"The gold statue that I have in my possession is my equivilent of an Oscar for best supporting actor or actress in a reality show called life. It to like the walk on Washington is over 50 years old and my parents bought it on our cross country adventure from Michigan to the west coast in 1963 back when families actually took vacations together.
I go to various events and bring "OSCAR" with me in order to thank those who work everyday to make a difference in other peoples lives and strive to make the world a better place to live."
- Marty Prehn, October 6, 2013
As we ramp up for tonight's Oscar Awards, hosted by Marty's often cited best friend Ellen Degeneres, all the nation is abuzz as to who is the next lucky individual who gets to hold the coveted Stupid Souvenir Statue for 10 seconds before returning it to Marty.
Past recipients of this honor were to be Bobby Schindler, brother of the late Terri Schiavo (although Marty couldn't garner the needed donations for gas money and a haircut, so he doesn't count), Senator Debbie Stabenow (hoodwinked at a suicide survivors event that Marty crashed) and a bunch of black guys, including actor Danny Glover who didn't know what the hell the fat white guy was even doing there.
Eyes-on favorite should be Florence Iverson for "Best Financially Supporting Old Lady", but she does live out of state and there's that gas money thing again...
This blog is making the prediction that the front runner who next gets to hold Marty's Stupid Souvenir Statue is a little known hairdresser from Eastpointe, MI named Linda Fergan-Bowery for providing food, shelter and God knows what else to the Mongoose!
Congratulations, Linda! You've adopted a morbidly obese 58 year old imbecile and you get to hold another piece of junk! Unlike Marty, you have to return the statue after 10 seconds, but a least it won't stink up your house as much!
We were going to include Balloon Betty for her role as Worst Stalker Source Ever. Unfortunately, after she served me with her cease and desist along with her threat to inform my neighbors, employer, and some unnamed domestic violence group that I'm a big poopie head, I felt it would be best not to include her. I don't want some poor guy's neighbors to think he's stalking a crazy balloon fetish clown.
ReplyDeleteBut for the gas money, I would think that MVZ should get it for "Best Dramatic Actress with a Stuffed Animal in Adult Cinema"...
DeleteHush your tacky mouf! I was that stuffed animal!!!
DeleteI'm still traumatized!
There's probably a victim's group for that. Check with Marty if you need an advocate.
Delete*faints*
DeleteI'm gonna go on & tough it out on my on...
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DeleteSorry.... Just thinking of him makes my skin crawl & then I can't type!
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Lol, love it, Bob ... !!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat about worst Producer for the shortest sockumnetry ever. William Hung M. Windsor
ReplyDeleteGas money.
DeleteDid anyone else catch Ellen's "shout out" to Marty Prehn and "You Wanna Pizza Me" in Eastpointe, Michigan?
ReplyDeleteI hope Attornry General of Michigan, Bill S reads Marty's insane post on his FB page and investigates who this crazy loon is that is posting on his page, inviting him to the opening of the new SCS courthouse, along with a complete lie that Marty has other top Gov't officals attending after his request to them to do so. FATASS Marty has NO ... none ... zero ... association with the courthouse opening ... ZIP ... NONE ... NADA !!!!! He has NO authority to ask anyone to attend or speak ... NONE ...Zip ... Zero. He is not involved in anyway with the Opening .... and any planned activities, speakers etc !!! Nor does FATASS have anything to do with the SCS Memorial Day Parade ... NOTHING ... I repeat NOTHING ... the only thing he does is march along with the public ... that's it. No role in planning, guests, speakers etc ... NOTHING ... just rolling out of bed on the morning of the parade and rolling his fatass down Jefferson ... that's all he does at the parade (and, because he is so freakin' FAT, he usually only makes it 1/2 way through the parade route before he plops his FAT, sweaty ... stinky ass on a bench !!!!!
ReplyDeleteHe's saving his strength for the Freedom Biker rally later that day...
DeleteRight, Spammy .. the one that doesn't exist
DeleteI wonder if Jill knows Marty is now in charge of he availability to the media? Is he her agent now?
ReplyDeleteMarty Prehn
Please contact me for more information and documentation of these elder abuse allegations. I will make Jill Shafto available to anyone from the media or law enforcement to be interviewed on TV or for the newspapers. I can be reached at mprehn2004@yahoo.com or my cell at 586 563 0989. I had the Novi police department do a statutory welfare check on Betty Schneider at this facility and it is my belief and opinion that the police were LIED to by the staff and home owner and that Betty Schneider's life is now in DANGER and that this facility needs to be investigated and possibly be shut down.
He's a regular Gloria Allred, that Marty...
DeleteI can't help but feel a bit sorry for these people who don't know the real Marty, yet! They think he can help and he is totally ineffective!
DeleteMarty Prehn has such a bad name now his hood rat drug dealing son changed his name on Facebook. Now he's Marty Erwin. Pretty sad in my opinion.
ReplyDeleteThat's for his protection "in the joint"...
Delete"Marty PrehnAugust 26, 2013 at 8:56 PM
I have put many people behind bars as their actions require it and it was their actions not mine that put them there."
At least his daughter had the option of marriage to distance herself from Pappa Prehn.
DeleteHe's Back!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hey Wait! The whittle Joeys have already posted a photo of Jack Nicholson from the movie A FEW GOOD MEN saying that It was I that couldn't handle the truth. It appears to me that Megan Van Zelfden got miffed that her story of court fraud and corruption and an unethical attorney did not get the attention that she was wanting and has gone after Bill Windsor and myself and someone she refers to as Balloon Betty. She has even attacked the Occupy people once they realized just how much of a whack job and mentally unstable person she is and her obsession with sex with animals that she has and how she has used others to spew her hate and now they are being sued for their actions. But her day in court is coming.
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Once again Marty can't make a comment without throwing is some kind of prevented sexual reference. I also love how he acts like he doesn't know who Balloon Betty is. Marty has been working with her for almost a year. I can only imagine the sexual content of their conversations. A Balloon sex freak and one of the biggest perverted old men I've ever seen. All I can think of is ewwweew!!!
DeleteAnd Windsor wants to whine about libel? WTF is this shit? Marty keeps stooping to the lowliest of lows for Windsor. Names Marty would never have known about had it not been for the total and complete epic failure of Bill's requested sleuthing. Nope, Windsor is the ring leader for the libel, and that Karma bus is in high gear.
DeleteAh, so true. It's an interesting turn of events when Marty and Windsor want to call everyone else "sick-o's" when the evidence of their own actions has been easily obtained, and their own words will be used against them. (the balloon heads will not come out unscathed either)
DeleteJudith Sanderson
ReplyDeletethis is the most awesome man ever
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Marty Prehn
Judith the Beggar or me? Lol. Are you old enough to remember the Red Skelton character Freddy the Freeloader. Think of me as Marty the Mooch. You can also learn more about me at Justice 4 Jean on you tube.
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Marty the Mooch!!! At least he's admitting it now. Not sure how this idiot could think someone considers him the greatest man ever. He's the biggest complete loser I've ever encountered.
BEST MARTY MOMENT EVER ********* " Think of me as Marty the Mooch. You can also learn more about me at Justice 4 Jean on you tube." 3 hours ago
ReplyDeleteHe's begging for someone's approval.
Delete"This guy has nothing on me. I've been a bum my whole life (but rather than give it to orphans, I spend it at Dimitri's)!
If any of our readers know Linda Fergan-Bowery please try to warn her as to what kind of monster Marty is!!!
ReplyDeleteThis "mark", too...
Delete"I will make Jill Shafto available to anyone from the media or law enforcement to be interviewed on TV or for the newspapers."