Marty Prehn's "Showdown in O Town" Countdown

Happy Monday to all of you CoMmies out there. We've reached the start of a very big week in the saga of Marty. His man crush, Big Vexi, should now be in Michigan. 

Marty was up early this morning, as evidenced by the number of page views from a cheap T-Mobile flip phone on the blog starting at about 5am. I guess Linda is sleeping with the iPhone under her pillow because Marty hasn't used it for early morning CoM viewing the last few days. I hope there isn't trouble in paradise. They probably fight enough already over food and that last can of frosting in the fridge!

Anyway, Marty needed his early start. With all of the important events he has scheduled for this week, he should really be busy today. Since Marty never disclosed the location of his Meet and Greet tomorrow with Big Vexi and Washed Up Stuntman, we have no idea how much prep work is needed. Where is the red carpet screening of Marty's soon to be blockbuster hit "Justice 4 Jean"? Will it just be Marty holding his flip phone while trying to play the YouTube video in the parking lot of Carquest? Will there be a stage and seating set up? Tickets? Crowd control?  Is Marty going to say a few words? We'll do our best to update everyone as soon as we see the local TV stations start hyping their upcoming live coverage of this incredible event and landmark court case. 

The day we are all really looking forward to is Wednesday the 6th. This is the day Marty will get justice against Sean Fleming. A PPO, local, state, and federal cyber stalking with domestic terrorism charges with an instant conviction and five year prison sentence are just the highlights of all that's going to happen to Sean by 1:45pm. Marty's "pre trial" press conference is scheduled for 12:00 noon in front of either the courthouse or sheriff's department. Then there'll be a stampede of victims and national media trying to get inside the courtroom. As Marty has told us, there can't possibly be enough room for everyone. The actual hearing will begin at 1:30 starring none other than the Mongoose himself. He has let us all know his expert testimony will be the driving force needed to take down the pure evil that is Sean Fleming. Based on Marty's excitement the last few days, this will be his greatest victory ever. To the best of my knowledge, it would also be his first. 

In reality, we all know what is actually going to happen this week. Big Vexi will arrive in Detroit and completely ignore dumb ass Marty. After all, he has a Jeep load of paperwork consisting of screenshots and sworn affidavits to assemble for the judge. The PPO hearing will be held and Marty will be nothing more than the guy smelling up the back of the courtroom. There will be no Meet and Greet. If he has a press conference, nobody will ever know because he'll be the only one there. Marty's great victory will be nothing more than Marty kissing Big Vexi's ass while trying to get a couple of pictures with him. The saddest part is even Marty knows this. 

On Saturday Marty changed his Facebook settings to where nobody other than people on his friends list can see him or any comments he makes. His profile is still there, it's just no longer viewable by the public. Why would the Mongoose take such extreme measures to hide his droppings all over Facebook? Why would he limit access of his greatness to the people who already know about it? I think it's to hide from the embarrassment that he knows is headed his way Wednesday evening. When none of his grand delusions happen, he doesn't want people who actually remember the big claims he made reading his spin on the situation. Can't let a pesky thing like the truth dim the shinning star that Marty claims to be. 

As Marty now hides from us and limits his spew audience to over 2,500 of his closest personal friends, we'll continue to laugh at his stupidity and point out his lies. Marty thinks he's got the upper hand by changing his Facebook settings but as we've tried to tell him many times, most of his "friends" now read and contribute to this blog.

Resistance is futile, Marty.  We're smarter and more popular than you'll ever be!