Homeless Marty Prehn is Up for Adoption!

"I am up for adoption and looking for a good home."

Marty Prehn Jan 9, 2012

As we enter another week without a new Marty weekend rant to discuss, I begin to wonder who convinced Marty to shut up. As he has proven in the past, he wasn't smart enough to come up with that idea on his own. Without any type of organized audience to boast his bullshit to, who would listen anyway?  He is homeless in both his physical and virtual worlds.

Home #1:  Bernice Prehn

Marty was kicked to the curb of his late mother's house after a Sheriff's Sale for Marty's nonpayment of property taxes. 

Home #2: NASGA, Marti Oakley and Barbi Nemeth Blog talk Radio programs

After this blog uncovered and documented the true nature of Marty's entire "Elder Abuse Advocacy", they quietly severed all ties with "The Elder Avenger". 

Home #3: Bob Jones University Alumni Association

Oh please.  Marty Prehn a college graduate?

Home #4: Lemmings-R-Us

The first suspect to enter my mind would be his local Michigan hero, David. As the FBI has begun to look more closely at his anti government activities, I believe the extra attention Marty was drawing had become quite bothersome. When you're trying to stay under the radar, the last thing you need is an extra large idiot spewing Secret Agent crap everywhere. Could David have finally put a muzzle on the Mongoose?

Another suspect in the tamping down of Marty would be Grand Poobah Bill. Marty's rants about Megan being his arch foe had reached a new level of his lying stupidity. As Marty continued to post as if Bill had instructed him to do it, damage was being done to Bill's pending lawsuit. We've learned since, Bill actually paid no attention to his Regional Director or what he posted. Bill never even noticed Marty, much less responded to him. 

The conclusion I'm drawn to is that the people who participate in this blog are the reason for Marty's silence. Congratulations! As so many of his victims and former supporters began to speak out against him, Marty's rants became even more worthless. Everything he posted was immediately dismissed as just another Marty lie. Since he realized Flo was the only person that still believes him, he has taken to an unprecedented level of private communication in order to preserve his monthly check. 

Flo will soon become "unavailable" in the cycle of life, so the question is:

Who wants to adopt a morbidly obese, lying 58 year-old idiot?