Little Brain on the Fathead

With less than three weeks until we celebrate the birth of the Son of God, I'm sure everyone is looking forward to the true big event - the official tally of the corporate donations to OPA!

I hope everyone enjoyed their Thanksgiving without over imbibing, unlike an unnamed recent visitor. I'm still trying to get the puke smell out of the break room.

Throughout our coverage of the raw stupidity that is Marty, one thing has always been obvious. He has an obsession with all things television related. Marty's childhood - and his adult life for that matter - must have been spent sitting in front of a TV eating. When you're an outcast that nobody can stand to be around, TV can become a substitute for real human contact. 

Marty seems to be able to find a connection between any lie he is currently involved in and some old movie or TV show. Most of Marty's moronic comments are aimed at or about someone he recently saw on TV. The most recent example of Marty seeing someone on TV and immediately trying to become involved in their life is illuminated in the following comments that were made on the host of a local Detroit morning show's Facebook page. Marty watched one morning when Melissa Gilbert from Little House on the Prairie was a cohost:

Marty Prehn
"One of her shows on LHOTP helped me to save a WWII vet from dying. Go to the group page Saving the life of army vet Jim Chism. Also google JUSTICE 4 JEAN by David Schied. Half pint and Pretty Woman. Detroits new DYNAMIC DUO."
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This comment is a great example of Marty trying to get the attention of someone he saw on TV. It's also a classic example of his disjointed thought process, as the sentences have little relation to, well, anything. I'd be very interested to hear exactly how a television show helped Marty save a life. To be honest,  I still haven't figured out how Marty saved a life while sitting in a car outside of the hospital he was banned from. But what's even more puzzling to me is how can watching Marty's lie fest about his family tie into the ridiculous claims of his life saving being helped by an episode of LHOTP? As is Marty's custom, he can find a link between any situation and his greatness or his lies about his family. By the way, that Justice 4 Jean bullshit was filmed by the now incarcerated Bill Windsor, aka inmate #14-1898.

After Marty gets the usual response to his "look at me" comment - nothing - he has to take his stupidity to the next level. He then leaves this moronic comment on the same thread:

Marty Prehn
"Karen Drew when time permits please ask Melissa what her favorite episode was. I will bet it was the episode where Ernest Borgnine played God up on the Mountain top and her wooden cross floated down the river and her Pa found her. She wanted to make a deal with God to take her to heaven and let her dead brother come back to live instead of her. No shows like that on tv anymore. Time for a Little House Reunion on LIVE IN THE D. Karen Drew you and WDIV Rock. Time for a NBC SPECIAL LIVE from Detroit with Floyd Shad And A PAC A LAFS NOW to pay tribute to our troops."
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This is Marty's idiocy on display for the world to see. So Marty thinks he knows an actor's favorite episode of a show they once starred on? Something tells me the episode Marty referenced must have been rerun that same day. That comment screams "I'm obsessed with you and if I could, I'd stalk you too!"

Another question I have: What's with Marty and reunions? He's constantly calling for a reunion of some group. High School, Chism family, and now LHOTP. Does he like reunions because he can pretend to be a part of a group? Is it a chance to blend in while supplying him with new people to lie to about himself? Oh, and free food, of course.

The most interesting part of this comment is the end. "Time for a NBC SPECIAL LIVE from Detroit with Floyd Shad And A PAC A LAFS NOW to pay tribute to our troops." The last comments Marty made about A PAC A LAFS, it was going to be a tribute to Robin Williams that a "friend" of his was producing in California. Did Marty steal his friend's event name? What happened to the Robin Williams tribute part? Now that Robin Williams is old news, is Marty circling back to "our troops"? Did Marty forget to add elder abuse as another cause his latest suggested TV show will support? Is Marty just a complete idiot who has run out of any original thoughts? Rhetorical questions with no need to answer.

Now that Robin Williams is old news, it appears OPA has been forgotten about as well. With not so much as a single dollar raised by all of Marty's "unnamed corporate sponsors", it was probably time for Marty to move on. Now that Melissa Gilbert has become his newest celebrity crush, it's only a matter of time until he finds ways to incorporate her into his latest lies. How long until she is a cohost of a great MTM production? When will they be making an appearance on the Ellen show? Is Ms Gilbert pregnant with Marty's love child yet? I'm sure her name is already appearing in the name of his truck and many other odd places. How long until Melissa is quoted saying "MARTY WHO?"

WATCH OUT HALF PINT! Looks like you've become the latest Marty Prehn obsession!

At least this one is still alive.