Marty will do his normal thanking of the reporters of the court for Erica and Wyatt this Wednesday knowing he had nothing to do with them being there. But of course hell thank them as if he asked th to cover it well knowing that it was going to be covered beforehand and that is how he found out about it all I. The first place off he boob tube.
ReplyDeleteMarty has a new obsession target, Erica Hammel.
ReplyDeleteCan always see them coming. It's usually too late once he starts the stupid song dedications...
Marty McFly lol
ReplyDeleteIs Marty unaware that the law is looking real close at all his best buddy fugitive's associates? I'm surprised he's being so public under the scrutiny he's under. Hope when he bounces his bundle of blubber into court, that he is arrested like his fugitive BFF was.
ReplyDeleteWho am I kidding ^ I hope they arrest him and he's wearing that stupid raggedy "Special Agent" hat.
DeleteObsessing on that poor girl serves several of his evil, disgusting purposes:
DeleteA) Attempt to be in a news media of any kind. TV is the holy grail, but will settle for the Macomb Daily. Neither are likely, especially since Jamie Cook wrote him off as a complete idiot.
B) Convince Florence Iverson of his continued "good works". Gotta keep that cashflo coming...
C) Get donations. $80/week before taxes doesn't go as far as it used to.
D) He's a perverted, smelly fat man. No explanation necessary.
Word for the year ..... "StuFaVil" = Stupid Fat Evil
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