Marty Prehn's Triumphant Return

Attention citizens of Saint Clair Shores: You're no longer wandering aimlessly without leadership. 

Marty Prehn was able to return all the way from Berkley in time to speak at the August 18th city council meeting. You can again rest easy knowing the greatest man to ever squat in someone's apartment located within your city has finally returned.

Marty made his usual trip to city hall to "say a few words" during the public comment portion of the city council meeting - a couple of minutes reserved for taxpayers to complain about timely garbage collection and such. Apparently he could sense the relief felt throughout the chambers as he stepped to the podium. He began his address of the council by stating "It was good to be back." Expounding on his 20 minute trip, he goes on: "I want to bring to your attention that I've been tied up in the city of Berkley working with an issue dealing with deed restrictions."  As the council members sat there with that collective gaze of befuddlement, Marty then proceeds to let them know that the Michigan legislature will be addressing the laws concerning deed restrictions and city zoning. He assures them this will happen by stating: "I've asked the legislature to look at the issue...". 

We're not certain exactly what "the issue" is. A small city had a beef with a restaurant expanding their parking lot and it was resolved amicably. But past experience tells us that if Marty asked them to look at an issue, they dropped everything and immediately started debating what could be done to please the Mongoose. The people of Michigan, nay the entire country, should be honored that they have the greatness of Martin Erwin Prehn to keep their elected officials on the right track.

Marty then moves on to what I can only guess will be his next fundraising scam. He informs the council that the class of '74 at Lakeview High had a class song: Evergreen by Barbara Streisand. While at the reunion picnic, Marty noticed there wasn't an evergreen tree anywhere in the park. He must have had plenty of alone time to survey what type of trees the park had. This got Marty's Mongoose donation senses twitching. He asks the council for permission to plant an evergreen tree in the park to honor all of the people from the class of '74 who have passed away. This tree will be paid for by, you guessed it, donations. I can't wait to see who heads up this project and collects the donations. That has "buy Marty pizza and beer" written all over it.

Marty closes out his official address to the city by bringing up the suicide of Robin Williams. This is the lead in to the next great event to be coordinated by MTM productions. On Sept 21st there will be a walk for suicide prevention. People will have the incredible opportunity to donate and walk 3 or 5 miles, we're not sure which, with the legendary Elder Dawg himself, huffing and puffing down Jefferson Avenue.  But this is only the culmination of the weekend extravaganza. Marty announced he's planning "additional activities" for the 19th and 20th. There is no mention of what these activities might be but that's not important. You know if Marty is the driving force behind it, it'll be something spectacular with Hollywood stars and national media coverage. Perhaps Babs Streisand herself will be performing. Why the hell not?

Marty also lets the council know, he's working with all the businesses along Nautical Mile to get this tribute to Robin Williams rolling. "Fat guy waddling around bothering stores, restaurants and marinas with his insane idea? Unanimously approved." Why does Marty need to address the council about this great event you ask? He wants their permission to change the Nautical Mile name to Nautical Smile for the weekend in honor of the late comedian. Another brilliant catchy name created by Marty just for this event. Be sure you mark your calendar now, you won't want to miss it.

This pattern should sound very familiar to readers. Marty will embrace and act passionate about whatever topic is hot. Returning army veterans, elderly couple abused in a hotel, beloved comedian's death - it's all good as long as it gets him attention and hopefully donations.  Does anyone recall him ever presenting a check to any cause?

It appears Marty has been busy and will remain that way for the next month. Between fundraising for a tree and organizing his "Nautical Smile" tribute, not to mention those 10 hours a week he pretends to work while stalking people, Marty's days will be booked solid. How will he ever find the time to spew hatred and threats on Facebook while keeping Linda both happy and in the dark about this blog?

Marty Addresses His Constituents

Save the dates Sept 19th-21st. 

Developing story, check back often. 

Taming of the Shrew Mongoose

While California digs out from their earthquake and Detroit cleans up after record flooding, the wrath of God and Marty being mocked is clearly evident. We're still trying to figure out who Marty's pissed at in Liberia, causing that Ebola outbreak.

Without a good weekend spew from the Mongoose, I'm left with this question: Has Marty finally been "tamped down" for good? With the exception of one little mini tirade, Marty hasn't been heard from since his embarrassing adventure on the Ferndale High School picnic page. He was in not-so-rare Marty form in his comments there. All of his great threats were on display for public consumption and ridicule. Another PPO promise came and went with the passing of that picnic. And as everyone has come to expect, absolutely nothing happened. Has the great Elder Dawg finally shamed himself into silence?

Marty has never made it this long without attempting to scare or threaten someone. Even the great Domestic Violence trial came and went without a solid Marty meltdown. If it weren't for his around the clock checking of this blog from his flip phone, I would worry something had happened to our favorite idiot. What could possibly be going on that would finally shut Marty up? His silence is not the result of another Facebook suspension, as he's a pro at dealing with those. Has the Mongoose finally tired of being humiliated by his own words? 

It was obvious Marty thought Big Vexi's arrival in Oakland County was going to be his big can of whoop ass on us. It was a PPO hearing against one unrelated and insignificant person to this blog, but Marty's tot-like mind seemed to think the results would keep us from journaling his life events. As you can see, he was very wrong about that. Marty had already started celebrating our imminent demise, but the party was short lived. After his ThreatDown on the picnic page did nothing more than cause laughter, was Marty finally broken? 

Now that he's been left by Big Vexi to fend for himself, what will he use to evoke fear in his targets? He no longer has a court case to set the stage for all the arrests he's coordinating with the FBI, CIA, DOJ and others.  He can't use home inspections as a way to claim to get revenge on Robin and Guy - they passed those with flying colors. After Grizzly Adams and Betty White were contacted by us about the Nationally Televised Elder Abuse/Team Chism Reunion, suddenly those claims stopped. Has the Mongoose finally run out of threats and promises that were obvious lies? Has Elder Dawg reached the breaking point of a life that was all make believe? Has Marty finally accepted the fact that, other than Flo, the world has caught on that he was never more than a con and fraud? 

Of course we haven't seen the last of Marty. It's only a matter of time until he returns as a retooled superhero. His entire life is devoted to trying to make himself a relevant public figure through whatever lie he has to tell. He'll be back with a new scam where he is even more "larger than life" than he claimed to be in the past. 

And we'll still be here to point out that the only thing larger than his enormous gut is his unending stream of lies.

Marty Prehn's Mongeese

As our award winning coverage of all things Marty continues, and his support system all but decimated, we here at CoM thought we should highlight a few of the people involved with Marty's campaign of hate and incessant FBI threats. As you know, Marty refuses to act like a man and support himself. For over twenty years he has moved from one enabler to the next in his quest to live off of the hard work of others. As long as Marty continues to find victims to use and exploit, he has no reason to stop what he does. Here are a few of his most recent enablers.

This is Linda Fergan Bowery. As of this writing, Linda is responsible for housing and feeding the Mongoose. Marty has been squatting in her apartment the last six months. Although it can't be completely verified, I have to believe she considers herself to be Marty's girlfriend. Why else would anyone let someone as vile and disgusting as Marty move in? It's commonly thought that love is blind and people see what they want to see.  I have to believe that is what is happening here.  Then again, perhaps Linda is just a Bridge Card gold digger.


Marty has been successful at manipulating certain people for a while now. It started with his father and the list continues to grow. When Guy helped Marty get a part time job with a local auto supply store, the owner's daughter quickly moved up on Marty's To-Do list. How long did it take him to convince Linda of what a great and honorable man he claims he is? Now that she let him con his way into her life and apartment, is she unaware of what he does or simply refuses to see it? Does she realize she provides him with the key tools he needs to attack and scam his victims? Marty uses her iPhone and WiFi early every morning to spew, search for new victims and read this very blog. Does Marty sneak her phone every morning or do they do it together? In bed over cold pizza?


Next we'll mention Tom Fergan. He is Linda's father and, as the owner of Carquest, Marty's boss. Mr Fergan originally hired Marty as a favor to a good customer of his, Guy, the owner of Primo's Collision. After Guy finally became aware of what type of person Marty really is, he tried to warn Tom. Unfortunately it was too late. Marty had already moved in with Linda and burrowed into that family like a tick. Mr Fergan turned a blind eye to what people were trying to tell him about Marty, in spite of Marty making a play to have a family member committed to a mental hospital.


My questions about Mr Fergan, who seems nice and successful enough, are these: Does Tom know Marty uses company computers to harass people? Does he care that Marty vows to put a good Carquest customer out of business and have the owner deported? Now that Marty has become an actual physical stalker, does Mr Fergan realize he supplies Marty with the vehicle to stalk his victims? Videos of Marty circling people's place of employment and homes while driving the Carquest delivery vehicle have been made. Could this activity be linked back to Carquest and they be held responsible for what Marty is doing on company time in a company vehicle? We might soon find out.

No article about Marty's enablers would be complete without mentioning this woman. Florence Iverson (Flo) is Marty's greatest supporter. We aren't sure how long she has been giving Marty financial support but it's been a long time. Marty has her conned into thinking her funds are going towards all the great things he does for society. She wouldn't even consider the possibility that she's basically financing a total loser who has never done anything to benefit anyone other than himself, let alone being "elder abused" herself. She is so brainwashed by Marty that she reads the fetid puss he spews on Facebook and comments in support of it.


History tells us that Flo is a lost cause when it come to Marty. I still hold out hope that the Fergans will wake up to who they are supporting and helping. Will they figure out they are being used by Marty? If they ever do, how will they get rid of him? Is it already too late to mitigate the damage Marty is doing to their reputations? Will they stop supporting Marty's antics before he causes them actual legal problems? Stay tuned because you know we'll be reporting on it.

Marty Prehn's 'Chicken Bucket Challenge'

I'm sure by now all of our readers have seen a video of someone taking the "Ice Bucket Challenge". This challenge, motivated to raise funds and awareness for ALS, has gone viral and you see more people doing it every day. Now that this trend has exploded, we here at CoM are waiting for the Mongoose to jump in head first with a new money raising scam of his own. When will we see a "Chicken Bucket Challenge"? 


As Marty continues to have his civil right of free speech "tamped down" by Facebook, he's had plenty of time to watch YouTube videos and work on his fundraising. Now that his sobbing video to a paroled incarcerated soldier has disappeared from Linda's page, will it soon be replaced with Marty's next attempt to draw attention to himself?


It's only a matter of time before Marty tries to seize upon the great popularity and fundraising potential of a bucket challenge. Of course, Marty's challenge will have to have the Elder Dawg's unique spin. Pouring ice cold water over his head just doesn't seem like Marty's style. That's too much work for him, not to mention NOBODY wants to see his wet T-shirt. Besides, someone could sneak some soap in the water. This is why we predict Marty's next scam could be the Chicken Bucket Challenge. 


In the Ice Bucket Challenge, participants are supposed to donate $10 to charity, pour ice cold water over their head and then challenge three others to do the same. Marty's challenge would be similar in concept but geared more towards his selfish needs. He will ask people to donate $10 to his good works, send him a bucket of chicken, then challenge three others to do likewise. Pure Mongoose Brilliance!


This challenge would serve so many purposes for Marty it's a no brainer, which is a requirement for anything he does. It would get his donations rolling again and tide him over until his Bridge Card is refilled for the month! A few buckets of chicken a day would go a long way to satisfy his need to steal Slim Jims from 7-11 plus reduce the natural hostility between him and Linda when the fridge is emptied daily. 


The Chicken Bucket Challenge would appeal to so many different causes, it can't possibly fail. Against elder abuse? Send $10 and a bucket. Upset about neighborhood parking? Take the challenge. Since the list of causes Marty advocates for is endless, so would the amount of people willing to accept this challenge. Veterans, deed restrictions, cyber bullying, human trafficking, civil rights or even his most recent blanket advocacy title - plain old "Public Advocate". The possibilities are endless. 


Who of Marty's good friends will he challenge first? Ellen could kick of this campaign on her show. Maybe have the Governor send Marty his first bucket. Sylvester Stallone? Absolutely. Perhaps Marty can get Paula Deen to actually cook the first bucket herself? With the national fame of the Mongoose, this challenge can't help but go viral. Marty will have buckets of chicken pouring in from all over the country, not to mention the cash donations. 


The best part of this challenge is it will segue into Marty's next great fundraiser. After gorging on chicken for the next few weeks, Marty will put on plenty of extra pounds. This will be a great transition to either his Weight Watchers challenge or his desperate need for a pacemaker, as he's been dying for two years without one. The sky truly is the limit.

Oh, and should you accept this challenge, be certain to also send mashed potatoes with plenty of gravy...

Dream Cruisin' and Picnic Crashin' Marty Prehn

Gentle CoMmies;

You know you've been waiting for your favorite guilty pleasure. 

Coming off the heals of Marty's latest embarrassment at the big Protection Order flop, readers have been concerned that Marty may have been "tamped down" for an extended period of time.  Fear not. Marty's stupidity knows no shame and he was merely carefully selecting his next target.  He only needed gas money to drive a couple of miles south from the Vinsetta Garage Parcalypse to the friendly Ferndale High School Reunion Picnic and Woodward Dream Cruise event.

"Does anyone remember Sean D. Fleming from Madison Heights? He claims he went to Ferndale High but I don't recall what year he graduated. Does anyone remember him or have any school pictures of him? Let me know. Thanks."

As you can see from this comment, Marty has again become obsessed with Flemshady. Why would Marty post this on Sean's high school reunion page? Has Marty's lust for Sean finally devolved to fantasies of him dressed as a school girl and he's desperately searching for childhood photos as a panacea?

Like Linda Fergan Bowery, Flemshady hasn't learned to never feed a stray mongoose or it'll never leave. Sean responds in kind and finds the following Thursday Threatdown©, continuing through the night into a Flameout Friday©:

"Marty Prehn
To Mr. Sean D. Fleming. What part of I DO NOT WANT YOU TO CONTACT ME IN ANY WAY< SHAPE OR FORM DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND. THIS IS AGAIN ANOTHER CEASE AND DESIST DEMAND. STOP HARASSING ME AND TRYING TO INTIMIDATE ME. People do NOT get honorably discharged from the army just because they have big lips, big nostrils and a severe case of acme. You have been told several times NOT to make contact with me and yet you continue to do so in violation of Michigan CYBER STALKING laws."

This is so incredibly stupid I had to read it a few times before my I.Q. adjusted low enough to comprehend how stupid it is. Marty goes on Sean's high school picnic sight requesting info and photos of Sean, and when Sean responds, Marty starts crying "cease and desist, quit contacting me you cyberstalker!" That is in the top five of the dumbest Marty comments ever, or at least what we've found... today, that is...  Marty comments on Sean's appearance and military service, all after seeking info on Sean, but Sean is a cyberstalker for responding. I doubt I'll ever be dumb enough to figure out that logic. This is all from National Veteran's Advocate, Marty "Blood and Guts" Prehn, no less.

Sean then responds with a very direct and to the point comment:

"Sean D. Fleming
Marty your in no need of my photos or any other information about me. I ask you to stop. I consider your inquires of my military service not your business. Don't not contact my employer any further your communications is unwanted."

Of course, any form of logical rebuttal to Marty's stupidity only initiates even more Marty bile:

"Marty Prehn
Your employer AT&T was very interested in your internet activities while on the job and your continued harassment against me and Bill Windsor. I encourage everyone to go to the Marty Prehn Chronicles, the Joey is a little kid HATE blog and look at all of the images that Flem-Flam has posted about me and the stupid and slanderous YOU TUBE videos and the threats made against me and the people he has called and trying to interfere with me personal and professional life. Time to serve Sean D. Fleming with a PPO on Saturday with the cameras rolling. You were told to STOP. AND WITH A COURT ORDER YOU WILL."

Marty starts this comment by confirming his harassment of Sean has reached a new level. Marty admits he has contacted Sean's workplace in an attempt to get him fired. Yet Marty claims Sean is threatening him. Then Marty is nice enough throw in a plug for this blog. Unfortunately, his mental deficiencies still preclude him from ever getting the name of this blog correct. I'm not going to bother to tell him the right name anymore. It's obvious he isn't capable of learning it.

I am starting to get a little offended at Marty. Sean has nothing to do with this blog other than the occasional comment, yet Marty constantly credits others. Cease and Desist, Marty! Neither Fleming, Robin, Guy, Marlene nor MVZ are responsible for this blog!

And in the greatest Marty tradition of all, he ends his comment with the now expected PPO threat. How many times can this imbecile claim to have a PPO to serve on Sean? This is the 4th time I remember seeing this same threat the last couple of months. Didn't Marty learn anything from his embarrassment after all his big failed claims last week? If Big Vexi couldn't get a PPO, why in the world would Marty even consider claiming he has one yet again?

Yet he continues:

"Sure it does as it will EXPOSE Sean D. Fleming as the cyber stalker that he is. The Troy Police the Oakland County Sheriff's department, the Michigan State Police and the Michigan Attorney Generals office have cyber stalker Sean D. Fleming on their radar for his internet and you tube activities. I am NOT promoting the hate blogs but am EXPOSING THEM to the public and law enforcement. Sean D. Fleming called and left a message for Bill Laitner who is a reporter for the Detroit Free Press and left a voice message and a telephone number that confirms that he was the person that called. Slander and liable and death threats are NOT protected under the 1st amendment of free speech. Again STOP contacting me as it is unwanted and causes a reasonable person to be concerned with their personal safety and that of their friends and family."

"Yes I have. Sean D. Fleming will be put under oath as he will be ordered to appear and testify at his next PPO hearing in Macomb County."

"And since Sean D. FLEMLING is NOT my attorney he cannot Advise me of anything. He did the very thing you speak of when he contacted Therera West and several other people to try to damage my reputation by his unwanted comments that were made to harass me and try to intimidate me and threaten me. Wrong guy to do that to."

In closing, I'd really like to know whose cameras will be rolling? Is TMZ and the paparazzi following Marty's every move again? Is Linda going to be there with her iPhone recording another Marty triumph? Or will it just be Marty with his Obama flip phone trying to get more pictures of Sean's ass and big lips for use later when he makes it back to Linda's and a fresh bottle of motion lotion? 

This story is evolving, CoMmies. Updates will be posted in the comments, so keep checking in.

Marty Prehn Beaten Again (and again)

The big day for Domestic Violence victims everywhere has finally arrived. Despite the fact that half of Michigan is underwater, Marty's landmark battered wife trial started today as the Mongoosmobile zoomed into the court parking lot blaring "I am Woman, Watch me Roar...".  The case was resolved in fairly short order and Marty's attempts to use this event as his platform to threaten people for months came to an unceremonious end. Big "fireworks" were going to happen today, but it appears Marty's fireworks were soaked like the rest of S/E Michigan.

This trial was to be another chance for the Mongoose to get on the witness stand and send someone to prison. Not only was Marty going to put his ex roommate away for a long time, several others were going to be in deep legal trouble today as well. We'll review some of these threats and point out that once again, Marty ends up looking not only like a fool, but a big fat sissy.

Marty had all but guaranteed John was headed to prison. This trial of the century would be Marty's chance to testify against him and send him to the big house (with Jr, perhaps?). As is the case with everything Marty claims, it didn't happen. Despite Marty's begging to the prosecutor and judge, there was no jail time handed down. A simple plea deal was struck and probation was the sentence. Stay out of trouble for a while and we'll forget about the whole thing.

Another threat of Marty's heading into this trial was the claim that John was illegally growing marijuana in the basement of the home they shared. Drug charges were sure to be slapped on John and the house seized for being a drug house. Of course as soon as he started trying to bring this threat into play, Marty received his usual courtroom instructions. "Please sit down and shut up Mr Prehn". Marty still hasn't learned he can't throw other charges into a trial, it's only about the official charges brought by the prosecutor. I guess his high level meetings were unable to result in these extra charges being filed. Once again, Marty's attempts at added vengeance fail. Anyone else detecting a pattern here?

Today was also the day Guy and Robin would pay a heavy price for an alleged "Retaliation Eviction" and theft of Marty's "intellectual properties", whatever that could have been. How many times have we seen Marty ranting about MCL 600 and his ex landlord not understanding how much trouble they were in? As everyone, except Marty I assume, knew none of that had anything to do with today's trial, it was never even mentioned. There was also to be a mail tampering charge in there somewhere as this case was dismissed months ago but Marty claimed his landlord stole his mail.

Another big happening today was contempt charges for Robin and Marty passing out PPO's like candy on Halloween. Of course, since none of the targets of these threats were involved in the case, they weren't there to laugh at Marty. Why fight through floodwaters to see Marty acting like the complete idiot he is. There will be plenty of other opportunities to watch that. Besides, as his former friends and landlord, they've had their fill.

This review has only touched on a few of the idiotic threats Marty had made heading into today. Feel free to mention others in the comments as you laugh. Today's court outcome for Marty was exactly what we've come to expect when that moron shows up for anything - a resounding failure. Nothing he said was going to happen actually did. Everyone Marty threatened with pending legal doom remains free and relatively happy. Marty once again storms out of the court room butthurt that he didn't get the results he wanted and looked stupid in the process. And we here at CoM have yet another reason to laugh at Marty. Some things just never change.

Marty Prehn's Mental Masturbation

Tomorrow could be a fun day for both Marty and CoMmies everywhere. To Marty, it may be an opportunity to have someone other than readers of this blog hear his lies, as Facebook has gotten sick of them and he's literally ready ready to explode. Accordingly, we here at CoM are at DEFCON 5 Spew Alert!

Marty is due in court once again on Tuesday the 12th for his ongoing Domestic Violence victim horseshit. We haven't heard any of his standard threats or promises of pending arrests, PPO servings or other "fireworks". How can the Mongoose possibly go into court without threatening half of the free world with upcoming legal doom? It's something he's never done before, but then again, he's never gotten a single one of his complaints actually heard in a court until he tried the old "battered wife syndrome". Has Marty figured out that every time he predicts the outcome, his targets get to relax because that's a sure sign that they are in the clear?

Part of the reason Marty is slipping in the threat department must be his obsession with the evil Flemshady in effort to win favor of his man crush, Big Vexi. Even after Marty's many failings last week, he doesn't seem to be able to get over his butthurt at being mocked, ridiculed and shunned. He is still sharing Big Vexi's hate articles aimed at the Flemster stating why a PPO was requested. It's over Marty, just like the Vinsetta parking war that you kept posting about a week after it ended. Nothing to see here. Move along, silly mongoose. 

As further proof that Marty just can't make himself switch his hatred of Sean back to all the players in his domestic violence/retaliatory eviction saga, he honored us with the following post on this very blog from a secret location in Oakland County. We're quite certain Macomb County libraries have gotten sick of his patronage: 

"Marty Prehn August 11, 2014 at 11:26 AM

A VERY interesting conversation with a new fb friend of mine one Jameka Scott. Does that name ring a bell with anyone?"

This is exactly what we've come to expect from the moronic Special Agent. If it happened at all, he sent a Facebook friend request and a private message to an AT&T employee. They became fast friends and had a conversation, supposedly about Sean Fleming. As of this writing, this woman is not listed on Marty's list of friends on Facebook. It's obviously nothing more than another name drop of a person Marty doesn't know, has never communicated with and couldn't care less about his stupid Facebook messages. Sounds exactly like most of the people Marty claims are his friends. A dumbed down and targeted version of the FBI/DoJ/CIA communications, if you will. Newsflash, Marty: While you're driving all over S/E Michigan in search of free internet, that woman and most decent people were at work earning a living - not accepting FB requests from the local idiot to discuss coworkers.

Marty crawled out from under his rock to take a swing at Fleming through this blog, as he's a frequent reader here. Of course, this merely illuminates Marty's ongoing confusion as to who actually writes this blog. Marty is so clueless, my identity changes on a regular basis. I guess I'm Fleming today, (but yesterday I was his landlord or MVZ) and dropping that name means nothing to me and AT&T is nothing more than a lousy cable TV provider. Keep trying, Marty. Even a room full of monkeys with typewriters might eventually bang out all the works of Shakespeare. You can't expect to scare people who are too busy laughing at your inept attempts to be intimidating. Damn, you're stupid.

As Marty spins towards court tomorrow and his focus is still on Flemshady, we're monitoring and waiting for his next load of crap.  And like so much worthless spew before, we'll be here, laughing and bringing it to the masses for your entertainment.

Gentle readers:

What better way to celebrate the largesse of the Mongoose as well as our 100th Chronicles of Marty article than a pictorial representation of the last nine months!

Celebrate with us as we unscrew the caps of our Walmart champagne bottles here at CoM.  Be sure to take advantage of the nifty control panel on the picture below to join us down memory lane.

For cheap flip phones, good luck with all of that.  

Yeah, this means you, Marty...

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48 Hours in the Life of a Mongoose

As the two most important days in the career of Lawless America's Regional Director and Doofus in Chief, Marty Prehn came and went like so many stolen Slim Jims, I think we should review what happened. Grand promises were made and big threats thrown around. Were these two days another great Marty failure? I'll let you decide.

With Big Vexi's announcement that he was coming to Michigan to file a personal protection order against Sean Fleming, Marty began to spit some of his most vile sputum we've read since he decided to attack his baby sister. To be quite honest, I can't even remember them all. They all blur into just another greasy spot on Marty's stain-filled life. I'll rely on our readers to point out anything I might leave out. Marty promised two days of incredible events that would point out just how important and great the Mongoose truly is.

A big Meet and Greet was promised for day one of the two day festival. Marty invited his huge following to come meet the Mongoose and his second banana sidekick Bill Windsor. There was also going to be a screening of "Justice 4 Jean", David Schied's (too whack for Bill Windsor) video of Marty doing what he does best - lie and threaten. This was a "not to be missed" chance to shake hands with Detroit's biggest influence since Henry Ford. Oh, and some vexatious fake movie guy will be there, too.

This event turned out like every other one Marty has promised - it didn't happen! The apple of Marty's eye, Big Vexi, stood Marty up and wasn't even in town on August 5th. Apparently, he had a vexatious appointment to get smacked down in another court hearing that day. Marty was left at the podium like a bride at the altar. It's probably a good thing the only people there were the employees at Carquest. They are only too familiar with what a liar Marty is and relished the opportunity to watch him make an idiot of himself again. Like on YouTube, no one cared to see a video of his lies about his family.

I fully expect Marty to handle the total flop of this non-event just like he has all of the previous ones. He'll act like he never mentioned it in the first place. It'll be like we imagined the whole thing or we lied about it. Once again, the truth can't possibly dim the Elder Dawg's shining star.

The most important part of these two days was the reason for all the hype to begin with - the PPO hearing and criminal sentencing of Sean Fleming scheduled for the 6th. This was when Marty's true skills were going to be on display. His expert witness testimony was going to not only ensure Big Vexi's PPO being granted, Sean was also going to be exposed as a cyber stalker and domestic terrorist. Marty proclaimed that Sean would be found guilty of local, state, and federal charges and be sentenced to at least 5 years in prison. There was a press conference scheduled for 12 noon before the big hearing. The courtroom was going to be overflowing with local and national media to witness the greatness of the Mongoose in a court setting. Marty spewed about all of this right up until he was, once again, suspended by Facebook on the 2nd.

As everyone who reads here expected, none of his events would cross into reality. The press conference was nothing more than a typical Marty lie.  The local and national media collectively ignored Marty long before this blog even started. As far as Marty's big appearance as a witness, he wasn't allowed to speak because the PPO had absolutely nothing to do with him. It was a typical Marty court experience. "Please sit down and shut up Mr Prehn". After his PPO was denied, I hope Big Vexi learned what the rest of us have known for quite some time. If you hope to have any success, you better not include dumb ass Marty in any way!

So to recap the two days of VexiFest, it was a grand failure of Mongoose proportions.  No Meet and Greet, no press conference, no media, and no PPO. Poor Marty ended up being the one who was once again exposed as a complete fraud and liar. The 6th was supposed to be the day he finally found some relief from this blog and the evil Sean Fleming. Instead, it just supplied us with more reasons to laugh at the complete moron and utter failure that is Marty Prehn. While Flemshady resumed doing whatever it is he does - even CoM hasn't figured that one out - Marty slithered home to watch reruns of Matlock with Linda and plan his next move.

Oh, and we're still here, Marty.  At least you've got something other than abject failure consistent in your life...

Marty Prehn's "Justice 4 Jerks"

The countdown is over. The clown car/Jeep has rolled into the Motor City. The day we have been waiting for has arrived. Today is the day of Marty's big press conference and Big Vexi's PPO hearing against the notorious Sean Fleming.

Will Marty's press conference go down as the biggest in Detroit history? Will Marty and Big Vexi "find justice"? Did Sean pack a bag for his forthcoming five year prison sentence? Can Marty make it through the day without his head exploding because he can't spew on Facebook?

All of these questions will soon be answered and all of you CoMmies know where to get those answers. Stay tuned right here for the breaking news. We'll have updates as it happens or you'll just have to wait for tonight's coverage on the local Detroit broadcast news stations.  Either way, "Showdown in O Town" will surely be discussed in law textbooks for years to come...

Sleepy Suburb Rocked by Marty Prehn's "Meet and Greet"

As Macomb County deputies and Eastpointe law enforcement are called in for crowd control, it's "standing room only" at Marty Prehn's Meet and Greet and Flip Phone showing of "Justice 4 Jean".

Media is instructed not to ask questions regarding tomorrow's trial strategy.

Marty Prehn's "Showdown in O Town" Countdown

Happy Monday to all of you CoMmies out there. We've reached the start of a very big week in the saga of Marty. His man crush, Big Vexi, should now be in Michigan. 

Marty was up early this morning, as evidenced by the number of page views from a cheap T-Mobile flip phone on the blog starting at about 5am. I guess Linda is sleeping with the iPhone under her pillow because Marty hasn't used it for early morning CoM viewing the last few days. I hope there isn't trouble in paradise. They probably fight enough already over food and that last can of frosting in the fridge!

Anyway, Marty needed his early start. With all of the important events he has scheduled for this week, he should really be busy today. Since Marty never disclosed the location of his Meet and Greet tomorrow with Big Vexi and Washed Up Stuntman, we have no idea how much prep work is needed. Where is the red carpet screening of Marty's soon to be blockbuster hit "Justice 4 Jean"? Will it just be Marty holding his flip phone while trying to play the YouTube video in the parking lot of Carquest? Will there be a stage and seating set up? Tickets? Crowd control?  Is Marty going to say a few words? We'll do our best to update everyone as soon as we see the local TV stations start hyping their upcoming live coverage of this incredible event and landmark court case. 

The day we are all really looking forward to is Wednesday the 6th. This is the day Marty will get justice against Sean Fleming. A PPO, local, state, and federal cyber stalking with domestic terrorism charges with an instant conviction and five year prison sentence are just the highlights of all that's going to happen to Sean by 1:45pm. Marty's "pre trial" press conference is scheduled for 12:00 noon in front of either the courthouse or sheriff's department. Then there'll be a stampede of victims and national media trying to get inside the courtroom. As Marty has told us, there can't possibly be enough room for everyone. The actual hearing will begin at 1:30 starring none other than the Mongoose himself. He has let us all know his expert testimony will be the driving force needed to take down the pure evil that is Sean Fleming. Based on Marty's excitement the last few days, this will be his greatest victory ever. To the best of my knowledge, it would also be his first. 

In reality, we all know what is actually going to happen this week. Big Vexi will arrive in Detroit and completely ignore dumb ass Marty. After all, he has a Jeep load of paperwork consisting of screenshots and sworn affidavits to assemble for the judge. The PPO hearing will be held and Marty will be nothing more than the guy smelling up the back of the courtroom. There will be no Meet and Greet. If he has a press conference, nobody will ever know because he'll be the only one there. Marty's great victory will be nothing more than Marty kissing Big Vexi's ass while trying to get a couple of pictures with him. The saddest part is even Marty knows this. 

On Saturday Marty changed his Facebook settings to where nobody other than people on his friends list can see him or any comments he makes. His profile is still there, it's just no longer viewable by the public. Why would the Mongoose take such extreme measures to hide his droppings all over Facebook? Why would he limit access of his greatness to the people who already know about it? I think it's to hide from the embarrassment that he knows is headed his way Wednesday evening. When none of his grand delusions happen, he doesn't want people who actually remember the big claims he made reading his spin on the situation. Can't let a pesky thing like the truth dim the shinning star that Marty claims to be. 

As Marty now hides from us and limits his spew audience to over 2,500 of his closest personal friends, we'll continue to laugh at his stupidity and point out his lies. Marty thinks he's got the upper hand by changing his Facebook settings but as we've tried to tell him many times, most of his "friends" now read and contribute to this blog.

Resistance is futile, Marty.  We're smarter and more popular than you'll ever be!

Marty Prehn: Nonsense Server

It's another great day here at CoM. It's Friday again and as all of you CoMmies know, that can only mean one thing. Yes, you guessed correctly, it's once again Flameout Friday©!   [queue laughter SOT]

Marty got a head start on Flameout Friday© this week. He actually got started on Thursday night. For the sake of saving bandwidth, I'll summarize his comments from before midnight first.

Marty posted a mysterious comment on Big Vexi's page last night referencing some sad news. After being totally ignored by the Lawless Lemmings, Big Vexi was forced to comment. The big sad news was Sean Fleming being served to appear at a Personal Protection Order (PPO) hearing on the 6th that Marty claims somehow involves him. As to be expected from our moronic Special Agent, Marty couldn't resist staking a claim to being a key player in this non event.

Marty Prehn
"Bill you should see how long the arms are of this process server. I wonder if this is where the term THE LONG ARM OF THE LAW COMES FROM? Hopefully criminal charges will be added as well both at the local, state and federal levels."

As you can see, Marty will claim to be whatever fits the moment. When did Marty become a process server? I can't help but see this comment as Marty trying to claim he is the person who served Sean. We all know that's not true. The only thing Marty serves is himself another plate full of food at a funeral buffet for someone he doesn't know.

The great news that Marty's hero and man crush had served Sean seemed to send Marty off into his fantasy world yet again. He begain posting comments on Big Vexi's page throughout the night. The more he commented, the more involved and important he became. You see Marty's standard claims surface in this comment:

Marty Prehn
"Sort of like a scene out of the movie JAWS. Looks like we are going to need a bigger courtroom as it will be over owing with media and witnesses and court watchers. Press conference scheduled for 12 noon. In front of the courthouse or maybe in front of the sheriffs office and get a statement from Oakland County Sheriff Michael Bouchard about going after and prosecuting cyber stalkers."

This simple PPO hearing for a man from Texas against Sean Fleming, who lives in Detroit, has suddenly grown so large it won't fit in a courtroom. Marty's typical claim of great media coverage has gotten so old. The local media he stalks while trying to get his name in the news, consider him the village idiot. I can't say I would disagree with them.

My favorite part of this Marty spew is his claiming there will be a press conference. As Marty's usual press conference location is unavailable due to an unresolved Slim Jim debt at 7-11, he's naturally confused about where he'll address the media hoard that will be begging for a statement from the Mongoose. It'll either be in front of the courthouse or the Sheriff's Department. I hope he updates this statement when he finalizes the location. I'd hate for Big Vexi to miss it, otherwise that would leave Marty standing alone somewhere and he won't even be able to drown his sorrows with a Slurpee.

After Marty is unable to get any form of a reaction from the Lawless Lemmings because even they can recognize complete bullshit when they see it, he takes his manic rants to his own page. Marty blessed us with this post:

Marty Prehn
"Is there a difference between a going to be and a wanna be? Sean D. Fleming is going to be EXPOSED FOR THE CYBER STALKER THAT HE IS on Wednesday August 6, 2014 at 1:30 pm at the Oakland County Courthouse. If you live in the area please attend a news conference at 12 pm with myself and Nikl Windsor and other victims of this emotionally disturbed individual and his other cyber stalkers from the hate groups Joey is a little kid and the Marty Prehn Chronicles. I am hoping that Jeff Vaughn, Taryn Asher, Mara MacDonald, Bill Laitner, Jamie Cook and the other Metro Detroit tv stations come and do stories about how this coward of a man has willfully and knowing posted things on the internet with the intention or harassing, stalking and trying to intimidate and humiliate and causing reasonable people to become fearful of their lives including death threats that he latter claims was a challenge to do rap songs along 8 mile and that is what he meant when he said he would TEAR BILL WINDSOR APART WITH HIS BARE HANDS. Looking at Sean D. Fleming reminds me of the character from the Hunchback of Notre Dame and I believe that Bill Windsor will be requesting that Sean D. Fleming be ordered to a mental faculty in Oakland County for a 72 hour mental evaluation because this guy the a whack job just like several other people who post on these hate blogs and law enforcement is now working with us to hold those accountable who cyber stalk and interfere with the personal lives of people on the internet and know no boundaries or what is crossing the line as to what is acceptable behavior and what is free speech and what is hate speech and harassment."

This comment contains many of Marty's standard claims. Death threats, insults, mental evaluations, names of the local media, but one thing is different. He quotes Sean fleming as saying. "TEAR BILL WINDSOR APART WITH HIS BARE HANDS.". Marty had to add the "bare hands" part to make it sound more threatening. I can't remember Marty ever adding words to a quote so it better served his purpose. Has the Mongoose evolved his tactics to the advanced stage of altering another persons words to bolster his claims?

Of course we have another invite to Marty's big press conference with an undetermined location. I picture mobs of people running around Oakland County in search of the great Elder Dog saying a few words.

The most sickening part of this comment is the end. Is Marty really trying to say he knows what acceptable comments on the Internet are. Does this mean it's ok to wish death on your nieces and nephews or mock a 14 year old girl and Marty's perceived and distorted view of how much she should weigh, but pointing out Marty is a dumb ass loser is somehow crossing a line? Only in the demented mind of a never has been, never will be, mooching schmuck.

The most important but fitting comment made during these last few hours of Mongoose spew were provided by a Lawless Lemming. During Marty's victory tour all over Big Vexi's page, we found this:

Sharon Stephens
Who is Marty Prehn???
Yesterday at 11:20pm

It's good to know that in this crazy world we live in, some things never change.  

Sharon, dear, he's the Regional Director and Chief Media Relations Manager/Process Server and star of your upcoming blockbuster movie.

Silly lemming.

Developing Idiocy

Full Coverage of Marty's Flameout Friday© Forthcoming.