As Marty expands upon his "kinder, gentler" approach by sharing puppy dog and Marie Osmond memes, one has to wonder what precipitated this curious change of lifestyle.
Linda: "I got teased about you at Dunkin' Donuts again and $20 is missing from my purse. I can't take too much more of this. Who ate my pork rinds? I was planning on eating those for breakfast, damnit!"
Marty: "I swear I can turn this around, starting with my latest address to City Council. Give me another chance, baby. I'll loofah your stretch marks again? Then we'll hit Lee's Coney and 'Pizza Me'. Those guys owe me for the shout out on Ellen!"
Linda: "We need to talk."
All of the readers here at CoM have expressed their absolute astonishment that any woman would consider Marty for anything more serious than cleaning her windshield at a busy intersection. Why would anyone decide this moronic man child was someone they would want to be in a relationship with? You could never call Linda a gold digger, as Marty is on public assistance and he abandoned the vast Prehn estate when he skipped out on the rent. Marty's entire life is one huge lie so how could he possibly convince a woman to let him move in and feed him? We all know he had to have told some great lies to pull that off. Or maybe Lovely Linda is just as pathetic. Only her father would hire her, so they have that in common. Oh, the ties that bind...
Now that Linda is stuck with a fat, worthless and incredibly stupid superhero, has she finally decided to flex her financial muscle on Marty? Has the pressure placed on Linda to explain Marty's actions, or justify her participation in his scams and threats, forced her to rein in his stupidity? Did she threaten his $80/week paycheck? Is Linda the reason for the latest version of the Depression Dawg?
We first noticed the change in Marty shortly after fear of confrontation by Marty's foe caused Linda to become physically ill. Was this the event that forced her to give Marty an ultimatum? "Leave those people alone or find a new place to live, you idiot." Denying Marty lived with her and claiming they aren't a couple didn't work so is forcing Marty to change his lying, threatening ways the next step? How long can the Mongoose keep up his charitable nice guy act before the real Marty comes out again?
This blog is officially predicting that it won't last long at all. The only thing Marty has going for him is consistency. He fails at everything, lies about anything and is despised by everyone.
Perhaps Papa Fergan will step up to the plate and save his little girl, the business and whatever is left of the family name soon.
Or not. "Marty's Carquest" does have a certain ring to it...
As our award winning coverage of all things Marty continues, and his support system all but decimated, we here at CoM thought we should highlight a few of the people involved with Marty's campaign of hate and incessant FBI threats. As you know, Marty refuses to act like a man and support himself. For over twenty years he has moved from one enabler to the next in his quest to live off of the hard work of others. As long as Marty continues to find victims to use and exploit, he has no reason to stop what he does. Here are a few of his most recent enablers.
This is Linda Fergan Bowery. As of this writing, Linda is responsible for housing and feeding the Mongoose. Marty has been squatting in her apartment the last six months. Although it can't be completely verified, I have to believe she considers herself to be Marty's girlfriend. Why else would anyone let someone as vile and disgusting as Marty move in? It's commonly thought that love is blind and people see what they want to see. I have to believe that is what is happening here. Then again, perhaps Linda is just a Bridge Card gold digger.
Marty has been successful at manipulating certain people for a while now. It started with his father and the list continues to grow. When Guy helped Marty get a part time job with a local auto supply store, the owner's daughter quickly moved up on Marty's To-Do list. How long did it take him to convince Linda of what a great and honorable man he claims he is? Now that she let him con his way into her life and apartment, is she unaware of what he does or simply refuses to see it? Does she realize she provides him with the key tools he needs to attack and scam his victims? Marty uses her iPhone and WiFi early every morning to spew, search for new victims and read this very blog. Does Marty sneak her phone every morning or do they do it together? In bed over cold pizza?
Next we'll mention Tom Fergan. He is Linda's father and, as the owner of Carquest, Marty's boss. Mr Fergan originally hired Marty as a favor to a good customer of his, Guy, the owner of Primo's Collision. After Guy finally became aware of what type of person Marty really is, he tried to warn Tom. Unfortunately it was too late. Marty had already moved in with Linda and burrowed into that family like a tick. Mr Fergan turned a blind eye to what people were trying to tell him about Marty, in spite of Marty making a play to have a family member committed to a mental hospital.
My questions about Mr Fergan, who seems nice and successful enough, are these: Does Tom know Marty uses company computers to harass people? Does he care that Marty vows to put a good Carquest customer out of business and have the owner deported? Now that Marty has become an actual physical stalker, does Mr Fergan realize he supplies Marty with the vehicle to stalk his victims? Videos of Marty circling people's place of employment and homes while driving the Carquest delivery vehicle have been made. Could this activity be linked back to Carquest and they be held responsible for what Marty is doing on company time in a company vehicle? We might soon find out.
No article about Marty's enablers would be complete without mentioning this woman. Florence Iverson (Flo) is Marty's greatest supporter. We aren't sure how long she has been giving Marty financial support but it's been a long time. Marty has her conned into thinking her funds are going towards all the great things he does for society. She wouldn't even consider the possibility that she's basically financing a total loser who has never done anything to benefit anyone other than himself, let alone being "elder abused" herself. She is so brainwashed by Marty that she reads the fetid puss he spews on Facebook and comments in support of it.
History tells us that Flo is a lost cause when it come to Marty. I still hold out hope that the Fergans will wake up to who they are supporting and helping. Will they figure out they are being used by Marty? If they ever do, how will they get rid of him? Is it already too late to mitigate the damage Marty is doing to their reputations? Will they stop supporting Marty's antics before he causes them actual legal problems? Stay tuned because you know we'll be reporting on it.
As Macomb County deputies and Eastpointe law enforcement are called in for crowd control, it's "standing room only" at Marty Prehn's Meet and Greet and Flip Phone showing of "Justice 4 Jean".
Media is instructed not to ask questions regarding tomorrow's trial strategy.
