Puppet Master: Balloon Betty Pulls Marty's Strings

As we await the next Mega Marty Meltdown, I thought we would touch on another subject. How did Marty come to the brilliant conclusion that we are all Megan?

Pictured above is the infamous Betty Krenik, aka Balloon Betty. She is Marty's source not only for the claim this blog is run by Megan but also everything he posts about her. We all knew Marty wasn't intelligent enough to dig up all of those old blog posts about Megan. Someone had to be supplying the research to him. Enter, Balloon Betty. 

Betty's second ex husband was the lawyer Megan accused of raping her after he broke off their affair. During a bitter divorce and custody battle, the couple's bizarre fetish sex life was put on display for the court. Her ex, according to Betty's sworn testimony, had a balloon fetish and wanted to have sex with children. Isn't it ironic that she would combine these two things and become a balloon entertainer for children's parties? I'd be very scared to hire her for my kids party and no doubt they'd be terrified too!

A bitter feud between Megan and Betty went on for years. A lot of accusations were brought up by both sides. Megan hasn't been heard from on the Internet for quite some time. Apparently Betty, on the other hand, can't go away quietly. She continues to troll the Internet in search of more ways to seek revenge on Megan. 

Betty finally found the complete idiot she needed to continue her hate campaign - Marty Prehn. For months now, she has fed Marty all of the things he now posts about Megan. Betty recently went so far as to commit perjury in her attempts to harass Megan by supplying a sworn affidavit in a lawsuit. I wonder if Marty will ever realize he is nothing more that a moronic puppet being used to advance a bitter woman's hate campaign?

Knowing Marty, I highly doubt it!