Marty Prehn-Fergan: The Lies Continue

As Marty decides to make his various Facebook post public we see his latest batch of lies. Is Linda Fergan Bowery paying attention? Does she even bother to read his Facebook post or are all the things she "likes" on his wall actually Marty using her profile to boost his own popularity?

As we've previously learned, Marty can't go long without telling some lie to make himself look important. This comment is just the next example: 

"Marty Prehn

Anna please contact me a my email address mprehn2004@yahoo.com and call me at 1 586 563 0989 and let's get your son home back where he belongs. Where is home? I will get you direct access to the Chairman of the Senate Armed Services Committee the Honorable Senator Carl Levin who is a personal friend of mine from the Detroit area. Friend me and let's get your son home to you where he belongs. Tell me more about your son. I see that my friend Congressman Allen West has spoken up on your sons behalf. I am working to get a bike rally together in Detroit during Memorial Weekend this year and hope you will be able to attend and tell your son's story."

Carl Levin couldn't pick Marty out of a police line up much less call himself Marty's personal friend. What does Marty stand to gain from giving this woman false hope that he can get Mr Levin to in some way help her? Have Marty and Linda had the Senator over for dinner at their place yet?

Of course a day in the life of Marty wouldn't be complete without some reference to his great importance to the Elder Abuse situation:

"Marty Prehn

Florence have you ever seen the movie with Adam Sandler and Jack Nicholson called ANGER MANAGEMENT? The part of the movie where Adam Sandler sings I FEEL PRETTY OH SO PRETTY? Lol I almost sound like Muhumed Ali saying IM SO PRETTY. Busy week this week attending a meeting with the Michigan Attorney General Bill Schuette and then what I have been asking for by US Attorney Barabara McQuade and that is a conference in the Metro Detroit area with others US Attorney's and Prosecuting Attorney's from across the state and members of law enforcement and the FBI._"

Marty, I thought mentioning the FBI was now a big no-no for you? Will Linda be driving Marty to these meetings this week? Will she also attend as the new Mrs Mongoose? Will daddy Fergan give Marty the time off of work needed to save our country from the elder abuse epidemic? Is Marty being asked to attend this conference to be used as an example of actual elder abuse after the way he treated his mother? Another pesky detail about Marty's week being busy with this conference: It's scheduled for April 11th not this week. Does he even bother to read the articles about these events he's "invited to attend"?

Of course no Facebook posting frenzy by Marty would be complete without at a least a veiled reference to the evil MVZ:

As we can see, Marty just can't seem to let go of his hatred for MVZ. I guess all the viewing of her masturbating with her stuffed unicorns and alpacas has so deeply touched Marty that he'll never get over it. Does Linda now watch with him on those intimate nights on the couch in the new lair?

All I can think of is:"Oh that poor couch!"