The following is a true story. Some names have been changed to protect the idiots.
I'm sure all of the readers here have been just as worried as I have about the welfare of Marty. With no posts for 11 days there had to be something wrong. Had the agent been sent on assignment to Siberia, or even worse, Detroit as punishment for the debacle that was the MVZ stakeout? There was no doubt something had gone wrong.
Yesterday an article written by Washed Up Stuntman (Marty's original hero) appeared in the PPJ Gazette. The information contained in it could be the explanation for what had become of our beloved buffoon Marty. Washed Up Stuntman had been questioned by the FBI about his involvement with Lemmings-R-Us and Big Vexi. A short time later Big Vexi put out a Facebook post distancing himself from all the ideas that Washed Up Stuntman had used L-R-U to promote.
So where does Marty fit into this you may ask? As the self proclaimed Regional Director of Lemmings-R-Us and a disciple of Washed Up Stuntman, I would think the FBI would want to talk to him as well. Marty is obviously a powerful man in these organizations - just ask him I'm sure he'd tell you. He would certainly be an in demand person as the FBI began to question people. Could there be a connection between this investigation and Marty's sudden silence?
I can only imagine the amount of bodily fluids that poured out of Marty as a real FBI agent showed him a real badge. After all his years as a Special Undercover Agent for the FBI, CIA, DOJ, and PB&J, I'm sure he was shocked to learn that now he was a suspect. The thought of the FBI learning his masturbation habits with their fiber optic cameras must have been terrifying. Was his favorite computer at the library now being monitored?
Now that Marty is in the crosshairs of a real FBI investigation, has he become afraid to spew his hatred on Facebook? I would think a man as well connected as the Mongoose could clear this matter up in minutes and then resume his usual daily stupidity. Or has Marty's embarrassing failure with the MVZ cookie sting hurt his reputation among the people he works with so bad that now he is a target?
In my opinion Marty has now truly become an Undercover Agent. I just don't think he planned on the undercover part being his dirty horse blanket he is cowering under while awaiting the FBI's return.
I'm sure all of the readers here have been just as worried as I have about the welfare of Marty. With no posts for 11 days there had to be something wrong. Had the agent been sent on assignment to Siberia, or even worse, Detroit as punishment for the debacle that was the MVZ stakeout? There was no doubt something had gone wrong.
Yesterday an article written by Washed Up Stuntman (Marty's original hero) appeared in the PPJ Gazette. The information contained in it could be the explanation for what had become of our beloved buffoon Marty. Washed Up Stuntman had been questioned by the FBI about his involvement with Lemmings-R-Us and Big Vexi. A short time later Big Vexi put out a Facebook post distancing himself from all the ideas that Washed Up Stuntman had used L-R-U to promote.
So where does Marty fit into this you may ask? As the self proclaimed Regional Director of Lemmings-R-Us and a disciple of Washed Up Stuntman, I would think the FBI would want to talk to him as well. Marty is obviously a powerful man in these organizations - just ask him I'm sure he'd tell you. He would certainly be an in demand person as the FBI began to question people. Could there be a connection between this investigation and Marty's sudden silence?
I can only imagine the amount of bodily fluids that poured out of Marty as a real FBI agent showed him a real badge. After all his years as a Special Undercover Agent for the FBI, CIA, DOJ, and PB&J, I'm sure he was shocked to learn that now he was a suspect. The thought of the FBI learning his masturbation habits with their fiber optic cameras must have been terrifying. Was his favorite computer at the library now being monitored?
Now that Marty is in the crosshairs of a real FBI investigation, has he become afraid to spew his hatred on Facebook? I would think a man as well connected as the Mongoose could clear this matter up in minutes and then resume his usual daily stupidity. Or has Marty's embarrassing failure with the MVZ cookie sting hurt his reputation among the people he works with so bad that now he is a target?
In my opinion Marty has now truly become an Undercover Agent. I just don't think he planned on the undercover part being his dirty horse blanket he is cowering under while awaiting the FBI's return.
Did they check the library computer for both his prints and semen?
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DeleteOtherwise, LMAO! That's as good a guess as any, barring calls to all hospitals, for why Marty has gone quiet.
ReplyDeleteYou know he's not busy watching Ellen, with the Olympics being on all week.
DeleteBut is it mens figureskating he is really watching?
DeleteI did hear that the Eastpointe library was closed today because of flooding & it was not caused by melting snow, damaged pipes etc ... but apparently started in the computer cubicle that Marty uses ... officials are perplexed at where the massive amount of sweat & pee came from .that flooded & soiled the building .... .. I'm not.
ReplyDeleteYou think he introduced himself as Special Agent Prehn when he talked to them? You know he had on his hat!!
ReplyDeleteI'm shocked the Agent didn't call his best friends Barb McQuade, Special Agent Robert F. Foley III & Tony West and simply have this matter cleared up .... ( Marty Prehn · Follow · Top Commenter · Elder Avenger at Public Defender - Get ready for a huge corruption investigation that will take place in Florida and see which politicians and or Judges and lawyers will be going to jail for the crimes they have committed. I sure hope my friend Juana A. Klim is reading this fb article and comments. Juana if you want to get in touch me me please contact either my friend Barbara McQuade with the US Justice Department in the Eastern District in Detroit or Special Agent in Charge of the FBI in the Eastern District in Detroit Robert F. Foley III. You may also want to get in touch with my friend Tony West from the US Justice Department in Washington DC. They all know how to get in touch with me. Lastly just make sure to go after these criminal misfits under the federal RICO statute for organized crimes and racketeering. Oh and former Governor Charlie Crist? SORRY CHARLIE but you are going down so forget about trying to run for a US Congress seat or as a US Senator or for any other public office.Reply · 4 · Like · Follow Post · April 7, 2013 at 6:52pm
ReplyDeleteIf you can't reach him through his powerful friends, try the clothing resale shop across the street from the room he rents.
DeleteWonder if the "Real" FBI agent asked Marty about this post ....= ( Marty Prehn · Follow · Top Commenter · Elder Avenger at Public Defender ... Chris Ingram - this is just the tip of the iceburg my friend. What makes yoiu think that the FBI and the US Department of Justice are going to STOP their investigation into this matter. There were several local, state and federal crimes committed here and I am suprised that no one other than myself have made the connection with Jim Greer and his brother Circuit court Judge George Greer who was the Judge who ordered the MURDER of Terri Schiavo by having her starved to death. Funny how Charlie Crist and Judge Greer are such good friends Kinda makes you wonder if Judge George Greer used hus judicial influence and power to get a reduced sentence for his brother Jim. And finally what is the relationship between Judge George Greer, Jim Greer, Charlie Crist, Michael Schiavo and Michael Schiavo's attorney and a suspected terrorist from Iran who just came back from a visit over seas. I hope this is not the case but with all of the information that Jim Greer has and the threats he made to expose politicians and Charlie Crist if he went to jail I will be VERY surprised if Jim Greer walks out alive in 18 months. I believe he is a marked man . He brags to people that he is working as an informant and spy for the FBI and CIA to get information Now one has to wonder if the court order by Judge George Greer to have Terri Schiavo starved to death was a conspiracy from the very beginning to commit MURDER. Looks like it might be time to bring in DATELINE MSNBC with my friends Lester Holt and Chris Hansen to EXPOSE the FRAUD and CORRUPTION that has been going on in Florida for many, many years now.Reply · 1 · Like · Follow Post · April 7, 2013 at 6:35pm
ReplyDeleteOut of the mouths of babes...
Delete"He brags to people that he is working as an informant and spy for the FBI and CIA to get information"
...comes semi-digested bullshit.
As people here suspected he might, Marty is in the process of trying to restart his scams. Apparently his constant bashing of MVZ caused all of his supporters to lose interest. TOO LATE MARTY!! Everyone with the exception of Flo has figured you out. I don't see a way for you to lie your way back into their good graces.
ReplyDeleteHis cheerleader Flo Flo appears to be getting nastier & less lucid as her dementia advances.(Just the way ..Marty likes his victims)
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