Marty Prehn's Mental Masturbation

Tomorrow could be a fun day for both Marty and CoMmies everywhere. To Marty, it may be an opportunity to have someone other than readers of this blog hear his lies, as Facebook has gotten sick of them and he's literally ready ready to explode. Accordingly, we here at CoM are at DEFCON 5 Spew Alert!

Marty is due in court once again on Tuesday the 12th for his ongoing Domestic Violence victim horseshit. We haven't heard any of his standard threats or promises of pending arrests, PPO servings or other "fireworks". How can the Mongoose possibly go into court without threatening half of the free world with upcoming legal doom? It's something he's never done before, but then again, he's never gotten a single one of his complaints actually heard in a court until he tried the old "battered wife syndrome". Has Marty figured out that every time he predicts the outcome, his targets get to relax because that's a sure sign that they are in the clear?

Part of the reason Marty is slipping in the threat department must be his obsession with the evil Flemshady in effort to win favor of his man crush, Big Vexi. Even after Marty's many failings last week, he doesn't seem to be able to get over his butthurt at being mocked, ridiculed and shunned. He is still sharing Big Vexi's hate articles aimed at the Flemster stating why a PPO was requested. It's over Marty, just like the Vinsetta parking war that you kept posting about a week after it ended. Nothing to see here. Move along, silly mongoose. 

As further proof that Marty just can't make himself switch his hatred of Sean back to all the players in his domestic violence/retaliatory eviction saga, he honored us with the following post on this very blog from a secret location in Oakland County. We're quite certain Macomb County libraries have gotten sick of his patronage: 

"Marty Prehn August 11, 2014 at 11:26 AM

A VERY interesting conversation with a new fb friend of mine one Jameka Scott. Does that name ring a bell with anyone?"

This is exactly what we've come to expect from the moronic Special Agent. If it happened at all, he sent a Facebook friend request and a private message to an AT&T employee. They became fast friends and had a conversation, supposedly about Sean Fleming. As of this writing, this woman is not listed on Marty's list of friends on Facebook. It's obviously nothing more than another name drop of a person Marty doesn't know, has never communicated with and couldn't care less about his stupid Facebook messages. Sounds exactly like most of the people Marty claims are his friends. A dumbed down and targeted version of the FBI/DoJ/CIA communications, if you will. Newsflash, Marty: While you're driving all over S/E Michigan in search of free internet, that woman and most decent people were at work earning a living - not accepting FB requests from the local idiot to discuss coworkers.

Marty crawled out from under his rock to take a swing at Fleming through this blog, as he's a frequent reader here. Of course, this merely illuminates Marty's ongoing confusion as to who actually writes this blog. Marty is so clueless, my identity changes on a regular basis. I guess I'm Fleming today, (but yesterday I was his landlord or MVZ) and dropping that name means nothing to me and AT&T is nothing more than a lousy cable TV provider. Keep trying, Marty. Even a room full of monkeys with typewriters might eventually bang out all the works of Shakespeare. You can't expect to scare people who are too busy laughing at your inept attempts to be intimidating. Damn, you're stupid.

As Marty spins towards court tomorrow and his focus is still on Flemshady, we're monitoring and waiting for his next load of crap.  And like so much worthless spew before, we'll be here, laughing and bringing it to the masses for your entertainment.