On January 23rd the blog published the award winning article "Mongoose Abuse: The Silent Struggle". Today, we're itching to give you an update on the never-ending saga of Marty's living arrangements.
Smaller Man prevailed in court, fighting Big Fat Slob's assertion of being a victim of domestic violence. Accordingly, Smaller Man may now return to the marital home, shared with Big Fat Slob. Joy!
Keen readers may also recall this blog's minute-by-minute coverage of Marty's Spunday Sunday© where he attempted to make downright stupid accusations against his landlord.
Read between the lines and we can all look forward to the next 30 days or so. Draw your own conclusions. I hope Flo is ready to, again, "Take him under her Polish Wings"!
This blog is making the prediction that Marty will spend this evening marking his foodstuffs with a black Sharpie and blocking his bedroom door with his soiled laundry. Sleep is out of the question. He's in for the challenge of his life: Getting along with a human!
Stay tuned, Prehntenders...
