The big day for Domestic Violence victims everywhere has finally arrived. Despite the fact that half of Michigan is underwater, Marty's landmark battered wife trial started today as the Mongoosmobile zoomed into the court parking lot blaring "I am Woman, Watch me Roar...". The case was resolved in fairly short order and Marty's attempts to use this event as his platform to threaten people for months came to an unceremonious end. Big "fireworks" were going to happen today, but it appears Marty's fireworks were soaked like the rest of S/E Michigan.
This trial was to be another chance for the Mongoose to get on the witness stand and send someone to prison. Not only was Marty going to put his ex roommate away for a long time, several others were going to be in deep legal trouble today as well. We'll review some of these threats and point out that once again, Marty ends up looking not only like a fool, but a big fat sissy.
Marty had all but guaranteed John was headed to prison. This trial of the century would be Marty's chance to testify against him and send him to the big house (with Jr, perhaps?). As is the case with everything Marty claims, it didn't happen. Despite Marty's begging to the prosecutor and judge, there was no jail time handed down. A simple plea deal was struck and probation was the sentence. Stay out of trouble for a while and we'll forget about the whole thing.
Another threat of Marty's heading into this trial was the claim that John was illegally growing marijuana in the basement of the home they shared. Drug charges were sure to be slapped on John and the house seized for being a drug house. Of course as soon as he started trying to bring this threat into play, Marty received his usual courtroom instructions. "Please sit down and shut up Mr Prehn". Marty still hasn't learned he can't throw other charges into a trial, it's only about the official charges brought by the prosecutor. I guess his high level meetings were unable to result in these extra charges being filed. Once again, Marty's attempts at added vengeance fail. Anyone else detecting a pattern here?
Today was also the day Guy and Robin would pay a heavy price for an alleged "Retaliation Eviction" and theft of Marty's "intellectual properties", whatever that could have been. How many times have we seen Marty ranting about MCL 600 and his ex landlord not understanding how much trouble they were in? As everyone, except Marty I assume, knew none of that had anything to do with today's trial, it was never even mentioned. There was also to be a mail tampering charge in there somewhere as this case was dismissed months ago but Marty claimed his landlord stole his mail.
Another big happening today was contempt charges for Robin and Marty passing out PPO's like candy on Halloween. Of course, since none of the targets of these threats were involved in the case, they weren't there to laugh at Marty. Why fight through floodwaters to see Marty acting like the complete idiot he is. There will be plenty of other opportunities to watch that. Besides, as his former friends and landlord, they've had their fill.
This review has only touched on a few of the idiotic threats Marty had made heading into today. Feel free to mention others in the comments as you laugh. Today's court outcome for Marty was exactly what we've come to expect when that moron shows up for anything - a resounding failure. Nothing he said was going to happen actually did. Everyone Marty threatened with pending legal doom remains free and relatively happy. Marty once again storms out of the court room butthurt that he didn't get the results he wanted and looked stupid in the process. And we here at CoM have yet another reason to laugh at Marty. Some things just never change.
