Marty Prehn Beaten Again (and again)

The big day for Domestic Violence victims everywhere has finally arrived. Despite the fact that half of Michigan is underwater, Marty's landmark battered wife trial started today as the Mongoosmobile zoomed into the court parking lot blaring "I am Woman, Watch me Roar...".  The case was resolved in fairly short order and Marty's attempts to use this event as his platform to threaten people for months came to an unceremonious end. Big "fireworks" were going to happen today, but it appears Marty's fireworks were soaked like the rest of S/E Michigan.

This trial was to be another chance for the Mongoose to get on the witness stand and send someone to prison. Not only was Marty going to put his ex roommate away for a long time, several others were going to be in deep legal trouble today as well. We'll review some of these threats and point out that once again, Marty ends up looking not only like a fool, but a big fat sissy.

Marty had all but guaranteed John was headed to prison. This trial of the century would be Marty's chance to testify against him and send him to the big house (with Jr, perhaps?). As is the case with everything Marty claims, it didn't happen. Despite Marty's begging to the prosecutor and judge, there was no jail time handed down. A simple plea deal was struck and probation was the sentence. Stay out of trouble for a while and we'll forget about the whole thing.

Another threat of Marty's heading into this trial was the claim that John was illegally growing marijuana in the basement of the home they shared. Drug charges were sure to be slapped on John and the house seized for being a drug house. Of course as soon as he started trying to bring this threat into play, Marty received his usual courtroom instructions. "Please sit down and shut up Mr Prehn". Marty still hasn't learned he can't throw other charges into a trial, it's only about the official charges brought by the prosecutor. I guess his high level meetings were unable to result in these extra charges being filed. Once again, Marty's attempts at added vengeance fail. Anyone else detecting a pattern here?

Today was also the day Guy and Robin would pay a heavy price for an alleged "Retaliation Eviction" and theft of Marty's "intellectual properties", whatever that could have been. How many times have we seen Marty ranting about MCL 600 and his ex landlord not understanding how much trouble they were in? As everyone, except Marty I assume, knew none of that had anything to do with today's trial, it was never even mentioned. There was also to be a mail tampering charge in there somewhere as this case was dismissed months ago but Marty claimed his landlord stole his mail.

Another big happening today was contempt charges for Robin and Marty passing out PPO's like candy on Halloween. Of course, since none of the targets of these threats were involved in the case, they weren't there to laugh at Marty. Why fight through floodwaters to see Marty acting like the complete idiot he is. There will be plenty of other opportunities to watch that. Besides, as his former friends and landlord, they've had their fill.

This review has only touched on a few of the idiotic threats Marty had made heading into today. Feel free to mention others in the comments as you laugh. Today's court outcome for Marty was exactly what we've come to expect when that moron shows up for anything - a resounding failure. Nothing he said was going to happen actually did. Everyone Marty threatened with pending legal doom remains free and relatively happy. Marty once again storms out of the court room butthurt that he didn't get the results he wanted and looked stupid in the process. And we here at CoM have yet another reason to laugh at Marty. Some things just never change.

Mongoose Mason Predicts Courthouse Arrest

It looks like this week is just getting better and better. We are finally blessed with a new Marty spew, not to mention Marty, AKA Perry Mason, will be putting his vast legal skills on display tomorrow. Good times, people. Good times. 


"This holds true for those that have published the Marty Prehn Chronicles (I wish this idiot would get our name right just once) and were dumb enough to identify themselves (apparently they aren't as dumb as you, you still don't know who I am) by temporarily posting things (you're  paranoid) that showed my room that I rented and the belongings (slop) that were in there including my father's ashes (you mean the picture of your sister holding dad's ashes in Colorado?) that they threatened to flush down the toilet (that's what they should have done with all the other trash you left. Thank God they saved your poor father from the heap) and are not claiming that they gave to my sister. (a picture says a 1000 words) This is breaking and entering and distributing stolen property. (how do you steal abandoned Mongoose droppings?) Time to have the female mastermind of this blog (sorry Marty, but I'm a man-or am I?) served with a pick up order for a mental evaluation (based on this statement alone, you need the evaluation) and have both her and her Italian stallion (isn't that Rocky's nickname? Are you having a movie advisor flashback, Marty?) arrested for being cyber stalkers along with the guy from Madison Heights ( you mean Sean Fleming? I guess you're afraid to say his name now?) who is part of the cyber hacking (what cyber hacking?) that was done while he was an employee for AT&T. Wednesday the 18th will be a VERY interesting day (I'd love to watch you twitching in court while you're not allowed to speak) as they will be arrested right there in the courtroom (so they're getting arrested during your domestic violence victim hearing?) and charged with a Retaliation Eviction as they have stolen my personal property (so they are being charged with retaliation eviction for stealing? I think you're getting the charge wrong Agent Douche bag) and violated my right to privacy and as promised these are felonies (I thought illegal evictions were a civil matter? Guess we will find out the 18th, or not) which will get the Italian Stallion deported back to his hometown in Italy.(you're deporting Rocky to Italy? I thought he was from Philly? That explains why they needed you to teach him how to speak I guess)"

Mongoose Abuse: The Struggle Continues

On January 23rd the blog published the award winning article "Mongoose Abuse: The Silent Struggle".  Today, we're itching to give you an update on the never-ending saga of Marty's living arrangements.

Smaller Man prevailed in court, fighting Big Fat Slob's assertion of being a victim of domestic violence.  Accordingly, Smaller Man may now return to the marital home, shared with Big Fat Slob.  Joy!

Keen readers may also recall this blog's minute-by-minute coverage of Marty's Spunday Sunday© where he attempted to make downright stupid accusations against his landlord.  

Read between the lines and we can all look forward to the next 30 days or so.  Draw your own conclusions. I hope Flo is ready to, again, "Take him under her Polish Wings"!

This blog is making the prediction that Marty will spend this evening marking his foodstuffs with a black Sharpie and blocking his bedroom door with his soiled laundry. Sleep is out of the question. He's in for the challenge of his life: Getting along with a human!

Stay tuned, Prehntenders...

Mongoose Abuse: The Silent Struggle

Something you don't read Marty claiming to be a victim of - yet - is the uglier than sin topic of Domestic Violence, a crime ripe for Marty to exploit. It's amazing what information a few drinks at G. Willie's can yield. 

Police and media typically redact the names of domestic violence victims, and we're no exception. For that reason, we're reporting on an incident that occurred three days before Christmas and will only refer to those involved as Smaller Man and Big Fat Slob.

Last month, Big Fat Sob called the police in fear for his safety from Smaller Man after an argument.  It is alleged that Smaller Man got fed up with Big Fat Slob's slobbish housekeeping.  

Smaller Man was arrested and charged with domestic violence. He was forced to pay a $500 bond and was released from jail the next day.  Smaller Man is also now barred from returning to the marital home on Hayes Avenue until after the spat is resolved in court on 2/12/14.

Smaller Man has now been charged with domestic violence, had to hire a lawyer and pay $500 to bond out of jail. He also had to find a new place to live until Big Fat Slob gets his day in court next month.  I guess that's the price a 5'7", 160 lb man pays for yelling at his 6'4", 350 lb body guarding, bounty hunting, process serving, military trained roommate. Luckily, there were no injuries or even physical contact reported. He's also lucky that Big Fat Slob's lightning-fast reflexes and instincts didn't kick in or he would have found himself on the business end of a rolling pin or frying pan!

This is one domestic violence story that may have a happy ending. When Big Fat Slob finally gets evicted for any number of reasons, he'll be able to seek rent-free living in a battered women's shelter, where he'll find entirely new opportunities to play the victim and seek donations!