Marty Prehn Gets a Head Start on his Weekend Meltdown

Marty has been a busy little agent this morning. He has posted several of his famous rants on a Big Vexi's page. He started with this: 

"Marty Prehn

Hey Bill Facebook is cooperating with the ongoing investigation that I have going on here in Michigan and they have provided several IP addresses that I have forwarded to the FBI the Michigan State Police and crimestopers and the Michigan Attorney Bill Schuette and Oakland County Sheriff Michael Bouchard. We have also obtained the physical address of Sean Fleming in Madison Heights via his recent divorce case and the Michigan license plate that Sean had posted in a fb video that gave his short wave radio I'd. His short wave radio license is in the process of being revoked and a restraining order and PPO approved exparte' in the Oakland Circuit Court and to be served on Sean and the whole thing shown as a you tube video called JUST WHO IS SEAN FLEMING? Cyber stalker or cyber terrorist. Yeah I had a nice chat with his ex wife and can understand why she filed for divorce. I will be posting his divorce papers and the known IP addresses on my fb page as this information is public information. I am surprised that Sean or Megan or Robert Cockout have not posted the recent photos of me with Michigan Attorney General Bill Schuette, Sheriff Michael Bouchard, Oakland County Executive L Brooks Patterson and several other Oakland County politicians. I guess that Sean and Megan and Booby did not get an invitation and I wore my SPECIAL AGENT hat just for them. Get ready Sean they are coming to shut you down. Bad Boy, Bad Boy whatcha going do when they come for you? Bill I sent that information so feel free to post Sean's divorce papers and restraining order that his wife filed against him and the IP address for Robert Cookout III et al to show that we in fact have been provided this information by fb and that Google is cooperation gas well to EXPOSE Megan Van Zelfden and the identities and addresses if all of the whittle Joey's anonymous or otherwise. I guess they did not know that I know Lisa Brown the clerk for the Oakland County Circuit Court. Oops."

There are so many things to cover in this one statement but I'll only touch on a few. According to Marty, Facebook and Google have provided him with my and other's IP addresses. He claims to be sending them to BV to post. Why doesn't Marty post them himself? He's been claiming to have my IP for several months. I'm still waiting for him to post it. I have a feeling it won't be getting posted any time soon. After this Marty had a little exchange on his Facebook page with his head detective Hula Helen:

"Marty Prehn

Helen what are you doing up so late?

Like · 3 hours ago

Helen Childers

Gonna sleep soon

Like · 3 hours ago

Marty Prehn

Ok let's talk this weekend but use your decoder ring so the whittle joeys can't listen in on our conversation. Fb has provided the IP addresses for Robert Cookout and his or her various shadow fb accounts and we do have their identity and can proceed with a defamation and libel lawsuit against him and or her.

Like · 2 hours ago"

So Facebook has given Marty my identity? I can't quite figure out how Facebook could possibly know my identity.  After reading this I commented to Marty that I look forward to seeing him in court April 1st. That is the day of Linda Fergan Bowery's brother's court hearing. Marty is the star witness for Linda. Of course this caused yet another long rant on BV's Facebook page:

"I will call you this morning and discuss what will be happening to Sean Fleming and what will be done to the person or persons posting as Bob Cookout or one of the many names similar to this. The Macomb County Sheriffs department will be in court on Tuesday April 1st and I have PPO's that will be served on those posting as Bob Cookout as I believe that there may be several posting as this person including a Dave Wilson from Warren and a Robin Heaps Williams from St. Clair Shores, Michigan Nd both appear to be bi-polar and mentally unstable and may also have been posting as TEAM X and Love All or Lovell. I will forward to you there addresses so you can include them in your lawsuit in Irving, Texas. I did meet with Michigan Attorney Bill Schuette and Oakland County Sheriff Mike Bouchard and provided them with the IP addresses that I have and the physical address of Sean Fleming in order to bring charges of cyber stalking and cyber terrorism against them. Bob Cookout posted a photo of the press conference in Oakland County at the GOP Headquarters on Woodward but did not realize since he or she was not invited that I was standing off to the right of the picture wearing my SPECIAL AGENT hat that just seems to get the whittle joeys panties in a wad and give them a wedgee that send them into a bi-polar tirade. Oh and by the way Bill Megan Van Whackjob has a sister named Mel. Very interesting but where have the following gone? Curtis Butler, Oceans, Khaki Jackson, Barb Sanford, Joy Harrison, Eva, Marlene Rhoades, TEAM X etc. Bill I hope you will be able to attend the Elder Abuse conference on April 11th in Troy, Michigan as we will have several news stations covering this as well as USA Today. The morning session from 9-12 is open to the public but the afternoon session will be for law enforcement, prosecuting attorney's and Elder Advocates and then dinner afterwards in Detroit in the casino district. I have personally invited the US Attorney's from Texas and Colorado as well as the AG's from those states so it can be decided how to best prosecute all the members of the Joey is a little kid group and Megan Van Zelfden and work to see that Joey Dauben is released from incarceration."

There are so many lies in this comment, I don't know where to start. He claims I posted a picture from a press conference. Is this the same press conference he referenced in his earlier comment? The one where he wondered why I hadn't posted pictures of? Of course Marty had to mention he was off to the side and not actually pictured. That's because he wasn't actually there. I also can't seem to find where I posted this picture. Maybe Marty will help me out and remind me where I posted it. Just another typical Marty lie! I'm not even going to bother to address the elder abuse summit lies. We all know the truth about that and there is an interesting video on YouTube, dissecting his latest attempt to impress anyone who isn't of sound mind and body.

One of my biggest questions is who is Marty referring to when he says we? Is he talking about his big investigator Helen? She has been messaging many people, me included, trying to act like she turned against Marty to try and get my personal information. Is he talking about Linda? Has her role as Mrs Mongoose expanded from being his sugar heffer into helping him formulate his latest lies and attempted intimidation? Will Marty ever figure out he just isn't smart enough to pull of his fake threat attempts? I'm going out on a limb and saying no. He's just too stupid to figure out what a complete idiot he is!

Marty Prehn: Back to Basics

Today, Marty has decided to return to his roots. He has dusted off his original scam and rolled it out for the public again. 

Marty Prehn
6 hours ago · Edited 
"Now to go after those in my mother's case who financially exploited her that lead to her death by starvation. Please go to you tube and watch the video JUSTICE 4 JEAN that exposes the fraud and corruption that went on by family members in order to undo a Michigan Living Trust and ignore the specific written wishes of my mother in her Last Will and Testament. Please join me and attend the STOP ELDER ABUSE Conference that will be held on April 11th at the Troy Community Center in Troy, Michigan from 9-12. This event will be historic as a national task force is now being put into place in order to find Justice for my mother and give a purpose to the sacrifice of her life that she had to make because of GREED and jealously of my family members and a corrupt probate system out in Colorado Springs, Colorado in El Paso County with Magistrate Barbara Hughes and Magistrate Robin Chittum and 6 unethical attorney's, a court appointed conservator and my estranged brothers Dick, Gary and Paul and their spouses and my 2 sisters Shirley Jean Ellis and Marlene Prehn-Nelson-Rhoades and their spouses. This case will be getting national media attention and I believe that several if not all involved will be going to jail for conspiracy, fraud, extortion, financial exploitation of a vulnerable adult and contributing to the death (murder) by starvation of my dear mother Bernice "Jean" Prehn. This issue of Elder And Guardianship Abuse is now a national epidemic and the fastest growing white collar crime in America."

Yes we've heard this spew many times before with all of these same claims. None of the facts in this case have changed and the truth about this has been exposed. I'll give a brief recap for any new readers (Carquest employees) that have joined us. 

Marty lived off of his parent's money his entire adult life. He spent more of their money than they did. After his father's death he became his mother's caregiver and proceeded to neglect her because he was busy living it up on his parent's savings. When his siblings discovered the deplorable treatment of their mother, they moved Bernice to Colorado to be cared for by his sister Marlene. Marty had no problem with this until his mother's Social Security check stopped coming to the bank account he controlled. His uncontrolled spending of his mother's money has been documented here. 

As Marty continued to blow through his parent's estate, his siblings realized there wouldn't be anything left for his mothers's care. He had even gone so far as to take out a mortgage on the family's paid in full home. He spent that $80,000 in less than 9 months. The family started court proceedings to get control of the money to pay for their mother's health care needs. This is when the true evil in Marty surfaced. 

Marty tried every thing he could dream up to keep his access to the money. In his video he claims the court ignored all the documents he provided. A simple records search clearly shows he refused to provide any documents at all. He even received a contempt of court charge for refusing to supply an accounting of the money he had spent. 

After the biscuit wheels were removed from Marty's gravy train, he really sank to new depths. He accused his sister of murdering his mother, wished death on his nephews, and tried to get his siblings fired from their jobs by lying to their employers. He's been claiming he will have then all thrown in federal prison for years now yet not a single court proceeding has been held about it. 

I'll skip now to Marty's current situation. He has recently moved in with Linda Fergan Bowery after being evicted from his rented room for non payment. Shortly after that he used Linda to have her brother committed for a mental evaluation. It's not hard to draw some conclusions from this. Has Marty found some new elderly people to try and pilfer assets from? 

Has Marty decided to revive his elder advocate claims to reassure the new Ms Mongoose that he's a stand up guy? Has he fooled Linda into thinking he has her family's best interest at heart? Is having one of the Fergan's  children committed just a way of eliminating any opposition to the elder Fergan's  money? Has anyone in that family researched Marty at all or do they just believe all of his lies? Is Linda an unsuspecting victim of did she enlist Marty's help in setting up her takeover of the family assets? Only time will provide answers to all of these questions. 

My final questions to Linda and her parents are these: Do you really want a man who abused his mother while trying to steal her money around your aging family? A man who sold off his parent's prized possessions so he could continue to eat out 4 times a day while unemployed to join your family and it's business? Do you blindly trust a man who wished death upon his own innocent nephews and was so uncaring that he abandoned his fathers ashes to be thrown out with the trash that Marty piled on top of them in his room. If Marty would treat his own blood family like this, what will he do to yours?

Marty Prehn-Fergan: The Lies Continue

As Marty decides to make his various Facebook post public we see his latest batch of lies. Is Linda Fergan Bowery paying attention? Does she even bother to read his Facebook post or are all the things she "likes" on his wall actually Marty using her profile to boost his own popularity?

As we've previously learned, Marty can't go long without telling some lie to make himself look important. This comment is just the next example: 

"Marty Prehn

Anna please contact me a my email address mprehn2004@yahoo.com and call me at 1 586 563 0989 and let's get your son home back where he belongs. Where is home? I will get you direct access to the Chairman of the Senate Armed Services Committee the Honorable Senator Carl Levin who is a personal friend of mine from the Detroit area. Friend me and let's get your son home to you where he belongs. Tell me more about your son. I see that my friend Congressman Allen West has spoken up on your sons behalf. I am working to get a bike rally together in Detroit during Memorial Weekend this year and hope you will be able to attend and tell your son's story."

Carl Levin couldn't pick Marty out of a police line up much less call himself Marty's personal friend. What does Marty stand to gain from giving this woman false hope that he can get Mr Levin to in some way help her? Have Marty and Linda had the Senator over for dinner at their place yet?

Of course a day in the life of Marty wouldn't be complete without some reference to his great importance to the Elder Abuse situation:

"Marty Prehn

Florence have you ever seen the movie with Adam Sandler and Jack Nicholson called ANGER MANAGEMENT? The part of the movie where Adam Sandler sings I FEEL PRETTY OH SO PRETTY? Lol I almost sound like Muhumed Ali saying IM SO PRETTY. Busy week this week attending a meeting with the Michigan Attorney General Bill Schuette and then what I have been asking for by US Attorney Barabara McQuade and that is a conference in the Metro Detroit area with others US Attorney's and Prosecuting Attorney's from across the state and members of law enforcement and the FBI._"

Marty, I thought mentioning the FBI was now a big no-no for you? Will Linda be driving Marty to these meetings this week? Will she also attend as the new Mrs Mongoose? Will daddy Fergan give Marty the time off of work needed to save our country from the elder abuse epidemic? Is Marty being asked to attend this conference to be used as an example of actual elder abuse after the way he treated his mother? Another pesky detail about Marty's week being busy with this conference: It's scheduled for April 11th not this week. Does he even bother to read the articles about these events he's "invited to attend"?

Of course no Facebook posting frenzy by Marty would be complete without at a least a veiled reference to the evil MVZ:

As we can see, Marty just can't seem to let go of his hatred for MVZ. I guess all the viewing of her masturbating with her stuffed unicorns and alpacas has so deeply touched Marty that he'll never get over it. Does Linda now watch with him on those intimate nights on the couch in the new lair?

All I can think of is:"Oh that poor couch!"

Marty Prehn: Man, Myth, or Monster?

Your faithful correspondent is busy on a Top Secret project.  In the meanwhile, enjoy this memory of our humble beginnings.

Originally posted October 25th 2013.

When I decided to give this a try, I had big plans for a post.  I was going to link court documents and quotes to support my ideas about Marty.  After extensive research and questioning people that know him, I decided he was just not worth it.  Bill Windsor at one time had a large following he called the "Nobodys". Marty is literally a nobody. I wanted to expose him for what he is but with the exception of about five people, no one cares who he is. 

We all find humor in the outrageous claims he makes but deep down Marty is a very disturbed narcissist desperate for attention and accolades.

This will be the first installment in a series that will review a man whose life has and never will amount to anything. For this segment, I'll cover his claims regarding his poor mother. No one in Marty's family will speak to me about him for fear of the harassment they are sure will follow. That means I have to piece together the story from reviewing all that has been posted 

For the 17 years preceding the death of his mother, Marty depended on his parents for all of his financial needs, as he was unemployed that entire time. He had the ability to manipulate his father into paying his way through life. It went as far as having his parents pay for not only his home but also a cottage on the lake near the one owned by his family. 

When his mother's health began to fail, he convinced his father to establish a trust and name Marty the successor trustee. This would insure Marty access to his parents savings and that they could continue to finance his life even after his father's death. When his father passed, Marty became his mother's primary caregiver. That was the beginning of a nightmare for Marty's mother and his siblings. From the information I've been able to gather from people who know Marty - who shall remain anonymous - his care of his mother was severely lacking. 

While Marty spent his days dinning out for all meals and generally just trying to act like a big shot, his mother, suffering from old-age related dementia, was left lying in bed all day with only the TV to keep her company. When word of the poor treatment reached Marty's sister in Colorado, she took action and moved her mother into her home in Colorado. Marty didn't object to this until his control over the savings accounts was stopped. With her daughter, his mother now had health care and even an in-home caregiver that would be there when a family member could not. From all accounts she was well taken care of in a very loving environment. Marty's sister dedicated her life to making the final years of her mother's life as enjoyable as possible. This high level of care required resources. A new power of attorney and trust were needed to provide for Mrs Prehn and when Marty refused to allow the family access to the accounts they were forced to legally take control of them. 

Marty then started to legally challenge the Colorado ruling.  He would claim to have documents to back up his claims, but even after being given time extensions to produce them, never could. His legal challenge finally ended when he was required by the court to provide an accounting of the money spent while he was in control. He refused to do so. After Marty's legal challenge failed, he then began an online hate campaign against his sister. He went so far as calling her a murderer and circulating an online flier, wishing death on her kids - his own nephews.  I find it interesting that none of Marty's siblings joined him in questioning the sisters actions regarding their mother. The only child in the family that objected was Marty and that wasn't until he lost control of the money. You draw your own conclusion. 

Marty now continuously seeks pity and charity by saying he is homeless after two foreclosures at the hands of his siblings.  Actually, the properties were foreclosed on because Marty could no longer use his parent's savings to pay for his personal expenses. But here's the rub; Marty shouldn't claim to be homeless. He inherited the family cottage on the lake. It was paid in full with even the taxes covered by his parent's estate. A search of property records show the transfer of the deed into his name and it remains there as of this writing. Marty's parents worked their whole lives in order to own their homes.  Marty, on the other hand, only had to wait until they died so he could own his.  I have no idea of the habitability of this property, as Marty claims to reside about 190 miles south of it.  

This story cannot be told without pointing out the incredible price paid by Marty's sister. She did everything in her power to provide for her mother in the most loving and respectful way possible. I'm sure Mrs Prehn's final days were the best they could be because of the love her daughter showed her.  Now she is harassed by a monster who cared about no one except himself.  He has even gone so far as to sic his real or Facebook friends including Helen Childers and Barbara Nemeth on his family.  

Marty didn't even bother to attend his mothers funeral.  Rest in peace, Bernice.

Domesticated Mongoose

As Marty adapts to his newest living arrangement, one has to wonder what goes on behind those four rented walls.

We know that Marty has a history of being a victim of domestic violence.  How is this going to be any different?

Like with his last roommate, will Linda become so disgusted by Marty's housekeeping habits that she raises her voice in a threatening enough pitch that he has no choice but to call the police on her?  Perhaps she has tamed the wild beast and Marty has finally adapted to his surroundings and is quietly waiting for an opportunity to get her kicked out of her own home while he pawns her belongings.  The possible scenarios are mind boggling.

Who is the man in that relationship?  Does Linda keep him barefoot and pregnant?  Did she hide her sewing box?  Who's going to pay the back taxes on the "Veteran's Living Legacy" property up north?

One thing we can be sure of is it won't last.  Marty has been kicked out of better places.  Been ostracized from better company. Been black listed by better organizations and fired from better jobs.

Lair of the Mongoose, Part Deux

He can hide from the tax man. He can run from his landlord. He can dodge his creditors. He can set up a PO Box in a different city and disappear from his family.  The Special Agent, however, continues to make tactical mistakes when it comes to his online activities.

After extensive research into IP addresses and cell tower ping info, we have discovered the new Lair of the Mongoose. This top secret location where the Special Agent does his dirty work with Linda Fergan Bowery has been confirmed. 

Our CoMmies used all of the techniques that were learned by monitoring Marty's Facebook post over the last several months. IP addresses gleaned from screenshots of Facebook comments, voice recognition from various blog post, and most importantly the strong urine smell, have revealed Marty's latest hiding spot, after being politely asked to not return to the Eastpointe Library. How many process servers and bill collectors are just dying to get their hands on this location?

This latest lair was just confirmed with a quick drive by of one of our field operatives. There is no hiding the awe inspiring Mongoosemobile parked outside this apartment complex. 

Of course I don't expect Marty to be in this location long. Unlike living in a house, an apartment has neighbors very close that can smell. How long until the complaints about the new roach infestation start? Or people complaining about the uninsured eyesore with the expired registration taking up room in the parking lot? We can only hope the walls aren't so thin that people have to listen to Marty's constant reviewing of the tapes of MVZ masturbating. It's only a matter of time before Marty is forced to move again. 

No matter where you run, Marty, they'll come asking questions again. At least you get to sit in the back of a federally owned vehicle.  I'm sure they'll be thrilled, too.

Dissing NASGA, Marty Prehn Pushes For Guardianship!

Today the CoM discovered some startling new information. I believe we have uncovered Marty's newest devious plot and latest victim. After receiving an alarming tip that Marty was the driving force behind having a man committed to a mental institution until April 1st for a mental evaluation, we began researching. It appears that shortly after Marty moved in with Linda Fergan Bowery a petition was filed to have her brother committed to a psychiatric hospital. This public record combined with a phone call to a concerned third party looks like confirmation that Marty has convinced his new girlfriend, unknowingly or otherwise, to help him find his latest scam. Based on Marty's past we can only guess at what the real reason is behind this. 

Is Marty hoping Linda might become her brother's guardian which would give her, therefore Marty, access to his assets? Wouldn't this go against everything NASGA, Marty's favorite organization, fights against? Does her brother own a home that Marty hopes to be able to move into? Did Linda's brother voice concern about Marty worming his way into a family with money to scam off of? What could be Marty's reason to force this man to now have to fight for his freedom?

If any of this sounds familiar with our continuing coverage of Marty, it should.  Same story, different victims. He'll do another 180 when he finds that the court will not appoint either Marty or his goofy girlfriend as guardian, just like he did with his mother.

I guess we'll have to wait until April 1st for those details. Perhaps there is a justifiable reason for this court action, until you get Marty Prehn involved. Based on all of our previous observations, we know that everything Marty does is for self benefit. He has never helped anyone with anything unless he stood to profit somehow from it. Apparently he has found his local version of Florence Iverson. A woman he has somehow brainwashed so that he can manipulate her into helping him. How many more people will this monster hurt before somebody puts a stop to it? There is no limit to how low Marty will stoop when he sees his next gravy train.

Marty Prehn Can't Crash This Cookout

With the approach of spring upon us, the people of the Metro Detroit area have two converging storm fronts in their forecast - it's tornado alert season, complicated by Marty twisting in circles trying to find the elusive Cookout while spinning his latest series of Marty Moments.

You see, with Marty, Cookout doesn't only represent a backyard barbeque for the Mongoose to crash while acting like a member of a family he's never met. His mind is totally consumed with the true identity of RC3 as well as the promise of free food. If Marty spent as much energy seeking respectable work as he did chasing me, he could have paid the property taxes on his inherited cottage, bought some new clothes, got a haircut and take Linda somewhere nicer than Lee's Cafe and Coney by now - with enough left over to replace Sammy Randazzo's sewing box that he destroyed.

For over six months I was the diabolical MVZ. The FBI had me surrounded as Marty watched me masturbate on cameras with a variety of stuffed animals. He was coming to Texas to put the cuffs on me and read me my rights. Marty even went so far as to post pictures of Megan's minor child. I wonder what happened to all those restraining orders Marty was coming to court to testify about?

For a brief period, I was outed as Marty's little sister. Shorty after, I was her attorney.

Then one day during a Facebook comment exchange, I suddenly became Robin. Marty went so far as to post the type and color of her car. Reality briefly slapped Marty and within minutes I was Megan again. According to Marty, it was I who had posted Robin's personal auto details in an attempt to get him in trouble with his landlord. 

A couple of weeks after his blunder naming me as Robin, Marty found his next suspect to name. An ex-roommate named Dave Wilson. Marty was so sure I was Dave, he made this comment:

"Marty Prehn

Ok Dave Wilson we got your number and we know which car is yours in the parking lot."

Like · 2 hours ago

Within minutes of this I then became his landlord, Guy. He even went so far as to threaten Guy with deportation, turning him in for rental house code violations, and told him he had a nosey girlfriend. Had Marty finally pinpointed my true identity?

Of course after another sleepless night spent reading this blog, Marty drops another comment about who I am: 

"Marty Prehn Several of the Joeys have been identified here in Michigan Bill and more specifically in Macomb County and from the cities of Eastpointe, St. Clair Shores and Clinton township and in fact one that works right next door to the Eastpointe police department and has been posting under the name of Robert Cookout III or a similar name and is looking at charges of slander, liable and defamation of character to be filed against him and as a cyber bully and cyber stalker under the domestic terrorist homeland security act."

15 hours ago · Like

I especially like the charge of "liable". Poor Marty tries so hard to phonetically sound out legal terms he's picked up over the years.

We know that Marty works next door to the police station. Does his latest comment mean I am a coworker of his?  Soon, he'll be so dizzy from spinning,  he'll think he's RC3! Who can I really be? Maybe I'm his boss, a close friend, ex-wife Becci or even Lovely Linda herself...

Drats! Foiled Again!

Imagine James Bond arriving home to his swinging bachelor pad after a hard day of fighting international villains. He staggers up to the door completely exhausted from the rigors of being a Special Agent and discovers his key won't work. Apparently, that recently happened to Special Agent Prehn.

Based on intel gleaned from Marty's latest meltdown, he is currently locked out of the Lair of the Mongoose. The locks were changed while he was busy seducing the latest Elder Dawg hottie. Can't you just imagine the despair Marty must have felt knowing he wouldn't be able to lay on his pallet on the floor and drift off to sleep watching MVZ masturbating with a stuffed Alpaca, trusty bottle of hand lotion nearby?

At first thought, I wouldn't think a simple door lock would have much effect on Marty. Lock Picking 101 has to be one of the first classes he took when he arrived at Langley. Maybe he left his lock pick tools in his other pants or in the nightstand at Linda's. Unfortunately, Marty must have been unable to find a window he could fit thru. Thankfully, he had the restraint needed to keep from pulling out his service revolver and just shooting off that pesky lock. Were the locks changed because of non payment of rent? Did the landlord discover Marty's makeshift crock pot toilet?

This situation needs to be resolved quickly as this could be putting our nation's security at risk. A virtual treasure trove of classified information is buried in that pile of crap he left behind.

From the Fan Mail Desk

Not a week goes by when I'm not contacted by a reader sharing their personal story about Marty, ranging from theft, sexual advances or just the general poor hygiene of the Mongoose.

The one I received last night is particularly offensive, even for Marty:

"Robert Cookout;

I read your blog all the time.  I know Marty and let him stay at my house last summer when he had no where else to go. Big mistake!

I was so disgusted when I found that fat ass was too lazy to walk five feet to the bathroom and took it upon himself to empty out a sewing box and fill it with piss!  He is the grossest person I've ever met!

I threw his fat ass out before the Moceri's took pity on him and rented him a room that I heard is full of garbage and God knows what else. Those people are too nice to him and I told them it's just a matter of time before he pisses on their charity. All he does is take advantage of people and expects everyone to feel sorry for him.  He's the biggest asshole I've ever met in my life and you can tell him I said so!

Sammy Randazzo"

You just told him yourself, Sammy, and we at CoM couldn't agree more!

Thanks for sharing.  Keep those Marty Moments coming, readers...

Sexually Frustrated Mongoose

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Marty Prehn's Award Night Prediction

"The gold statue that I have in my possession is my equivilent of an Oscar for best supporting actor or actress in a reality show called life. It to like the walk on Washington is over 50 years old and my parents bought it on our cross country adventure from Michigan to the west coast in 1963 back when families actually took vacations together.

I go to various events and bring "OSCAR" with me in order to thank those who work everyday to make a difference in other peoples lives and strive to make the world a better place to live."

- Marty Prehn, October 6, 2013 

As we ramp up for tonight's Oscar Awards, hosted by Marty's often cited best friend Ellen Degeneres, all the nation is abuzz as to who is the next lucky individual who gets to hold the coveted Stupid Souvenir Statue for 10 seconds before returning it to Marty.

Past recipients of this honor were to be Bobby Schindler, brother of the late Terri Schiavo (although Marty couldn't garner the needed donations for gas money and a haircut, so he doesn't count), Senator Debbie Stabenow (hoodwinked at a suicide survivors event that Marty crashed) and a bunch of black guys, including actor Danny Glover who didn't know what the hell the fat white guy was even doing there.

Eyes-on favorite should be Florence Iverson for "Best Financially Supporting Old Lady", but she does live out of state and there's that gas money thing again...

This blog is making the prediction that the front runner who next gets to hold Marty's Stupid Souvenir Statue is a little known hairdresser from Eastpointe, MI named Linda Fergan-Bowery for providing food, shelter and God knows what else to the Mongoose!

Congratulations, Linda!  You've adopted a morbidly obese 58 year old imbecile and you get to hold another piece of junk!  Unlike Marty, you have to return the statue after 10 seconds, but a least it won't stink up your house as much!