Sing along with us, CoMmies...
12 Cyberstalkers Posting as Robert Cookout.
11 Asses Grabbed while Playing Santa.
10 Stolen Slim Jim's.
9 PPO's Waiting to be Served.
8 Dollars Per Hour Delivering Car Parts.
7 Upcoming Primetime Specials.
6 Estranged Family Members.
5 Fake Reunions.
4 Non Existent "I Need a Hero" Events.
3 House Foreclosures.
2 Ex-wives.
And one senile coot who took the bait!
Hey, kids!
CoM is now accepting your vote for Marty's Dumbest Moment of 2014! Submit your entry below in the comments and it might be featured in our upcoming "Mongoose Year in Review - Special Edition"!
The top five entrants will each get one of our CoM T-shirts and an opportunity to hold Marty's Stupid Souvenir Statue!
God bless us, everyone!
