The following is a true story. Some names have been changed to protect the idiots.
I'm sure all of the readers here have been just as worried as I have about the welfare of Marty. With no posts for 11 days there had to be something wrong. Had the agent been sent on assignment to Siberia, or even worse, Detroit as punishment for the debacle that was the MVZ stakeout? There was no doubt something had gone wrong.
Yesterday an article written by Washed Up Stuntman (Marty's original hero) appeared in the PPJ Gazette. The information contained in it could be the explanation for what had become of our beloved buffoon Marty. Washed Up Stuntman had been questioned by the FBI about his involvement with Lemmings-R-Us and Big Vexi. A short time later Big Vexi put out a Facebook post distancing himself from all the ideas that Washed Up Stuntman had used L-R-U to promote.
So where does Marty fit into this you may ask? As the self proclaimed Regional Director of Lemmings-R-Us and a disciple of Washed Up Stuntman, I would think the FBI would want to talk to him as well. Marty is obviously a powerful man in these organizations - just ask him I'm sure he'd tell you. He would certainly be an in demand person as the FBI began to question people. Could there be a connection between this investigation and Marty's sudden silence?
I can only imagine the amount of bodily fluids that poured out of Marty as a real FBI agent showed him a real badge. After all his years as a Special Undercover Agent for the FBI, CIA, DOJ, and PB&J, I'm sure he was shocked to learn that now he was a suspect. The thought of the FBI learning his masturbation habits with their fiber optic cameras must have been terrifying. Was his favorite computer at the library now being monitored?
Now that Marty is in the crosshairs of a real FBI investigation, has he become afraid to spew his hatred on Facebook? I would think a man as well connected as the Mongoose could clear this matter up in minutes and then resume his usual daily stupidity. Or has Marty's embarrassing failure with the MVZ cookie sting hurt his reputation among the people he works with so bad that now he is a target?
In my opinion Marty has now truly become an Undercover Agent. I just don't think he planned on the undercover part being his dirty horse blanket he is cowering under while awaiting the FBI's return.
I'm sure all of the readers here have been just as worried as I have about the welfare of Marty. With no posts for 11 days there had to be something wrong. Had the agent been sent on assignment to Siberia, or even worse, Detroit as punishment for the debacle that was the MVZ stakeout? There was no doubt something had gone wrong.
Yesterday an article written by Washed Up Stuntman (Marty's original hero) appeared in the PPJ Gazette. The information contained in it could be the explanation for what had become of our beloved buffoon Marty. Washed Up Stuntman had been questioned by the FBI about his involvement with Lemmings-R-Us and Big Vexi. A short time later Big Vexi put out a Facebook post distancing himself from all the ideas that Washed Up Stuntman had used L-R-U to promote.
So where does Marty fit into this you may ask? As the self proclaimed Regional Director of Lemmings-R-Us and a disciple of Washed Up Stuntman, I would think the FBI would want to talk to him as well. Marty is obviously a powerful man in these organizations - just ask him I'm sure he'd tell you. He would certainly be an in demand person as the FBI began to question people. Could there be a connection between this investigation and Marty's sudden silence?
I can only imagine the amount of bodily fluids that poured out of Marty as a real FBI agent showed him a real badge. After all his years as a Special Undercover Agent for the FBI, CIA, DOJ, and PB&J, I'm sure he was shocked to learn that now he was a suspect. The thought of the FBI learning his masturbation habits with their fiber optic cameras must have been terrifying. Was his favorite computer at the library now being monitored?
Now that Marty is in the crosshairs of a real FBI investigation, has he become afraid to spew his hatred on Facebook? I would think a man as well connected as the Mongoose could clear this matter up in minutes and then resume his usual daily stupidity. Or has Marty's embarrassing failure with the MVZ cookie sting hurt his reputation among the people he works with so bad that now he is a target?
In my opinion Marty has now truly become an Undercover Agent. I just don't think he planned on the undercover part being his dirty horse blanket he is cowering under while awaiting the FBI's return.
