On January 23rd the blog published the award winning article "Mongoose Abuse: The Silent Struggle". Today, we're itching to give you an update on the never-ending saga of Marty's living arrangements.
Smaller Man prevailed in court, fighting Big Fat Slob's assertion of being a victim of domestic violence. Accordingly, Smaller Man may now return to the marital home, shared with Big Fat Slob. Joy!
Keen readers may also recall this blog's minute-by-minute coverage of Marty's Spunday Sunday© where he attempted to make downright stupid accusations against his landlord.
Read between the lines and we can all look forward to the next 30 days or so. Draw your own conclusions. I hope Flo is ready to, again, "Take him under her Polish Wings"!
This blog is making the prediction that Marty will spend this evening marking his foodstuffs with a black Sharpie and blocking his bedroom door with his soiled laundry. Sleep is out of the question. He's in for the challenge of his life: Getting along with a human!
Stay tuned, Prehntenders...
VICTORY! Wonder if bill windsor will travel to Detroit to make a movie on this outlandish dismissal. In recent court filings windsor states he is solo busy making his film traveling these days. I hear Detroit has a tax break on films. Move over transformers, lawless is here.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Hallmark or Lifetime! Marty has dealt with them on so many movie projects this one would be easy.
DeleteYou mean he wasn't in Detroit last month with the rest of the media?
Delete"Marty Prehn Hey Bill at least you are not hearing voices in your head that are not real. ~ Much news going on in Michigan and Macomb County. DATELINE MSNBC and 20/20 are coming to Detroit in January as is The Honorable Federal Judge Mary Elizabeth Bullock. Maybe you can join us. It was reported that an attempt was made on my life and my cell phone hacked telling a loved one that I was in a coma and that I was on life support and fathered a child and that I abused my mother. There is going to be HELL to pay for these lies and slander. I TOO AM ALIVE AND WELL and have lost 75 pounds and got title to my parents cottage AND have been recognized in court"
He was recognized in court- as that idiot who tries to act like an expert.
DeleteBailiff probably just told him to stop blocking the doorway and to remove his silly hat in the courtroom.
DeleteHa, ha .... Karma ... !!!!! And that Karma train just keeps hitting Fatty ....
ReplyDeleteYou know the Judge looked at HUGE, Sloppy, Marty all sweaty & hen looked at "Small Guy" and had to stiffle a giggle.
ReplyDeleteSo glad the Judge saw through Marty's BS. What a complete and total scumbag he is.
ReplyDeleteI feel bad for the roommate and the landlords though, who have to deal with him for any length of time. If he made false allegations once, he will surely do it again. He is a liar, plain and simple.
Karma is MP's new girlfriend... not so friendly... but exactly what he deserves ! How is that working for you, Prehn !
ReplyDeleteI ain't buying it...
ReplyDelete"Marty Prehn is going to Andiamo Celebrity Showroom — tomorrow.
5 hours ago
FEB 14"
"AMERICA – SOLD OUT
DeleteFriday, February 14, 2014 | 8:00 PM
Andiamo Showroom
Buy Tickets $75, $65, $55, $25"
Lol, you know he is only going if he sponged a FREE ticket from some insecure, lonely old lady ... I'm going ... I'll be on "Mongoose Abuse" patrol ... ha, ha !!! Another thing even if he did score a FREE ticket, he can't afford the valet ... cocktails .. beer, apps or dinner.
DeleteBob and I are sending a bottle of Boone's Farm to their table. Have a glass.
DeleteI wonder if he got his new squeeze Linda to spring for the tickets. Or maybe his mom Flo sent him his date allowance.
DeleteI'm going to call Balloon Betty and have her send him a bouquet of condoms for valentines. Don't want anymore paternity scares!
Delete"Skip the Boone's Farm. My son set me up with the good stuff..."
DeleteSo would that mean they'll be doing "shots"?
DeleteSharing a needle is romantic.
DeleteLol, I can just see Marty driving the Mongoose mobile up to valet then asking his "date" for 5 bucks to give the valet .... wonder if my friend, Joe Vicari who own's Adiamno's should be tipped off about Marty and how he's known to "Go to the bathroom when the tab comes" ... sponge off stangers in bars by eating their food & stealing cocktails....
DeleteY'all reckon that Betty woman can make a MongMoose outta balloons? Or a DouchePontoon?
DeleteWho in all Tarnation is THAT Betty woman? I'm reading her "affidavit" to BigVexi & I dunno any of these characters!
Did exposure to helium do that to her?
Happy Valentine's Bob & everyone else! Big Alpaca love to y'all!
Waving!
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